Medellin Reports

[Queens35]

I'd like to see what a gringo who speaks zero Spanish says to a colombian police officer who walks up to him and asks him for identification and proof he is in the country legally. That's not an uncommon occurrence.

The gringo sex tourist who speaks zero Spanish would say / do the exact same thing as the yuppie eco-tourist who speaks zero Spanish would say / do.

BTW- Do cops actually do that? I have never carried any kind of ID or papers with me anywhere in Medellin. I'm not giving my passport to some mugger, so I prefer to leave it in the hotel. If they ever stop me, I will tell them when I arrived. I'm sure it won't be a problem.

[Paulie97]

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[Queens35]

Common sense says, learning some language skills of the place I'm visiting can only make my time better.

Fucking is definitely better if you speak her language. How else do you tell her, 'I like this but not that. ' 'Do that a little softer / harder / slower / faster, please.' 'Can you stick your butt a little farther in the air?' 'Open your legs a little wider, please.' 'Yes, I promise not to come in your mouth but I don't always keep my promises.' And how do you ask her what she likes? Oh, that's right, I forgot; you don't care. It's been worth it to me it learn the languages where I travel most often..

There is no need to learn Spanish, but if you rate your trips by something other than # of fucks per dollars spent, learning some Spanish will make your trip better.

I agree with all these statements. I never said that speaking Spanish (at least some) has no effect on the quality of your sessions. I agree that it does and give you more options. My point was to discredit the statement "Unless you speak decent Spanish, you shouldn't come (or even think about coming) to Colombia". That's a load of crap.

[Paulie97]

However, some people, when visiting another country, don't spend every waking hour fucking. Everything you do that isn't fucking, will be better if you speak some Spanish. This includes getting from the airport to your hotel, checking in to your hotel, ordering food and taking a taxi to whichever casa you visit. Even the fucking is sometimes improved by a few compliments or directions.

Even better at least attempting to use the language sets one apart from the stereotypical gringo sex tourist that the Medellin govt wants out.

Last trip I was in New Life and there was a group of cargo shorts wearing gringos talking so loud you could hear them all over the building. They were making fun of the girl's names while laughing at the prices. When addressed they made no attempt at all to use the local language. Nearby Colombianos were rolling their eyes. But if we listen to guys like Queens what is needed is more of these so the locals will ultimately adapt and learn to speak English. Lololol.

The cluelessness is mind boggling.

[YippieKayay]

I think I should thank you if you have persuaded at least one gringo monger to not go to Medellin. In my opinion, there are too many mongers going, and that is changing the attitudes of the ladies. There are still many very nice ladies available; but the number of the ones who are not so nice, want more money, and are not dependable is increasing.

I'll try to avoid all those dangers, and continue to visit.

What is an alternative? Personally I find I have more options than I can possibly consume. And you can't beat 10 dollar pussy for the quickies inn casas.

[Fun Luvr]

But out of 53 countries I've been to, Colombia would certainly be one of the five most dangerous, if you take an overarching view of danger. ...

I think I should thank you if you have persuaded at least one gringo monger to not go to Medellin. In my opinion, there are too many mongers going, and that is changing the attitudes of the ladies. There are still many very nice ladies available; but the number of the ones who are not so nice, want more money, and are not dependable is increasing.

I'll try to avoid all those dangers, and continue to visit.

[Dickhead]

I'd like to see what a gringo who speaks zero Spanish says to a colombian police officer who walks up to him and asks him for identification and proof he is in the country legally. That's not an uncommon occurrence.

But out of 53 countries I've been to, Colombia would certainly be one of the five most dangerous, if you take an overarching view of danger. You have a high murder rate, a high traffic fatality rate, a lot of unvaccinated people and dogs, poor food safety (although I've seen way worse), and some fevers in certain parts of the country. Now, I have not been to the coastal areas. I have been to Bogotá, Medellíand, Bucamaranga, and Leticia and the surrounding Amazon.

And, I'd add the danger of building collapses, the lack of fire escapes, the propensity to chain lock emergency exits, and so forth to the list. When I lived in Medellíand, I watched them put up an apartment building across the street. A complete disregard for safety. The building I lived in, which was I believe 24 stories and I was on I think #15, would sway in the wind, and not even heavy winds.

So enjoy, but be safe and don't be naïve.

[Wolf662]

90% of the conversations I've had with North American white men about Colombia always involves the questioning of safety in Colombia. Your average uncultured white North American male assumes Colombia looks like the Netflix series 'Narcos. ' I think this has acted as a bit of a gate.

Yeah I get the same reaction from friends and family, "Colombia? Oh NO!

Getting tired of pointing out Jamaica, the Bahama and U.S. Virgin Islands all have a higher murder rate, and Medellín is now considered safer than the US cities of Baltimore, St. Louis, Detroit and New Orleans etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._homicide_rate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medell%C3%ADn#Crime.

[YippieKayay]

I think the "new kids in the sandbox" deal is done.

The word is, and has been out about Medellin, and all of Colombia.

Common sense says, learning some language skills of the place I'm visiting can only make my time better.

90% of the conversations I've had with North American white men about Colombia always involves the questioning of safety in Colombia. Your average uncultured white North American male assumes Colombia looks like the Netflix series 'Narcos. ' I think this has acted as a bit of a gate.

[Balboa]

Speaking Spanish helps if you have a specific request or something important to convey to the chica to make your session more memorable. But if you just want a "standard" session, you could be a deaf mute and you will enjoy yourself.

Some / most of the guys who preach the "spanish is necessary" are doing it to prevent newbies and Spanish illiterate guys from coming to Colombia. The old "I don't want new kids in my sandbox" comes to mind. I find that comical to be possessive of hookers.

I must tell 3-5 guys per day about Colombia. A lot of guys from work are planning a trip. The pastiest white guys you'll ever see, and none of them speak a word of Spanish. I will give them a map and some advice and they will have a great time. How hard is it to walk into a brothel and point to a chica. After that, it's pretty self-explanatory. If you need Spanish to fuck, you got bigger problems than language. As for indy's, you usually book them by whatsapp and that's why they invented google translate. It's enough to book a simple date. These guys are not looking to have any in-depth conversations with these chicas.

Maybe if enough English-only guys come to MDE, the chicas will realize that learning a little English may help business.

I think the "new kids in the sandbox" deal is done.

The word is, and has been out about Medellin, and all of Colombia.

Common sense says, learning some language skills of the place I'm visiting can only make my time better.

[Balboa]

Speaking Spanish isn't necessary to come to Medellin and fuck. As you said you can walk in someplace, point and the rest is pretty easy.

However, some people, when visiting another country, don't spend every waking hour fucking. Everything you do that isn't fucking, will be better if you speak some Spanish. This includes getting from the airport to your hotel, checking in to your hotel, ordering food and taking a taxi to whichever casa you visit. Even the fucking is sometimes improved by a few compliments or directions.

Knowing some Spanish also gives you more freedom. You can explore (in the better parts of Medellin) without worrying about getting lost. You can exchange a few words with people, something that will come in handy if you're staying at an AirBnB apartment. You might even overhear "Tan hermoso. Ojala todos LOS extranjeros sean asi. " And who knows where a few phrases in Spanish will take you?

There is no need to learn Spanish, but if you rate your trips by something other than # of fucks per dollars spent, learning some Spanish will make your trip better.

Excellent post, thank you!

You'd think it'd be plain common sense.

[Dickhead]

Fucking is definitely better if you speak her language. How else do you tell her, 'I like this but not that. ' 'Do that a little softer / harder / slower / faster, please.' 'Can you stick your butt a little farther in the air?' 'Open your legs a little wider, please.' 'Yes, I promise not to come in your mouth but I don't always keep my promises.' And how do you ask her what she likes? Oh, that's right, I forgot; you don't care. It's been worth it to me it learn the languages where I travel most often. So I can communicate with hookers in several types of Spanish, Italian, and French, and I'm working on my Portuguese. But I'm also interested in meeting regular people, and I travel all the time. I'm sure my viewpoint would be different if I were flying someplace for a weekend that I had never been before and never planned to go back to.

My problem is, if they use a different alphabet, I'm lost. Can't learn much of anything. Also I could not learn German to save my soul, even after several weeks there. You win some, you lose some.

[Dickhead]

Other than CR and Spain. Which ones do you recommend.

Those are the two I recommend. Mostly I spend about a third of the year in Spain. Only Italy has better food. The French would argue, but they would argue over a wet dream. Argentina is fairly safe (I spent about seven years there) lbut the club scene no longer exists except for a couple of very sad places. There are still plenty of internet gals and Craigslist gals. I'm sure anyone with Google translate would have no trouble getting ahold of them.

Not.

[JjBee62]

Speaking Spanish helps if you have a specific request or something important to convey to the chica to make your session more memorable. But if you just want a "standard" session, you could be a deaf mute and you will enjoy yourself.

Some / most of the guys who preach the "spanish is necessary" are doing it to prevent newbies and Spanish illiterate guys from coming to Colombia. The old "I don't want new kids in my sandbox" comes to mind. I find that comical to be possessive of hookers.

I must tell 3-5 guys per day about Colombia. A lot of guys from work are planning a trip. The pastiest white guys you'll ever see, and none of them speak a word of Spanish. I will give them a map and some advice and they will have a great time. How hard is it to walk into a brothel and point to a chica. After that, it's pretty self-explanatory. If you need Spanish to fuck, you got bigger problems than language. As for indy's, you usually book them by whatsapp and that's why they invented google translate. It's enough to book a simple date. These guys are not looking to have any in-depth conversations with these chicas.

Maybe if enough English-only guys come to MDE, the chicas will realize that learning a little English may help business.

Speaking Spanish isn't necessary to come to Medellin and fuck. As you said you can walk in someplace, point and the rest is pretty easy.

However, some people, when visiting another country, don't spend every waking hour fucking. Everything you do that isn't fucking, will be better if you speak some Spanish. This includes getting from the airport to your hotel, checking in to your hotel, ordering food and taking a taxi to whichever casa you visit. Even the fucking is sometimes improved by a few compliments or directions.

Knowing some Spanish also gives you more freedom. You can explore (in the better parts of Medellin) without worrying about getting lost. You can exchange a few words with people, something that will come in handy if you're staying at an AirBnB apartment. You might even overhear "Tan hermoso. Ojala todos LOS extranjeros sean asi. " And who knows where a few phrases in Spanish will take you?

There is no need to learn Spanish, but if you rate your trips by something other than # of fucks per dollars spent, learning some Spanish will make your trip better.

[PepolesBuddy]

Speaking Spanish helps if you have a specific request or something important to convey to the chica to make your session more memorable. But if you just want a "standard" session, you could be a deaf mute and you will enjoy yourself.

Some / most of the guys who preach the "spanish is necessary" are doing it to prevent newbies and Spanish illiterate guys from coming to Colombia. The old "I don't want new kids in my sandbox" comes to mind. I find that comical to be possessive of hookers..

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...orts&p=2023135#post2023135.

Yea the guy that got robbed at knife point. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I agree with dickhead. Don't be a typical fucking gringo and not know basics. Don't think this is a first world country. It's a jungle. You can be the victor or the victim. Viva Colombia baby!