Medellin Reports

[BarrioSpinners]

I remember reading somewhere that there might be locations that girls don't go to. I presume it was not a safe location and late night get togethers.

I'm looking at the Mandala Hotel Botero (maybe Hotel Calle Real) and I believe that is El Centro. I was about to book but realized that to get to the road its a walk, cars can't stop at the front door. Is this an ideal location for outcalls? I also plan on going to the bars but is it a safe enough location at night to travel between the building and the road.

Is the Nutibara a better location as it is on a road. Is there any other recommendations for hotels near El Centro that is in good proximity of bars and clubs, and the SW.

Feel free to PM if you prefer.

I was also looking at Hotel Calle Real than I read uber / taxi can't stop in front of the place and I didn't like it for this reason so I'm thinking of Ayenda 1248 Conquistadores, very close to Veracruz street action. My plan is to visits the casas in the afternoon and hunt for street candies in the morning but I don't want to bring them over to my place just love motels. It should be alright to walk from carrera 54 up a little north where la Conejitas and barra ejecutiva are as long as it's not dark and shops are open. Also To check is Ayenda 1235 Botero. I haven't contact them yet, but I would like to know if they accept cash / debit card as per booking. Com they take reservations without online payment. Hotel Calle Real might be girl friendly according to a video on youtube where this guy review the area in regards of mongering.

[Huacho]

What do you do when you're put off by the entitlement of hookers?

Have you considered jerking off?

[Huacho]

I don't even go to the strip clubs

So why on earth are you criticizing others' practices, such as tipping, when you don't go to them? Quite puzzled by that.

[Marxh]

I remember reading somewhere that there might be locations that girls don't go to. I presume it was not a safe location and late night get togethers.

I'm looking at the Mandala Hotel Botero (maybe Hotel Calle Real) and I believe that is El Centro. I was about to book but realized that to get to the road its a walk, cars can't stop at the front door. Is this an ideal location for outcalls? I also plan on going to the bars but is it a safe enough location at night to travel between the building and the road.

Is the Nutibara a better location as it is on a road. Is there any other recommendations for hotels near El Centro that is in good proximity of bars and clubs, and the SW.

Feel free to PM if you prefer.

[TalkYes]

Medellin is not the place you want to have your type of energy or attitude in. Clearly this city is not your vibe and it is not going to become your vibe. I would change your plans and head somewhere else before you find the wrong kind of trouble that will check your attitude very fast.

You're not wrong. I'd actually go one step farther and say that I've outgrown this hobby altogether. I started banging hookers partly because I was put off by the entitlement of regular women. What do you do when you're put off by the entitlement of hookers? Something's got to give.

[TalkYes]

Frankly, I'm not surprised everything is turning up shit for you. All I can say is that attitude is everything. You started off complaining and haven't stopped. When things don't go exactly how you expect (and often your expectations are unreasonable) you throw a tantrum.

The only thing I did was walk out of a few clubs and call a girl a ***** over text, which I later apologized for and she still wants to meet up. Then made a couple posts venting about my experiences. Nothing about that is throwing a tantrum. That's you being dismissive.

As for your theory about how tipping panhandling strippers keeps the club full, I think that's just you making a logical leap just to make me feel ridiculous when I'm not being ridiculous. If a girl is hot, she will make good money just from guys wanting attention whether it be tips, drinks, private dances, or fucking in the back. If not, she will have to put on some extra charm to get by, which has not been the case in my experience. That's how it works in clubs in the USA, (since you made the comparison) and that's how it should work everywhere. You keep repeating how cheap 2 mil is as if you're not listening to my counter argument, or as if you're ignoring it completely for the convenience of your argument. The amount is irrelevant. If I want to tip a girl for her attention, I will give her 10 or 20. So no, I don't want to have to tip the bartender to help me fill my pockets with 2's so that girls I'm not interested in will leave me alone and not gossip about me in the dressing room (another thing you brought up). The system sucks, if you disagree, fine, but try to be respectful or at least not disingenuous in how paint your opponent's argument. I'm not the first one on here to say it's a dumb system, I'm not even the only one on here that's currently saying so, and I won't be the last. And judging by how argumentative you are, it really does nothing to convince me that I'm being ridiculous, moreso that you're just a bit abrasive let's say (so that this post gets approved).

[Jay0940]

Is it safe to walk around Poblado and parque lleras late at night on a Wednesday, like after 2 am? I will be getting in late and might want to head out that first night. I will be on west coast time. Staying in Energy Living.

Like any major city you have to exercise a modicum of common sense. Strolling around a public area at 2:00 am When you've just gotten off a flight and haven't gotten your bearings likely is not a good idea. But there's police at areas around the park and there will be people entering and leaving the clubs in the area.

[AmorPorFavor]

I wouldn't say gun holdups are prevalent, at least not if you stay in decent neighborhoods and aren't flaunting your wealth (and we're all wealthy compared to the average Colombian). I also wouldn't say getting your drink spiked with Scopaline is common. But if you're not paying attention, that also can happen.

Normal common sense precautions apply in Medellin as in traveling most places in Latin America.

I've cumulatively spent at least a year of my life in Medellin and I've only had one unsuccessful attempt at mugging me.

Is it safe to walk around Poblado and parque lleras late at night on a Wednesday, like after 2 am? I will be getting in late and might want to head out that first night. I will be on west coast time. Staying in Energy Living.

[Combo]

Planning to go in a week to Medellin. Saw some concerning reports about safety issues (gun hold ups seem prevalent). Have you had any concerns regarding walking around or otherwise if one take the usual advised precautions?

I wouldn't say gun holdups are prevalent, at least not if you stay in decent neighborhoods and aren't flaunting your wealth (and we're all wealthy compared to the average Colombian). I also wouldn't say getting your drink spiked with Scopaline is common. But if you're not paying attention, that also can happen.

Normal common sense precautions apply in Medellin as in traveling most places in Latin America.

I've cumulatively spent at least a year of my life in Medellin and I've only had one unsuccessful attempt at mugging me.

[SpiderRider]

I arrived late last night so I decided to go to fase II. 20 mil cover, I pay it and go in and it's pretty dead. Not a good sign. I've already paid cover so I order a drink. 22 mil for a mini budweiser, not even a full bottle. Whatever, there are some hot girls around, not on stage though. The ones on stage was like a 6. 5. She finished dancing and comes and asks me for a tip for her dancing. I say no, that's what I paid cover for. At this point I'm pissed. It's not about the money, it's the principle. Like maybe you think I'm cheap for not wanting to give her 2 or 5 mil (assuming you have those bills, once you dig into your pocket it's game over) but I think the club the club is cheap if they pay their dancers so little that they have to panhandle. Anyway I was hoping it was a once off situation. The second dancer I didn't even watch, I was looking at my phone. When the second dancer came up to panhandle I said fuck this I'm out and finished my drink and bounced. Then I realized the airbnb I rented had fucking holes in the doors for ventilation and vents in the windows that you can't close. You heard every noise in every room. Slept maybe 4 hours tops due to the noise. Texted my host in the morning that it's not going to work out. He hooked me up with a deal for a nicer hotel, had to pay like 350 mil more for the 2 weeks. I have to wait til 3 to check in and I get here and it also has the uncloseable vent in the window. WTF? How is this a thing? How to Colombians sleep? FML. Not feeling Medellin so far. Kinda wish I stayed in Bogota. Hopefully it gets better.

Oh another thing, when the host made the change for me, I told him I needed a place where I could bring a guest back. He tells his wife this and she picks me up to take me to the hotel, and she's explaining this to the lady at the desk and they're telling me it's fine as long as it's only one person. Man I almost cringed to death. Now this hotel makes them sign in with ID and shit. Bruh.

Nothing you described here is out of the ordinary.

[Nounce]

So now I'm poor because I'm trying to maximize the value I get for the money I spend.

You know what * ISG I'm done trying to help you idiots out.

I guys can RTFF and figure shit out on your own.

You have a posting style similar to another member. And like him, your information is solid. I have learned things from reading your posts.

[Nounce]

Thanks to JustTK for the info.

Is Central by the Botero busy on Sunday during the day?

Thanks.

Sunday is usually slower. I think it's pretty good today near the glass walkway.

[ContinentalF]

Was trying for like 3 days to set something up with a girl from photoprepagos. She completely blew me off last night after saying she would be ready at 10 pm and I said message me when you're ready to confirm. Then she has the nerve to act like I'm the one making it diffcult to schedule something so I finally say "olviado, no me interesa".

Met up with a chick from seeking who wanted 500 mil. She looked really hot in her photos, but she was not worth close to 500. I paid for her dinner and taxi both ways. I feel like a chump but not as much as I would have felt if I paid another 500 mil to hook up with her. Went back to my hotel and messaged another girl on seeking. I send her the name of my hotel and a screenshot of the location and she says she will be here at 1 am (it's like 11:45) I say ok and she texts me at 1:15 asking for my address. I ask if she's close and she says "no se donde estas". WTF? A) you're telling me you haven't even called the taxi and you were supposed to be here 15 mintues ago and B) you could easily hide that info from me if you didn't think you were too good to google my hotel. I called her a ***** and said forget it. Fuck these bitches, they have such inflated egos. I'm so over this shit.

Medellin is not the place you want to have your type of energy or attitude in. Clearly this city is not your vibe and it is not going to become your vibe. I would change your plans and head somewhere else before you find the wrong kind of trouble that will check your attitude very fast.

[BigButtDetecto]

Ground Zero is pretty died on Sundays and holidays. Best time to go would be a weekday afternoon.

Sundays are dead everywhere except in Tijuana.

[JjBee62]

Was trying for like 3 days to set something up with a girl from photoprepagos. She completely blew me off last night after saying she would be ready at 10 pm and I said message me when you're ready to confirm. Then she has the nerve to act like I'm the one making it difficult to schedule something so I finally say "olviado, no me interesa".

Met up with a chick from seeking who wanted 500 mil. She looked really hot in her photos, but she was not worth close to 500. I paid for her dinner and taxi both ways. I feel like a chump but not as much as I would have felt if I paid another 500 mil to hook up with her. Went back to my hotel and messaged another girl on seeking. I send her the name of my hotel and a screenshot of the location and she says she will be here at 1 am (it's like 11:45) I say ok and she texts me at 1:15 asking for my address. I ask if she's close and she says "no se donde estas". WTF? A) you're telling me you haven't even called the taxi and you were supposed to be here 15 mintues ago and B) you could easily hide that info from me if you didn't think you were too good to google my hotel. I called her a ***** and said forget it. Fuck these bitches, they have such inflated egos. I'm so over this shit.

Frankly, I'm not surprised everything is turning up shit for you. All I can say is that attitude is everything. You started off complaining and haven't stopped. When things don't go exactly how you expect (and often your expectations are unreasonable) you throw a tantrum.

All the information on how to have the time of your life in Medellin is readily available. It's all been repeated dozens of times. There are many options and most are simple to use.