Medellin Reports

[DramaFree11]

Knowledge,

I went by my wingmen recommendations. As a casual visitor, I did not want to spend months researching and making contacts via Facebook. I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

One wingman worked hard on Tinder but got nothing in Medellin. He got some girls in Cartagena but they looked old, unattractive, way to homely with their pear-shape bodies like worn-down housewives. I was not interested.

Went to Club Space inside Cartagena's walled city. Again old, ugly, lumpy overweight women, none was attractive enough for companies or sex. One tall, slim, half-way attractive girl was standing quietly by herself all night near the door, not talking, not socializing with anyone. I got over talking to her a couple times to check her out. Half of her left body was spray painted with ugly tattoos (OK, I am exaggerating the spray paint part). The music was very loud. She spoke very little, one word at a time, wanted $100. All clues point to a flaming trannie. Afterwards she kept giving me the eyes, but no thanks. I would not want to be near a woman whose dick is bigger than mine hehe. Then I picked up a girls outside Space to go back to the hotel, quickly got my phone stolen by this nasty puta. She will get the harshest punishments for the rest of her miserable life..

I had the same experience. I can see how some like MDE, but it definitely not Paradise and yes, Mexico blows away Colombia, in all aspects.

[Captain Solo]

Knowledge,

I went by my wingmen recommendations. As a casual visitor, I did not want to spend months researching and making contacts via Facebook. I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

One wingman worked hard on Tinder but got nothing in Medellin. He got some girls in Cartagena but they looked old, unattractive, way to homely with their pear-shape bodies like worn-down housewives. I was not interested.

Went to Club Space inside Cartagena's walled city. Again old, ugly, lumpy overweight women, none was attractive enough for companies or sex. One tall, slim, half-way attractive girl was standing quietly by herself all night near the door, not talking, not socializing with anyone. I got over talking to her a couple times to check her out. Half of her left body was spray painted with ugly tattoos (OK, I am exaggerating the spray paint part). The music was very loud. She spoke very little, one word at a time, wanted $100. All clues point to a flaming trannie. Afterwards she kept giving me the eyes, but no thanks. I would not want to be near a woman whose dick is bigger than mine hehe. Then I picked up a girls outside Space to go back to the hotel, quickly got my phone stolen by this nasty puta. She will get the harshest punishments for the rest of her miserable life.

The bros showed me the talents at Parque Lleras around midnight. Almost all were skanky or obese, tatted up, drugged up ugly freaks. Frankly I was disgusted with the freaks hanging out in P Lleras. A wingman was waiting for his girl who showed up with this girl Camilla. She looked pretty with her slim body, but she thought I was really hooked, lied and jacked up her $500 all night quote, which was outrageous and I would never accept. Then in the room she had an extremely offensive dead-fish pussy and was trying to steal from my luggage like an animal. Man, she was having a long series of orgasms, moaning and gasping, probably could not get any guy to fuck her stinky pussy in years.

I tried La Isla at 9 PM. 2 dozens girls were putting on make up in their dressing room, all looked like big, ugly, lumpy, tatted up, pear-shaped ghetto hoes. I would never consider sitting with such low-quality women, left alone fucking and paying them. If you think the big, lumpy, pear-shaped La Isla women are beautiful, send them to any beauty pageant. They would be laughed at as sideshow freaks!

Mongers would bear very high security risks having valuables stolen by nasty WGs for little gain, potentially getting in disputes and get stabbed by hoes or their pimps. They would face very hard times explaining to their wives, relatives, friends, business associates and bosses where they had been, and how they lost their phones, passports, wallets, credit cards ect. Very likely their passports will be sold and used by criminals or terrorists. These incidents have ways to get into the FBI files. Forget about security clearances for military or defense jobs and any federal privileges like Global Entry.

So my conclusion is, mongers would waste their time and money going to Colombia for WGs.

It's dumb how a bunch of O'Bamma Secret Service agents and supervisors risked their presidential security clearances with Cartagena hoes, lost their jobs, their families and any serious future employment. They are probably trying hard to hang on to their night watchmen jobs at Walmart.

[Surfer500]

Definitely a good time to go. I like Jan in Medellin. Weather is good and good time to get away from freezing North America.

There are too many generalizations being made about Medellin, almost leftover from Pre Facebook myths. There is no bad time to go to Medellin these days. Things have changed. There is so much supply that you can fund dates year round, that come to you all dolled up, smelling fresh, delivered in an air conditioned Uber, even on Christmas Eve.

Pre Facebook, most certainly it was different. We (I) depended on establishments or few known street corners. Now it is all FB or WhatsApp groups. I have even moved away from FB. Now I am exclusively, amigas of amigas. In two years, I have not seen a girl who is not an amiga of an amiga. There is a proper way to build that network but it is not hard.

As a first timer, above may be less relevant, but not to worry. Everything is open in Jan. Have fun.

The weather can be so awesome in Medellin. However, February at times is not a good month as there can be a lot of contamination in the air, and it can get very bad, to the point where they are adjusting pico why placa for when cars can be on the road.

And in addition to this, when the contamination levels get so high, they shut down the sports complexes like in Estadio and Bellen, along with others which means the soccer fields, basketball courts, tennis courts, and pools are closed. I remember back in February 2020 they had shut downs of three to four days at a time.

[Surfer500]

A few clubs in poblado have asked to see the card.

Actually a lot of the eating places in Provenza are asking to see proof of vaccination.

I ate at Sambombi on Friday night and they checked, and then on the closed street they are on I saw other places checking as well.

What I have done is taken my card and put it on the upper half of my Passport and have a color copy that I carry around with me.

Nobody is actually studying them or trying to verify whether they are fakes. They want your business, so they basically are answering the mail by seeing something that looks like a vaccine card, and they are different from each country.

It's interesting how lax it can be though for checking with higher end establishments. I entered a restaurant in a Hyatt hotel in Bogota the other day, and they didn't even ask, and this is a Hotel with all kinds of protocols.

As far as for immigration and travel, I have the original of my vax card clipped to my Passport.

So for those who have been vaxed, just carrying a photocopy of the card with your ID which could also be on your phone will get you in anywhere, but for travel it's better to have the original with you for presentation.

[Captain Solo]

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[Paulie97]

While standing in line at immigration, a couple behind me asked about entry requirements. I told them all the requirements that are on the Copa website. I also discussed the entry requirements to the US when they return. I commented that it was a stupid Biden rule to get the Covid test one day before departure, and repeated what the CEO of Southwest Airlines said about masks on airplanes. There was a young woman in front of me who turned around and said "You all can stop that conversation". I suppose she is the typical liberal - suppress all speech they don't agree with.

The Southwest CEO isn't a contagious disease specialist plus he walked back that statement after becoming acquainted with Covid first hand.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/17/sout...ne-chiefs.html

Also the couple asked about the entry requirements, not for a political diatribe so you set yourself up for that unfortunate confrontation.

[Zeos1]

https://co.usembassy.gov/health-aler...ents-colombia/

I personally know two tourists who were denied boarding. Vaccine is nor mandatory. If not fully vaccinated, you need a negative PCR 72 hours or less prior to boarding.

It says that for non-resident visitors vaccine IS mandatory. The minor exception is that if you had the second dose less than 14 days before you can get the negative PCR test less than 72 hours before boarding and be admitted to the country.

[Osteoknot]

In two years, I have not seen a girl who is not an amiga of an amiga. There is a proper way to build that network but it is not hard.

Siiiiiii, I am glad someone else has found the low hanging fruit of personal referrals or as you put it, "amigas of amigas." That is my Holy Grail for meeting chicas in Colombia, but the only feedback I saw was, "how could that possibly work" or "I've never had any luck with personal referrals."

I don't know if you saw my friends of Scarlet post the other day about The Nutibara Hotel, but she is one branch of my referral base. Fuck, who am I kidding? She is the main trunk but personal referrals can always branch out at any one person.

I've never had a FB account. I haven't been to most of the places discussed here because my teleological thinking created a system that delivers great girls to my doorstep instead of me going out on a constant hunt. Call me lazy.

I will do Ground Zero to break the routine, but even from there, the best chica I found during my last trip a couple months ago, was technically a personal referral. She's the sister of a tranny who I chatted up (trannies have the best intel, in general), and she is anxious to do an overnight with me this next trip. She's not ranked yet, but I did give her a name, Pumpkin, because of her round head and face and big smile. All ten fotos are of Pumpkin, some at my hotel, some at Ground Zero. The one foto showing another person in white leopard print is her tranny brother.

Perhaps personal referrals don't work as well for mongers who are only in town for a quick visit. But when I think back to when I first came to Medellin in 2019, from the start I used to tell certain chicas they could give out my Whassap number to their friends. I don't remember exactly how long it took, but I recall hitting critical mass very quickly with more chicas than I needed. Then out of necessity I created my transparent ranking system which drove the best girls to the top. I've been on auto-pilot ever since.

I would suggest to any mongerer who thinks he will be making return trips to MDE, even short ones, that you build a referral base at least as another option to the smorgasbord of ways of meeting chicas in Medellin. I use WhatsApp exclusively. I try to avoid handing out direct advice, but frankly when I log on here and read about some of the capitulations and hoops the guys here jump thru to find girls, and with an overall disappointment rate that I would consider unacceptable, I am more glad of the space in which I find myself.

I've always said, find what works best for you. If you don't already, I bet if you consider personal referrals, as with Vitrea and I (I hope he doesn't mind my association) you will discover that can be a great way to meet new girls. Vitrea mentioned there is a "proper way" to go about it, and he's right. I don't want to put words in his mouth but I believe it boils down to knowing how to treat these chicas in a way which results in a very professional anad satisfying interaction.

Basically, if they are willing to refer their friends then they are saying they trust you enough and feel safe enough with you to do so. Getting quality personal referrals is not about the money, or your looks, or real emotion, but it's a reflection on how you monger. Ostee Out!

All fotos, same girl, Pumpkin, over three different encounters. She's a Vennie. The foto with the person in the white leopard print is her tranny brother who told me about his sister after I refused his advances, jaja.

[VasyaPetya]

I can confirm your Mazaltan assessment. Everything 100% true! Best fun I ever had in Mexico (CDMX, Cancun, Tulum included).

Some good pussy in tulum?

[VasyaPetya]

Bwahaha- you'd fuck her again.

Haha I did fuck her again actually, but after she washed her crabby cooter.

[VasyaPetya]

There was a young woman in front of me who turned around and said "You all can stop that conversation". I suppose she is the typical liberal - suppress all speech they don't agree with.

My god, I would've ripped into this dumb broad.

[Vitrea]

I have a trip planned to Medellin the first week of January from the 5th to the 11th but I just found out it's a holiday. Do you guys think it would be still be a good time to go?

Definitely a good time to go. I like Jan in Medellin. Weather is good and good time to get away from freezing North America.

There are too many generalizations being made about Medellin, almost leftover from Pre Facebook myths. There is no bad time to go to Medellin these days. Things have changed. There is so much supply that you can fund dates year round, that come to you all dolled up, smelling fresh, delivered in an air conditioned Uber, even on Christmas Eve.

Pre Facebook, most certainly it was different. We (I) depended on establishments or few known street corners. Now it is all FB or WhatsApp groups. I have even moved away from FB. Now I am exclusively, amigas of amigas. In two years, I have not seen a girl who is not an amiga of an amiga. There is a proper way to build that network but it is not hard.

As a first timer, above may be less relevant, but not to worry. Everything is open in Jan. Have fun.

[JjBee62]

So you're saying you're personally have her coming over to your apartment for the usual FB rate? Or you know someone that had a cita with her for the usual rate. There are a couple of FB profiles with her pix, one link to an Instagram influencer with Onlyfans page. You are grouping a normal FB chica that come over for cita the the usual rate (150-200) with someone that earn US dollars with their Onlyfans page or webcam jobs. I call Bullshit.

There are people that use Instagram influencer photos and make FAKE FB profiles to ask for money but have no intention of meeting you. That's the reason I called you out, not to get into a pissing contest but to serve as a warning for newbies. But feel free to prove me wrong, get her over to your apartment for a cita and make sure you take pics for proof. I'm happy to apologize.

Let me clear it up for you. Here's a simplified timeline:

1. A recent visitor stated that there are only fat and ugly women in Medellin. Since then he's said there are only fat, ugly, stinky thieves in Medellin. He also posted that the belief there are beautiful women in Medellin is a myth.

2. Myself and others joked about the fat and ugly women in Medellin who we enjoy.

3. Mojo joined in the joking and posted pictures of some Medellin women. He never claimed he had been with all the women, or that all were available at a specific price point.

4. Someone identified one of the pictures. Mojo checked, discovered a catfish FB profile and shared the profile.

5. The pissing contest began.

Since the start of the pandemic a lot of Medellin girls have opened OnlyFans accounts, but they're still selling the pussy. I know girls with OnlyFans accounts who never have, never will sell the pussy. An OnlyFans account indicates nothing.

I have girls on FB who I found first on Instagram, and vice versa. Some want regular rates, some want more. The question isn't whether or not an available girl is available for a specific price. The question is whether or not beautiful women, for paid sex, can be found in Medellin. I say yes.

[Vitrea]

I have only seen one report about how travelers are actually required to show their proof of vaccine. The BM said that he had to show it at the airport to get his boarding pass and that he had to do something related to it on checkmig the Colombian online immigration form. Anyone had any recent experience with this they can share? You can either respond here but if you do not want to clutter the reports thread or you can post it in my thread "Colombia / Travel Coronavirus Updates" which is under the User Blogs section of the Colombia Forum, its where I will post the info once I get it anyway.

https://co.usembassy.gov/health-aler...ents-colombia/

I personally know two tourists who were denied boarding. Vaccine is nor mandatory. If not fully vaccinated, you need a negative PCR 72 hours or less prior to boarding.

[DeepXliv]

I have only seen one report about how travelers are actually required to show their proof of vaccine. The BM said that he had to show it at the airport to get his boarding pass and that he had to do something related to it on checkmig the Colombian online immigration form. Anyone had any recent experience with this they can share? You can either respond here but if you do not want to clutter the reports thread or you can post it in my thread "Colombia / Travel Coronavirus Updates" which is under the User Blogs section of the Colombia Forum, its where I will post the info once I get it anyway.

A few clubs in poblado have asked to see the card.