Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

What's your secret? Looks like you have your own free min-harem.

Have not experienced and they always mention it when I am getting ready to return. I can talk the shit. Money. Just kidding about the big dick. I am exactly on the median. Not kidding about eating pussy. My grandmother always said I was good looking and funny. But she had cataracts and Alzheimers. Ba-dum bum. Money is the world's greatest aphrodisiac.

[Osteoknot]

I have never been to Colombia, but planning to retire in Colombia myself. I am 59 and ready to retire soon and start collecting my SS. I have few investments in USA that will give me a steady monthly income and can live a very comfortable life in Colombia. With the retirement money, in USA, I will struggle. Thanks bro for the encouragement.

Analysis of my own situation. I will not try to replicate an American lifestyle, but that doesn't mean I will lack comforts. No car and use public transport (world class) instead, taxis, and maybe a motor scooter. When all is said and done, my cost of living in Medellin comes to 40% of what it is in USA. Health care savings are huge and health care costs are the number one cause of personal bankruptcy in the United States.

Congrats, by moving to Medellin, you instantly more than doubled you retirement dollars and I argue with no loss of quality. Of course, personal values and priorities vary. I would move here without the legalized mongering for the same reason most people relocate in retirement. The climate. How can you find fault with the weather in, "The City of Eternal Spring?

The regular girls will treat you like a King. I got sick as a dog one time in Medellin from some S. American virus my gut had never seen before, and I had a constant stream of girls to my hotel bringing me soup, medicine, sponge baths, blow jobs, and clean towels the hotel would not supply, without my ever asking. The even wiped my ass for me, jjajjjaaja TMI!

Note, you will need a professionally translated letter into Spanish describing your social security benefit, if you are going for what they used to call, a "Pensioner" visa. They still call it that but the name was officially changed to a meaningless alpha numeric string I believe, unconfirmed.

You're welcome, glad the message got thru.

[MiamiBoy1]

I am permanently relocating to Medellin. I have a regular line up of steady, gorgeous, high quality women and they are all ranked and they know their ranking. The only rule is a girl has to defer to a girl with a higher ranking. Of course, I get with girls outside the line up and they are not bound to me in any way, but my top five girls are fiercely loyal to me. I stay in their houses when I want to. My Numero Uno chica, Catgirl is the only true "novia". She is the queen. See photo. The rest are chicas. In my Top Ten, there are three professional sex workers, at positions 4, 5, and 7. The rest are all regular girls, except there is nothing regular about their looks and talents.

What's your secret? Looks like you have your own free min-harem.

[FatmanSlayer]

Hi,

Got a question about Centro. I've only been in Premier Plaza and those check the girls ids.

However, there are many girls who don't have ID. What are the safest short time rooms that don't check ID? Preferably close to the main plaza like where Premier Plaza is and not any side street.

[Surfer500]

After seeing a few girls strip. I decided this place is not that bad and I will stick around awhile. I see a natural body girl nice ass tits looks. Unsure if boobs natural. She gets on stage and natural every where. Definitely a girl I am thinking about. Good thing about strip clubs you can see first then decide. She gets a customer. Off they go. I see both headed bathroom direction. I am thinking its weird but darkness comes to light. She stays a good while. Other chicas stir my interest. Ejectuva is not bad. I drank a beer. Got me peeing like crazy. I am worrying if my dick can go this second Road. Earlier today nice session at energy. She comes by I try 80 k per hour. She's not going for it. The more I pee seems like more reactive my dick gets. I let like hour or more go by and say fuck it go for the girl. Leave with some pussy you bozo. I text through translater 100 k HR romantico, suave, great blowjob. She Nicely said ok no problem. Give me money. She takes it goes to bar says meet me in the bathroom. Shit sounds so weird bathroom bathroom. She arrives at the bathroom and go through secret contraption to the rooms. They are ok. Not the best but enough room to do work and have fun. She gets on the bed cuatro while I am stripping and starts twerking to the music. She says I am from baranquilla. Do you know where that is. I say no but I quickly get behind her, rubbing and spanking her natural ass. She gets the condom puts it on and starts sucking. The way she was sucking indicated to me she was all in. She came to handle me right. Like sex is her thing, almost like maybe she's a nymphomaniac. She just totally took charge. Went from great head to riding me. And I am not talking typical positions. I am talking creative shit. New shit. Doing stuff like she's aiming for the title, all time best. At one point cowgirl she smacked her own ass like directing me to smacked that shit, be a man. I was like this is absolutely my type of girl. Seem like anything goes. So I was smacking that ass. We go doggy. And ass is nicely position so I can hit it. This was really a joy beating it down and smacking her nice complexion ass. She was so in charge yet submissive and compliant. We went to missionary and as I was stroking it deep, notice she was playing with her clit and shortly after I felt a warm squirt of water trickling down my dick, she then tighten up her body that's when I went to work and cocked her legs wide and started blasting deep into that pussy..

Nice post, sounds like you got pissed on, and than let out your infamous "Tony The Tiger Roar" while blowing your load, albeit you were thinking she was going to suck you dry and maybe swallow your cum.

If your in town much longer frequenting all of the venues you've visited, and continue to let out that world re-owned trademark "Roar" of yours, you may be given a nickname, something the girls in the line-ups would say upon seeing you, such as, the screamer's back, or something like that they would be chuckling about.

Again as usual, a nice detailed, and blow, by blow, report.

[Osteoknot]

They don't serve Colombia.

And from there I book on Spirit or Avianca to Medellin. The cheapest flight I could get to Miami before Silver was aboard American, usually for $200 or more one way. Now $45-$79.

[Incrociatore]

I have never been to Colombia, but planning to retire in Colombia myself. I am 59 and ready to retire soon and start collecting my SS. I have few investments in USA that will give me a steady monthly income and can live a very comfortable life in Colombia. With the retirement money, in USA, I will struggle. Thanks bro for the encouragement.

That sounds like a great plan. I'm not ready, and I'm not sure it will be Colombia, but at some point I will retire, possibly in South America or maybe Africa.

[HappyShiva]

I am permanently relocating to Medellin. I have a regular line up of steady, gorgeous, high quality women and they are all ranked and they know their ranking. The only rule is a girl has to defer to a girl with a higher ranking. Of course, I get with girls outside the line up and they are not bound to me in any way, but my top five girls are fiercely loyal to me. I stay in their houses when I want to. My Numero Uno chica, Catgirl is the only true "novia". She is the queen. See photo. The rest are chicas. In my Top Ten, there are three professional sex workers, at positions 4, 5, and 7. The rest are all regular girls, except there is nothing regular about their looks and talents.

I have never been to Colombia, but planning to retire in Colombia myself. I am 59 and ready to retire soon and start collecting my SS. I have few investments in USA that will give me a steady monthly income and can live a very comfortable life in Colombia. With the retirement money, in USA, I will struggle. Thanks bro for the encouragement.

[Knowledge]

I interpreted the original poster's message to mean the new airline is an alternative to reach Fort Lauderdale where there is direct service on Spirit and ground access to Miami.

They don't serve Colombia.

[Lugnut]

I did not search to see if youse guys mentioned this already, but there is a new airline in business this month, ultra cheap. Silver Airways. I live in one of the cities they serve. Just bought a one way ticket to Ft. Lauderdale for 49 bucks, regular price $79. Once I am at FLL or MIA, MDE is easy, as I am sure y'all know. They have limited service, only fly two days a week to most destinations, but check it out in case you get lucky like I did. It's a game changer for me.

They don't serve Colombia.

[Blakman]

After seeing a few girls strip. I decided this place is not that bad and I will stick around awhile. I see a natural body girl nice ass tits looks. Unsure if boobs natural. She gets on stage and natural every where. Definitely a girl I am thinking about. Good thing about strip clubs you can see first then decide. She gets a customer. Off they go. I see both headed bathroom direction. I am thinking its weird but darkness comes to light. She stays a good while. Other chicas stir my interest. Ejectuva is not bad. I drank a beer. Got me peeing like crazy. I am worrying if my dick can go this second Road. Earlier today nice session at energy. She comes by I try 80 k per hour. She's not going for it. The more I pee seems like more reactive my dick gets. I let like hour or more go by and say fuck it go for the girl. Leave with some pussy you bozo. I text through translater 100 k HR romantico, suave, great blowjob. She Nicely said ok no problem. Give me money. She takes it goes to bar says meet me in the bathroom. Shit sounds so weird bathroom bathroom. She arrives at the bathroom and go through secret contraption to the rooms. They are ok. Not the best but enough room to do work and have fun. She gets on the bed cuatro while I am stripping and starts twerking to the music. She says I am from baranquilla. Do you know where that is. I say no but I quickly get behind her, rubbing and spanking her natural ass. She gets the condom puts it on and starts sucking. The way she was sucking indicated to me she was all in. She came to handle me right. Like sex is her thing, almost like maybe she's a nymphomaniac. She just totally took charge. Went from great head to riding me. And I am not talking typical positions. I am talking creative shit. New shit. Doing stuff like she's aiming for the title, all time best. At one point cowgirl she smacked her own ass like directing me to smacked that shit, be a man. I was like this is absolutely my type of girl. Seem like anything goes. So I was smacking that ass. We go doggy. And ass is nicely position so I can hit it. This was really a joy beating it down and smacking her nice complexion ass. She was so in charge yet submissive and compliant. We went to missionary and as I was stroking it deep, notice she was playing with her clit and shortly after I felt a warm squirt of water trickling down my dick, she then tighten up her body that's when I went to work and cocked her legs wide and started blasting deep into that pussy. I wanted more squirt to come out. She moved her pussy to the edge of bed for more missionary. But I wanted her to move further back for my cum position. She kept saying something I couldn't understand but turns out she was saying bed is too wet. When I went to check the bed, it was soaking. I didn't realize I got so much squirt out of her. She grabbed all the sheets and took them off the bed. Now we fucking on raw mattress. Yes yes not the most hygienic covid thing but in the moment of passion you do shit. I was impressed how it did not deter her from more sex. We get to my cum position and in the midst of stroking she says poppy when you cum, leche in la boca. I almost lost it. You could not ask for a better script. No up charge just go ahead and come in my boca. Cheapy charlie heaven. I pulled the condom off immediately and had her stroke me, hoping she would suck it. I ask her to suck but she said no. She been to good. I let it go. She's strokes it to cum in her mouth. No can do. I move her hand and start wanking my shit. You will get a facial boca blast today. And nutted the famous roar which she enjoyed. It was so pwerful close my eyes. Didn't even see where the blast went. She said wow. Thank god for the loud music. I laid down for 5 minutes in awe of what took place. She showers and cleans up. I ask to take pictures and her number. She says sure just send me pics whatsapp. She text me when I got home. I would like to repeat. Colombia is fucking awesome. Hail to the putas

My Russian member recommended this place. Circling the wagon so today was the day. About 7 pm, taxi solo enroute to ejectuva. Arrive. Shift is changing. Shoot russian a text I don't like it. I could get dramatic when shit don't go right. Many of the girls just coming in and changing. Sit down and hit for 15 mil beer. This beer will last whole night. 3 guys sit down and staring my way. One looks hard core. I wonder is something about to jump off. I stop giving eye contact and look elsewhere. Above was a big screen tv showing porn. They were looking at that and not me LOL. See the paranoia surfer has created. I see some decent chicks, flat tummys like gusto girls, few just as pretty. Then I started thinking how these girls would look dressed up for gustos and gusto girls dressed for ejectuva. And that point I reminded myself about tummy tuck. Thats how these girls abs look flat. Statement was geard towards both ejectuva and gusto. Eyes tired continue chat in the morning.

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[Osteoknot]

To get non pros, seeking and Tinder has worked for me.

Shop, government building, hospital, etc. In other words, girls with jobs who are not sex workers. The better the job, the better the girl. And knowing they have a job means they won't lean on you as much. You get to cherry-pick the most beautiful women you see according to your taste. What you see is what you get. They are dying to meet you. The won't expect to be paid for sex, directly. These are the regular girls that are willing and available. If your coming to Medellin for a single short visit, it may not be as convenient as the other methods described here. Medellin women will almost never rebuff you. If they engage you, you have better than 50/50 chance of being in bed with them that night. So it works for the short term but I am in it for the long run.

I am permanently relocating to Medellin. I have a regular line up of steady, gorgeous, high quality women and they are all ranked and they know their ranking. The only rule is a girl has to defer to a girl with a higher ranking. Of course, I get with girls outside the line up and they are not bound to me in any way, but my top five girls are fiercely loyal to me. I stay in their houses when I want to. My Numero Uno chica, Catgirl is the only true "novia". She is the queen. See photo. The rest are chicas. In my Top Ten, there are three professional sex workers, at positions 4, 5, and 7. The rest are all regular girls, except there is nothing regular about their looks and talents.

[VsebudetNY]

Day 8.

Had 12 PM appointment with my favorita from last year MA. She just turned 18 when we met last year and I was the first gringo she had sex with. She is vennie and has only Venezolano cedula (no passport) issued when she was 11 with baby foto (but not expired yet), so I couldn't bring her to San Peters. Showed the picture of her cedula to portero and he said Esta bien. At 12:30 she notified me that she's late and finally arrived at 1:20 and stayed for 3 hours. Amazing session, I really got feeling that I was with my high school girlfriend, she left as she had to babysit her nephew.

At 9:30 PM contacted FB girl MC and agreed to 11:30 PM. She arrived at 11:35 PM. Beautiful girl, tall, nice ass, amazing head game, but at the end started clockwatching. Very good session.

Day 9.

The weather was nice, so I spend the morning in the pool, met young lawyer RC from NJ who arrived to monger for long weekend and had a nice convo with him. From the pool arranged appointment with FB girl DC. Agreed for 2 and half hours 2 leche session, but 2nd leche never happened despite she tried hard till 2 hrs25 min mark. Told her to bring bikini to go to the pool, she did, but I explained her that I'm not paying for the time she spends in a pool and the time will be added to 2 and half hrs and she decided to skip the pool. Pretty girl, amazing performance, GFE. Very good session.

After DC left I called RC and he came to my apartment with bottle of wine, we smoked a little bit, drink wine and I showed him some pictures. He fall in love with DR from Part2 and begged me to arrange a meeting with her. Fanny part that at the same moment DR was sending me pictures of candidates for the trio and I asked her if she can come tonight to meet RC, she agreed and I made all arrangements for him for 7:30-8 PM. He had an appointment at 6 PM with other girl which he immediately canceled. 40 minutes later after more weed and wine some idea come to my head. I texted DR and asked if she can bring one of the candidates MC2 with her, but not for the trio just for me solo. She was very happy with that and we agreed on all terms. They arrived at 8:10 and DR texted me from the lobby, I called RC to come down and went to the lobby. RC took DR and I took MC2, we split and went to our apartments. MC2 is pretty 19 yo with perky tits and nice body. Couple puffs and I send her to take hot shower knowing that she's from Bello. She stepped from the shower and asked for the wet wipes. WTF? With my luck, her period just started. I was going to send her home, she's saying that it's ok with condom, I'm saying that it's not OK as I like blood only in my steak (she didn't get it), she's almost crying, I feel sorry for her and made an offer to suck my dick for 90 minutes (with breaks) and minus 50 K. She's happy, jumping, kissing and hugging me. Nice head game, I handed her vibrator and she orgasmed 3 times while sucking my dick. After 45 min DR texted her saying that she's done and is waiting for her. I said that she'll wait until agreed time is over. After 1 nut and 85 minutes I paid her and let her go. She was very happy and started texting me in 3 days letting me know that her period is over and she's ready for trio, but it never happened. After she left we smoked and had some wine with RC on his balcony, were thinking about go to Llieras, but we were too high and tired that decided to stay at home.

Day 10.

Spend the morning in the pool. It was the day of my check out and moving to another building 400 yards away, so I packed my stuff, left it with portero and walked to Llieras to have a lunch, walked to BBVA to get money, took a cab, picked up my luggage and checked in to the new apartment.

Made an appointment with FB girl DH for 6 PM. She arrived at 6:05. She is thicker than I like but I knew it and took her for the change, but to make sure the pictures match and she's not too big I asked for WA video call before confirming and was satisfied with what I saw. In the beginning she tried to push me to order some pasta from nice Italian restaurant from Rappi: I said no problem, let's add all time for installing app, ordering, eating etc to the time you will be here but she said she needs to go to work (she works as barwomen) - and pasta came out of question. Very pretty sweet girl, nice ass, nice personality, great performance, real GFE. Very good session.

Day 11.

Waked up with the morning wood and started sending messages as crazy hoping for immediate appointment (stupid me). The earliest I could get was 12 PM, but knowing chicas time estimates, didn't bother. The first who replied was Instagram model MC (more than 50 K followers) who ignored my messages for 2 weeks. She isn't exactly my taste and I was sure (based on pictures) that she's 90% silicon and she asked more than I was willing to pay, but I had IG model in my bucket list, so I made an appointment with her for 5 PM. Stopped stupid attempts to get urgent FB date, dressed, ordered Didi and arrived to El Centro around noon. Made 2 loops and noticed nice young spinner on the stairs next to Recidencias Channel. Short interview: vennie, 19 yo, no kids, asked 40 but agreed for 30 for 45 min +10 for the room, refused to go to Premier Plaza, agreed to suck for the long time, showed cedula inside the hotel, I paid for the room and we're inside. Nice perky tits, amazing body with 2 small tattoos (pleasant surprise) and very enthusiastic. Long very good CBJ, all positions, she orgasmed 2 times (not faked as I felt her body was shaking and pussy was squeezing and releasing my dick) and I nutted after around 40 minutes. Very good session (would be amazing with BBBJ). Asked for WhatsApp, but she has no phone. Kissed goodbye and went to have lunch. Sitting on the second floor across Vera Cruiz and enjoying the lunch with beer and the view, checked the phone and see 7 messages and 2 missed calls from MC. It's 2:20 PM and I'm in El Centro and finished only soup and I realize that I wouldn't be able to enjoy "expensive" date at 5 PM in Poblado. I'm texting MC and telling her that I had to cancel today's appointment and will text her in the morning and see her tomorrow, she replies OK and I don't feel any guilt as I cancelled it 2. 5 hours in advance. Slowly finished my lunch, bought cut mango and ate it on the steps of museum enjoying the scene, walked close to Cra 55 and ordered Didi to go home. Arrived home, took a nap and realized that I'm ready for next round. One of the girls that replied to morning requests: "buenos dias. Cuando puedes venir a Poblado?" was FB girl EP who replied "Cuando quieras", but it was at 11:40 when I was already in the cab heading to El Centro. Texted her at 6:15 PM and asked for ETA (she lives in Robledo) she said 7:15 PM and arrived at 7:27 PM. The fastest chica delivery time I ever got in Colombia: 1 HR 12 min between the first message and arrival! Very impressive! She is also thicker than I like but very proportional and after all spinners I suddenly got appetite for the nice ass. Pretty face with exotic look, nice perky tits, amazing ass plus very good English (first and only one for the whole trip). Everything was perfect, kissing, cuddling, amazing performance, I felt like she's my long time girlfriend reunited after long break. She orgasmed 4 times from vibrator and from my dick, so I wasn't the only one who enjoyed the session. One of the best sessions of this trip despite she wasn't in the top 10 list and was chosen only because of her timely response. Wanted to repeat her in last 3 days, but guess what: she had a period. Ordered Didi for her, walked her out, long goodbye kiss and put her in the car.

End of day 11 and Part 4.

[Blakman]

My Russian member recommended this place. Circling the wagon so today was the day. About 7 pm, taxi solo enroute to ejectuva. Arrive. Shift is changing. Shoot russian a text I don't like it. I could get dramatic when shit don't go right. Many of the girls just coming in and changing. Sit down and hit for 15 mil beer. This beer will last whole night. 3 guys sit down and staring my way. One looks hard core. I wonder is something about to jump off. I stop giving eye contact and look elsewhere. Above was a big screen tv showing porn. They were looking at that and not me LOL. See the paranoia surfer has created. I see some decent chicks, flat tummys like gusto girls, few just as pretty. Then I started thinking how these girls would look dressed up for gustos and gusto girls dressed for ejectuva. And that point I reminded myself about tummy tuck. Thats how these girls abs look flat. Statement was geard towards both ejectuva and gusto. Eyes tired continue chat in the morning.

[Blakman]

3 natural girls in row. One tall. 2 about 5'5. I have stated that medellin forces you to accept silicones. Its another silicone valley. So what is your point with the humor. Theres a variety of chics all sizes. I like em tall but colombia has lots more short girls than tall. This is definitely an attack russian I have to think deep about this LOL. Whats next poison in my coffee lmao.

But fucks them short and enhanced. Bro, sorry couldn't keep myself from replying LOL.

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