Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Nice to see another lockdown survivor still thriving. Now, would you please facilitate a Blakman proof of life. A post from him of one of his dates holding up today's newspaper will do.

Checking in!

Apologies, as I got a bit bored posting, transferring / editing photos, and reading some of the redundant or political posts.

Still with Pinky, still having wild nights seeing how many Paisas can fit in a jacuzzi. We had a friend of Pinky's staying with us for awhile which was awesome. Spent 5 weeks in Rio. Decent time and Pinky hit it off with a smoking hot Ukrainian chick.

Rented a finca in Copa for a couple nights and took 12 girls over the course of the stay. I think 9-10 was the most at one time. Pool & hot tub, amazing views, 6 bedrooms, for $600+ USD per night. I'd definitely recommend it for a weekend warrior that has contacts and wants to try something different. Pushing the 19-seater Sprinter up the fucking hill wasn't the highlight, but made the rest of the trip more enjoyable. PM me for contact information for the finca's caretaker, to circumvent AirBnB and the management company.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Checking in!

Apologies, as I got a bit bored posting, transferring / editing photos, and reading some of the redundant or political posts.

Still with Pinky, still having wild nights seeing how many Paisas can fit in a jacuzzi. We had a friend of Pinky's staying with us for awhile which was awesome. Spent 5 weeks in Rio. Decent time and Pinky hit it off with a smoking hot Ukrainian chick.

Rented a finca in Copa for a couple nights and took 12 girls over the course of the stay. I think 9-10 was the most at one time. Pool & hot tub, amazing views, 6 bedrooms, for $600+ USD per night. I'd definitely recommend it for a weekend warrior that has contacts and wants to try something different. Pushing the 19-seater Sprinter up the fucking hill wasn't the highlight, but made the rest of the trip more enjoyable. PM me for contact information for the finca's caretaker, to circumvent AirBnB and the management company.

You might catch me in La Isla once every few months. I'll be the guy that either looks like he's on cloud nine or super uncomfortable, with 2-3 girls that can't fucking help but try to steal the attention from the dancers.
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600 per night, would love to see the place, can you post some pic.

[Plan77]

I think they were telling you it may be available just to be telling you that I have never been able to check in to San Peter before 3 pm.

This is all they had to let me know. That often it is not possible to get room earlier. Problem solved. I would have happily paid extra night. My day was lot more valuable than the one night charge. Thanks for letting me know if it is often impossible to check in early, I won't take a chance next time.

You don't speak the native language, didn't plan your finances, and you were in a developing country where Internet and Wifi is known to be spotty.

I guess if you were getting mad at yourself, then it would make more sense but still a nonproductive strategy.

Attitudes like yours don't help the image these people already have about Gringos.

I always stay in hotels. And have never been to one in any country where the receptionist does not speak a word of English or have WIFI. Not even in Russia, Cambodia, Egypt or panama I have experienced anything like this. San Peter is a serviced apartment but I can't understand why they can have WIFI for arriving customers? Moreover I had read a lot about safety concerns in Medellin so wasn't sure if I could even walk out during daylight. All bullshit of course.

I certainly wasn't in best form but neither was san peters.

So you wanted to check in several hours early, had not gotten any pesos at the airport, and can't speak any Spanish. I'd be pretty pissed off too. At myself.

I did have 100 K pesos before arriving in Colombia and knew exactly where to go once I arrive at san peters to exchange more. The problem was that I could not walk to unicentro mall without a working phone. And I could not order uber because of no wifi.

[RamDavidson84]

As others have said, the clubs in centro are perfect that time. Grills nueva has benn my go-to spot for the past few months. Victoria also has its moments. Both very cheap 6 mil a beer, 60-70 mil a chica. Barra ehecutiva is also good but dbl the price for beers and 50% extra for chicas. Better to go ealier for more choice and calmer atmosphere. Things get nore crazy the later it gets.

I also enjoy the street below for very early evening. I forget its name, but I call it walking street bcos its the clsoest thing MDE has to a short time street in thailand.

Thanks for reply. I have never been to centro, but have to Medellin at least 4 times I think. So from 8-11 pm, how dangerous is Centro? I have read to never roll solo after dark there. Is it worth the risk? I obviously can wait a few hours for pussy, but if its not to risky I'll definitely check it out. How long does it take to get from Poblado to Centro around 8 pm?

[Nclpimp]

Geishas. Near el estadio.

What are the best p4 p casas near San Peter Apartment in Laureles besides Zandalay and New Life? Or are there any other must see p4 p casa's near by that are also must see.

[Osteoknot]

Checking in!

Alright, over and out! Cheers, boys. Keep on, keepin on. All that jazz.

Glad to hear you are still true to form.

[Fur Jacket]

I am traveling in September and I can't wait to go. Looking forward to all the beautiful women. My only fear is communicating with the local people because I don't speak Spanish.

[Combo]

As another poster well noted, safety in Chicago can vary drastically depending on what neighborhood you are in. As to Medellin, it's different for locals and tourists as the latter have targets on their backs. Thus comparisons to the US are invalid before one ever begins as the contexts are different.

Yup. It's ridiculous to say if the crime rate for US city X is the same as the rate for Colombian city Y, they are equally safe or dangerous. If you live in Chicago, Detroit, LA, etc, you likely know the city well, you speak the language, you have friends/resources if you have problems. In a foreign country, one of all of those things may not be true. And in addition, as a tourist, you frequently have a bullseye painted on your back.

[SlapShot10]

Checking in!

Apologies, as I got a bit bored posting, transferring / editing photos, and reading some of the redundant or political posts.

Still with Pinky, still having wild nights seeing how many Paisas can fit in a jacuzzi. We had a friend of Pinky's staying with us for awhile which was awesome. Spent 5 weeks in Rio. Decent time and Pinky hit it off with a smoking hot Ukrainian chick.

Rented a finca in Copa for a couple nights and took 12 girls over the course of the stay. I think 9-10 was the most at one time. Pool & hot tub, amazing views, 6 bedrooms, for $600+ USD per night. I'd definitely recommend it for a weekend warrior that has contacts and wants to try something different. Pushing the 19-seater Sprinter up the fucking hill wasn't the highlight, but made the rest of the trip more enjoyable. PM me for contact information for the finca's caretaker, to circumvent AirBnB and the management company.

You might catch me in La Isla once every few months. I'll be the guy that either looks like he's on cloud nine or super uncomfortable, with 2-3 girls that can't fucking help but try to steal the attention from the dancers.

Oh, I just thought of something funny. There was a former sports bar waitress that made her way into the jacuzzi threesome rotation (and eventually the finca weekend roster). At one point, she was either in a bad spot or was feeling pretty fucking confident, because she told Pinky that I need to start paying her 350 k for our party nights. So, for months she was on the back-burner. Well, she comes back on the radar. She is now Pinky's personal trainer 4 x / wk. Coincidentally, she offered to do this for 350 k. I told Pink that's great for her (and actually it's about 40% of what I've heard at my gym), but what the fuck am I getting out of this?! So, I tell her that if the chick comes over to cook for us once a month, and we have a jacuzzi party, it's a deal. This shit never gets old and always blows my mind. She put her foot down for 350 k at one point, and now for that amount I'm getting 16 gym sessions and a home-cooked meal, in addition to what was in play.

Alright, over and out! Cheers, boys. Keep on, keepin on. All that jazz.

[Secksee1]

Hey all,

I have been to Medellin before (all over Colombia actually) but I did not partake because I was with company. I am going back in a month but I am having hell setting up chicas through FB. I promise RTFF. I set up my second FB account, friended some chicas I found from other mongers friend lists, but FB won't let me message them. I plan on visiting the casas, strip clubs, the regular clubs / bars, check out the park in Pobaldo and Laureles, and even partake in some prepagos. I am open to experiences, however, I would also like to meet a "non" pro or two.

Thank you all for the forum and info already shared. Thank you for whatever other help you may provide.

[Gianni Versace]

1. Are you looking for a real massage parlor or a P4P casa? I don't think there are any good P4P casas in Poblado. Reports on here indicate there are some good massage parlors near Poblado. If you are looking for P4P casas, go downtown.

2. What kind of establishment are you looking for? If a restaurant, there are quite a few in Poblado that understand a little English.

3. Use all of those. All have apps you can load, then compare prices.

What are the best p4 p casas near San Peter Apartment in Laureles besides Zandalay and New Life? Or are there any other must see p4 p casa's near by that are also must see.

[Osteoknot]

Glad you enjoy the casas, however, way to sterile and programmed for me.

It's the hunt and the convo and the possibilities I enjoy from the street.

The diamonds that can be found.

Totally disagree with much better quality / circumstances of casa vs the street.

If you know that you're doing, especially if you speak the lingo and are good at sizing up, etc, the street can be a gold mine.

Obviously to each their own.

Enjoy!

Diamonds in the Rough, everywhere at Ground Zero, all varieties, colors, shapes and sizes, but as we all know Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.

My guess is a lot of guys who shun Ground Zero bring a "disaster scene" mentality, in other words, they only notice the blood and guts, and don't accurately perceive what is in front of them.

The one time I went to Poblado and Park whatever-it's-called, I saw the same quality women with two exceptions. At the Park, they chicas were better dressed and used more makeup. More plastic inserted in the boobs, butt and lips. Otherwise, same.

Casas also pretty much the same for me except their performance tends to be more mechanical than at Ground Zero, but my sample size in the casas is small.

[Fun Luvr]

1. Are there any good Massage Parlors in the Poblado area. Or would you recommend massage parlors in another area where I can user to?

2. Is there is any establishment which is not too daunting for someone with virtually no Spanish?

3. Should I be using Uber, Cabify or Didi?

1. Are you looking for a real massage parlor or a P4P casa? I don't think there are any good P4P casas in Poblado. Reports on here indicate there are some good massage parlors near Poblado. If you are looking for P4P casas, go downtown.

2. What kind of establishment are you looking for? If a restaurant, there are quite a few in Poblado that understand a little English.

3. Use all of those. All have apps you can load, then compare prices.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I think you are right that the overall risk, even adjusted for population, is higher in Chicago or Mexico. In the end I think it has more to do with whether or not personal circumstances put you closer to the source of the risk. For example, you are at much less risk if you spend more of your time shopping and dining on Michigan Avenue or inside the gates of resort communities in Cabo San Lucas than you are if you are a South Side nightcrawler or you kick it with Sinaloa cartel. Bringing it back to Medellin, guys who allow gaggles of providers they barely know within reach of their valuables, or who wander the streets in an impaired state, are at generally more risk than guys who post up in gringo punter clubhouses and exclusively source their entertainment & supplies from mileroticos and rappi.

But I'm guessing you haven't been to Chicago recently, I live dtown and eat and shop on Mich ave a couple times a week.

And its one of the most dangerous areas of the city right now, criminals like to go where the money is, and the "blk lesbian mayor."

Is shifting many of the cops to the hood to lower the homicide rate there, consequently.

Mich ave is a criminal haven these days!

[Nclpimp]

Eliana giraldo is a clinic right off 70 and 43rd. 100 k and results in a couple hours. Open Saturday.

Actually speakin of Covid Tests where are you all getting a covid test 24 hours before flight back to the USA? Does anyone know of a place in Laureles?