Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

No idea if this chick is a 10 or a 2. But I was talking to a Venezuelan chick in Bogota from Cupid and she told me that she does not have time for a boyfriend (what the hell is she doing on the site then), but would hook me up with her cousin in Medellin. I said that I did not want to meet any hookers because I know many women in Medellin are hookers. She said her cousin is not a hooker. Turns out the chick is a nurse. Don't know how I keep ending up with all these nurses in Colombia. Anyway we have been talking and will meet up when I get there in a couple of days.

[Knowledge]

Actually they are checking for anything and everything. Drugs, undeclared cash in excess of US $10,000, any other contraband. Like most frequent travelers, I have been flagged a handful of times. It's a major pain in the ass. It hasn't happened to me in a few years. Maybe it's because I don't travel as often as I used to.

Dealt with this in Europe traveling back to the USA A few times. I think they're checking for drugs.

[Lou32]

Antibiotics.

Thanks, Husker Dude!

[SureMan]

Dealt with this in Europe traveling back to the USA A few times. I think they're checking for drugs.

Yes my boarding pass has. SSSS.

Will always remember this.

I did check in online for AA flight.

[Jake2738]

I went to both of these places within the last week, so I thought I would give a review of each and compare.

Esperanza is in Poblado which makes it more convenient than Happy Massage since Happy is in a place where not many mongers would stay. I took an Uber to Happy for like $3, so it's still pretty accessible.

In terms of price, Esperanza was 130 k while Happy was 185 k for body on body massage.

I'm terms of the whole experience, Happy really did feel like luxury which is why it costs more I guess. The person responding to you on WhatsApp is fantastic and speaks English. You arrive and it's really professional. The masseuse leads you to the room and the room is very nice.

In terms of the massage, the massage by Happy was so much better. The woman at Happy was like a 9 in my book while the Esperanza woman was like a 7 or 8. Both really hot, but the Happy masseuse was crazy hot. Also the massage and the whole experience was so much better at Happy. Like obviously we're not really going for a massage, but the Happy masseuse actually gave a really good massage. And in terms of the sexual components she was much better as well. She was great at the body to body part and was really good at "accidentally" touching your dick while massaging. Then she also gave a way better HJ at the end as well.

So overall I would definitely suggest Happy if you are willing to pay the extra money for the Uber and the price.

[ChuchoLoco]

Let me reply to the search.

As I was about to check in a guy all suited up ask a few questions about if left the city of Medellin. I said no and asked what I did.

I said I stayed in Laurels but went to El Poblado for dinner.

It was not the police.

Probably working for American Airlines.

He spoke perfect English.

I checked in did the security check..

I had that happen to me in Miami once and they used swabs or pieces of cloth. Search was because I changed flights somewhere along the line from what I had originally booked and it was my birthday to add some insult. They weren't looking for drugs but said chemicals or bomb ingredients. I left Colombia yesterday, Medellin, and so many lines and checks that it was nuts. Getting in is easy but leaving was tough. I thought I had all forms completed but didn't know I also need exit migration. Be sure to do that fellas. It's a pain doing it standing in line at the airport check-in.

[Mr Enternational]

My opinion on how much to pay the girls is a ymmv basis. For example, When I picked up on that Brazilian Gabbie Carter on the beach in front of Othon Palace, I asked her how much and she said 200 reals which was 50 bucks at that time. Do you think I sat there and said her rent is probably 100 dollars a month so I better offer her 100 reals. I didn't give a crap, I was with the hottest chic I had ever been with, with natural DD and a body that screamed sex. The going rate was around 200 to 250 reals back then for gringos. That's what I paid. Don't overpay, but don't miss a opportunity for great memories because the locals might pay 25 bucks and they are charging you 50 bucks. Get over it, they are poor.

Later in the week I was in help and found another hottie that wanted 250 reals. I offered 200, and she said no, so off we went for 250.

You said it right at first, payment for a freelancer is a ymmv situation. But then you turn around and talk about a going rate. Which is it? How can it be both? Because I lived in Rio during those times and the most I ever gave a chick from Help was 150 reais for all night. There were indeed reports on ISG of guys giving them 300. A chick off the beach or at Meia Pataca during the day? 100 reais.

What does anyone being poor have to do with anything?

I just took an Indriver from the airport in Bogota. I paid 14,400 pesos. I could have paid 17,000 to another driver that put in his bid. I could have paid 38,500 for an Uber. I could have paid 40,000 for a taxi. Which of these is the going rate for a ride from the airport and why should I have gotten the ride for 40,000 versus the one I took for 14,400? The Indriver that brought me was actually a yellow taxi anyway.

I mean all these guys are probably poor and putting wear and tear on their cars. And they have to sit in those small cars all day and make their way through heavy traffic. My guy even lifted my heavy ass suitcase. Should I have just given him 26,000 more to match the 40,000 airport taxi?

I get it though. Pussy makes guys "not give a crap" and proud of doing things they would not ordinarily do in any other situation.

[MarquisdeSade1]

What OTC drugs in Colombia would you recommend bringing back for personal use that may be prescription only in the USA? Thinking maybe along the lines of general pain and to lower cholesterol or blood pressure.

Buy prescription drugs in the 3rd world.

Some buy Viagra etc, I won't even do that.

The quality or lack thereof may kill you or your loved ones (or maybe not).

The more critical it is to your health the more critical it is that you buy the "real" thing from a western pharmacy in a western country.

[LoveItHere69]

Download this app called inDriver its like Uber but better and it works really good in Colombia.

Yeah, all those are in the app store list. I use Didi. InDriver asks you to offer a price and see who accepts. If nobody accepts you increase your offering price and try again. I rarely ever need a ride so I have no idea what to offer and I do not want to go back and forth. I like street girls and get a hotel within walking distance to them.

[Surfer500]

How did you go about hooking up with the candy and coffee people? Were you straight forward? Did you kinda test the waters and feel about and see what they was going to say before taking the plunge?

If you don't speak Spanish, your going to have a hard time, especially with the "coffee girls", versus the "candy girls". This may not make sense to you, but there is a difference between them. Good Luck!

[Surfer500]

I had an excellent session last night with a metro girl that I found standing in the stairs underneath the metro Parque Berrio station. Cute 20 year old vennie spinner with died brown / dirty blonde hair. We went to hotel botero real. She only wanted 30 k COP but I upgraded a bit I got her to give me BBBJ as well as as BBFS with CIP for about an hour for 80 k COP. Excellent service she had the nicest little shaved pussy that fit me like a glove and knew how to move her body. Very sensual tambien with DFK kissing and tongue play. She got on top and made herself cum too. And while I was banging the crap out of her tight hole trying to get my nut she kept saying Ay Dios and Mierda LOL. I made her cum as 2nd time as I was getting mine. Excellent service and worth every peso.

Dammit you've let the cat out of the bag.

Yes, there are some nice ones that hang around the stairs going up to the Paque Berrio Metro Station.

And they work the area, hoping to snag a client before guys walk over to ground zero.

As far as what you paid, you might have just laid out the program you wanted before pulling her, and told her what you were willing to pay.

That's at least how some guys I know who are gringos work El Centro, and maybe that's what you did, but everybody handles things differently, with no right way or wrong way, and for approximately $ 20 USD well worth it.

And sounds like when she said "shit" in Spanish, she was cumming as well.

[RacShack]

Download this app called inDriver its like Uber but better and it works really good in Colombia.

Yes really good, and worth its weight in gold for first time visitor not speaking Spanish, never say a word order on phone and jump in and be on your way with zero jam up, can't recommend it enough! Enjoy!

[Gabacho]

Agree. Seems like every where I go. It happens about 30% of the time. It kills the mood, so I flat out refuse to use a taxi.

Download this app called inDriver its like Uber but better and it works really good in Colombia.

[Husker Dude]

What OTC drugs in Colombia would you recommend bringing back for personal use that may be prescription only in the USA? Thinking maybe along the lines of general pain and to lower cholesterol or blood pressure.

Antibiotics.

[Lou32]

Being a pharmacist, I say the generic drugs are the way to go. The active ingredient of both the generic & band name drugs are made in the same place. The active ingredient is then sent to the various manufacturers, where they stamp out the pills or make into capsules.

What OTC drugs in Colombia would you recommend bringing back for personal use that may be prescription only in the USA? Thinking maybe along the lines of general pain and to lower cholesterol or blood pressure.