Medellin Reports

[Huacho]

Yeah so not too many people are going to give advice to someone who says they will show up and overpay. And it's really hard for a group of five presumably first timers to get through any amount of time in Colombia without somebody doing something stupid and causing a problem, especially with a stated intent to throw money around.

[RacShack]

To go to Costa Rica.

Or the DR might be an option also, sounds like the way they do it in Sousa, you guys will not like it here!

[ContinentalF]

I would think it would be safer for you guys to rent a house in Jaco Costa Rica and party it up there. You and your friends sound like you are really flashy and would draw way too much attention to yourselves.

I would agree with this. Medellin is not the place to have a bachelor party unless you're willing to play by a different set of rules, already have trusted contacts, speak fluent Spanish or have a lot of experience in the city. Risk / reward is not balanced in your favor.

[Gianni Versace]

To go to Costa Rica.

I would think it would be safer for you guys to rent a house in Jaco Costa Rica and party it up there. You and your friends sound like you are really flashy and would draw way too much attention to yourselves.

[ILikeButts]

Just curious. Do any of you guys have the girls take a rapid covid test when you meet them as a pre caution?

If I was going to test them for anything it damn sure wouldn't be covid, LOL!

[Huacho]

Group of five of us are heading to Medellin in July for a bachelor's party. We want everything high-end and willing to pay a premium for convenience, quality and the overall experience.

What would the good folks recommend?.

To go to Costa Rica.

[JustTK]

You may not be aware of this, but you just insulted a lot of the board members here you "young whipper snapper"! LOL.

I think what he meant was "But I am not fucking 60 year old abuelas. " .

[JjBee62]

Group of five of us are heading to Medellin in July for a bachelor's party. We want everything high-end and willing to pay a premium for convenience, quality and the overall experience.

What would the good folks recommend?

Hotel?

Venues?

Clubs?

Tips / advice?

Lots of questions for you.

The biggest one is, are you wanting an actual bachelor party, or is the plan to go to Medellin, go out and hit some clubs, drink, party, find girls and hope everyone gets laid?

If you want an actual bachelor party, big house, pool, food drinks, girls, let me know. I have someone who can handle setting up that type of event.

If it's just going to be bar hopping and then back to the hotel, there are other questions.

How many nights will you be in Medellin?

How much are the 5 willing to pay for high-end lodging?

Are you planning to continue partying in your hotel?

Are you wanting to already have girls setup each night, or are you hoping to pick them up each night?

All things are possible. It's just a matter of figuring out the best plan. If the plan is to find a nice place and just wing it, look into the Charlee Hotel. It's convenient and the nightclubs of Parque Lleras and Provenza are right there.

If you want something more organized, let me know and I'll put you in touch with the right people.

[Huacho]

Some advice for you, consider that you are a target wherever your going, and that no area is any safer than the other.

Yeah and this guy in particular is a prime target. Anybody who has to ask if it is safe to go to El Centro should not go there. Insufficient experience. And this guy needs to RTFF but I doubt he'll actually show up in MDE.

[Nounce]

What strip clubs do your recommend in the area? Also how long do you get for 80 k at a strip club?

No mas leche hahahaha.

It's not my recommendation, just telling you what else is there. Look across the street and you will see this club. This is probably 80 K. Another one to the right is cheaper. You can look up the from the WT69's list? What you get depending on your negotiation. At least in the club, you can safely do so with translator and privacy. 80 K vs 45 K is not that much different costwise for a one time experience.

[Nounce]

Strip clubs are 80 K and up, including the on site room. The girls on the street are 30 K + up to 15 K for the short time room.

There are two clubs I know. One is cheaper, and you did not factor into time. It's just an alternative so he does not leave empty handed.

[Gabacho]

I'm looking for Street hoes galore that put out.

Are there any street hoes that don't put out? 🤦*♂️

The pre-op trannies. They put in.

Jajajaja you must know that from experience huh JjBee62? Jajajajajaja.

[Huacho]

Some advice for you, consider that you are a target wherever your going, and that no area is any safer than the other.

Yeah and this guy in particular is a prime target. Anybody who has to ask if it is safe to go to El Centro should not go there. Insufficient experience. And this guy needs to RTFF but I doubt he'll actually show up in MDE.

[Gabacho]

So this morning I went and hit the ATM and pulled out $600 k COP to have spending cash for the day. Back at my airbnb (I've upgraded from the crappy Centro Hotel) I counted my money and verified the metallic strips on the back of all my bills as I always do. I then had one of my chicas grab a taxi and come over, when she got here I hopped in the taxi and told the taxista to take us to D1 (we needed groceries for the homemade Venezuelan arepas she cooked for our breakfast). When we arrived at D1 I asked the taxista "cuanto le debo?" and the taxi fare was $16 k COP. I paid with a $20 k COP note and the taxista immediately takes it and swaps it with one of his fake $20 k COP notes, rubs it between his index finger and thumb and then hands it back to me saying "no tiene otro billete, este billete parece falso. " Keep in mind I am no newbie and actually had this trick played on me once before in bogota like 2 years ago. So I replied "este billete no es mio, usted me lo cambio el billete" Then he was like "no es cierto ese billete es suyo" and I was like "donde estan la policia, vamos a ver, vamos por la polica" and then he was like "si usted no quiere pagarme esta bien, bien pueda. " then we got out of the taxi and I was looking for a cop but unfortunately there wasn't one around and the taxists drove off. He still got me for my $4 k COP vuelta which is only a dollar, but the way the full scheme works is an unsuspecting person (especially someone with less experience in Colombia) will think it was actually their own note that was fake and then hand the taxi a second bill in exchange for the fake one and the taxista gets over on you twice. So always check your money when you get it from the ATM but the odds of getting a fake note from an ATM are pretty much nil, and if a taxista pulls this shit on you don't fall for it and give him a 2nd bill.

[Gianni Versace]

Strip clubs are 80 K and up, including the on site room. The girls on the street are 30 K + up to 15 K for the short time room.

What strip clubs do your recommend in the area? Also how long do you get for 80 k at a strip club?

No mas leche hahahaha.