Medellin Reports

[BlackThought]

Last trip, she was the girl who I described as a "turn-off" and who left dirt stains on my towels and smelled bad.

I ate her ass tonight. Full bore deep, doggy position, head down, ass spread as wide as possible. But let me tell you how I got there and why it was worth it. She wouldn't allow any fotos because she knows what she looks like, but I snuck one in.

Oh, yes, she used my shower right before I ate her ass, her idea but I would have insisted. I probably would have gagged on just the memories if she had not. Jajajaja, Ostee Out!

Jajaja Ostee, that's a disgusting, but funny story. If you were a female born in Colombia, you'd likely be one of the el centro chicas that's perfectly fine having sex with anyone as long as you got paid. I sure wouldn't have the stomach to do anything sexual with Jabba the Hutt. I enjoy reading your stories, they are WILD jajajaja.

[GMoney582]

My body was telling me chill today. Take it easy. So that was the plan. Jajajaja. Started the day seeing that the hottie I slipped my Whatsapp while my cutie pie Vennie from Barra Ejecutiva was getting ready had texted me the night before. I don't sleep. My Vennie left at 2 am I passed out at 3 and I was up before 7. I saw she was online so I started chatting her up. I easily could have had her here sucking my pee pee that morning. But I still had my plan in mind: rest. Plus I was going to try to set one our ISG bros up with her so I held off. My Tinder chica (Alito) who came over 8 am on day 2 and I got to eat out wanted to meet up and have lunch. I had to go into Centro to have an old Iphone repaired so I can give it to my cuttie pie 18 year old Vennie who aint got one, so I had her meet me at Govinda's the vegetarian spot in Botero. I usually bring down old phones that I either get free or cheap for situations like these. This would be my last date with Alito. She just makes the simplest things complicated and doesn't seem to understand basic explanations. Everything is a problem with this one. She didn't like the lunch. So of course as we are walking through plaza Botero I'm spotting hotties left and right. Murphy's law. After lunch I put her in a taxi and started chatting up every Q T in the park. Naturally the one's I saw walking in were nowhere to be found. Jajajaja. And I knew it would be that way. I had other important business to attend to so I had to pick up my phones and head back to Poplado.

Had a quick coffee date with my flakey SA chica who I only agreed to meet because I had to. She's resourceful so she comes in handy, but I'm a person who if I say I'll do something I'll do it. And I don't like dealing with people who don't reciprocate. I know I know that's how it is down there, but not for the kind novio she wants me to be. Luckily she was with her daughter and couldn't stay long because I had a date with my Vennie chica from Barra Ejecutiva. Got home and wanted take a nap but the phone doesn't stop chirping. My Vennie girl called said she was heading over to my place. I rest a bit and when she gets here we head back over to the Bogota Beer Company. She really liked the place and we had a nice dinner. Head back to my place and she hits me with that she has to leave early because of her baby line. At this point its 11 pm and I'm tired anyway but one of our ISG bros reminds me I haven't gotten laid today. Can't let that happen. So I have her ride me cowgirl for a session and send her home at midnight. End of Day 4.

[Surfer500]

So ya' think mongering is about only fuckin' the finest piece of ass you can possibly lay your hands on at any given moment? Think again. If you are a true mongerer, a pro, not a newbie who can turn a phrase, or a wannabe amateur, then you get down and dirty in the poop chute trenches and soldier on when duty calls.

I was going to call this post, "Puta Psychology 101" or "Can you be friends with a puta?" But you see what I went with. The young bucks might not get it. A play on "The Wanderer" song by Dion DiMucci.

So Secret brings her girlfriend over. The one who MAKES the Tussy she sells and Secret will only use herself. She's a hulking girl. She's fat and disproportional with huge breasts, a gut, and no ass. Cute face but this story is about the other end. BMI pushing 40. Anywho, the readers who follow me will recall my referencing her this trip when Secret returned drunk in the middle of the night with this same girl, and I would not go down to the hotel reception desk to retrieve them. Last trip, she was the girl who I described as a "turn-off" and who left dirt stains on my towels and smelled bad.

I ate her ass tonight. Full bore deep, doggy position, head down, ass spread as wide as possible. But let me tell you how I got there and why it was worth it. She wouldn't allow any fotos because she knows what she looks like, but I snuck one in..

This post is a little bit over the top for me. Way to much information, yet an entertaining read.

Almost like a chapter titled "Eating Ass" out of a Clive Kussler novel.

[Surfer500]

As I said, I've been all over Colombia. I love Medellin. This is my first time here and I'm going to try to find a way to stay. Traffic sucks but whatever. Bogota is normal and its safe relatively IMO, but there are dangerous areas. Always use caution. I walked around SF all hours of the day/night and never had a problem. But I blend in more. I'm Colombian.

So would you say that there are other Colombians like you that feel that they totally don't blend in, in Colombia. I'm guessing that your Colombian by birth, yet your an Extranjero from the USA, or something like you were born in Colombia, but raised in the USA.

Just curious, and nice reports!

[Osteoknot]

The only thing I wish I would have brought this time is an extension cord with those usb chargers that I have. The chicks love the space heater.

Things chicas love to have on hand: Panitas, snacks, music (even if you just buy a little round Blue Tooth speaker does wonders), jugo, coins especially the one pesos, napkins, beer, Rappi.

[Osteoknot]

Or maybe she didn't like him or feel the vibe when she met him in person.

Or maybe she saw that she wasn't going to be able to take from him what she wanted.

He can be the coolest mofo on the planet, but if she's not feeling it, then adios.

I happens.

A chica was telling me one time about all the guys who promised to come visit her and take her away and buy her things, who never show up. She said 99% of the time they never show up. Pretty much all the things we say about them, they could say about us, too.

[Balboa]

Kinda odd that she would spend 5 months chatting with him only to flake on him. What a terrible time investment, prepago logic?

Or maybe she didn't like him or feel the vibe when she met him in person.

Or maybe she saw that she wasn't going to be able to take from him what she wanted.

He can be the coolest mofo on the planet, but if she's not feeling it, then adios.

I happens.

[GMoney582]

As I said, I've been all over Colombia. I love Medellin. This is my first time here and I'm going to try to find a way to stay. Traffic sucks but whatever. Bogota is normal and its safe relatively IMO, but there are dangerous areas. Always use caution. I walked around SF all hours of the day/night and never had a problem. But I blend in more. I'm Colombian.

I prefer finding girls I vibe with who genuinely seem to like me and being with them at my place, a more relaxed session. "Soy muy tranquilo" I'm super chill and peaceful and most pick up on that real fast and relax. I take good hearted affectionate women who give GFE over 9's and 10 who don't or just slam bam thank you ma'm action. I don't like having sex in those short time rooms over clubs. I use them only to get more intimate time with the women feel their vibe and get their whatsapp to meet up later outside of here. At this point I don't even try to bang in those places. But it does matter if you're not good at feeling if a person is a good person or not then be careful. So far my track record is nearly 100% as I've never been robbed and I been at this over 20 years. Heartbroken and used but that's my fault because I am generous to a fault. But Ive helped a lot of these chicas out of tough spots because Im resourceful and good at solving problems. And they never forget me. I have chicas Im still in contact with 20 years later. Some of them will tell you straight up I changed their lives bc that's the power of my heart. :-)

The only thing I wish I would have brought this time is an extension cord with those usb chargers that I have. Oh and for Bogota bring warm clothes and a space heater. The chicks love the space heater.

[Mojo Bandit]

Mongers definitely stimulate the economy. For an instance, sex tourism represents roughly 10% of Thailand's GDP. Since SE Asia is back in lockdown, a lot of that money is flowing into Colombia. Prices are likely going up due to simple supply / demand economics.

https://theaseanpost.com/article/tha...virus-lockdown

I do not doubt that number of 10% , especially when you look at walking street in pattaya. I think we might be lucky that distance will keep a large number of those asian focused mongers away from Medellin. I can see some of the western Europeans visting Colombia but when I was there it seemed like to me, but it could have been just my perception, that the vast majority of mongers were Japanese, Chinese, and Russians, hopefully Colombia. I learned about Soi Cowboy from a Japanese guy who I set next to me on my leg from Tokyo to Bangkok, he was an mechanical engineer from Toyota who had just gotten a bonus for some project he just finished, he was a funny guy after he go a few sakis in him and started talking about the pretty girls at Soi Cowboy.

Anyway 20 hours is a long flight so hopefuly discouraging to most.

[Nil Admirari]

Is that strip club San Diego still open. I don't see it mentioned on the Medellin board anymore.

San Diego Show Night Club was still functioning when I was last in Medellin (February-May of this year), and a google search lists the club as opening at 6 PM this evening. As I noted in a post here a month or so ago, the club's floor area seems to have been cut in half compared to my recollection from visits a year earlier. And, to my annoyance, they imposed a 30,000, three beer minimum, in addition to an entry charge-making it more costly than a visit to one of the upscale, more upscale clubs (La Isla, Fase II) that offer both a larger and better quality chica lineup. A particular pain if you just want to pop in briefly to check out the talent available, and leave if the pickings seem slim--as is as often as not the case.

[Surfer500]

True story! I had a chica come to visit two days in a row and the first day she brought her cedula. What's more is that they take a photo of the cedula. But when she showed up the next day and only had the contrasena, they would not allow her in. I guess there is some one in a billion chance that some doppelganger showing up the next day but mostly I think that security services have one strict rule, no cedula no entry. As is said on here over and over this protects us.

Like lucky said it is playing with fire to be messing around with chicas who have no cedula, the cost of getting it wrong and getting is serrious trouble is more than anyone wants to find out about.

When a Colombian loses their Cedula, they are not issued what your calling a "contrasena" but must file what is called an "anucia", basically a report issued by places that have access to Cedula data base and has the persons name, date of birth, and Cedula number. With a copy of this report some places will accept it as a form of ID. I know this from personal experience as one of my Chicas had lost her Cedula, we went and reported it, and with the report in hand, the Hotel we stayed at accepted it, albeit some places won't. I have never heard of the Colombian government issuing separate numbers for people with Cedulas. Perhaps the reference to contrasena is the actual Cedula number which would make more sense.

[Mojo Bandit]

is not accepted as proper ID when checking in a chica at either Energy Living or San Peter apartments.
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True story! I had a chica come to visit two days in a row and the first day she brought her cedula. What's more is that they take a photo of the cedula. But when she showed up the next day and only had the contrasena, they would not allow her in. I guess there is some one in a billion chance that some doppelganger showing up the next day but mostly I think that security services have one strict rule, no cedula no entry. As is said on here over and over this protects us.

Like lucky said it is playing with fire to be messing around with chicas who have no cedula, the cost of getting it wrong and getting is serrious trouble is more than anyone wants to find out about.

[Osteoknot]

Where to get? Please PM. Don't trust street vendors.

And tell him you will suck his dick for some pink shit, jajajjajaa. Buying drugs is the same all over the fuckin' world. The penalties and tolerances are hugely different. You ask your girl, numb nuts. She's going to know four guys right off the top of her head. She might skim, and she might steal. You want the bolsitas to be sealed and branded. You are looking for the shit that is dry and as fine as powdered sugar. The best stuff will hover in the air like a pink cloud. Scratch and claw your way to top of the heap after five to ten shitty deals and wasted money. Keep telling your girl you want better. You will know it when you find it. Risk arrest and worse. Grow some gonads and get the fuck out of my face.

[Osteoknot]

So ya' think mongering is about only fuckin' the finest piece of ass you can possibly lay your hands on at any given moment? Think again. If you are a true mongerer, a pro, not a newbie who can turn a phrase, or a wannabe amateur, then you get down and dirty in the poop chute trenches and soldier on when duty calls.

I was going to call this post, "Puta Psychology 101" or "Can you be friends with a puta?" But you see what I went with. The young bucks might not get it. A play on "The Wanderer" song by Dion DiMucci.

So Secret brings her girlfriend over. The one who MAKES the Tussy she sells and Secret will only use herself. She's a hulking girl. She's fat and disproportional with huge breasts, a gut, and no ass. Cute face but this story is about the other end. BMI pushing 40. Anywho, the readers who follow me will recall my referencing her this trip when Secret returned drunk in the middle of the night with this same girl, and I would not go down to the hotel reception desk to retrieve them. Last trip, she was the girl who I described as a "turn-off" and who left dirt stains on my towels and smelled bad.

I ate her ass tonight. Full bore deep, doggy position, head down, ass spread as wide as possible. But let me tell you how I got there and why it was worth it. She wouldn't allow any fotos because she knows what she looks like, but I snuck one in.

Secret shows up because I owed her 100 mil COP from the hot three-way we had last night with her Web cam model friend. And to get her ass eaten. And because she knew I would buy her some pink shit. Two bolsitas, or two puntos, or two gramos, total 100 mil COP, no delivery charge because unbeknownst to me her GF slash dealer was already waiting down in the lobby, jajajja. Slick. That's a puta for ya'.

So after I agree to buy her the two bags, actually three, one for myself, the GF is knocking on my hotel door within less than a minute. Good laugh by all. So of course she comes in my room and we start to have a long friendly conversation. Then she asks if she can take fotos of me eating Secret's ass. Sure. I had to do a lot of cropping and zooming.

Then this is where the puta psychology kicked in. After Secret gets her bung hole satisfaction, she says, "I want you to eat my GF's ass and give her 100 mil COP". I gave her the Scooby Doo, "Hrruhh?" which of course zoomed right over both their heads because it was the wrong culture. I said wait a minute. Who is really getting the benefit here? I didn't ASK to eat her ass. She doesn't turn me on. I told Secret, you basically come here to get your ass eaten for "free. " And I know the girls whose asses I eat, love it. Hot Housewife is one of the fuckin' hottest chicas I have ever bedded in my life, but she lets me eat her ass and gives damn good blow jobs, for cab fare. And now you want me to whut whut? But Secret is stuck on the idea that she wants her GF to get paid for something.

So here's what I tell them. I am going to give the girlfriend 100 mil COP. Yours to keep. You don't have to do anything for it. And then I want you to tell me if you WANT me to eat your ass or not. But you can keep the 100 no matter what you decide. She looks at me like there was a short circuit occurring in her puta brain, betwixed expressions of confusion and amusement. She didn't say a word so after about ten seconds, I go get the 100 mil COP and put it in her hands. Then I say, "Now, do you want me to eat your ass or not?" With no hesitation, she said, in English, "Yes. ".

Jajajajaja. No problem. I told them both, "You came here to get your ass eaten, I just wanted to hear you say it". Afterwards, she also confessed that she never had it done before, she even called herself an "ass virgin. " Secret liked getting her ass eaten so much, she wanted her GF to experience it. Jajajajajaja. As an afterthought, I told her, "I like to compare blowjob techniques, I think it's only fair that you give me a blowjob. " Without hesitation, she went down on me bareback and did not stop until I told her to. Decent technique, lots of ball play with one hand.

Oh, yes, she used my shower right before I ate her ass, her idea but I would have insisted. I probably would have gagged on just the memories if she had not. Jajajaja, Ostee Out!

Fotos: Those are new Louis Vuitton sneakers, I am pretty sure I paid for them, indirectly, jajajaja.

[TjBrazil]

Is that strip club San Diego still open. I don't see it mentioned on the Medellin board anymore.