Medellin Reports

[Elvis 2008]

My plan now is to land in Medellin and take a 8 HR bus to her city. I didn't meet her on a dating app, it was a cultural exchange app.

Dude,

It is an hour flight and $60 to fly there from Bogota. Airport code is CZU. That is the airport that serves Sincelejo. Why an 8 hour bus ride?

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

I think you are worried about the wrong things. It is a shit town. What are you going to do there the whole month?

The question is not whether you are going to get taken advantage of as much as if you all are going to get along. Instead of doing the john-working girl route, why not find a girl you like and hang out with her? I keep telling you guys there are women who will fuck you in Colombia and do not want to get paid for it.

When I go to Colombia, I am going to see my gal, and she is going to run as fast she can jump in my arms with the biggest smile you can imagine. I have gotten her gifts she throws them to the side, ignores them, and pushes me into bed. Last trip we did fun things and when I asked her the best part, she said the sex.

I was only travel to Colombia a week at a time, am no one's idea of Brad Pitt and could have a dozen women lined up for the kind of deal you got. If you can afford to take a month off, find a woman who really likes you and spend time with her. Get out of the fucking john mindset.

[Osteoknot]

Another hotel change and this time I got out of the Avenue 70 district. Catgirl followed my taxi on her girlfriend's moto and her little fat ass looked great on it.

Catgirl gave some great passive oral in the middle of packing but once we landed at the new hotel, she did not hang around. We are taking a mutually agreed upon 5 day hiatus while she bleeds. I have never seen a woman in my life whose behavior changes (for the worse) so dramatically while she is on her "Red Days" as Catgirl. Some months it's not so noticeable, but this month is bad. Thank Gawd she recognizes her own condition. After I survived one of her episodes a couple of years ago we agreed that it is not a good idea for me to be around her during those days. A great amount of insight for someone so young. Talk about falling in shit and coming out smelling like a rose, sometimes I cannot believer my own good fortune. Five days off every month from my regular hawt as fuck novia to fuck my other girls. This is one example of what I mean by Medellin being my Heaven on Earth.

Now to the fun stuff. A repeat performance from Purrfekt Piel. I have been here two weeks and at 2-4 girls per day, I am starting to see get into the second round with some of my regulars. As anyone who follows me remembers, I call her Purrfekct Piel because she has zero piercings and zero tattoos. And fuck, look at her body, practically purrfekt. I told her I would pay her 150 including taxi and she jumped on it. She actually said the money is not important. Four words that I did not think could leave a prepagos mouth in that order, but Purrfekt and I have quite the comfortable history. I think she would fuck me for free but then you have a "novia" and not a business arrangement and I don't need another girlfriend. Talk about the power or the pink, when I first met Purrfekt she always had blanco or white cocaine on her, and she had a 2-3 gram a day habit. The cocaine made her more productive at her repetitive motion manual labor job. This was the first time I saw her and she did not bring her own blanco. She did a ton of pink. I asked her if she was a convert from white to pink and she said yes.

I have yet to see Soft Swirl but she Whassaps me every day. I invited her over but she said she was totally dependent on her mom for child care and now that her mom has died, she doesn't know any option. I told her to offer a baby sitter double whatever the going Colombian rate is for watching a kid and I would pay it, but apparently she does not have any takers.

The pink shit I have been getting lately is epic. My previous trip to Medellin, I paid part of my guy's fine when he got busted by the policia, which usually happens 2 or 3 times a year. Basically, the cops already know who he is, they pick their spot, stop him, take all his shit, and then give him a deadline usually around 72 hours to pay a fine or they will process him. He borrowed 1. 5 million off me, I think the fine was three million. He paid me back half a million, and then I had to leave the country because my visa ran out. We never really discussed it but the implications were obvious. When we hooked up this time the deals have been fat and happy.

Stories about pink shit are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone the use of recreational drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substance in any country of the world.

[Osteoknot]

Damn Ostee, how many days out of the year do you spend in Colombia? You have some wild stories juggling all these girls.

I will use up all 180 days of my tourista vista in 2021. For 2022, I am pretty sure I will be changing visas to allow more time, but there are many options. Medellin is my new home away from home.

[Yusk1984]

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[ManchesterLad1]

Unfortunately I do not see a lot of actual reports in this thread.

I've seen New Life and want to know what other casas & spas are safe with good chicas.

Prices & of course for full service only.

Thank you.

[Balboa]

Finally took a flight from Bogota to Medellin this morning.

I enjoyed Bogota and Santa Fe, but man I'm glad to back walking the Plaza Botero again.

Saw and chatted with a handful of previous amigas and met a few newbies.

The girl of the day was a 19 year old beauty fresh from Caracas.

When she took her clothes off, I was looking at about as perfect as a body can be, for my tastes anyway.

Young, nubile, petite and very willing, LOL.

Now she tells me that I'm her novio, LOL.

For those that say they can't find anything good out in Centro are either way pickier than me, are blind, or lost, LOL.

Saw a handful of gringos out today as well.

There's a pack of like 8 older gringos, that the girls tell me live in el Centro, going around asking all the girls for no condom sex.

The girls I hang with say "no way Jose", LOL, but I'm sure they find willing chicas, with the desperation out there.

They're just making a name for themselves is all.

To each their own I guess.

Glad to be back!

[Belisaj]

Hey fellas,

I'm a native Spanish speaker and heading out to Colombia next week. I planned to go to Medellin, I had this crazy idea in my mind where I kept asking girls online to let me stay with them and I would pay them rent. Most of them said no except obvious working girls who obviously wanted a lot of money for the deal.

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Hey man. I got major alarm bells going off regarding this. There's so many things that can go wrong and your logistics are all over the place. This girl you've arranged to stay with has all the cards in her hands and you've got zero leverage. I'd recommend to just stay in Medellin and get an Airbnb. Why are you trying to stay with one girl the entire time? The girlfriend experience isn't worth that. You shouldn't really be traveling anyways if you can't afford the basic necessities. You got to go in with the attitude that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong and plan accordingly to mitigate these risks.

[Balboa]

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Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Why not just go to Medellin, find a cheap motel for about the same price, speak your fluent spanish with the chicas and enjoy life.

You're bound to meet many that you like!

Unless that's what you're looking for, a cheap deal like that.

Definitely not for me, but good luck if you go for it.

[CapYandel]

Seriously. He should just fly from MDE to CTG, RT tickets only like $70.

I figured the 2 hour wait before the flight + 1 hour flight + waiting for my bag + bus from Cartagena to the town would be pretty much the same as just taking a bus from Medellin except a little bit more complicated.

8 hours to me is almost nothing, and I hate flying.

In regards to the "trata de personas" that seems like quite an overreach. I'm going to be staying at her home and I'm younger than her, she seems like an average normal girl. We videochatted already and she knows for sure I'm not rich or a gringo. There are much better targets than me.

I think worse case scenario she takes my money upfront and then makes excuses telling me I have to leave, very unlikely bad case scenario is she wants to rob me of my belongings (not a lot of valuables but still).

I'm thinking of vetting her more in the upcoming week and then deciding last minute once I land in Medellin.

[Questner]

Hey fellas,

I'm a native Spanish speaker and heading out to Colombia next week. I planned to go to Medellin, I had this crazy idea in my mind where I kept asking girls online to let me stay with them and I would pay them rent. Most of them said no except obvious working girls who obviously wanted a lot of money for the deal.

I talked to a woman in her 30's who lives in a small town near Cartagena (300 000 population). I propositioned to her and lowballed it offering her 800 k for the month all included (food, lodging, etc) and to my surprise she accepted for 900 k (even with sex included). We videochatted already and I was expecting a dump but she appears to live in a very nice place.

I do believe her she has never done it before because actual working girls always talk in a different way and would never accept such a low offer.

She is obviously not a smoke show. I would rate her a 6. My plan now is to land in Medellin and take a 8 HR bus to her city. I didn't meet her on a dating app, it was a cultural exchange app.

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Forget about it. Don't do it. Whatever you plan may be perceived legally as 'trata de personas'. There is a push now in Cartagena in this area, and paying rent, sex, moving from one place for another, may be used against you under the circumstances.

[BlackThought]

Robbed for what? What are you bringing with you that someone would want to rob? I usually do this for free, so I don't see a problem with you giving the chick 900,000. Only part I would no way in hell do is an 8 hour bus ride. Surely there is a closer airport (Cartagena as you mentioned.).

Seriously. He should just fly from MDE to CTG, RT tickets only like $70.

[BlackThought]

I talked to a woman in her 30's who lives in a small town near Cartagena (300 000 population). I propositioned to her and lowballed it offering her 800 k for the month all included (food, lodging, etc) and to my surprise she accepted for 900 k (even with sex included). We videochatted already and I was expecting a dump but she appears to live in a very nice place.

Why would you go from MDE to CTG? MDE chicas are better looking. 900 k / month for unlimited sex and free lodging sounds like a great deal, but what if the sex is wack and there's no chemistry between you two? You would've wasted an 8 hour bus ride. I think you should test drive before you commit an entire month to a chica.

[BlackThought]

Catgirl was here in my hotel two nights ago, she is Numero Uno Novia and la Reina. But she came on her period hard in the middle of the night. I could smell the sangre. Catgirl is wild and crazy and I love her but on her red days she is loco squared and we have a mutual agreement to option out for five days when she is on her period. Great deal.

Damn Ostee, how many days out of the year do you spend in Colombia? You have some wild stories juggling all these girls.

[BlackThought]

It's 100% possible to do without posting identifying information. I still only have pictures of backgrounds and no face pics in my profile, but I'm starting to speed up on the adds. Shout out to Mojo Bandit for giving me a lot of good leads. I think a big helper for me was getting the other mongers to accept my friend requests. Once I had a couple of them in my network, it felt like the chicas started accepting my requests more rapidly since they know my intentions. The only thing with creating a burner account is, the less information you have in the profile, the longer it'll take because you'll be limited on how many people you can add initially. You have to keep letting your account cool off every other day to reset the FB account restrictions. I still have plenty of time before I'm in Medellin, so I don't mind building up my network slowly and steadily.

Thanks! I guess I should create a fb profile to build up the network. I'm not planning to go MDE this year, so I have plenty of time.

[The Tall Man]

Spirit cancelled my flight this morning 08-04-2021 at 12:05 am, now I had to scramble and find an airline that was flying out, couldn't get stuck in MDE right now, I'm just too far up in finances to get stuck in Medellin. Flew out on Viva air, $725 for 2 tickets, only upside is Spirit refunded my money within 5 days, and my job ate the cost of this ticket, flight had many empty seats, glad to get out due to the fact that I had my car parked near an airport and had all of keys with me, lesson learned. Pollo Negro is out!!

Hi PN,

I missed meeting up with you but as you know I was busy traveling the whole of Colombia for the past month.

Hope you got back safe. When do you plan to return to Medellin?

The Tall Man.