Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

That's virile, not viral. Just drink shark sperm like me in that foto and you will never lack in sexual performance again, jajjaa.

Miss you guys but figure you prob don't want to hear about my escapades so much in the states here. I was going to start organizing for my return to Medellin as soon as I got back from my two favorite beaches (with my ex, who flew back to PA) in SC, Myrtle and Folly.

But I decided to drive down to FL in my Z instead. The weather here just turned cold. One of my favorite features about Medellin is the climate. I am going to aim for Atlantic City. I like the Seahorse motel where you step right out your door onto the sand and is old school, Florida, which I appreciate having been born there.

I am due to catch up with family who lives there. I keep hopscotching over them back and forth to MDE and after a few trips it seems like I could be avoiding them, so I will make the trip now.

I'll keep you posted about how "upgrading" my visa goes from this end, in case anyone else wants to give that a shot.

True Confessions, I paid two girls' rents this month in Medellin. I have a numbered, ranked line-up of girls that mainly differs from anything I have ever read here in that all the girls know their ranking, their number. They vye for position, Number One, Catgirl, never changes and that is key to her putting up with my escapades.

The top three or four are novias, and they get the most benefits. Rents are cheap and I can stay for as long as I want at either of those two places when I land in MDE, if I choose. One apartment is in Aurora, the other is Bello. In descending order my girls are ranked as novias, then come amigas, followed by chicas, then putas. The cut-off points between the categories vary a little, but generally by the time I am down to number ten, we are talking putas. The main reason I wrote this, is do not ever feel guilty on how you spend your money in MDE or anywhere for that matter. What you spend does not effect what others pay, period. Even if it did, it's no one else's business but your own.

Not that there have been many, but I don't respond directly to posts anymore here, nothing personal, that just time management for me. I believe I have answered everyone who has written me here in Private Messaging, but I am not checking in as often. I remain drug free and strong.

As always, Keep On Keepin' On!

P.S. I added a recent foto of Catgirl's camel toe, mi numero uno novia that I noticed at the last minute. Yes, I realize those animals, cats and camels, don't mix, jajaja. That foto is a zoom and crop, she did not originally send me a foto of just her crotch, jaja.

[JustTK]

Having Spanish speaking skills in Colombia is huge, yet this board is centered around finding and fucking women, and to that end, perfect Spanish is not necessary.
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Not to mention, most Colombians don't speak perfect Spanish either, just like most English speakers don't speak perfect Englsih. The best is just to get out there and say what you can. You will improve with time and practice. Mostly you can get your point across without being perfect. And it can be a lot of fun muddling thru with a pleasant chica.

[Knowledge]

So yeah, this is the place that used to be known as "Balcones de Cuba" that has been around for 15+ years that I know of. The Cuba in its name was a nod to its address and the balcones was a reference to the set up of the rooms overlooking a staircase if I remember correctly. I had not been to the old place in more than ten years. I used to lump it in with the place known as Barcelona because of their proximity to Prado and the generally older and thicker character of their staff. This was quite a few years ago so it's likely worth another look. Personally, I doubt I will visit anytime soon because I would have to pass by several other places like Amigas Sexxy, Zandaly, and of course Plaza Botero to get there. I look forward to reading about how others like it.

I would really like to go to this place as I'm getting a bit tired of centro.

But I can't find it.

I think I'm too stupid to read the Address right.

Can please someone help with a link, So that I can find it?

[JjBee62]

I believe he was generalizing so then he was referring to both male and female, in that case he was correct in referring to them as sacalerOs.

Except he was talking about having sex with them, otherwise yes.

[DzikaBomba]

I agree the violence is bad in Colombia, and it always has been, but it goes with the territory.

Thailand has opened back up, and will see how it goes in the next few months.

Hopefully well, so all the newcomer SEA guys who have shown up in Medellin can leave and don't come back because I consider a lot of them, and other newbies in the last six months, not you, to have kinda spoiled Centro.

Nothing personal against the SEA guys, as I like SEA as well, but I just feel as though my turf has been shit on over the last six months. And I know there are others as well.

Colombia is becoming more and more an interesting Country to travel to and will continue to do so, even when SEA opens back up.

People want to See New Things and Colombia is still a bit New and exotic so newbies will continue to come here also.

You Can not stop it or change it, its the Way it is.

I would come here also without SEA closing. The SEA closure made it only faster.

I will also travel to other countries and spoil These markets also LOL. No matter what happens in SEA.

And especially Thailand gets bored for many because its not what its used to be and people will Look out for New mongering Destinations.

[JjBee62]

You may need to change your name here on the ISG as well. Lol. 😅

I've always wondered about that. LOL.

[Nil Admirari]

I have done a lot of research finding guest friendly accommodations for an over two month stay in Medellin. I wanted to get away from San Peters or anything too close to there because of the noise and I wanted to be able to host three girls should things work out. I also wanted to stay in both El Poblado and Laureles. Here are some of my findings, some of which will have to be verified once I am there at the very end of December.
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Cage Monkey, thanks muchly for taking the time to consolidate and share experiences and findings from your search for Girl Friendly accommodations. As a regular peruser of the ISG Medellin thread, I enjoy reading BM posts on their El Centro dalliances and contretemps and Osteoknot's stream-of-conscious riffs on his Medillin escapades. That said, I log onto ISG primarily to glean information of every-day, practical use in my pursuit of Paisa pussy and one's overall enjoyment of life in the Ciudad de Eterna Primavera. (A shout out to other recent posters for adding Casa Cuba to my casa browsing list.).

One follow-up question. How to do the prices for the apartment complexes that you list compare with those of San Peter's for its larger, upper floor, better noise-insulated apartments? (If not mistaken, about $1,000 per month.).

[Mr Enternational]

I believe he was generalizing so then he was referring to both male and female, in that case he was correct in referring to them as sacalerOs.

Except that his post specifically mentioned girls several times and never said anything about males.

[JustTK]

Papasan is the male version.

Popadom would be cuter.

[Surfer500]

Well, if they're dudes they would be called sacaleros. I'm hoping you prefer sacaler as. Sorry. You keep posting about sacaleros but I don't think you are queer.

Okay I get the humour in this. Yep, I went to EAFIT as well like Jbee2, yet I can't get things right either.

And good to know you don't think I'm a queer. I feel relieved about this. LOL.

All due respect, but seems like all your posts are about using 100% correct Spanish.

My guess is your a native Spanish speaker, where as most of the board members here are not.

Having Spanish speaking skills in Colombia is huge, yet this board is centered around finding and fucking women, and to that end, perfect Spanish is not necessary.

So with that being said, perhaps you can post something about your experiences in Colombia as far as finding and fucking women.

And don't get me wrong, everyone on this board, except the native Spanish speakers should welcome input on proper Spanish saying "dichos" in the context of what this board is about, versus Spanish textbook instruction having nothing to do with what this board is about.

[Manizales911]

Well, if they're dudes they would be called sacaleros. I'm hoping you prefer sacaler as. Sorry. You keep posting about sacaleros but I don't think you are queer.

I believe he was generalizing so then he was referring to both male and female, in that case he was correct in referring to them as sacalerOs.

[JjBee62]

I would really like to go to this place as I'm getting a bit tired of centro.

But I can't find it.

I think I'm too stupid to read the Address right.

Can please someone help with a link, So that I can find it?

Pescadería Doris Bill, centro.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/d6s7SGvz83wXte7m6

That appears to be the place. It will at least get you to the parking garage.

[Balboa]

I am comparing street area to street area of Pattaya, Thailand, Angeles City, Philippines. Not really fair in that the other two countries street girl area is mostly foreigners with few locals versus Colombia which is almost all locals. Now this does not happen all the time but it feels like it when I compare it to my visits to the Thailand or Philippines. Violence. It is like never ending here.

Colombia is cheap all around. But the food sucks. Everything is so far away from each other. The other two countries the street girls, strip bars, discos, good restaurants, hotels, and mall are all walking distance to each other. Here everything is so far away from each other that a taxi is required.

Also, tired of everyone trying to rip me off. This time International Smiles. My quote was $2900 three months ago. It just jumped to $10,500 with a discount that came to $8100 because I have a special situation which is true but not that unique of a problem. Like they could not have contacted me several months ago as soon as they knew? Nope. It will take a month to do the work and they know I leave in a month. They put me in a time crunch thinking I will cave. No, especially when I get pissed off. I can return in February and have someone else do the work or get it done in another country. They do not like giving out receipts or giving estimates by email or written on paper. Very professional and want to send by Whatsapp! Tired of feeling financially raped.

So when Asia opens up I will be gone. I think I will visit Colombia for 6 months every two years. This is a place for me to visit but not retire. Very little peace of mind here. Can not wait until I can return to Asia and try some new countries there.

You may need to change your name here on the ISG as well. Lol. 😅

[Surfer500]

So when Asia opens up I will be gone. I think I will visit Colombia for 6 months every two years. This is a place for me to visit but not retire. Very little peace of mind here. Can not wait until I can return to Asia and try some new countries there.

I agree the violence is bad in Colombia, and it always has been, but it goes with the territory.

Thailand has opened back up, and will see how it goes in the next few months.

Hopefully well, so all the newcomer SEA guys who have shown up in Medellin can leave and don't come back because I consider a lot of them, and other newbies in the last six months, not you, to have kinda spoiled Centro.

Nothing personal against the SEA guys, as I like SEA as well, but I just feel as though my turf has been shit on over the last six months. And I know there are others as well.

[DzikaBomba]

Yes I mean to the right of this address.: carr 48-#58-64 It is inside this picture provided by sodomizerher lol, you go in the parking garage and pass the security booth and the stairs are to the left.

45 k 30 min 70 k HR.

I would really like to go to this place as I'm getting a bit tired of centro.

But I can't find it.

I think I'm too stupid to read the Address right.

Can please someone help with a link, So that I can find it?