Medellin Reports

[Hotrod10]

This is the third time I have posted this report but its important.

Some years ago I was in Vancouver looking for pussy. I picked up a beautiful blond and off we go to my motel. In my room I pulled out 2 Hams beers from on top of my AC unit and we enjoy a beer and snacks and conversation before the deed. Out of nowhere she stands up and says I just can't do this. Sorry but I must go. I didn't have much of a chance to say anything and out the door she goes. The last thing she says is I will make my own way back to the city. WOW I ask myself what did I do wrong. OK so here me and Spike sit. Then out of no were there she is knocking on my door. I open the door and she says I really need the money, can we finish our beer first. Whats a guy to do. So in she comes and now she is unbuttoning her top. Oh lord, lets finish these drinks. Were right back were we were just a short time ago. We are laughing, joking, having a nice time when out of no were she stands up and says you son of the***** you changed beers with me. She staggers her way to the door, out she goes but don't forget we are on the second floor. So down the steps she staggers banging her nice, pretty butt on both sides as she descends. She almost made it but 2 steps from the bottom down she goes. So with that out of the car parked nearby comes a rather large black guy and hes helping her to the back seat of his car. Once in the car, my pretty blond disappears, or should I say passes out. This may be my first experience with this kind of robbery set up. I spent much time in Europe before it became too expensive. I would love to hear from other members on there experiences or their habits to avoid this situation.

[AdventureSeekr]

My definition of Heaven: two 18-year-old smoking hot FB girls from 2 pm until 11:30 pm, Gusto from 12:00 am until 4 am (Thursday. Saturday), another threesome with two 18-year-old FB from 4 - 10 am. What's above heaven? A legit message from a super hot Paisa between 11 am and 2 pm.

So you literally do not sleep when you are here?

[AdventureSeekr]

Day 7.

Nothing to report here. Woke up with a bad headache, tried to sleep it off. Wasn't working so went to find a masseuse. Stomach becomes a bit upset, may have a slight fever too, not ideal. Just letting you know that something is going around. I think someone mentioned a few days ago they had a stomach flu here.

All the spa's had mixed reviews and I really needed something that was going to be therapeutic, not a rub down. Ended up finding Alexander who is a mobile masseuse. Luckily he had someone pull a no show and he was 5 minutes away. 60 minutes for 70 k. It was a mix between chiropractic, massage and acupressure. Even though there were some moments that were very painful, he didn't shy away from it, apologized and said it needed to be done. Very unique technique and it helped tremendously. I did feel A LOT better after.

Tried to make a cita at night but it was already late and the timing wasn't working out so went to bed early.

Day 8.

Woke up and needed a cita bad. Feeling low energy, and again might have had low grade fever over the night, but it passed quickly. Not sure what I have, but its something and it's also mild, so far. Impossible to tell where I may have picked it up at this point.

First one to respond was Maria. About an 8 in her photos but something about her just got me curious. She gets here in about an hour and a half from when we first spoke which is pretty good. We agree to two hours, two pops, oral natural completo. Same thing I want in every cita. 200 k plus taxi.

She shows up and is taller than I thought, she looked super petite in her photos but she's more like 5'7' and not nearly as pretty as her photos make her look. Well, it is what it is at this point. She takes a shower and lays down on the bed, she has a fantastic butt and perky small tits. I like her assets, but she just could have been more presentable. She's a bit shy and initiates. Turns out her BBBJ is awesome, thank god. Really putting in effort, going deep constantly, good gentle attention to the balls and it doesn't take long for my to explode in her mouth. No rush to pull off, she continues to lick and kiss gently. Solid BJ, I'm happy. This is one of my favorite things.

We lay on the bed and chat for 30 minutes until I'm ready to go again. She's laying on the bed flat with her legs closed and I come in from behind. She can move that ass! Wow, she's not a looker but she knows how to provide service, damn. She rides me for awhile, then we switch to reverse cowgirl and from this position, all I can see is her long hair and her fat fantastic butt riding me hard. Well, at least from the back, I love this view. Super intense orgasm again and she just keeps riding until I have to tell her to chill out.

Not sure how to rate her because I really wasn't attracted and she's not my type but her service is honestly pretty damn good. No complaints whatsoever on the service. I doubt I'll see her again as there are just too many other gorgeous chicas here, and I'm searching to create a small stable of absolute gems that have the full package, she doesn't make the cut for that.

Probably only stayed an hour and a half but totally good by me, no need to stay any longer. Its only 1 pm. Now to figure out what to do with the rest of the day.

[Lou32]

Works like a charm but make sure they understand the agreement beforehand.

Use the Google Clock as the judge not her phone clock.

[JjBee62]

I totally accept this approach. Too many mongers allow shit from the girls leading them to totally have no respect for mongers. The more mongers do like you the less these girls will give us BS. It appears that mongers believe that they must take BS to empty their balls, I disagree; I think my money is good enough.

Do you honestly believe that's how you earn respect? For anyone who served in the military, think about the people who you respected the most. Were they the ones who were always yelling about everything? The ones just looking for a chance to chew someone's ass? Or were they the ones who made you feel appreciated?

At least in the Navy, your method of earning respect guaranteed at some point you were going to be drinking urine, from a cup that several guys had rimmed.

You don't have to take BS. Manage the situation. Find out her schedule. Allow some flexibility. Maintain communication. State your scheduling requirements. If you want her there at 7, because you've got someone else coming at 10, let her know.

[JjBee62]

If you do not teach them then they will never learn. You can change someone's way of thinking, but you can't change the weather. You don't think that if not anything else but having to pay that wasted taxi so many times they would learn to be on time? I do. If a chick makes me waste my money I can always get more of that, but if a chick makes me waste my time then I am just ass out on that front. They will learn to be on time when it starts costing them money as in his case.

But they won't learn. It would be great if they did, but it's simply not going to happen. Each instructor I had at EAFIT, for my Spanish classes, joked repeatedly about the Paisa lack of time sense. One, who was originally from Bogota, showed up late one day and made a comment about becoming a Paisa.

This has been their way of life since before they could walk. A few hundred gringos aren't going to change the habits of a few thousand chicas.

I tried it, not only with a few chicas, but with all of the webcam models. All I accomplished was to raise my stress level.

Instead, I changed my attitude. Certainly, the situation is different for the guys who need to nail 4 chicas every day. They're on a tight schedule. They've got deadlines to meet. I can't bear to think of the catastrophe if they only get in 3 girls one day.

Me? I'm on vacation. My only deadline is the time on my ticket home. I've got 15-16 hours each day available. Why spend half my time fretting over something I can't change? I work around their schedule, instead of trying to force them to follow mine. I also, if there's any doubt, pick a place where I can relax and enjoy myself while waiting.

[SJobs]

My definition of Heaven: two 18-year-old smoking hot FB girls from 2 pm until 11:30 pm, Gusto from 12:00 am until 4 am (Thursday. Saturday), another threesome with two 18-year-old FB from 4 - 10 am. What's above heaven? A legit message from a super hot Paisa between 11 am and 2 pm.

Thank you, Jjbee and GeneHackman, for the excellent recommendation of legit massage place in Poblado. As promised, I'm reporting back on my experience in Centro Comercial areío Sur.

To be honest, I had my reservations about massage parlors in Medellin. Latinos are not known to give good messages; furthermore, given that I'm from the you. S, I always have this tinted image of a 40-year-old butt ugly Asian lady who offers an OK massage for 65 dollars an hour and demands a 25 dollar tip. To put things in perspective, in the you. S, if those grandmas in the typical massage parlor are willing to give me 200 dollars so they can give me a handjob, I will turn them down immediately. So far, Medellin has surprised me in every way, so I looked forward to trying the legit massage place.

The areío Sur building is packed with beauty salons and massage palors. The first floor is under renovation right now; you have to walk up to the second floor to take the elevator up to higher levels. A massage place called "El Garage Spa 4 man" is on the third floor, "Om Spa for Man" on the fourth floor, and both Zen and Dharma are on the fifth floor. I have tried all of them, sometimes multiple rounds per day. They are about the same in both concept and style. Based on my experience, Garage has the best decor, and Zen has the prettiest girls. Here is my typical experience:

I walk in with google translate, explain to them I need a strong massage. The girl at the front desk will take me into one of the rooms, and ask me to take off all my clothes. She will offer to bring me a drink; the drink selections are whiskey, wine, beer, and water. I always pick whiskey. At Garage, they pour the whiskey over a shaved spherical ice, which is a nice touch. The facility is clean and comfortable; they always dim the light in the room and light up a candle or two. As I strip down naked, lying face down on the massage table, my masseuse will show up with my whiskey. It is a bit awkward trying to drink the whiskey while naked on a massage table.

After I had my drink of whiskey, my masseuse will proceed with a very decent massage. Most of them give a high-quality massage, definitely not as good as the ones you can find in Thailand or Malaysia. Still, it is a very relaxing and enjoyable experience. All of them tried to give me a happy ending, and some practically begged me to do it.

What made the whole experience divine are the girls! The average look of the girls in Zen must be a Medellin 7; I had a few Medellin 9's wanting to give me a handjob. Despite the number of other options I have in Medellin, I always hopelessly agree. The girls in most of the massage places in the areío Sur building are on the older side, from the mid-20's to mid-40's. However, 60% of them are very hot! They can easily top a super hot girl in a typical strip joint in the USA Even the older masseuse in their 30's and 40's are beautiful. While giving me the handjob, most of them will strip down to their panties, and offer DFK. They let me suck on their tits and squeeze their pussy while worshiping my cock. Hell, most of my massage experience in Rio Sur surpasses the average encounter in the casa Energy.

A one-hour massage cost about 100-120 k, handjob cost another 50 k. It is a bit pricy by Medellin standard, given that I can get an 18-year-old FB girl for 2-3 hours for 200 k, but the experience is worth it. I also tried the four-hand massage in Om; 180 is the base price, I didn't take the four-hand handjob offer, I don't think it is worth it.

[Turgid]

I made a date with a chica for 6:30 telling her to message me at 5:45 to confirm she is ready to leave. She does and I give her my address. At 6:20 she messages me to say she finally got a taxi and is on the way. She is 30 minutes away. At 6:50 I ask her to send me her location so I can see where she is. She is still home. I tell her not to come and not to message me again, that I can not trust her. 20 minutes later I get a message from her she is in the taxi 10 minutes away. I tell her to turn around. Then we go through the usually appolgy and begging. She then begs for me to at least pay her taxi. I tell her I am no longer home and blocker her. I tell her not to 'treat the next gringo like an idiot'. Guys here will tell me this is comon. It is comon because Gringos are idiots who let the girls do this to them all the time and wait however long. Gentlemen don't be that idot! I had another girl linds up before she was in her taxi.

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I totally accept this approach. Too many mongers allow shit from the girls leading them to totally have no respect for mongers. The more mongers do like you the less these girls will give us BS. It appears that mongers believe that they must take BS to empty their balls, I disagree; I think my money is good enough.

[Mr Enternational]

If you had seriously read this forum you would know that there are many guys on this forum who have logged many trips over many years in that city, and will tell you time and time again that these chicas have a whole different perception of timing than we do. Promptness is not valued by them. Would I get frustrated if a chica is late, yes, but I also know to expect it. I get frustrated when it gets cold in the winter too, but I expect it.

If you do not teach them then they will never learn. You can change someone's way of thinking, but you can't change the weather. You don't think that if not anything else but having to pay that wasted taxi so many times they would learn to be on time? I do. If a chick makes me waste my money I can always get more of that, but if a chick makes me waste my time then I am just ass out on that front. They will learn to be on time when it starts costing them money as in his case.

[Mojo Bandit]

I made a date with a chica for 6:30 telling her to message me at 5:45 to confirm she is ready to leave. She does and I give her my address. At 6:20 she messages me to say she finally got a taxi and is on the way. She is 30 minutes away. At 6:50 I ask her to send me her location so I can see where she is. because Gringos are idiots who let the girls do this to them all the time and wait however long. Gentlemen don't be that idot! I had another girl linds up before she was in her taxi.

With all the tourists here, I'm sure it is here and like Washington state will just take a few weeks to show up. I'm thinking of cutting my month long trip short, I do not want to end up in quarentine somewhere or even worse (though it is unlikely) in a Colombian ICU. Yes I know unlikley scenarios but still many girls to shag and I'm not taking any chances.

And you say you gave her a whole 20 minutes before you. What do you think happen next, think she got on the Medellin wide prepago group message and spread the word that "these gringos and mad as hell and they aren't going to take it anymore" and every chica in the city decided to fall into line and be on time. If you had seriously read this forum you would know that there are many guys on this forum who have logged many trips over many years in that city, and will tell you time and time again that these chicas have a whole different perception of timing than we do. Promptness is not valued by them. Would I get frustrated if a chica is late, yes, but I also know to expect it. I get frustrated when it gets cold in the winter too, but I expect it. It is not because of idiot gringos, it is the nature of things. She does not live by the same standards of timing because it is not in her to, she most likely thinks that you are just unreasonably impatient. I learned quickly that these chicas lives are not structured in the least, they are more like a tumbleweed caught in a hurricane as JjBee62 describes below. By proving you could cause her to spend money she probably didn't have, all you proved was you could cause her to spend money she did not have. Maybe I am an idiot gringo but I don't think I can change the lifestyle and habits of a bello chica anymore than my last girlfriend who thought she could change me. Could change me.

If I want her there by 3, I'm telling her 2. If you know the rules of the game, use them to your advantage. If she's someone I have experience with, I'll cut her some slack. Things happen.

From my end, I'm sitting around picking out a woman to fuck me. From her end? She needs someone to watch the kids. Her hair needs washed. The clothes she wants to wear are dirty and she needs to pick out something else. The friend who'll watch the kids is cooking dinner and needs 15 more minutes, but takes 30, then her boyfriend shows up and she can't. Now she needs to find someone else. She needs someone to loan her 20 k for the taxi. She needs to walk 6 blocks to find a taxi. There's a wreck on the autopista.

After doing all that and spending the 20 k, she has to figure out how to get back to Bello with no money? And what do I get out of it? The satisfaction of spitting on a poor person?

I'm on vacation. I'm drinking cheap beer, eating cheap food and fucking young, beautiful women for less than I spend on a good steak dinner. Why create stress with artificial deadlines? Why punish myself, to flex my muscles at someone? Sure. I taught her a lesson. Now I get to go pick out someone else, wait 2 hours and maybe turn her away too. I could end up wasting 6 hours before having to resort to a trip to a strip club to get what I had knocking at my door.

Some girls lie about being on the way. They need the money and don't want to miss out. Frankly, most are terrible at time management. Their lives are a never ending train wreck, stumbling from one problem to the next.

Instead of screwing them and screwing myself (by turning away the woman who wants to screw me), I try to avoid the problem.

Tell her ahead of time that you need her to be on time. Give her enough time to deal with her home situation. Ask if she's certain she can be on time. "A las 3 o es 4 mejor para ti?" Let her know to keep you updated if any problems come up. Ask where she's coming from. Remind her about the traffic. Give her the opportunity to put it off until tomorrow.

Clearly she's someone you want to fuck, otherwise you wouldn't be talking with her. Find a way to make it happen.

[Blakman]

Itinerary and routes. I really like that you can create a plan for each day. Actually you can copy the google my map available on the forum as a starting point and then modify it to add ATMs and routes.

Bring a copy of passport and driver's license. A snap. Extra tip. Before you come buy enough Colombian money at the bank to pay the white public service taxi and to last getting to th international bank. No fee charge. But united states bank might hit you up with a loss. That's why just get enough to last til you hit international bank. On another not yellow taxis are fine. It's just a extra dollar cause meter starts at 3600.

[AdventureSeekr]

I made a date with a chica for 6:30 telling her to message me at 5:45 to confirm she is ready to leave. She does and I give her my address. At 6:20 she messages me to say she finally got a taxi and is on the way. She is 30 minutes away. At 6:50 I ask her to send me her location so I can see where she is. She is still home. I tell her not to come and not to message me again, that I can not trust her. 20 minutes later I get a message from her she is in the taxi 10 minutes away. I tell her to turn around. Then we go through the usually appolgy and begging. She then begs for me to at least pay her taxi. I tell her I am no longer home and blocker her. I tell her not to 'treat the next gringo like an idiot'. Guys here will tell me this is comon. It is comon because Gringos are idiots who let the girls do this to them all the time and wait however long. Gentlemen don't be that idot! I had another girl linds up before she was in her taxi.

On another note, people are getting nervous about the Corona Virus here. There was panic shopping in the markets last weekend even though no reported cases yet in Colombia. With all the tourists here, I'm sure it is here and like Washington state will just take a few weeks to show up. I'm thinking of cutting my month long trip short, I do not want to end up in quarentine somewhere or even worse (though it is unlikely) in a Colombian ICU. Yes I know unlikley scenarios but still many girls to shag and I'm not taking any chances.

Had the same thing happen and did not see the chica. I give a 30 minute window cause I understand things happen but if they haven't even left yet, that's a no go.

I just was at Exito yesterday and everything was totally stocked as normal. But I agree with you that with so many tourists, it is most definitely already here, as I am under the impression it is everywhere at this point honestly. I have two weeks left and am hoping I can finish it out and not leave early but am open to that as a necessary possibility as I have the same concerns.

[Surfer500]

On another note, people are getting nervous about the Corona Virus here. There was panic shopping in the markets last weekend even though no reported cases yet in Colombia. With all the tourists here, I'm sure it is here and like Washington state will just take a few weeks to show up. I'm thinking of cutting my month long trip short, I do not want to end up in quarentine somewhere or even worse (though it is unlikely) in a Colombian ICU. Yes I know unlikley scenarios but still many girls to shag and I'm not taking any chances.

It may be the other way around in that the Colombian Government today announced enhanced screening for the Counties most affected by the Coronavirus including the USA entering the Country.

So until the virus shows up in Colombia it will be easier to leave the Country versus coming into it. So I would not cut your trip short just yet unless all of a sudden there are a bunch of cases putting Colombia on a "no fly list".

[LoverBoy1024]

By using google map; my map you can even create an literary and routes to follow. Hope that helps.

Itinerary and routes. I really like that you can create a plan for each day. Actually you can copy the google my map available on the forum as a starting point and then modify it to add ATMs and routes.

[LoverBoy1024]

Mind if I ask you what app you used to locate that ATM?

I looked up addresses online in advance on the bank website and also closely studied google maps in the area to identify the ATMs. Following that I added the locations to a copy of google maps; my maps. They are stored on google drive.

By using google map; my map you can even create an literary and routes to follow. Hope that helps.