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Folks, to make you forgive me, Valledupar is where to go end of April to listen to the best VALLENATO (for whales, there's another place)

http://www.colombia.travel/en/intern...-in-valledupar

A girl I know, who works in Cartagena, is going to be back home to Valledupar end of this month. She told me she does not plan to be back working to CTG. It's a period of her life which ended. Maybe Vallenato's call?

[Black Page]

I think you're both wrong, isn't it Vallenato? Many Colombians spell it with a "be" because that is the way it is pronounced but I believe the correct spelling is with a "v".

I AM SO ASHAMED!

Of course, you are 100% right: it's VALLENATO. Also the Youtube link I posted spells is clear: Vallenatos Mix.

I wrote Ballenato, I don't know why, let's call it a lapsus. I beg your pardon.

[Lmarcone]

It is "vallenato". A "ballena" is a whale, SMH

[Manizales911]

i totally agree! dancing is a must, but doing it well is also impossible for most foreigners.

ps: i remember i have seen a photo of you in this forum, years ago, posted by yourself if i am not wrong. well, imagining you dancing reggaeton is something soooo scary that leaves me speechless!) :p.

pps: please, you live in mde since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to mansion from kansas? .

it's reggaeton and ballenato.

for those like me, who just left colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2egx94-yk

i think you're both wrong, isn't it vallenato? many colombians spell it with a "be" because that is the way it is pronounced but i believe the correct spelling is with a "v".

[Bart1]

So, for those that want normal girls, where do they hang-out online? Russia has vk. Com. Then there is Facebook. Does Colombia have a social network where you might be able to make contact before heading there?

Looking forward to hear your description of normal 'chill bill', I can respond to your inquiry.

[Nino Bravo]

PPS: Please, you live in MDE since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to Mansion from Kansas? .

It's REGGAETON and BALLENATO.

For those like me, who just left Colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2eGX94-yk

Not to be nit picky, but it's actually VALLENATO

[Chill Bill]

So, for those that want normal girls, where do they hang-out online? Russia has vk. Com. Then there is Facebook. Does Colombia have a social network where you might be able to make contact before heading there?

[Duke69]

I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.

I am one of the guys in his 60's and you hit the nail on the head. I still get some great hard body pussy from older ladies but if you want young pussy without a hassle just pay for it, enjoy it and fuck it!

[Ricker]

I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.

Right on Jonsie!

[Jonesie]

I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.

[Black Page]

3) learn to dance, impossible for most of you. the best to learn are bachata, ballanarto, regeatton (sexo con ropa) and then salsa.

i totally agree! dancing is a must, but doing it well is also impossible for most foreigners.

ps: i remember i have seen a photo of you in this forum, years ago, posted by yourself if i am not wrong. well, imagining you dancing reggaeton is something soooo scary that leaves me speechless!) :p

pps: please, you live in mde since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to mansion from kansas? :)
it's reggaeton and ballenato.

for those like me, who just left colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2egx94-yk

[Aussie Greg]

You north americans will never learn how to get into a pretty paisas pants, well here goes, I'll do my best for you.

1) $$$$ jajaja.
2) You got to think like a paisa!
3) Learn to dance, impossible for most of you. The best to learn are Bachata, Ballanarto, Regeatton (sexo con ropa) and then Salsa.
4) The first two are more important than learning Spanish, then learn Spanish.
5) Doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you have a personality, jajaja.

A. G.

Lighten up Francis. Geez.

Just being funny.

Whether in normal conversation, jiving among friends or on an internet forum, guys that brag on themselves get ribbed a bit.

You should know that, and if you don't, well then you weren't blessed as well with the cognitive genetics as the physical.

Big difference between hating and kidding around.

It's just funny when guys brag about themselves, or maybe it's just funny to me and I'm the odd one lacking good genetics, which is probably the reality of it.

I personally wish you the best and congratulate you on your good genetic fortune.

My simple advice to you; As many guys have learned and posted on this forum, your green eyes will only get you so far, so learn and practice spanish.

All your professed knowing of women doesn't mean diddly if you can't truly comunicate with them.

If you care about PFP only, well obviously it's not as important but still very useful.

Good luck.

[Cubanut]

Hello Gents,

So guys are still looking for the non-pros to talk to and sweep off their feet in Medellin, Cali, Cartagena, Barranquilla. Yeah right. I won't even wish a good luck on that. These cities have been thoroughly saturated with mongers in disguise of guys seeking girlfriends. Yes the ever elusive non-pros.

I'm going to get to the chase:

You can see my report I made a few years ago on my 1st trip to Bucaramanga a few years ago. What I never posted was a report on my second trip there which was way different and way better.

I went there with Robert and another friend from Medellin. We had Robert's car this time so we were more readily mobile.

In short I will tell you that I discovered places such as the day time downtown girlie bars which offered low rate services. Also the huge night time disco called Colossal's near the downtown area filled with independent working girls with no bar fine to take out.

Particularly, I liked the night time lounge called Amanecer Paisa.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Amanec...97050563727731

Which translated means (Paisa Sunrise). I was told that a while back it was filled with Paisa's but now there are none. Instead it is filled with working girls ALL from Barranquilla. Exotic temptresses for sure. (there was about 30 girls the nights we were there. Each night the girls are uniformed in the same outfit and each girl styles it in her own sexy way. They are friendly as GFE's while you drink and dance wityh them. Boy can they dance! And cheap rates cop $50, 000 for 30 minutes to do on premises and low bar fines. Took one out from there to a night club called Babylon. Nice place but bring your own girl. BTW- Right next door to Amanecer Paisa is an excellent modern Love Motel with all the sexy frills.

There is a leather district called San Francisco as well where you will find leather everything at low prices. And each shop employs several pretty shop girls. Some who had never met an American before me, Robert and our other partner. Also in the district is a clean casa at the end of the west block of the district. Sorry I lost the exact address but I'm sure asking a few local cabbies would find it easily. Clean place and great girls. At about cop $35, 000 for 30 min. All working only til 7pm then available for night partying a few told me that I partook with on premises.

However, the gem of Buca is the South end of the city. On my first trip I had only been to the north end which is where the Zona Roja is. Forget staying at the north end if you want non-pros. If you got a bit of game and somewhat know Spanish then stay in the south end. It's is very modern and the girls are Sooo Pretty! It's non-pro heaven.

In the south end these modern malls are crawling with girls that (in my humble opinion) can give the Medellin Paisas a run for their money. What I like about the Bucas is they tend to wear shorts and skirts during the day and long summer dresses at night. Check out the cinema area of the mall at night on a Friday or Saturday if you can and try to stop from drooling.

So if someone truly wants to ply their skills at non-pros that have not been inundated with gawking mongers already then give Buca a try.

I'm guessing we might not hear from a few that do since they will probably not want the cat out of the bag as I am kinda already doing here.

Stay Horny My Friends,

Cubanut

[SlamCity7777]

Well, I too possess all the above mentioned traits, and even more, and I even once picked up a cashier girl at a CIRCLE K in Minot, North Dakota, and the place is surrounded by lots of guys and very few women.

How will I do in Colombia?

Can we pick up Mansion girls even if we don't stay there? Can I just enter and take all the girls I want?

Actually, I can't speak much spanish but I should be fluent in about a week or so, if I decide to start studying.

Wow! At a Circle K! I know the girls who work at 7-11's are easy but those Circle K girls from North Dakota are hard cases to solve! WELL DONE! A round of applause for a true playa-pimp!

Hahahahhah!

What did Wayne Grekski say " You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" and Master Yoda said "Do or Do Not; There is no try" and Bruce Lee said "I am thirsty could I have a glass of Whhaa-Taaa!"

Put the best "You" out there, be cool, be kind, don't be a cheap downer, and hope for the best with normal girls. That's the game plan. Always has been always will be!

[Ricker]

Young (youthful appearance) , tall, handsome, blond, blue eyed, good language skills, cool, kind, fun, funny; if you are a combo of these traits you are going to have no problem meeting and dating normals girls. Language Skills are a must.

If you are not then you are going to have a problem. The bartenders, waitress, shop girls get hit on EVERY day by EVERY gringo that lives there and that comes to visit. Colomba ain't the DR.

Long story short, it's on you to make it happen.

Well, I too possess all the above mentioned traits, and even more, and I even once picked up a cashier girl at a CIRCLE K in Minot, North Dakota, and the place is surrounded by lots of guys and very few women.

How will I do in Colombia?

Can we pick up Mansion girls even if we don't stay there? Can I just enter and take all the girls I want?

Actually, I can't speak much spanish but I should be fluent in about a week or so, if I decide to start studying.