Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

I have been here 2 months and I have seen every don't dos that's being done. I myself 90% wear exactly what I want to wear. I have intentionally dressed down at times in centro. But its best you advise people not to flaunt expensive valuables. No one cares about shorts, white sneakers, or shades if it doesn't have big value. If you are recognized as a gringo. You mainly just have to deal with petty things. Venezuelans and few colombians begging you for pennys. You might be charged 30 cent to a 1 dollar more. Taxi might not testart the meter. But hardly anything major. Seriously let this be the last outfit post on this site LOL. Now I got that out the way. Who knows the name of casa near new life. Name and location..

Aiffe.

If you step out the door at New Life, Aiffe is exactly 1 block straight ahead of you, if you could walk through the building.

Step out of the blue door at New Life, turn right. Go to the corner. Turn left, cross the street. Walk to the next corner. Turn left. Look for the red door on your left.

[Elvis 2008]

She told him it was because of his smile, "Russians never smile". LOL.

LOL. True that. I was in the USSR with a bunch of Americans. We boarded the subway and talked normally and it sounded like we were yelling. Besides not smiling, the Russians also speak very very quietly when in public.

[ThisIsFun]

I am planning to visit Medellin in second week of January. Anyone interested from NJ or NY area.

From NJ. My flight leaves 1/2. Will be there for a month or so.

[Bookie77]

Yes, it's more expensive in general, but I spent less for the accommodation to be honest. Restaurants are more expensive on average. Obviously there is more choice in Sao Paulo, due to de fact it's the 4th largest city in the world. Transport is mostly the same, but distances are greater, so you end up to spend more. Love hotels are definitely more expensive: 45 reais against 6000-15000 COP. Quality is superior here. In fact, I think, specifically, here it's better for the gringos who wants to enjoy sex at home, in their own apartment. Also here OTR is a possibility. Renting a car is really cheap. If you rent in advance you can find a car for less than $15 a day. And with that, you can go around and do OTR. I didn't, but it's a possibility, if you are brave enough, because it's surely more dangerous than go to "El Centro". I was really tempted because I love OTR, but in the end I didn't. If you do, be sure your insurance cover damages you may do to the car or with the car.

Find a beautiful policewoman in SP and ask her to go for OTR. Eventually apart from the perfect bodyguard because she will carry her gun you 'll get an otr laid for free.

[Nounce]

However sex was never vanilla.

A girl quoted me a price of 200 usd and instead of negotiating the number, I immediately went down the list of services I want provided.

If she tried to say it would cost extra I never went for it. For the simple fact that I knew she was overcharging me anyway.

But this has never happened and the sex I got from every Gustos or La Isla girl was always great.

That is my point. Mongers don't hold all the cards. My example was telling the girl to lower the price but the opposite is also true. In some instances like in Slaps's negation, the girl reduced her service with a reduced price. They will find a way to get their money. That is the way it is in high traffic area

I think even if new mongers know what the price is, they are going to still overpay because they will find a way to justify it initially.

[Surfer500]

I have been here 2 months and I have seen every don't dos that's being done. I myself 90% wear exactly what I want to wear. I have intentionally dressed down at times in centro. But its best you advise people not to flaunt expensive valuables. No one cares about shorts, white sneakers, or shades if it doesn't have big value. If you are recognized as a gringo. You mainly just have to deal with petty things. Venezuelans and few colombians begging you for pennys. You might be charged 30 cent to a 1 dollar more. Taxi might not testart the meter. But hardly anything major. Seriously let this be the last outfit post on this site LOL. Now I got that out the way. Who knows the name of casa near new life. Name and location..

I always try to give you sound, and sage advice as to how to dress, so you can better blend in El Centro, and I am aware that probably over 90% of the BM's here will never be able to pass as a local. However, you have acknowledged dressing down in El Centro, and my pointers about the plastic water bottles and sunglasses are based on several years of observation. And of course not having anything of value on you goes without saying as you have mentioned.

So I have one last pointer for you as to how to dress in El Centro, in lieu of having a monogramed hanky in your upper right hand pocket, you would be better pressed to carry a little black plastic bag in your left hand while walking around.

[The Tall Man]

The girl in the black bikini. 2nd to last photo in your report. That's exactly what I would want! Which one was she? Care to PM her info? WOW! Next time I am in MDE-I just want 10 of those of week. LOL. Strong work!

These are just about a dime a dozen here in Medoland. I have gringo friends who will smash out 2 or 3 like this everyday of every week of every month for the last year. I don't smash like that but get more than I need to satisfy my thirst for young and slender passionate pussy. My most recent paisa could be the twin sister of Megan Fox. Shit you not and I need to wave her on as I have hundreds of new chicas needing some good loving and attention and some economic help. What a difference living here as never in my life have I had to turn off my cell phone because I need a break from these chicas calling me wanting to come over and play.

So come and get it not 10 a week but 10 in a few days.

The Tall Man.

[AggieDad1]

If? There is no if about it. I do not know why guys here continuously try to fool themselves into believing they are inconspicuous because of the clothes they wear.

A couple of weeks ago me, my dad, and one of my girls in Barranquilla took a road trip to Playa Blanca in Cartagena. I parked the car and LITERALLY before we could even step out good everybody was yelling Americano and talking about Miami. Seriously, I had not even closed the car door. We are the same color as they are, but at one glance they knew we not only were not Colombians, but were Americans. They didn't say Europeans, Africans, Brazilians, none of that shit. They said Americans.

My uncle worked in the USSR in Siberia in 1990. He was a oil refinery maintenance expert. Short and stocky with blonde hair and blue eyes. Everywhere he went the Russians would always come up to him and shake his hand and give him a hug while shouting "Amerkanski". He asked his interpreter how they knew he was an American? He looked like them and dressed like them. She told him it was because of his smile, "Russians never smile". LOL.

[LoveItHere69]

If? There is no if about it. I do not know why guys here continuously try to fool themselves into believing they are inconspicuous because of the clothes they wear.

A couple of weeks ago me, my dad, and one of my girls in Barranquilla took a road trip to Playa Blanca in Cartagena. I parked the car and LITERALLY before we could even step out good everybody was yelling Americano and talking about Miami. Seriously, I had not even closed the car door. We are the same color as they are, but at one glance they knew we not only were not Colombians, but were Americans. They didn't say Europeans, Africans, Brazilians, none of that shit. They said Americans.

I am white but not pale. No Spanish. No branded clothing on me. Wear shorts and shoes 90% of the time. 7-9 times (family-type) locals have approached me asking me for what I assume were directions by the way they were looking and walking around and then immediately asking another person nearby the same question. They were not asking for money or anything of that sort. Each time I was super surprised that they asked me like I knew anything.

[HelloIm]

If? There is no if about it. I do not know why guys here continuously try to fool themselves into believing they are inconspicuous because of the clothes they wear.

A couple of weeks ago me, my dad, and one of my girls in Barranquilla took a road trip to Playa Blanca in Cartagena. I parked the car and LITERALLY before we could even step out good everybody was yelling Americano and talking about Miami. Seriously, I had not even closed the car door. We are the same color as they are, but at one glance they knew we not only were not Colombians, but were Americans. They didn't say Europeans, Africans, Brazilians, none of that shit. They said Americans.

Did you pull up in an Aston Martin?

[Incrociatore]

Sao Paulo is more expensive than Medellin in general except from sex isn't it?

Yes, it's more expensive in general, but I spent less for the accommodation to be honest. Restaurants are more expensive on average. Obviously there is more choice in Sao Paulo, due to de fact it's the 4th largest city in the world. Transport is mostly the same, but distances are greater, so you end up to spend more. Love hotels are definitely more expensive: 45 reais against 6000-15000 COP. Quality is superior here. In fact, I think, specifically, here it's better for the gringos who wants to enjoy sex at home, in their own apartment. Also here OTR is a possibility. Renting a car is really cheap. If you rent in advance you can find a car for less than $15 a day. And with that, you can go around and do OTR. I didn't, but it's a possibility, if you are brave enough, because it's surely more dangerous than go to "El Centro". I was really tempted because I love OTR, but in the end I didn't. If you do, be sure your insurance cover damages you may do to the car or with the car.

[Knowledge]

Surfer wasn't wrong that I look like a scarecrow. As much as I like to blend in I won't be carrying a little glue bag around. Casas, RTFF Lazyman. Me and plenty of other guys have reported on them six ways from Sunday. I even wrote a personal recommendation for a girl you would like at one of them.

I have been here 2 months and I have seen every don't dos that's being done. I myself 90% wear exactly what I want to wear. I have intentionally dressed down at times in centro. But its best you advise people not to flaunt expensive valuables. No one cares about shorts, white sneakers, or shades if it doesn't have big value. If you are recognized as a gringo. You mainly just have to deal with petty things. Venezuelans and few colombians begging you for pennys. You might be charged 30 cent to a 1 dollar more. Taxi might not testart the meter. But hardly anything major. Seriously let this be the last outfit post on this site LOL. Now I got that out the way. Who knows the name of casa near new life. Name and location..

[Just Incognito]

Day 4.

Moved to the one of luxury buildings in Poblado. I won't reveal the name in the open forum, as it could become NOT guest friendly very easy. Booked only 3 nights as I was told by the owner that I can have only 1 guest till 10 PM and have to pay $30 USD for overnight guests. It took me a pack of fancy gum, can of beer and 3 minutes of sweet talk with portero on next day to realize that it was a lie: up to 4 guests at the time and 24/7. Guys, it was mentioned many times here: do yourself a favor, be nice with porteros and clarify all building policies with them. It was Thanksgiving night, so I went to Patricks, wasn't impressed with their Thanksgiving dinner for 80 K, had a beer, met young guy from NY and had a beer with him at Llieras park club, took couple WA numbers and took cab home. Was too exhausted.

End of day 7 and Part 3.

The girl in the black bikini. 2nd to last photo in your report. That's exactly what I would want! Which one was she? Care to PM her info? WOW! Next time I am in MDE-I just want 10 of those of week. LOL. Strong work!

[Knowledge]

If you were driving a rental car and they did not recognize you they know you are a tourist. Short pants versus long pants is trumped by the late model car with rental registration plates.

If? There is no if about it. I do not know why guys here continuously try to fool themselves into believing they are inconspicuous because of the clothes they wear.

A couple of weeks ago me, my dad, and one of my girls in Barranquilla took a road trip to Playa Blanca in Cartagena. I parked the car and LITERALLY before we could even step out good everybody was yelling Americano and talking about Miami. Seriously, I had not even closed the car door. We are the same color as they are, but at one glance they knew we not only were not Colombians, but were Americans. They didn't say Europeans, Africans, Brazilians, none of that shit. They said Americans.

[Mr Enternational]

I have been here 2 months and I have seen every don't dos that's being done. I myself 90% wear exactly what I want to wear. I have intentionally dressed down at times in centro. But its best you advise people not to flaunt expensive valuables. No one cares about shorts, white sneakers, or shades if it doesn't have big value. If you are recognized as a gringo.

If? There is no if about it. I do not know why guys here continuously try to fool themselves into believing they are inconspicuous because of the clothes they wear.

A couple of weeks ago me, my dad, and one of my girls in Barranquilla took a road trip to Playa Blanca in Cartagena. I parked the car and LITERALLY before we could even step out good everybody was yelling Americano and talking about Miami. Seriously, I had not even closed the car door. We are the same color as they are, but at one glance they knew we not only were not Colombians, but were Americans. They didn't say Europeans, Africans, Brazilians, none of that shit. They said Americans.