Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Blakman you are navigating the 5 stages of becoming a Centro rat. This most recent stage was disappointment / denial. The remaining stages are reassessment, resignation, and finally full rat status. Thank you for sharing your journey. In spite of what you said, it is not yet over.

Since my suckie ass Washington football team was losing I decided to go get some quick action. I was transforming into a centro rat. 12 mil taxi ride and a little rain arrive. Quick stroll. Notice my victim yesterday asking if I want to go again. Nah today is a new pussy day. Few strolls and as mentioned before little of everything. My eyes spot a big ass older black mid 30's women. Out of all the choices I chose her. Thats when I said dammit blakman you have gone to far. After enjoying the sex I came to the conclusion it was time to retire from el centro. If you study the equation like slapcalculas. Pinky * ex wifey *Double the 3 some. Damn I sound like franky 1 here but keep up with me. Then centro is not much cheaper. Your session are 30 minutes. So price needs to double and tiny hotel rooms considered. Anyways surfer, negro pollen, tall man and other centro patriots. Its all yours.

[Knowledge]

It is a simple matter to register your IMEI. Claro let's you do it on the Internet, on their mobile app from your phone, or you can visit any of their branches around the city. Get a local SIM. It is the least costly and most reliable way to have mobile data.

Not just try, it will get blocked. And a real problem if you come back and ever want to get another Sim for the same phone.

[Blakman]

Since my suckie ass Washington football team was losing I decided to go get some quick action. I was transforming into a centro rat. 12 mil taxi ride and a little rain arrive. Quick stroll. Notice my victim yesterday asking if I want to go again. Nah today is a new pussy day. Few strolls and as mentioned before little of everything. My eyes spot a big ass older black mid 30's women. Out of all the choices I chose her. Thats when I said dammit blakman you have gone to far. After enjoying the sex I came to the conclusion it was time to retire from el centro. If you study the equation like slapcalculas. Pinky * ex wifey *Double the 3 some. Damn I sound like franky 1 here but keep up with me. Then centro is not much cheaper. Your session are 30 minutes. So price needs to double and tiny hotel rooms considered. Anyways surfer, negro pollen, tall man and other centro patriots. Its all yours.

[Surfer500]

Hit the playground early afternoon today all rested up, feeling like Tony The Tiger, and ready to rape and pillage. However it was kind of slow as it usually is on Sundays and I stumbled upon this chocolate race-horse. A little on the darker side for me, but that wasn't going to stop me as things looked pretty good with the clothes on. During the interview process she was a bit polished saying that she provided good service which usually is a red flag, yet I was dying to see this race-horse from Bogota unwrapped. I decided not to low ball her, and just told her 30 K including a BBBJ. Blakman I know your going to bust my chops for this, but some of us can afford to pay these Chicas an extra 2-3 USD to avoid being called an elbow in Spanish (coto) which is another expression (dicho) for a Cheap Charlie.

Anyways, I took her to a Hotel on the backside of the Church, and the service was a let down, and I should of known better, sometimes the little head prevails. The BBBJ was weak and she was mechanical to say the least. But the visuals are what made me finish, not the interaction I am used to were the Chica is into it wanting to get off. Just another day at the playground with more to follow this week!

[Shamester]

Really? Is this a thing in Colombia? I have gotten prepaid local SIM cards in mexico and Europe and I have never had to give my passport information. I was just planing on getting enough time to cover the week I'm going to be there. Not looking for a monthly plan. If it comes to that Ill just use my own plan as I have international coverage if I pay 10 $ for every day I use it. I was just hoping I could get a prepaid SIM I could add a few dollars and use for the week instead. Thanks for the idea though.

Many countries in the Americas often ask for your passport to purchase and register your sim card.

[Zeos1]

If you use a local SIM for more than 30 days without registering it, they will try to block your phone IMEI on the assumption that it's stolen.

Not just try, it will get blocked. And a real problem if you come back and ever want to get another Sim for the same phone.

[Member #4665]

I don't think the reference to "sister" was meant in a biological sense. But if it wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised. Perhaps maybe in Albania, versus Alabama is a European Country where it's traditional to pay your sister for sex.

In my post sister was used in the context of "A woman who is not part of my family is my friend like a sister. " The word sister was not used in the context of incest.

[LeyenLouvain]

Really? Is this a thing in Colombia? I have gotten prepaid local SIM cards in mexico and Europe and I have never had to give my passport information. I was just planing on getting enough time to cover the week I'm going to be there. Not looking for a monthly plan.

If you use a local SIM for more than 30 days without registering it, they will try to block your phone IMEI on the assumption that it's stolen.

[LeyenLouvain]

Hello guys,

Where can I find a sugar girlfriend, I'm looking for a long time lover, I don't know whether to look for girls who work, maybe a student who needs money, I will also mention that I want to take me to my country, and how much would I have to pay for it?

If you want her to live long term with you, you probably just have to pay living expenses and persuade your country's border staff that she won't be a drain on the state.

[SpiderRider]

I actually ventured down to centro today. Withstood the pouring rain and guess what fuck my first girl in centro. When I nutted I could hear you surfer saying that a boy. I laughed all the way home thinking how you would be so proud. And say See I told you so. It was rather interesting. Got to go to 3 strip clubs. I damn near didn't want to leave but without my viagra. My super powers was all gone. It was loaded with girls. Dumpsters, hard knocks, hood girls, youngies, and some looking clean girls. The process was surprisingly quick. I said how much. She said 30. I almost freaked out. Then went up to the hotel and it was 5 mil. Damn I am in heaven. Got in the room. Tight but same size as new life. Clean. Ok lets go. I didn't take a tablet so I was just blakman not superman. I did the best I could then told her jerk me off which was a very skillful job. Did not hurt my pocket at all. The girl felt warm so now I am worried about covid. Made up cards so passed a couple around.

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Congratulations, your negotiations frame of reference will never be the same. Did you happen to spot the honey-blonde in the thigh-high boots? I enjoyed her company Thursday afternoon. Certainly a repeat candidate, in the apartment, as soon as thecute little Venezuelan girl living with me moves back in with her Colombian sister. They had a big fight, I was the winner.

[Surfer500]

You said it was going to make more sense.

I'm not the least bit interested in bringing my sister to Colombia, having her walk around in her underwear and then pay her for sex. I spent 3 winters in Idaho, with temperatures hitting -40 and I still don't want to fuck my sister in Colombia, especially if I have to pay her. What country in Europe is it traditional to pay your sister for sex? I thought that was just in Alabama.

I don't think the reference to "sister" was meant in a biological sense. But if it wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised. Perhaps maybe in Albania, versus Alabama is a European Country where it's traditional to pay your sister for sex.

[Member #4665]

You said it was going to make more sense.
I'm not the least bit interested in bringing my sister to Colombia, having her walk around in her underwear and then pay her for sex.

It does make sense. So you are not interested in bringing a friend over from Europe. That is your valid opinion. But can't you understand that maybe somebody else is interested in this. Maybe somebody else is not interested in going to the med Centro. Maybe somebody else iis not interested in the med Facebook scene. Maybe they prefer to spend time with someone they already know and have a good friendship with.

Why doesn't it make sense? You never explain that you just made a bunch of incest jokes.

If she's going to spend 3 weeks in my house she better be like a best friend. Maybe people just don't want to have complete strangers that aren't even friends in their house. If I just want to fox some complete stranger I could just use my hand and xvideo.com. +10 years from now this girl will still be My friend leaving me messages on Facebook..

Plus a lot of your post I've always got the feeling there just overly critical. And focus on criticizing ssmall details That could have several explanations.

[Surfer500]

You Sir, are now a certified Centro rat. I am not surprised you decided to return to Centro. It is very addictive. You discovered something that is often disputed and denied on this and other web sites. The same girls who are asking for six figures in Lleras are available at the going rate (which you now know to be 20k to 30k) in Centro.

I will second this, however his grade / status level is kind of like the first year as an athlete, kind of like rookie status, or his first year in the military, yet instead of earning stripes he can earn whisker (s) after he's done a very pregnant CHica, or by doing a deaf mute. If guys could get beyond what may seem as "dumpster diving", needing girls dressed to the nine with a pretty face, they would discover "nirvana" as hard as it is to believe. The possibilities are endless as to things that can transpire with a lot of patience mining Centro.

[Member #4665]

I'm still going to cancel my account.

Just wanted to say I was talking about an escort from Europe coming to visit a friend in Colombia. How could that possibly be off topic in a Colombia sex guide? Where does it say we can only talk about 30,000 peso an hour street hookers. What I was saying is on topic.

And what I said does make sense. What don't you understand? It's just a friend coming to visit another friend and then having sex. It's not calculos 6.

You don't make sense. Build your own forum. Then you can say fantastical statements like talking about escorts in colombia is completely off topic.

I was thinking of deleting my account about a week ago because I was just too busy doing other things.

Bye bye.

[BootyBandit84]

My suggestion is to sign up with google fi. It could be a tad bit higher but worth it.

Plus when purchasing SIM cards you often need to present your passport. If your phone is stolen and crimes committed on your phone you may be in trouble.

Really? Is this a thing in Colombia? I have gotten prepaid local SIM cards in mexico and Europe and I have never had to give my passport information. I was just planing on getting enough time to cover the week I'm going to be there. Not looking for a monthly plan. If it comes to that Ill just use my own plan as I have international coverage if I pay 10 $ for every day I use it. I was just hoping I could get a prepaid SIM I could add a few dollars and use for the week instead. Thanks for the idea though.