Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

I appreciate the encouragement. Hopefully we can meet up again, as once I get this property I'll be spending as much time as possible in Medellin without becoming a tax resident.

My research tells me the cut-off for when you have to file in Colombia is six months, cumulative. No leeway on the time, once you go over 183 days, you have to file. Anyone else who actually has lived it in Colombia, feel free to chime in.

Random gratuitous foto of mi novia (ass on the right) and her prima at Hacienda Napoles.

[Osteoknot]

And although old farts rule, I can see some Chicas enjoying a young stud versus an old and fat fart, yet at the end of the day it's all about the dinero for them.

Old farts rule because because there are more of us and generally we have more disposable income, but peso for peso chicas would prefer a young buck like him any day of the week compared to an old fat guy. They are good actresses, as we all know, and are good at hiding it when they throw up in the back of their mouths and swallow it because as you said, it's all about the dinero for them in the end.

Random gratuitous foto of Crazy Chica from Cali I banged last trip. I don't hand out tens, but her body was a 9. 5, face 7.0.

[Bonhead]

Will likely be staying at the Medellin Marriott because I have Titanium status. Prior posts are all over the place on whether it's guest friendly or if they require an additional payment. Any recent intel?

Yes just book double occupancy and you will be fine. You will have to register your guest and you might be limited to just one registered guest per stay.

Maybe try booking triple occupancy if the price is the same so you at least can argue that route for a second guest. Don't be afraid to call and ask.

I like staying at the Four Points bc it is only $45/ night and they always upgrade me to an exec suite for Plat status.

[BlackCrystal]

I'm curious, where did you get the statistic that facebook girls see only 2 to 3 customers per week? Is that what they told you via google translate? OK, I'm going to fall back now and let Pollo Negro spit some facts about that.

I want to first off start by saying I do not believe for one second that facebook girls are better or cleaner than centro girls or vice versa. But most of the girls I had over seemed hella shy (new to this) and after talking to them for a bit it seemed like they were all students doing this on the side, so I am assuming these numbers (could be wrong) I actually wanted to try the Centro scene before going there the only issue I had was 1. Not Speaking Spanish 2. Riots and a-lot of robberies were happening / did not want to be walking around by myself (but if you let me tag along next time I will be there with you bright and early boss).

[MarquisdeSade1]

https://www.spanishdict.com/answers/...-you-get-older

I wonder if EAFIT has online lessons?

Not sure about ITALKI.

[Knowledge]

About a week ago I was at the Pasteur pharmacy near Ground Zero daydreaming on a bench around 11 am A couple of women and a group of 3 or 4 guys I did not recognize set up an old school three card monty game. Every so often you see the games pop up just like the guys who sell useless TV antenna dongles that are supposed to get you free cable TV. This group was unusual because as I mentioned I didn't recognize them, and because they were a little more aggressive with the classic moves to attract players. I told one of the spotters that they were on camera. He then told me "I know but we have lookouts". A few minutes later a motorcycle patrol came through and they stopped the game and stashed the makeshift styrofoam table under the bench I was sitting on. Nice reward for warning them, they just throw me under the bus LOL! I wasn't worried because like I told the guy the police were watching the whole thing on camera. Anyway I forgot all about it and went to the Opera mall to look for a wireless phone charger. Probably a couple of hours later I was talking to a girl by one of the sculptures in front of the museum when I saw the two women from the three card monty game come darting through the thicket of trees in between the front of the museum and the back of the culture palace. I noticed them out of the corner of my eye because they were moving at an odd angle and pace. It's good to be aware of that sort of thing in Centro. So less than a minute later I see police on motorcycles and on foot closing in on them and flanking them. The police stopped them right in the middle of the plaza, wrote them summonses and checked their cedulas. They were led away in handcuffs after a conversation with a guy they brought over from the area near Veracruz church. I suspect they pickpocketed the guy because that is one of the three card monty cons. Centro never fails to entertain.

[BlackCrystal]

Good report. I just hope that this isn't giving newbies a false sense of not needing it (Spanish). If you are having to keep whipping out your phone in public just to communicate, you are just putting a very large bullseye on your back (1. You don't speak Spanish (can't explain to the cops you got robbed, what happened, the description of the thieves, etc.) 2. You've got fancy electronics that you seem to be eager to be relieved of).

Ooh by no means am I encouraging you go there without knowing Spanish (if you have time and want to stay longer try to learn it) it will help you dramatically and you will more fun. But I want to get rid of this persona that you have to know Spanish in order to go to Colombia, I almost cancelled my trip last minute reading this forum and people telling me if you do not know Spanish do not go. At the end of the day one language everyone speaks is money, if you got them pesos you can make moves. Also next time I go to Colombia I will definitely learn some Spanish beforehand, imagine how much fun I can have speaking crack at these chicas.

[MagikMusic]

Highly suggest considering Hotel Zona A if you are seeking a girl friendly hotel walking distance to Park Lleras.

Price includes breakfast.

Thanks, did they give you a hassle if you were bringing multiple visitors a day? Or was it as long as you keep it to what the room limits?

[BlackCrystal]

Black Crystal.

Great reporting. How did you create a false Facebook account so quickly? I've been trying to this on and off for a couple years and each time the shut me down. I've just ended up using my regular account which is no big deal. But I'the love to have a dedicated Facebook account for this hobby.

One thing that helped me is that I did not go on a rampage adding chica's the first day. This shows facebook that you might be a bot or just randomly adding people. I usually add 10-15 per day the first 2-3 days. Make 1-2 post a day (it can be something as simple as a picture of you and a nice caption, or a quote from your fav book wherever floats your boat), after the third day I start increasing my friend request to 30 per day and take a couple of days off then keep making posts about random shit (since there were riots happening I was talking about how I stand with Colombia in solidarity and stuff like that, a couple chicas liked that). But key point is do not go on a spree adding ever chica that is how you get deleted.

[Mojo Bandit]

Thank you!

Nounce how did you reply to a post in the Rio de Janeiro thread and have your response come up in the Medellin thread?

For anyone who did not see the post that Nounce was replying to it was asking that persons please not respond to a long report by re-posting the whole report because it is redundant and takes up space to where people are having to scroll lot to get past responses.

For anyone who is just not familiar with how to do this, it is simple but not necessarily intuitive so just on that chance that some people do not know I am giving the simple instructions.

To only quote part of the post you are replying to do this. Once you hit "reply with quote" the whole entire post of that person comes up and at the beginning will be a bracket with like the posters name and the word quote and brackets around that, at the end there may just be the world quote with a bracket around it. Never delete the brackets or anything within the brackets, but use left click on the mouse to highlight (same as if you were going to copy the text) and drag it across the text you want to delete and then hit delete or backspace. Be sure that whatever you type as a response is outside the quote brackets, When you go to post everything you left inside the brackets will be inside the blue quote box and your reply will be outside of it. And yes I have seen people screw this up to where it looked like they typed what the other person said.

[SavePros321]

Googled it. Looks interesting. I just opened a Schwab account for my next trip. May add Sofi. Thanks.

You get the best deal with Ally Bank when using Colpatria / Scotia ATM withdrawals.

[Horatio]

You might nominate it for report of distinction.

Thank you!

[JustTK]

TBH I haven't been using it much lately bcos I don't visit MDE much. But you can try Travel Brotherhood or Universal Brotherhood. They are much quieter ATM due to COVID.

Thanks for the very detailed play by play of your trip.

Can you drop some link to help me get started, this will be my first trip and I'm leaving in 2 weeks.

[Nounce]

Thank you!

Guys,

Please don't respond to a long report by re-posting the whole report just to leave some short response, like "great post" or something. It fills up the page with unnecessary repeat info, and requires too much scrolling to get to the new stuff. It's an etiquette thing. Cut down the quoted report to the parts of it you want to address. Or if it's just a general "kudos" you want to give, consider not quoting the report at all, and putting something in the title to help others know who or what you're writing about. Every now and then this comes up. Now that we're getting reports again, I thought I would bring it up.

[Knowledge]

I've always been behind the times when it comes to fashion. Today near ground zero I believe I became aware of a new fashion trend. Early 1990's neon resort wear. Besides this fine gentleman, another more Nordic looking guy is also impossible to ignore. Is this maybe a clever decoy strategy so Centro rats can go about our business under the radar?