Medellin Reports

[Njoean197]

I was waiting to hear what the girl did wrong. Instead, I read that she behaved honestly in her dealings and even returned with more coke and condoms. She even brought his Macbook back, which she reasonably held as collateral for his unpaid fuck fees. She did not bring her pimp or the cops to negotiate with him. LOL! On the other hand, the john sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic coked out of his brain, overly aggressive, impulsive, and a bit of an asshole. Luckily, he was dealing with a rational level-headed hooker and all ended well for both parties involved.

1. Was the guy impulsive?. Absolutely, for sure.

2. Is the dude an asshole?. I would say so.

3. Agressive, yes, but also necessary. From the way the guy explained this chick was acting and all evidence pointing to her being underage or possibly trying to scam him from her bizarre behavior, I would be agressively stern on things as well. Especially with the curfew enacted.

4. The fees were negotiated to be paid the following morning before hand. Big Red flag here, but the dude wanted some pussy and didn't have pesos on him in the quaratine. Big risk he took, but had no intention of deceiving the girl of her funds.

5. Was the girl Level-Headed and Rational. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did you not even read the story? Come on man, ***** was fucked up out of her mind. People can do a little coke and be fine. Trust me. Girl was acting whacked and probably underage. I don't think for a second he was overly cautious or schizo. Maybe you play with fire like that on the regular, but I don't blame a dude one bit if that shit pops up on him. Well he def should have checked cedula. That part is def his fault.

6. Was he extremely shocked the girl actually came back with his Laptop? Yes he thought for sure it was gone and he was praying this would be the end of it. He did express he was hoping she didn't try to extort his for more money or go to the cops.

7. Apparently at some point, the dude had a very good time with her and that is why she came back other than to get the money. I am assuming she probably could not get much for a used laptop with out a p. W. Or maybe she could, I don't know.

8. Somehow things did seem to end well for parties. Very surprising end to the story.

[SubComm]

The reasons this makes no sense is because he said he already knew the chick. Did she look any older the last time he had her? Did he not ask her for ID then? He knew that she liked to party from last time. So why would he say this second time she gave off the vibe that she liked to fuck and party as if he did not already know her? If you just gave someone 700K for a couple of hours, I seriously doubt they are going to be in your ass about taxi money. How would the people across the street know he was getting cocaine from the driver and chant that instead of any number of possible things he could have been getting? Too many inconsistencies.

Agreed. The guys story does not add up and he's definitely lying about a bunch of things. The guys judgement is for shit due to all the Coke, tussi, alcohol.

[Gringo Trooper]

Yes, I believe that the story happened and is true. However, since the facts were so detail oriented and specific, my guess is that you told a true story about yourself and changed it to the 3rd person.

In any event, I am here for a brief vacation, after a long dry spell in the states. I was concerned that it would be difficult to find chicas because of the holidays and Covid-19. However, the girls are available and plentiful.

My first day here, I went on a rampage and hooked up with 3 chicas. Drank a four loko in the morning, not knowing that the four means "equivalent to four shots."

My total notch count for the trip so far is 4 chicas that I met in El Centro and Lleras.

1. 19 y / o spinner originally from Cúcuta. She is my favorite, however, she was pretty loose for a person weighing less than 100 pounds. I think she just had a baby, so that may have something to do with it.

2. 28 y / o with the classic paisa Pocahontas face. Her son is 13, so she had him when she was 15. Which is crazy, but normal in Medellin. She has a plastic butt, which I can't stand. And I'm noticing that fake butts are even more prevalent now. She doesn't work out, yet she has rock hard abdominals. Which leads me to assume that a lot of these chicas get liposuction on their stomach. I asked her if she was on birth control and she had no idea what I was talking about.

3. 27 y / o also with a classic paisa face and is 3 points hotter than any chick I could pick up at a bar in the states. I told her that she was my (insert notch count) bang, which was funny and she pulled out and blunt, so we blazed and made it all the more memorable. Unfortunately, I did some math when I got home that night and estimated what her notch count is, which left me with a tingling feeling of jadedness. My guess was that she probably has banged at least 2,700 to 3,000 guys, so I hope that I can forget that knowledge sooner rather than later.

4. 23 y / o from Cali with a hard body and is a great spinner. However, her hair hadn't been washed in a week. Still, she was fun.

I am being meticulous with checking ID's. Two girls in el Centro said they were 22 and 26, respectively and also looked that age. However, since they didn't have cédulas with them, I had to say thanks but no thanks.

This country got hit hard by the government restrictions and Covid this year. Driving around, you will see for rent signs on many former stores, restaurants, etc. I love and respect the people of Colombia and noticed that the people in Medellin are resilient in these difficult times.

Hope everyone is having a safe holidays. Cheers!

[DonCarlos1234]

Drove 90 A from CTG to Barranquilla two years ago. Perfectly good, well paved, well marked, straight road. Divided highway (with tolls) near the cities. A little congestion near the ends, but otherwise smooth sailing. It's a little hectic /3rd world in the cities themselves, but out in the country mostly relaxing with very little traffic. I found even the secondary roads pretty good (well...some perfect, some not so much). I would definitely do it again...maybe even on a bicycle.

Completely changed my opinion. A girl (tour guide / cute) in Medellin wanted to take me to a town called Retire (on the back of her moped. She sent photos of the waterfalls and river we would explore. Our schedules didn't allow the trip. But I took her out to dinner. NOW I find out motorcycle rentals are very affordable and they far outnumber cars. There are motorcycle friendly hotels, hostels and lots of places to explore. So come March it's one of the things I will do. But not in Bogota.

[Njoean197]

I wouldn't say anyone is accusing you of lying or making stuff up. When a story is presented to you its just natural to question what you perceive to be inconsistencies that you pick up on, why would you not? Its normal to question and ask for more detail so you have full clarity.

Now I am not saying this is the case but having mongered for years and come across a lot of randoms I have also come across my fair share of fantasists that forever whatever reason get a kick out just coming up with absolute BS.

I can't speak for MrE but from my experience in Thailand, if you have a wife or girlfriend or just any girl you have been with, you can absolutely guarantee they will know all of your movements whenever you go out to party. You cannot hide anything in Thailand.

Personally, I never understood the pathological liars. I understand lying for a reason. For instance, you lie to impress a woman enough to fuck her, you lie to get ahead in a job interview, you lie to sell a customer an item. I am not saying I morally agree with these things, I just understand why people would do them. I do not understand why someone would lie on an anonymous sex forum. I get it, we all want to embellish our locker room stories of sexual conquest, but this story was not even mine. And there was nothing that was even suspicious about this story. Its just a dude fucking a possible young chick. And to be fair, I get it, no one is accusing me of lying, just some suspicious questioning. Its all good. I am just saying I don't understand the logic or reasoning behind. Regardless, I always enjoy the posts by members and no big deal to question a member's trip report.

I have never been too attracted to Asians, I prefer the curvy women of Latin America much more. I actually thought on this last trip that I may not return to Medellin for awhile. I would try Brazil, but the flight is really far and I hate the all date travel thing that goes with this. I am probably going to look into Mexico for a spring trip. Probably Guadalajara. I am sure like me, many members would like a good comparison between the two cities, even if it is a post-covid comparison. What a fucking strange year this has been in the world of mongers, and everyone really.

[JohnnyO]

So I asked all of these same questions as he was telling me the story. I don't know the rules of this forum or the laws regrading posting such information, so some parts of the story I am just going to leave out.

As for vibe, I left a part of the story out just because its a lot to write, but since I or the person telling me the story are being accused of making up a story haha I will go into further detail. Also for the record, why would anyone ever make up a story?

I wouldn't say anyone is accusing you of lying or making stuff up. When a story is presented to you its just natural to question what you perceive to be inconsistencies that you pick up on, why would you not? Its normal to question and ask for more detail so you have full clarity.

Now I am not saying this is the case but having mongered for years and come across a lot of randoms I have also come across my fair share of fantasists that forever whatever reason get a kick out just coming up with absolute BS.

What do you mean by spies and secret agents? Like Thai spies, spying on sex tourists to lock them?

I can't speak for MrE but from my experience in Thailand, if you have a wife or girlfriend or just any girl you have been with, you can absolutely guarantee they will know all of your movements whenever you go out to party. You cannot hide anything in Thailand.

[Njoean197]

LOL. Now you are getting to the good part. I don't know, but if you go over to Thailand the bars are filled with spies and secret agents.

What do you mean by spies and secret agents? Like Thai spies, spying on sex tourists to lock them?

[Finsfanfk]

Just before flight tried to check in on Spirit website and told my passport might not be good since I only had 4 months till it expired. Online says 6 months is required but after dealing with Spirit customer service, which is an adventure by itself, they said I could still board. At customs in Colombia it took about 45 extra minutes to get cleared but all good.

Stayed at Airbnb in Laureles. Ran around getting mad at ATM's but as reported before 900 k at Scotibank was the best option. Also 11 k for 4 50 g Viagra imitation at any pharmacy.

Tantra hit 3 times. First time cute young redhead, she was the most attractive so was afraid service would be mediocre but she had a good attitude. Very good BJ with teeth as a bonus. 2nd time was a curvy brunette with lots of ink. Recognized some of the ink from about 18 months ago, she said she had worked their for a few years. Very good service once again. Third time was a repeat with the young redhead, only 1 small tat by the way. All sessions where 100 k for 45 minutes. The manager seems committed to good service just all lineups where smaller at 3 to 5 girls.

Zandaly also hit 3 times. Had hit this place a few years ago and was not impressed but thank you whoever mentioned young thin girls because that sums it up. Took Wendy, brunette with heavy ink but great attitude and tight body. 2nd time took young thin one with even more ink. Very good service and has a wolf tattoo on her hand to identify her. 3rd time took Wendy once again, sometimes repeats can not live up to the first session but she included deep kissing and just great service the 2nd time. All sessions were 80 k for 1 hour. About 8 to 10 girls in lineup, usually went in afternoon.

Encuetros at Calle 49 Ayacucho # 43-68 hit once. Tall athletic Veni who played volleyball back home. Good service and 80 k for hour. About 5 or 6 in lineup, not young or cute minus the one I took.

Hit New Life once. Good lineup as always just can be a little mechanical it seems. Did hit young Veni that was very thin and had a rabbit tail on her outfit when she was in lineup. Quick but good service, did like for me to spank her tight ass which was worth the investment. 55 k for 30 minutes, quicker that what I was looking for but smiled nonstop and I popped a nut so why waste time and cuddle.

Also hit Energy and Sexy Amigas. Energy had a good lineup just at their prices wanted something to stand out, just walked over to Tantra instead. Sexy Amigas had a few young cute ones awhile back, was not the case this time.

All times hit were in the afternoon, also while flying out was pulled out of line to fill out online form for 2nd time.

Best of luck to all. FFF.

[Mr Enternational]

As for vibe, I left a part of the story out just because its a lot to write, but since I or the person telling me the story are being accused of making up a story haha I will go into further detail. Also for the record, why would anyone ever make up a story? Like what would they have to gain, I don't know,

LOL. Now you are getting to the good part. I don't know, but if you go over to Thailand the bars are filled with spies and secret agents.

[Chocha Monger]

The reasons this makes no sense is because he said he already knew the chick. Did she look any older the last time he had her? Did he not ask her for ID then? He knew that she liked to party from last time. So why would he say this second time she gave off the vibe that she liked to fuck and party as if he did not already know her? If you just gave someone 700K for a couple of hours, I seriously doubt they are going to be in your ass about taxi money. How would the people across the street know he was getting cocaine from the driver and chant that instead of any number of possible things he could have been getting? Too many inconsistencies.

I was waiting to hear what the girl did wrong. Instead, I read that she behaved honestly in her dealings and even returned with more coke and condoms. She even brought his Macbook back, which she reasonably held as collateral for his unpaid fuck fees. She did not bring her pimp or the cops to negotiate with him. LOL! On the other hand, the john sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic coked out of his brain, overly aggressive, impulsive, and a bit of an asshole. Luckily, he was dealing with a rational level-headed hooker and all ended well for both parties involved.

[Njoean197]

The reasons this makes no sense is because he said he already knew the chick. Did she look any older the last time he had her? Did he not ask her for ID then? He knew that she liked to party from last time. So why would he say this second time she gave off the vibe that she liked to fuck and party as if he did not already know her? If you just gave someone 700K for a couple of hours, I seriously doubt they are going to be in your ass about taxi money. How would the people across the street know he was getting cocaine from the driver and chant that instead of any number of possible things he could have been getting? Too many inconsistencies.

So I asked all of these same questions as he was telling me the story. I don't know the rules of this forum or the laws regrading posting such information, so some parts of the story I am just going to leave out.

So the dude said he was actually on a trip to Medellin at the end of November and he called this chick up off Milerticos and she had a place in Parque Lleras. The first time he went to her. As he shows up she and roommates are having a big party as he walks in to have a session with her. Its also very early in the am. He says hes fucking her and blowing coke with her while this party is going on. He also says its a very young crowd at the party, but it never occurs to him anyone is underage there, nor does he ask the girl for her ID when he shows up as hes real fucked up himself and he just doesn't even think about it at the moment. Anyway, while he is fucking her at the party, he says a girl even comes into the room and offers him a threesome, but he turns it down for whatever reason, money I assume. Anyway, he did say she looked young the first time, but like I said, he was fucked up and just not thinking clearly the first time. To be honest I have pulled many girls in Medellin and I never ask for cedulas because the places I stay always check for me. The guy fucked the chick one time at 4 am In the morning, yes he knew her, but he wasn't exactly best friends forever with the ***** LOL.

As for vibe, I left a part of the story out just because its a lot to write, but since I or the person telling me the story are being accused of making up a story haha I will go into further detail. Also for the record, why would anyone ever make up a story? Like what would they have to gain, I don't know, I guess maybe I will get more paranoid as I get older and start accusing people of being liars for fun. Anyway back to the story, as for her "vibe". The dude said she was really fucked up, she was dropping shit and knocking things off the counter and just being an airhead clutz of a human being. He also told me the building had a strict no noise after 12 policy and he didn't feel like getting bitched at during a quarantine in a foreign country with a hooker and drugs in his apartment. Personally I understand exactly where he is comming from. He also told me the girl walked from the bedroom with an open beer, sat on his lap and was pouring him drinks from the beer. Then it clicked in his head maybe the this ***** is putting the old scalponine in his drink. He said the girl was just acting so clumsy, it made him suspicious of her. Anyway he grabbed the ***** and told he straight up, "Drink the same beer or I call the police right now". This is before he presumed she was under age. He said the girl smiled and caustiously drank the beer. For whatever reason, after this and threatening to kick the girl out, the girl began to come on very strongly to him. Maybe it did really turn her on, or maybe she didn't wanna get kicked out in the middle of a night during quaratnine. I don't know 100% the answer to that.

As for running after him about the taxi money. It wasn't about the money. She wanted to party more the with guy and was just using that as an excuse to go party with him in the apartment. He was nervous with an underage girl yelling at him in the street with people looking so he just gave the girl money to get rid of her as quickly as possible. I left some parts of the story out where he said they had a very fun time together, I am not going to explain those parts, but apparently she really wanted to party with the guy.

As for the people across the street. They saw him and were partying and didn't know he was buying cocaine. It happened to be a random coincidence. Then again, you see a tourist run out to the street during a quaratnine and go up to a car window, you can guess hes probably buying drugs. The guys were just partying and having fun on the balcony.

I also do want to say, I listened very closely to this story I was "told". This is how it happened. I am posting this because I enjoy reading the trip reports and I am trying to contribute back. More importantly I am posting this because the "person" this happened to obviously learned a very good lesson on why its important to always check cedulas. If anyone has anymore questions, feel free to answer.

[Mr Enternational]

Then he starts scouring Milerticos for a girl who wants to party all night at his apartment. He says one of the girls on Milerticos he actually remembers from a previous trip and that she liked to party. He hits the girl up on whatsapp and after some negotiating he convinces the girl to come over for the night for 200 k upfront and says he will pay her 500k in the am

The reasons this makes no sense is because he said he already knew the chick. Did she look any older the last time he had her? Did he not ask her for ID then? He knew that she liked to party from last time. So why would he say this second time she gave off the vibe that she liked to fuck and party as if he did not already know her? If you just gave someone 700K for a couple of hours, I seriously doubt they are going to be in your ass about taxi money. How would the people across the street know he was getting cocaine from the driver and chant that instead of any number of possible things he could have been getting? Too many inconsistencies.

[Kman1]

Being here or in any city in Colombia during the Christmas and New Years time is always a very different vibe and energy and the amount and quality of chicas drops like the stock market did in the crash of 1929 hehehe.

Even a few weeks, you mentioned that you were here the first week of December then now, that is a light years difference as people are traveling or at home with their families and friends.

There is always an after hours spot, the Seven you mentioned is probably much like Casa Blanca near centro in or near Prado. This was discussed a few days back here. But again this is holidays and you will find a half or less of the chicas and the ones that are around for the most part are the left overs.

And use extreme caution if you plan on hanging out around plaza Botero after sunset and especially so during this holiday as lots of desperation out there.

For me I just ride out the holidays with little expectations but I always am able to dig up a contact and have fun, as I did Saturday afternoon doing a repeat with a fun black thing at a no-tel motel in centro.

The Tall Man.

You are right about botero at night. I had to dodge a bunch of shady characters as I walked back to my hotel. It was like playing a video game zig zagging my way back. You just keep walking, you hear nothing or see nothing.

It was slim pickings on 53rd (there was no one at the park itself) and I had to settle for a 52 year old who looked the safest and best option, LOL.

Do you (or anyone) know if the street chicas are out in San diego at night or has the curfew affected there as well? Where exactly is this spot? I took a taxi there once but I could not locate the area on a map. Is it by Cr 50 and San Juan? Are there any decent hotels in that area?

Thanks in advance.

[JohnnyO]

. The reason I am posting is the story a fellow monger told me on the last night of trip while sharing a few drinks which I thought would be a very good warning for the members of this forum.

So on Christmas Eve Colombia put an 8:00 pm Curfew into effect. You had to be off the street by 8:00 pm Lots of Motorcycle Policia patrolling and enforcing it. He tells me he got real fucked up the night before and forgot to get extra pesos out of the ATM. He says he wakes up that afternoon and hes real hung over, so he decides to just chill for the night and recover and doesn't need the pesos anyway. No big deal. Well around 8:00 he says he starts feeling better and he gets the need to get some coke and call a girl over. He tells me the taxi driver from the airport was actually a coke dealer and gave him his whatsapp. Big surprise in Colombia. First thing he does is hit the Taxi driver up for some coke. The cab driver tells him ok but hes going to be late with the curfew going on. Then he starts scouring Milerticos for a girl who wants to party all night at his apartment. He says one of the girls on Milerticos he actually remembers from a previous trip and that she liked to party. He hits the girl up on whatsapp and after some negotiating he convinces the girl to come over for the night for 200 k upfront and says he will pay her 500k in the am When the curfew is a little less relaxed. Says he could probably run a few blocks to the ATM right now but does not want to risk it as the cops are patrolling the area every 15 or 20 minutes. So across the street from his apartment, it just so happens a bunch of Colombians are having a raging Christmas Party, says its very loud and hes surprised the cops don't break it up, but this is how it is in Colombia I guess. Finally his taxi driver shows and sells him the coke and as he is buying it in the street, the whole party sees him and starts yelling in a cheerfull way "Cocaince Cocaine Cocaine". He says its funny, but also nerve-racking as he doesn't want to get in trouble buying coke during the curfew. Regardless he gets the coke and returns to his apartment. Next the girl arrives. Same thing, the party across the street sees the guy meet the girl getting out of the taxi in the street and letting her in the building as the whole partying starts yelling and hollering at him. Again, no big deal, but just makes him a little nervous. He also tells me that the owner of the building lives on the first floor and if he sees guests comming in, he takes a picture of their cedula to make sure they are of age, but at night the owner doesn't bother to guard the door much, and just randomly walks out every now and then. During the day, he says someone is always there to check cedulas. he tells me he asked the girl before she arrived if she had ID and of course she replied yes.

Thanks for sharing this story, it was very interesting and I was on the edge of my seat reading it LOL. It's amazing how a sex vacation where one minute you are having the time of your life, can do a complete 180 where the next minute you are in some deep trouble even though you might have done absolutely nothing wrong (I am not saying that the guy did nothing wrong, just speaking generally). This happened to me twice where I found myself in a bit of mess which was quite scary.

I don't do drugs and especially would never do drugs mongering with girls there is just way too much potential for things to take a bad turn, she has a bad trip and goes nuts, does too many drugs and goes crazy, has a bad reaction and gets ill, her dealer comes looking for her because of a disagreement etc I am not judging anyone who does, each to their own.

I get the point about the Cedula, I saw a few girls on mileroticos that looked especially young and I would absolutely confirm their age and that they had ID before sealing the deal.

[Njoean197]

So I just spent a week in Medellin. I was supposed to stay a few weeks, but I cut my trip short for a number of reasons, most of which was the curfew put into effect when I arrived, some unexpected financial responsibilities, and some minor health issues. None of this is relevant to the reason I am posting. The reason I am posting is the story a fellow monger told me on the last night of trip while sharing a few drinks which I thought would be a very good warning for the members of this forum.

So its the last night of my trip and I don't want to go into detail but I am bummed out my trip did not go better and had to be cut short. It's not the end of the world, but I am in a shitty fuck everyone kind of mood. I am drinking and people watching near Parque Lleras, when a fellow monger out of no where joins me for a beer. Nice guy, Latino, early 30's, tells me he is from the "Dirty South" of Louisiana. Were going back and forth comparing American women to Colombian women and our reasons for going on a trip to Colombia, etc. He seems like an all around cool guy. Then we start telling our best mongering stories and he tells me that he had a very real scare the other night with a girl.

So on Christmas Eve Colombia put an 8:00 pm Curfew into effect. You had to be off the street by 8:00 pm Lots of Motorcycle Policia patrolling and enforcing it. He tells me he got real fucked up the night before and forgot to get extra pesos out of the ATM. He says he wakes up that afternoon and hes real hung over, so he decides to just chill for the night and recover and doesn't need the pesos anyway. No big deal. Well around 8:00 he says he starts feeling better and he gets the need to get some coke and call a girl over. He tells me the taxi driver from the airport was actually a coke dealer and gave him his whatsapp. Big surprise in Colombia. First thing he does is hit the Taxi driver up for some coke. The cab driver tells him ok but hes going to be late with the curfew going on. Then he starts scouring Milerticos for a girl who wants to party all night at his apartment. He says one of the girls on Milerticos he actually remembers from a previous trip and that she liked to party. He hits the girl up on whatsapp and after some negotiating he convinces the girl to come over for the night for 200 k upfront and says he will pay her 500k in the am When the curfew is a little less relaxed. Says he could probably run a few blocks to the ATM right now but does not want to risk it as the cops are patrolling the area every 15 or 20 minutes. So across the street from his apartment, it just so happens a bunch of Colombians are having a raging Christmas Party, says its very loud and hes surprised the cops don't break it up, but this is how it is in Colombia I guess. Finally his taxi driver shows and sells him the coke and as he is buying it in the street, the whole party sees him and starts yelling in a cheerfull way "Cocaince Cocaine Cocaine". He says its funny, but also nerve-racking as he doesn't want to get in trouble buying coke during the curfew. Regardless he gets the coke and returns to his apartment. Next the girl arrives. Same thing, the party across the street sees the guy meet the girl getting out of the taxi in the street and letting her in the building as the whole partying starts yelling and hollering at him. Again, no big deal, but just makes him a little nervous. He also tells me that the owner of the building lives on the first floor and if he sees guests comming in, he takes a picture of their cedula to make sure they are of age, but at night the owner doesn't bother to guard the door much, and just randomly walks out every now and then. During the day, he says someone is always there to check cedulas. he tells me he asked the girl before she arrived if she had ID and of course she replied yes.

So he says the girl is very pretty, but so clumsy and flaky, like a dumb blond he is suspicious that she may be up to something. He says theres no way a girl can be this dumb and get through life, but regardless the girl is very hot and sexy and gives the vibe she really likes to fuck and party. He tells me it gets so bad with her acting stupid and being loud that he gets fed up and threatens her if she can't shut the fuck up and chill out hes going to kick her out. This works and the girls calms down and even tells him she's turned on by how he took control of her or whatever he did. The guy tells they start blowing coke and partying and he ends fucking the hell of her like a stallion, but she only had one condom and she really wants to keep fucking and she wants to get tussi and more coke. The guy is weirded out that she wants to leave in the middle of the party, but he does want to try tussi and get more condoms. So the girl leaves, and once again as she leaves the party across the street on the balcony sees her and goes wild. No big deal, but kind of annoying as its very late night night at this point. So the girl comes back about 30 minutes with all the stuff and again the dude has to go let her in. Says he takes a good look at her, and gets nervous because hes kinda realizing this girl looks kind of young. The guy says he asks her for her cedula. She smiles and clumsily gives it to him with an odd grin. The guy says he took a good look at it, and immeadiately sees, the girl in the picture is not the girl in the ID. The guys says he snaps and starts cursing at the fucking ***** for having a fake and asks her how fucking old she is. She says 21 and for him not to worry, "this is Colombia." After some questioning, the guy says the girl never admits she is under 18, but he has to assume she is since she is rolling around with a fake ID. Just then all the lights go on downstairs, it seems the dude forgot to lock the downstairs door to the building and now the manager is up watching the door with the lights.

Now the dude is freaking out, he has drugs and what he thinks is an underage girl in his apartment and the building manager / owner is chilling downstairs and there is a whole party across the street who has seen this girl enter the building with him several times. The guy tells me it takes about an hour for the manager to finally stop watching the door, by this time its 4 am. So the guy grabs the girl and tells her to call a fucking cab and that she needs to go now and he will pay her the 500 k tomorrow. The girl says no problem, but I am taking your Macbook to make sure I get paid. The dude says he fights with her, but finally just says fuck it and gives her the macbook and sends her out to the cab when it arrives. So the guy basically thinks he lost his macbook, but at least hes not getting locked up for banging a possible underage chica. Anyway he doesn't hear from the girl until about 6 pm The next day. She says she comes buy in a cab and exchanges the laptop for the 500 k. The guy, says he went to the ATM earlier in the day and the cops didn't bother him walking to the ATM.

So the girl drives by in the cab and they make the exchange for the laptop for the 500 k. The girl then pulls out a bag of coke and tells the guy I want to party with you still. The dude says no thank you and walks back to his building. He says the girl then gets out of the cab and runs after him to his building telling him he owes her money for the cab and that she wants to party. He says multiple people are in the street witnessing this and laughing. He says he grabs the 50 k pesos in his pocket gives it to the girl and has to push her out of the doorway and tells her to fuck off and locks the door on her. He says, she gets back in the cab and the cab drives off and his nightmare is over.

Lesson To Be Learned: Always check the fucking bitches Cedula no matter if your bringing them back to your place, and never end up owing a chica money who has your phone number or address. I just thought this would be a good story to share with the forum and let people know, this shit does go on in Colombia and you need to be aware of it.