Medellin Reports

[Aussie Greg]

Sorry guys, the new dude ranch will be * 5 star, all inclusive for food and tours, it will have a price per night equivalent.

A. G.

[Member #4244]

In order to be a Colombian citizen, you have to have a perpetual cough, running nose and gastritis. ALWAYS GASTRITIS LOL

[Member #4394]

Many chicas in casas and on calles have cold now. Be careful and avoid virus.

Excellent point.

Between girls quitting, switching locations, occupied, or being off for the day you never know what you will find. I have a friend that goes to the El Centro casas most days. He knows most of the girls in the scene. For a guy on a short trip it's a crapshoot.

Most guys go to the first place and pick a girl. Many forget that there are 30+ casas in El Centro. The best thing to do is have some patience until something clicks. Sometimes this can be hard to do when you are on the hunt.

[Member #4287]

In the exotic field of bringing down young antelope the sweetest point before the jugular bite is when the soft, ever so imperceptible transition occurs to "falling for = smitten". During this seen-in-the-eyes-softening transition the mellifluous vapor exuded (ever soooo lightly) from the antelope's body is the confirmation signal to drop the closing question within the next 90 seconds. The foundation rule of closing applies in spades for the duration immediately following the delivery of the closing qt. = first person who speaks, loses. Do not break this rule, ever.

All of the above is missed and wasted when hunting professionals. Gone is the molasses, the sweet signals, the reach & withdraw mechanism, the overt-motivator sequence, the electric rush when you lay your hand on her arm and feel the hair rise and the cheeks get flushed etc, etc. All such exotic pleasures are missed when hitting dick-absorption machines.

Joe

Joe.

Do you have any photos of yourself at the kill?

I think it would help if we knew for sure that you are really bringing down beautiful antelope and not some wildebeest.

[SlamCity7777]

I've taken JetBlue to MDE from FLL. FLL is a smart airport. It's very easy and I was in the same terminal with my connection.

Jetblue = Awesome!

Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad everybody!

Maybe somebody on the ground in Colo can report if everything slows down greatly from now till after new years still? I am interested to see if this still holds true

[YG365]

Hi YG.

Shows how quickly things can change in any mongering venue. Last week, everyone was saying the lineup at Energy was excellent.

Back in Chicago now. Supposed to get below 0 degrees tonight. Wind chill. 18.

Hey Combo,

Ya, it was nice meeting you on this trip! I just choose wrong. I passed over a few girls that looked great and had positive reviews for someone that caught my eye. Stay warm and think about the DR! LOL. I was freezing here in Medellin with the temperature around 60-70 degrees.

YG

[Vegas Jeff]

Hi YG.

Shows how quickly things can change in any mongering venue. Last week, everyone was saying the lineup at Energy was excellent.

Excellent point.

Between girls quitting, switching locations, occupied, or being off for the day you never know what you will find. I have a friend that goes to the El Centro casas most days. He knows most of the girls in the scene. For a guy on a short trip it's a crapshoot.

Most guys go to the first place and pick a girl. Many forget that there are 30+ casas in El Centro. The best thing to do is have some patience until something clicks. Sometimes this can be hard to do when you are on the hunt.

[Combo]

Hi YG.

Shows how quickly things can change in any mongering venue. Last week, everyone was saying the lineup at Energy was excellent.

Back in Chicago now. Supposed to get below 0 degrees tonight. Wind chill. 18.

So I made a visit to Energy (My favorite) today. It was a pretty weak lineup with just 6 girls. They might of been busy with a lot of the girls in rooms or just a typical Monday, I'm not sure. I eventually ended up with Sophia; long straight black hair, white skin, fake D's and a butt you'd see in a lot of rap videos. She had an alright face but I believe most guys will choose her for her body.

Looks. 6 She was alright, looks wise. I think some guys may rate her higher but I wasn't really feeling her face when I got up close and personal. She did have an amazing body with thick thighs, a horses behind and fake D's. Her pussy was also very clean and looked pretty fresh.

Services. 7 Although she gave the worst blow job I ever had in Medellin because of her teeth, she really knew how to ride your cock, especially in reverse cowgirl. She would make her butt cheeks clap and had pretty good pussy control, especially when you're about to blow your load. Massage was weak, she loves to cuddle afterwards and didn't allow kissing.

Attitude. 6 She tried to make it an great experience but I just wasn't feeling it. YMMV and you may have a good experience because when I went in, I was all sexed out.

[SavePros321]

Medellin should be considered the female "straight teeth capital of the world". I'm running through my list and I'm like "damn, which one of you DON'T have braces?", LOL.

Nothing wrong with having straight teeth, but it's mostly understood that they (braces) are worn mostly as a fashion accessory than anything. Some of them would probably wear these damn things until they are 30+.

[Artisttyp]

I've taken JetBlue to MDE from FLL. FLL is a smart airport. It's very easy and I was in the same terminal with my connection.

Great. Thanks for the info.

[Orgasmico]

Have any of you taken JetBlue to MDE through FLL? Did you have to change terminals or go through security again? I think I remember reading somewhere that you need to hop in a taxi (not sure ). Any trains between terminals?

Thanks for your help.

I've taken JetBlue to MDE from FLL. FLL is a smart airport. It's very easy and I was in the same terminal with my connection.

[Artisttyp]

Have any of you taken JetBlue to MDE through FLL? Did you have to change terminals or go through security again? I think I remember reading somewhere that you need to hop in a taxi (not sure ). Any trains between terminals?

Thanks for your help.

[YG365]

So I made a visit to Energy (My favorite) today. It was a pretty weak lineup with just 6 girls. They might of been busy with a lot of the girls in rooms or just a typical Monday, I'm not sure. I eventually ended up with Sophia; long straight black hair, white skin, fake D's and a butt you'd see in a lot of rap videos. She had an alright face but I believe most guys will choose her for her body.

Looks. 6 She was alright, looks wise. I think some guys may rate her higher but I wasn't really feeling her face when I got up close and personal. She did have an amazing body with thick thighs, a horses behind and fake D's. Her pussy was also very clean and looked pretty fresh.

Services. 7 Although she gave the worst blow job I ever had in Medellin because of her teeth, she really knew how to ride your cock, especially in reverse cowgirl. She would make her butt cheeks clap and had pretty good pussy control, especially when you're about to blow your load. Massage was weak, she loves to cuddle afterwards and didn't allow kissing.

Attitude. 6 She tried to make it an great experience but I just wasn't feeling it. YMMV and you may have a good experience because when I went in, I was all sexed out.

[Member #4244]

Shit I leave for less than a week and look at this shit show.

No more reports from me for a bit, I left MDE and the next stop for this kind of action is Lima in February. If I get bored there, I will probably return to the eternal spring.

[Ricker]

Monger (original) definition: Derivative / shortening of 'working girl monger'. Anyone who actively partakes in P4P. Updated recently to include fellas like me because there is no such thing as free pussy We all pay and I generally pay more and do so willingly with aplomb, effervescence and glistening giving.

When it comes to working girls I do pay just like everybody else. But I engage in this activity very sparingly for it sure dulls the senses, the fighting spirit and takes a man sooooo far away from his natural urge to fight for his daily sustenance in the spirit of a game. Scoring pussy has always been a game and will always be so, the laziness of current hunters notwithstanding.

I'm 6-6, don't do gyms, but my body has almost no fat on it, but I get pains in my knees sometimes in the middle of a date and wince in sheer agony that lasts perhaps 1 whole minute. The girls find this quite endearing and love me for my weakness (es) because they (the weaknesses) pale in comparison to the fact that I brought down an antelope (her) with sheer verve, skill and finesse. They recognise this and nothing else matters to 'them. They are mine for life to call upon when I wish.

Still, I can't help feeling in the middle of the night that this night might be my last for I tell you there is no pleasure greater than going on a date with a beautiful woman and gently leaning her toward the transition point where she "falls for you"

No amount of money earned gives such a satisfaction. The sex that follows is icing but it pales in comparison to witnessing that delicate transition point. Its a closer's paradise that resides in the domain of psycholgical skill.

Like riding a cycle, this skill works in any country on any woman, and will therefore work in Medellin too. Women are women regardless the nationality and they are all built the same way, namely that sex outflowed must equate to money (cash convertibles) inflowed. Trouble abounds when this equation is messed with, tampered with, or upset due to cheating, subterfuge etc. I always give way more value in terms of gifts etc, that the equivalent value in terms of money to non-pros.

With working girls I first establish the price and make it firm and agreed upon. This way I don't participate in gringo hyperinflation. But then, I tip soooo much upon this base price that the woman just loves dear Joe sooo much. You see, the way I sell.

Regardless the product, both the fucker and fuckee win. That's just the way it is for me. I love my conquests dearly and respect them all. But make no mistake about the kill\jugular bite, it has tons of science and precision behind it and is done with painstaking preparation.

God, do I love it so!

Joe.

In honor of the beautiful women who have been so nice to bestow upon me such pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=yDxE9SaqUtI

If we all agree that you're the most triumphant male pussy warrior that this planet has ever seen, will you STFU?

Really, enough guy.

We've seen your video (thanks to Cali Hentai)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts
You hang and bang.

We get it.