Medellin Reports

[Blakman]

Maybe I am slow processing cause its not my cup of tea. I am into sensual sex so I am figuring out that is not going to happen in centro. Then I am figuring out the cost of cab ride does not make it the best option. Its 30 minutes for sex. This blakman needs more time to do his thing. Then I am calculated the higher risk it presents, and at times it makes you feel like a perverted stalker. I think I have a conscience that makes me feel uncomfortable. Now my 100 k 2 leche, 3 horas, oral sex no condom in the comfort of my georgous apartment with the infamous vending machine. That is the ultimate. You get so much more. Incorrecto or whatever your name is. I think my processing of centro not being a place to explore is muy muy muy intelligente. As long as I make the decision before its too late win win. Guys enjoy your 30 minutes of bang bang bang. Newbies enjoy but think smart. Especially if you my age 56 or higher.

All true. El Centro is a test drive. You test a chica for 25/30 mil, and if it's a good ride, then you discuss with her an arrangement. Considering most of them don't make more than 4 clients a day, they are willing to accept 100 for 2/3 hours to your place, because is convenient. If they like you, and you are a good fuck. Moreover, who would like to spend an entire hour in one of those "hotels"? Took me a day to understand it when I was there, Blackman is still processing after two weeks.

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[Balboa]

I did, I have been there at 9 PM, but it's not a good time. No people, therefore just a few girls, mostly of them ugly. A lot of zombies. Best time between 4 and 7.

Tell me about Sao Paulo. I should be there in a couple of weeks. Prices on Erosguia are real? And pictures are real? Because there are so many girls on these websites that I'm getting hard just thinking about that. And most of them are just 200 reais, and they look hot, much more than the Colombians. Are they? I do love OTR (On The Road). I'm thinking to rent a car and do some OTR. A car will cost me like 15 dollars per day. Is that a bad idea? A very bad idea? Taxis are cheaper than in Colombia or more expensive? And restaurants are much more expensive? Would I spend more than 15 dollars in taxis if I take it 6/8 times a day? I want to fuck 4 girls per day. Much more than in Colombia.

Let me tell you, I love Colombia, but I really loooove Brazil.

São Paulo is incredible!

From low end to high end, it's Great!

Send me a PM if ya like.

[Zach Hammond]

Have you seen how they make that shit? There is nothing pure about ingesting gasoline, kerosine, lime, etc. Pure is chewing the leaves or drinking the tea.

Hey now, pretty much everything you eat was processed using harsh chemical solvents and created using harsh reactants — but as long as they're solvents and reactants that can be reliably filtered or separated out from the final product, who cares?

All perfumes start as benzene. But there's no benzene in perfume.

A pure chemical (measured by GC / MS assay) is a pure chemical. And if the process for getting the chemical pure is easy enough, it's what any reputable chemist is going to do. (They have to clean it somehow, otherwise it'll be like 90% gunk and won't even resemble the final product. And usually, the "easy" way to clean chemicals is also the best way: distillation, vacuum filtration and recrystallization.)

The leaves (if you just buy or pick them), meanwhile, are probably soaked in pesticides to the point that you can't get them out just by washing. (As is any farmed plant used mostly as an input to industrial-scale extraction of a chemical.).

[Mr Enternational]

I am pretty sure that the first thing that I am going to look for is who has the purest cocaine

Have you seen how they make that shit? There is nothing pure about ingesting gasoline, kerosine, lime, etc. Pure is chewing the leaves or drinking the tea.

[Incrociatore]

Blakman, all due respect, but your over thinking things, and focusing on the wrong things in navigating El Centro.

First off, if you have even the slightest thought in your mind that the girl your thinking of going with is less than 18, and doesn't have either a Cedula or Passport, don't even engage with her, and walk away, which you have been doing, and is smart to do.

Moving past this, stick to either the Premier Plaza or Hotel Zona Rosa (ZR), and yes ZR has hot water, and they will check ID's if they think anyone is under age. I have one Chica that is over thirty and was refused entry at Zona Rosa because they thought she was under age, and didn't have a Cedula. These two Hotels, which I know from personal experience, are very diligent in this regards, so I stick with them, albeit I use others as well where there are no obvious age issues.

You also have to get out of the mindset of negotiating time with the El Centro Chicas. Keep in mind that probably over 99% of the El Centro Chicas clients are locals, so they are not there to be romancing these Chicas, but to blow a load, and a get out of dodge. Therefore, stop getting quotes for extended time until you find a repeat that you want to spend time with. Most encounters for these Chicas are short, so when you ask for more time, of course they are going to ask for more, and Colombians math skills as you have noticed don't add up meaning 1 plus 1 doesn't equal 2 but 3.

All true. El Centro is a test drive. You test a chica for 25/30 mil, and if it's a good ride, then you discuss with her an arrangement. Considering most of them don't make more than 4 clients a day, they are willing to accept 100 for 2/3 hours to your place, because is convenient. If they like you, and you are a good fuck. Moreover, who would like to spend an entire hour in one of those "hotels"? Took me a day to understand it when I was there, Blackman is still processing after two weeks.

[Surfer500]

Hey if it gets a girl horny. I am all for it. The only thing that went wrong I couldn't stay hard in the condom and she wasnt down for bareback. I only smoke if the girl smokes and only before the session and never after. She has consistently shown the same behavior every encounter. She and the 8th we have a good connection..

When you get older, at least for me, I find it harder and harder to finish, especially when I am with a Chica for 24 to 48 hours at a time. Probably the biggest impediment in being able to maintain an erection is whenever I have had any alcohol before a session. Hence I have my drinks afterwards, and never before.

As far as smoking weed, which I have done a few times, with the exception of the "Crepa" experience, it has not been an impediment. On this last trip there were occasions when my Nympho was with me that I didn't need any assistance with Viagra, of which my normal dose is 1/2 of a 50 MG pill, or 1/4 of a 100 MG pill. I'm over sixty, and was amazed on my last trip how well I did with not taking any Viagra at times, which I attribute to my Nympho Chica, and like you, love it when a Chica is totally in heat.

During my forays into El Centro, I always take Viagra upon arriving, I'm usually on a bombing run there, and want to make sure I'm locked and loaded and will be up for the moment when I identify my victim.

[Incrociatore]

Exactly right!

Believe want you want.
Listen to the bravado if you like.
However, going out and walking Centro after 9 pm is just dumb.

I'm back in Sao Paulo now.

I did, I have been there at 9 PM, but it's not a good time. No people, therefore just a few girls, mostly of them ugly. A lot of zombies. Best time between 4 and 7.

Tell me about Sao Paulo. I should be there in a couple of weeks. Prices on Erosguia are real? And pictures are real? Because there are so many girls on these websites that I'm getting hard just thinking about that. And most of them are just 200 reais, and they look hot, much more than the Colombians. Are they? I do love OTR (On The Road). I'm thinking to rent a car and do some OTR. A car will cost me like 15 dollars per day. Is that a bad idea? A very bad idea? Taxis are cheaper than in Colombia or more expensive? And restaurants are much more expensive? Would I spend more than 15 dollars in taxis if I take it 6/8 times a day? I want to fuck 4 girls per day. Much more than in Colombia.

[Bookie77]

Most of the guys here would prefer to say nothing, when bad things happen to them. Several guys have told me about being robbed, scammed or taken advantage of in some way, but they don't want to put it on the board.

Sometimes the story needs to be told anyway, but there's no need to include the names.

Put yourself in the story. You're staying in Laureles, but have spent the night in Parque Lleras, leaving popcorn trails wherever you go. You finally find a girl, settle on a price and ask if she has a cedula, but in the excitement of the moment you don't ask to see it. Then the cops pull your taxi over, she doesn't have her cedula and the cops are telling you you're in big trouble. What do you do? They're saying you're diddling girls below the legal limit. What's your honest reaction?

These things can and do happen. Fortunately, this time the guy kept calm and called someone who could at least give him moral support. By keeping calm he probably saved himself a fair amount of money and possibly worse.

By not asking to see the cedula, not only did he risk problems with the cops, but he ended up without the treat he expected for the night. 99 times out of 100 you're probably okay. It's that one time which makes for a bad day. Same with your issue with the girl and the cops..

There is nothing to be ashamed of. And I truly believe that no matters have happened to them they should write it. I am planning to move there and I admit that I am an occasional cocaine user. I live in Europe is it possible to say no I won't take cocaine in Medellin. I am pretty sure that the first thing that I am going to look for is who has the purest cocaine and how can I find him. Now I know that as long as I carry one gram according to Colombian law it's not illegal but if I carry 2 grams then it's illegal and I can face 5 years to jail. But what happens if I carry a gram of cocaine and the police says it's not one it's two and start blackmailing me. Call the best lawyer? And then what? It's my word against theirs. The court will never believe me. There are some things that could go wrong even if someone takes the best measures he can just because the whole system in Colombia is corrupted.

[Osteoknot]

In 1980's New York it was a nightly event in Times Square at the Show World Center's "Triple Treat Theater".

Was the smut center of the city, and not the Disney-Like tourist attraction it is now. I was in Manhattan recently during COVID, of course most stuff was closed, BUT the Empire State Building was open. My Girl and I had the place to ourselves. We were alone in the elevators all the way up and down, and alone on the viewing deck. I'll look for some pics now. The shots are so rare they are worth a look-see. And she's easy on the eyes.

Even Times Square on a Saturday was nearly abandoned. It was an experience I will never forget.

[Blakman]

It took my assistance and guide to bring the best out of your story. But don't think its free. Thats going to cost you a mamacita.

Most of the guys here would prefer to say nothing, when bad things happen to them. Several guys have told me about being robbed, scammed or taken advantage of in some way, but they don't want to put it on the board.

Sometimes the story needs to be told anyway, but there's no need to include the names.

Put yourself in the story. You're staying in Laureles, but have spent the night in Parque Lleras, leaving popcorn trails wherever you go. You finally find a girl, settle on a price and ask if she has a cedula, but in the excitement of the moment you don't ask to see it. Then the cops pull your taxi over, she doesn't have her cedula and the cops are telling you you're in big trouble. What do you do? They're saying you're diddling girls below the legal limit. What's your honest reaction?

These things can and do happen. Fortunately, this time the guy kept calm and called someone who could at least give him moral support. By keeping calm he probably saved himself a fair amount of money and possibly worse.

By not asking to see the cedula, not only did he risk problems with the cops, but he ended up without the treat he expected for the night. 99 times out of 100 you're probably okay. It's that one time which makes for a bad day. Same with your issue with the girl and the cops.

The other part is something to be aware of. Taxi drivers aren't always trustworthy. I jumped in a taxi last week and the meter was already above 13 k. I pointed it out to the driver and he reset it. How many new guys are going to know they got charged an extra 10 k? Look at the meter. It should start at 3600. Pay attention to the meter. Before the police stop, the meter was reading normally. A few minutes after, the guy sees it clicking over 40 k. Meters get tampered with. Some rack charges up faster. Some can be dialed up.

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[BluePillow]

Alright boys, I'm planning a trip in the next few weeks. I'm Asian as * and speak absolutely 0 Spanish. Rather than furiously try to learn random words, does anyone have any tips on certain phrases I should know? Don't want to google translate my way through.

Also, is Parque Lleras as loud as everyone says it is? I'm thinking about staying in a hotel or airbnb in that area. As I RTFF, I'm realizing there's a lot of places that aren't chica friendly anymore. Do I just have to chance it?

[JjBee62]

Evening, gentleman. I touched down in Medellin three nights ago. And so far I'm four chicas deep, and tres leches out. I was here summer 2019, but I was only an ISG lurker back then. Well, no more. I signed up, paid my membership (that baby is processing), and now I'm posting. Yup, it's a done deal.

(Early 30's, fit and all that, non white, decent Spanish. Not too cost-sensitive, because the lord has been good to me, what with being a corporate lawyer and all. Now on to business.).

Tuesday: Spa energy fantasia.

In summer 2019, Energy was the first place I hit up after arriving to Medellin monger-fully starved from Cuba. So this time, I had to continue the tradition. I got there at 8:30 pm (they close at 9). The lineup is decent, very decent. A couple made a compelling case, but ultimately I was won over by a certain curly-haired, initially timid diva by the name of Kelly. Prettiness in a pot. 140 k, can't remember.

Well she waddin't too timid after all. Loosened up quickly when we got in. She was eager to get to business, which I didn't like. I had her stay in the lingerie for a bit..

Welcome to the block. Excellent report.

Energy does have excellent hot water, but sometimes it takes some fiddling around to find it.

If massages with hand action make you happy go to the Rio Sur mall. It's directly across the street from Oviedo mall. There are 3 massage spas in there. They are Om Spa, Zen Spa and Dan Spa.

Massage rates run from 90 k to 120 k for the hour, happy ending is extra. I don't know if you'll be able to get much more, but the two times I've been getting the girls to come out to play took no effort at all. Girls I've seen there looked good.

[Knowledge]

I agree with this. It's better to leave home early and stay off public transport.

Depends when you ride it, and where, as your aware. I used it once and basically held my breath from Poblado to Parque Berrio around 4 PM on a weekday and it was crowded, and I did not to ride it again, as there were no open windows in the car I was in.

I don't advise anyone to be riding the busses or Metro at this time, there have been reports at least in Europe of people getting infected on the subways. Granted the Metro system in Medellin is not underground, but a certain times of the day it can be quite crowded with I doubt any type of filtration except a ventilation system within the cars. Additionally, the buses from what I noticed during rush hours are quite crowded as well. People aren't socially distancing from what I saw on the buses, they were just trying to get home.

Granted while in Medellin I had to take taxi's most everywhere, and I didn't like doing so, as I typically could leave my apartment and within 25 minutes on the metro be at Parque Berrio station right at ground zero, versus upwards of 45 minutes stuck in a taxi travelling there.

Again, I would stay away from the taxi's and busses for the time being, unless it's at an hour when there are not a lot of passengers like you experienced.

[Knowledge]

That was a savage takedown but there was provocation.

OK, switching gears, I will give credit where credit is due. I bowed to peer pressure yesterday and veered off my well beaten path rat race to Veracruz / Botero / Berrío. Truth be told it was only partially due to peer pressure from Blakman and Surfer. Their virus risk admonitions gave me a moment of pause. It was long enough to be distracted by messages from my old friend Cata the administradora at Zandaly. She playfully scolded me because I did not honor my promise to stop in since their triumphant reopening. We go back more than ten years so our relationship does not have as many boundaries as it probably should. Anyway, I reluctantly passed on the street opportunities and stopped in to inspect the recent renovations. It is quality work. There is brand new tile flooring throughout. It's not done yet but the already completed rooms give a view of a bright future. A USA size water heater feeds all the fully renovated en suite bathrooms. The biggest change (rather than improvement) is the addition of session rooms on the previously unused basement level. I don't expect the additional capacity will lead to a New Life type of environment. The bar was intentionally left unfinished and its stools are gone. This is a nod to the ongoing virus situation so they can demonstrate social distancing. The bar scene at Zandaly has always been one of my favorite things about the place. I've met many Colombian after work punters there, and many uniformed policemen. I almost laughed out loud when I saw that each room is equipped with two face shields hung on the clothing rack hooks. I was told it is for the benefit of health inspectors. No one expects punters and providers to wear them during sessions. Long before the virus came, Zandaly cleaned its rooms between sessions. Uniformed attendants (both male and female) have always been on standby for this purpose. There were many new faces among the girls and a couple I recognize from Aiffe when they and AmigasSexxy were the only two Centro casas open last summer during the quarantine.

Rats always come home to roost. I have not turned my back on the street.

A story that's as broad as you know what. Back we are dumpster diving again. Just when I thought you were sane LOL. I am going to blame this post on your recent medical woes.

[Blakman]

Hey if it gets a girl horny. I am all for it. The only thing that went wrong I couldn't stay hard in the condom and she wasnt down for bareback. I only smoke if the girl smokes and only before the session and never after. She has consistently shown the same behavior every encounter. She and the 8th we have a good connection.

I'm going to give you some advice here based on personal experience. You said in your post you smoked some "Crepa". Don't ever do that again. And if your with a Chica that smokes that stuff, you probably shouldn't allow it. I don't know what is in that stuff, but it is bad news and attributed to you not finishing.

About three years ago I was with a Chica who was smoking that stuff, she eggged me on to try it and I thought okay, I thought it was just weed as she didn't tell me at the time it was Crepa, I think it is drug laced and I took one little tiny puff. I was very fucked up in a daze for a few hours and a bit frightened, and couldn't finish, and the Chica being totally wasted on that shit being insanely horny, was hell bent on getting me to blow a load. The reason your Chica was such a "horn dog" was as a result of the Crepa, and they smoke it to enhance the sex.

Here's some other advice, if your with Chica's who smoke weed at your place, always ask if it's Crepa before they smoke, and quite frankly, I wouldn't allow it. It's bad news.

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