Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Some of the women here are so stunning it can be intimidating to approach them.

Especially if your fat and ugly and / or an old geezer like me.

Sometimes all you can do is just stare with that deer in the headlights look!

Because I know a stunning chica would attract you and not deter you, jaja.

Probably the most unnecessary, self-defeating characteristic a mongerer can carry with him to Medellin from the states is Fear of Failure. There is simply no reason to angst over being rejected by chicas in Colombia. Nobody bats a thousand, but the success rate is so high even with regular gorgeous non-prepago girls that all you need is some short term memory loss and move on to the next girl. Your efforts will be rewarded by the most gorgeous girls you can imagine spreading their legs, sticking their asses in the air, and planting their lips wherever you want.

Some random gratuitous fotos of one of my steady prepagos, Purrfekt Piel, petite, no tats, no implants, no piercings, no babies, 23 years old, student, has a job, fucks like a bunny rabbit. Whassaps me four times a week asking when will me and my wallet be returning to MDE, jajajaja.

[TheBMan]

I am here in MDE for the month of June. Trip started out rocky. My AirBnB got cancelled the day I arrived. AirBnB is going to "punish" the host. I got a good deal and I assume she cancelled because someone offered her more without any AirBnB

costs. So I had to patch together places to stay. Dann Carlton for two nights. Hotel Haven for 4 nights. My normal apartment in Laureles for 6 nights. 4 nights in Poblado rentals. Santa Marta for 4 nights. Poblado Rentals again and finishing up back at my Laureles apartment. Geez. As long as I have a pool or jacuzzi, I'm OK.

I will say that I liked the hotel haven. I had a small room, but the service was very good. I enjoyed the roof-top heated pool and it's so close to Parque Lleras. The price was right. And lots of candy coming and going. No chicas fees as long as you stick to the room maximum. My room held two people. It was OK to have 2 or 3 chicas at different times of the day, but never 2 at once unless I paid an extra 100 mil.

I am trying to pace myself with chicas. Averaging one a day, although I have seen two a day twice. I am seeing some regulars (pro and non-pro) as well as a couple of girls I haven't seen in a while. I finally have time to see some new chicas. And they are willing accept my price which I can assure you is not the normal 200+ for FB girls. Had several BBFS. A nice BBBJ / CIM. It's been fun so far..

I'll be at the haven in August, can't wait! Any tips and recommendations are appreciated!

[ColombiaLover]

I am here in MDE for the month of June. Trip started out rocky. My AirBnB got cancelled the day I arrived. AirBnB is going to "punish" the host. I got a good deal and I assume she cancelled because someone offered her more without any AirBnB costs. So I had to patch together places to stay. Dann Carlton for two nights. Hotel Haven for 4 nights. My normal apartment in Laureles for 6 nights. 4 nights in Poblado rentals. Santa Marta for 4 nights. Poblado Rentals again and finishing up back at my Laureles apartment. Geez. As long as I have a pool or jacuzzi, I'm OK.

I will say that I liked the hotel haven. I had a small room, but the service was very good. I enjoyed the roof-top heated pool and it's so close to Parque Lleras. The price was right. And lots of candy coming and going. No chicas fees as long as you stick to the room maximum. My room held two people. It was OK to have 2 or 3 chicas at different times of the day, but never 2 at once unless I paid an extra 100 mil.

I am trying to pace myself with chicas. Averaging one a day, although I have seen two a day twice. I am seeing some regulars (pro and non-pro) as well as a couple of girls I haven't seen in a while. I finally have time to see some new chicas. And they are willing accept my price which I can assure you is not the normal 200+ for FB girls. Had several BBFS. A nice BBBJ / CIM. It's been fun so far.

The curfew is done as of yesterday, so things should be getting fun again, for those who like to go out. When I was in Lleras last weekend, a few big restaurants (like Basilica) were closed, but most of the bars were open.

More details to follow. Tomorrow I am being a charitable monger and am going to volunteer with Angeles de Medellin and go up the mountain. Should be a nice experience. Run by a gringo. They do good work. And maybe I will find a hottie there! My non-pro is rewarding me for my service to her community when I return.

[MarquisdeSade1]

A couple of the zillion farang hot sauce addicts I did in BKK.

Issues uploading.

18 yo German hot sauce addicts.

BKK BBFS 24/7.

[Surfer500]

I would not turn down about any of them. I particularly like #1 and #3. Classic Paisas. The last one is not my cup of tea. But I'd say that girls are clearly in the upper range. I'm not even sure what I'd call a 10, but to me, almost all of them are in the 8/8. 5 range. Very nice.

I wouldn't get near any of them. If there not obese, deaf and / or dumb / mute, at least eight months pregnant, are a sacalero, wear an eye patch, or look like a beached whale, they don't fit my profile.

[MarquisdeSade1]

With your definition I have not seen a 10. Tell me how you would rate these women.

But I don't like any of them, I like to think of myself as an expert, at reading putas.

A picture is worth a 1000 words, a few look too old, a few look bitchy.

I'm all about finding the "pleasers" none of those look like they are, I don't want any of them even for free.

I'm guessing PH would be more fun, at least for me.

Here are a couple of my fav 18 yo farang jizz addicts from BKK.

24/7 BBFS.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Knowing what is out there and then reading your definition of 8's and 9's (because obviously 10's are more a matter of taste and preference) I, like Elvis have to wonder what you think of these?

I wouldn't waste a bullet on any of them for free, unless I just got out of prison.

[JustTK]

I find it great that people can have such wildly different taste. If we all chased the same girls, life would be a nightmare. :).

These are not my type at all. Nothing wrong with them if that's what you like. But for me, they are ten a-penny, girl next door. They all look the same. I find nothing interesting in the white Paisa girl look.

Knowing what is out there and then reading your definition of 8's and 9's (because obviously 10's are more a matter of taste and preference) I, like Elvis have to wonder what you think of these?

[JustTK]

You are correct of course. The Carib Sea off Sta Marta is a little cool. But I don't swim in the sea, I swim in the pools. : ) Mucher warmer than the pools in MDE.

I got my first scuba diving certification in Santa Marta 11 years ago. That water is not exactly warm. San Andres and White Beach in Cartagena are perfect though!

[ColombiaLover]

I've seen that page also. Any page that has prominent fotos of money, guns, or drugs. I stay away.

If you have any doubts about how the prepagos see us, I found this meme on ones FB page and I am fairly sure that a picture paints a thousand words.

[ColombiaLover]

I would not turn down about any of them. I particularly like #1 and #3. Classic Paisas. The last one is not my cup of tea. But I'd say that girls are clearly in the upper range. I'm not even sure what I'd call a 10, but to me, almost all of them are in the 8/8. 5 range. Very nice.

With your definition I have not seen a 10. Tell me how you would rate these women.

[Mojo Bandit]

Looking at these nines and tens is like a breath of fresh air.

With your definition I have not seen a 10. Tell me how you would rate these women.

Hola hombres,

I'm saying a 10 is absolute perfection which is like 1 in a million, but 9's and 8's are basically drop-dead gorgeous but not 100% perfect for some reason. Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5, or Sophia Vergara in her prime is a strong 9 in my book esp if her body is all-natural. Do these girls even exist at the usual haunts or am I just not looking hard or being patient enough?

Knowing what is out there and then reading your definition of 8's and 9's (because obviously 10's are more a matter of taste and preference) I, like Elvis have to wonder what you think of these?

[John Gault]

With your definition I have not seen a 10. Tell me how you would rate these women.

Looking at these nines and tens is like a breath of fresh air.

[Mojo Bandit]

If you have any doubts about how the prepagos see us, I found this meme on ones FB page and I am fairly sure that a picture paints a thousand words.

[Norbert61]

See my earlier post, Unidad Deportes Bellen is my go to pool, totally different than Estadio and I know all the employee's, at least they all know me by name. They have baskets for your clothes and it's all locals that use the place.

Glad to find out there are other board members that like to get wet!

Thanks Surfer. That sounds way easier.