Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

If you've got questions or want some leads on girls feel free to PM me.

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And said you were "new" to the game. Honestly, I try NOT to focus on usernames and instead concentrate on content so I don't bias myself for or against other users here. BUT, JFC, I've been called a "Quick Study" before but you're fuckin' unreal. If you really were as green as you said, you have an amazing ability to process, analyze, organize, and the highest function, synthesize new information. Golf clap. Tip of the cap. Suck my dick. I hate you. Jaja. JK. Obvio. Keep up the strong work. You are a credit to this Board. Ostee Out.

[BlackThought]

Get a proxy. Problem solved. I have been working "remote" in different countries for 10+ years and have a full paid proxy subscription so all my traffic (phone included) route back through the US.

The work laptop is connected to the company's network via company VPN. Are you saying there's a way to use a third party VPN to fool the company VPN? I work for one of the biggest tech companies and I assume they have controls in place to prevent that.

[JjBee62]

WOW!

First you buy a motorcycle and put in your girls name. That means you bought it for her. You will never get it back or any proportional value of it, except maybe the helmet as a token of remembrance.

Now reality hits you and you realize you have no rights to even drive the thing legally? Now you ask for the information you should have started out with before buying. Please brag some more about what a good deal you got on a motorcycle you do not have any rights to. You should be talking to a lawyer and not asking fellow story tellers here for advice. You said you heard stories about police taking motorcycles. Be the big spender you claim to be and see a lawyer for 30 minutes and find out the truth.

I wish I was your neighbor so I could watch as she breaks up with you and drives away on your motorcycle. I will happily be eating my popcorn.

Now please go buy yourself a condo or house and put it in her name. Then you will learn how much she really loves you (your money only).

Wow is right. Not wow that he bought a scooter for a girl, wow at your response.

My personal opinion is that at some point in the future the girl will ride out of his life and live with her girlfriend in the house he's paying to build. Big deal. It's his money and he hasn't asked me to babysit. Just like none of us asked him before all the questionable choices we've all made.

He didn't ask us if he should buy the scooter. He asked about what he needs to ride it legally.

Does anyone know for sure what I need to do to drive this moto legally in Colombia? The moto has all it's "papers" in mi novia's name, but what if I want to use it? I would take the chance drive it right now if needed, but I've heard several stories about when if the policia stop you and you don't everything in order, they take the moto away from you right then and there on the spot. Obvio, I would like to avoid that situation.

This subject just came up in June when I was talking with a friend. He might have the largest motorcycle and scooter rental business in Colombia and I believe he's been in business for 8 or 9 years.

He said he never bothers to check if his renters have a motorcycle endorsement, as long as they have a valid license, because he's never had any problems with that. The Colombian police have no idea which states require a motorcycle endorsement. As long as you have a valid license from the US you can legally drive a car or ride a moto.

You can't get a Colombian driver's license until you have a Colombian cedula de extranjero. You can't get a cedula until you have a visa valid for at least 6 months. Tourist visa is not applicable.

The only thing you might need is something authorizing you to ride her scooter.

Anyone sending money to girls, buying gifts for girls, or whatever you feel like doing, go right ahead. It's your money. Unless someone on ISG is paying all your expenses, how you spend your money is none of their business. My only advice is to remember, the money you spend doesn't buy you anything. The only guarantee is that you'll be asked for money again.

[Osteoknot]

Normally, I too would of opted out, yet I was horny as hell as well and didn't let it deter me, and it turned out to be a good experience.

Next thing you know you will be eating ass, jajajajaja.

[ManchesterLad1]

Which proxy do you use, do you prefer one over another for a particular reason and why? Thank you in advance.

I'm interested too.

[Cam442]

Get a proxy. Problem solved. I have been working "remote" in different countries for 10+ years and have a full paid proxy subscription so all my traffic (phone included) route back through the US.

This guy right here. I like this guy. He's a smart guy.

[Manizales911]

Get a proxy. Problem solved. I have been working "remote" in different countries for 10+ years and have a full paid proxy subscription so all my traffic (phone included) route back through the US.

Which proxy do you use, do you prefer one over another for a particular reason and why? Thank you in advance.

[Mojo Bandit]

Does anyone know for sure what I need to do to drive this moto legally in Colombia? The moto has all it's "papers" in mi novia's name, but what if I want to use it? I would take the chance drive it right now if needed, but I've heard several stories about when if the policia stop you and you don't everything in order, they take the moto away from you right then and there on the spot. Obvio, I would like to avoid that situation.

I do not know what your situtation is. Are you going back and forth? Do you have a motorcycle license in the USA? I follow this guy on YouTube who is / was an expat in Medellin, so he had a residency visa, who explained how he got his Motorcycle license. But he had some residency visa status. Here is the video where he says at what I do not know is if you have to have residency first -.

At 5:25 he explains the process from his point of view. He also tells the story of how his bike got stolen out from under him at gun point but thats not the point of my point you toward this video, even if it is worth hearing about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JFi5CF6A60&t=732s

AI heard a rumor that you can go to this Academia Automovilismo on the northeast corner of Calle 9 and Carrera 43 A in Poblado and pay the right amount of money to the right person. And they pave the way to get your license. That was a couple of years ago that I heard this so it might be worth looking into but take it with a grain of salt.

[LoveItHere69]

Does anyone know for sure what I need to do to drive this moto legally in Colombia? The moto has all it's "papers" in mi novia's name, but what if I want to use it? I would take the chance drive it right now if needed, but I've heard several stories about when if the policia stop you and you don't everything in order, they take the moto away from you right then and there on the spot. Obvio, I would like to avoid that situation.

WOW!

First you buy a motorcycle and put in your girls name. That means you bought it for her. You will never get it back or any proportional value of it, except maybe the helmet as a token of remembrance.

Now reality hits you and you realize you have no rights to even drive the thing legally? Now you ask for the information you should have started out with before buying. Please brag some more about what a good deal you got on a motorcycle you do not have any rights to. You should be talking to a lawyer and not asking fellow story tellers here for advice. You said you heard stories about police taking motorcycles. Be the big spender you claim to be and see a lawyer for 30 minutes and find out the truth.

I wish I was your neighbor so I could watch as she breaks up with you and drives away on your motorcycle. I will happily be eating my popcorn.

Now please go buy yourself a condo or house and put it in her name. Then you will learn how much she really loves you (your money only).

[Mojo Bandit]

I don't want to floss when I am down there! Clean it up! No hair or no for me.

LOL.

No girls shaved their pussy before the 1980's. Period. That means that out of the history of time. So for thousands of years. Girls did not shave their pussy. The first time I saw a shaved pussy I thought it looked weird, but it didn't take long for me to realize how much more hygienic it is to shave that thing. Like I said all she had to do was break a sweat and it made going down on her a very brief experience.

[Osteoknot]

1. You've already eaten half the asses in Medellin. Maybe they would be better with butter

That's a low blow! LOL.

Maybe something sweet to accompany all those asses, unless of course it's honey butter!

I guess my reputation as an ass hole lover is going to stick. I really only see it as an equal opportunity orifice, but maybe I am in denial, jajaja.

[Surfer500]

1. You've already eaten half the asses in Medellin. Maybe they would be better with butter..

That's a low blow! LOL.

Maybe something sweet to accompany all those asses, unless of course it's honey butter!

[Surfer500]

"horny as hell" LOL well that would be a conundrum. Probably would have to opt out between the body odor and totally unshaven. Yeah I wouldn't get it up anyhow. I've run into more bad ass smell than stinky pussy smell. Either one is a boner killer for me.

Normally, I too would of opted out, yet I was horny as hell as well and didn't let it deter me, and it turned out to be a good experience.

[Osteoknot]

I just PM'd this to a fellow monger a few minutes ago and thought maybe someone else could use it.

In Medellin, yes, you can negotiate for bareback fucking. Everything is negotiable, everything has a price. Recent STD test result are a great idea.

There's two basic strategies. You can make it clear up front that you want bareback, and be prepared to pay 50 to 100 mil COP extra. You may get a flat out refusal at those prices but they will all do it for a price. I guesstimate an 75-80 percent success rate at that price range.

Or you can wait until the moment of truth and just proceed like it's the normal thing to do, don't ask. I favor this approach but that is probably purely personal preference. She will probably but not always stop you. The advantage there, is that you are both already semi-committed and are motivated to close the deal. Show her your dick under full light, let her examine it if she wants, squeeze it so she sees nothing drips out the tip. Be clinical and matter of fact about it and she will appreciate it. Go for it! Good luck and happy mongering. I am sure there are other mongers here who are more experienced and insights, too.

[Osteoknot]

The last thing I want is to get infected in Colombia and being treated In a Colombian hospital and not being able to fly home to a hospital in the USA.

BTW, IMO it's an abuse of individual freedom when a single person's actions can harm others or does not achieve the greater good. Moving on.

Even though hospitals overall have an excellent reputation in Colombia, my friend who was diagnosed with Covid and required hospitalization here was so suspect of the care he was getting, that he boarded a commercial flight back home while still requiring supplemental oxygen.