Medellin Reports

[John Gault]

Hola hombres,

I'm finally heading back to Medellin this week and just wanted to start another discussion topic I've had with a friend here before. Do ya'll have any experience or advice on where / how to find 8's, 9's, and 10's in Colombia?

I've scoured the usual channels and have only found strong 7's at best. I know hotter girls exist because when I go to the mall or higher-end restaurants I'll see the occasional knockout (8's and 9's) while walking around. And I understand everyone's scale is different, I'm saying a 10 is absolute perfection which is like 1 in a million, but 9's and 8's are basically drop-dead gorgeous but not 100% perfect for some reason. Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5, or Sophia Vergara in her prime is a strong 9 in my book esp if her body is all-natural. Do these girls even exist at the usual haunts or am I just not looking hard or being patient enough?

I swear even at higher-end places like La Isla or Gusto the highest I've seen is a strong 7. Do you basically just have to get lucky? You'd think in a country with as many beautiful women as here that there'd be more high-end options available (even if it's at a higher price) but I guess they're reserved for the politicians and futbol stars and drug lords or something and tourists don't have the channels open and available to these top-shelf girls?

{ Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5 }.

If she was not a 10 in her prime than I guess it is not to be found.

[Norbert61]

Hey Surfer,

I am an avid swimmer, in the pool every day. I definitely do not want to miss my laps when in Medellin. Were do you usually swim? Do you know different pools? I once read the one at the sport complex (stadium) is good. Many thanks for your intel.

I also am an avid swimmer. It's been a while but the Medellin Aquatic Centre is beside the Stadium. It is huge. You will need a lycra bathing suit. And I think a cap though they may have waived it for me. It's been a while so you might want to check if that's right. Also if you swim in the big Olympic pool be warned that there are no ladders out. So for an old relic like me that can be a challenge. The locker situation was tricky also so make sure you don't take anything you don't want to lose. At least till you figure out the ropes.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Add slim and modest student look (little make up, no heels) and your are right on.

A couple of the zillion farang hot sauce addicts I did in BKK.

[Surfer500]

Hola hombres,

I'm finally heading back to Medellin this week and just wanted to start another discussion topic I've had with a friend here before. Do ya'll have any experience or advice on where / how to find 8's, 9's, and 10's in Colombia?

I've scoured the usual channels and have only found strong 7's at best. I know hotter girls exist because when I go to the mall or higher-end restaurants I'll see the occasional knockout (8's and 9's) while walking around. And I understand everyone's scale is different, I'm saying a 10 is absolute perfection which is like 1 in a million, but 9's and 8's are basically drop-dead gorgeous but not 100% perfect for some reason. Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5, or Sophia Vergara in her prime is a strong 9 in my book esp if her body is all-natural. Do these girls even exist at the usual haunts or am I just not looking hard or being patient enough?

I swear even at higher-end places like La Isla or Gusto the highest I've seen is a strong 7. Do you basically just have to get lucky? You'd think in a country with as many beautiful women as here that there'd be more high-end options available (even if it's at a higher price) but I guess they're reserved for the politicians and futbol stars and drug lords or something and tourists don't have the channels open and available to these top-shelf girls?

My two pesos on this.

All the hotties are way overrated. I was talking with a German guy in El Centro the other day and he was showing me pictures of two of his "hotties" and said one dumped him because she found a younger better looking guy, and the other kept asking for things and money all the time.

So if you get beyond a women's face, I personally will take an average looking girl any day of the week with a killer body that is nasty, loving, and into it, than waste my time looking for a trophy fuck. Too much bullshit and maintenance associated with them in my book.

But everybody is different.

[Philosophus]

I prefer petite no ink no implants no babies, under 25 yo.

Add slim and modest student look (little make up, no heels) and your are right on.

[SoberHans69]

Like in almost every country the 10's will not be hookers and will be married to rich locals. Obviously you may get the odd exception.

[Vitrea]

I suspect the true hotties are locked up already by the strata 6 businessman, the narcos, or a foreign sugar daddy. Maybe you can find a single 8 or 9 who is young and hasn't been found yet, but that will take work.

This reply is spot on. Most classy upper strata 10's (using your definition of what a 10 is) are not available for P4 P or one night stand. It is like going to LA and expecting to hook up with a 20 year old 10 from Beverly Hills (or some rich neighborhood). Highly unlikely. Most won't even be seen taking to an extranjero. If you just want eye candy, best place for these girls are not malls or metros but Pobaldo gyms. I can give you some gym names if you PM me.

Clubs like la Isla and rarely Fase II will have a 10 but they are short lived.

Best part of Medellin for me is a high number of college age 8's. They are fun, need money and overall a joyful experience. Best wishes on your trip.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I suspect the true hotties are locked up already by the strata 6 businessman, the narcos, or a foreign sugar daddy. Maybe you can find a single 8 or 9 who is young and hasn't been found yet, but that will take work.

I feel most putas fall into this category, 0.01% are so elite (true outliers), they don't even work in Dubai or Monaco.

And not many at the very bottom either, nobody wants them for free, so how can they sell it.

95% are in the bell curves center.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj3jPE04nGM

Ergo, a puta is a puta is a puta.

[MiamiSammy]

I think you are looking at wrong places. Here you go.

Go to the Metro station. Or a restaurant. Or pretty much anywhere. Medellin has more 10's per square inch than almost anywhere on earth. If you're not seeing any 10's you probably need to look at Europe or Asia.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I suspect the true hotties are locked up already by the strata 6 businessman, the narcos, or a foreign sugar daddy. Maybe you can find a single 8 or 9 who is young and hasn't been found yet, but that will take work.

I'm sure this dynamic is at play in every major city in the world, I don't think you will find.

Them on SA or even stoopidly priced escort agencies in NYC London Tokyo Geneva.

Does anyone remember Elliot Spitzer paying 5 k for that puta 15 yrs ago, Ashley Dupree.

I wouldn't give you $50 for her, and his net worth is 500 M.

There aren't many 10's in this world, and even fewer of them hooking, and the handful that are, are not working the open market, or SA.

IE, most strip clubs are very dark for a very good reason LMAO.

[Nounce]

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Do ya'll have any experience or advice on where / how to find 8's, 9's, and 10's in Colombia?
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I swear even at higher-end places like La Isla or Gusto the highest I've seen is a strong 7
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I think you are looking at wrong places. Here you go.

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I'm going to keep repeating this and support those who's experienced the same. I've met 8's, 9's and 10's in Centro
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[Surfer500]

So why did you not talk to them when you were at the mall and higher end restaurants?

Some of the women here are so stunning it can be intimidating to approach them.

Especially if your fat and ugly and / or an old geezer like me.

Sometimes all you can do is just stare with that deer in the headlights look!

[Surfer500]

Hey Surfer,

I am an avid swimmer, in the pool every day. I definitely do not want to miss my laps when in Medellin. Were do you usually swim? Do you know different pools? I once read the one at the sport complex (stadium) is good. Many thanks for your intel.

Well I don't get in my typical 5 to 6 swims a week while in Medellin, yet make up for it with all the time spent pounding the pavement in El Centro, and although I don't get as much upper body workout missing swimming or surfing everyday, my lower extremity takes and gives a pounding in lieu of this when I'm not getting wet!

For swimming you can go Estado the major sports complex and see what their hours are and which pools are open, I have been allowed to swim there for free at times, and at other times you can pay. The public sports complexes are administered by Inder I believe and you should go to their website for more information. Some of the pools at Estadio are very deep for diving.

I personally go to the sports complex in Bellen administered by Inder as well, it's called Unidad Deportes and they have two pools there. The pools are typically open between 8 AM and 4 PM everyday, but free swim I think is after 11 AM on the weekends due to swim school. Also best to avoid the pool between 12 and 1 PM on weekdays due to the swim groups / masters during lunch hour. You can swim there for free but have to have a lane line reservation thru their website which I can't figure out so I just pay the 8,500 COP which is expensive but just show up whenever I want.

Other pools include one at University EAFIT if your a student it's free and is not open to the public. There's also a water park near the local airport with pools but odd hours.

There are hot outdoor showers in Bellen, and they keep the water on the cool side just under 80 degrees which is perfect for swimming, and after about a 100 meters it feels great and is refreshing versus a warm pool. Probably very few board members can relate to this, but it's kind of like the difference between a wet and dry Chica!

I don't know where you hail from, but it might take you a day to acclimate to the altitude.

A good day in Medellin starts with blowing a load in the morning. Swimming laps mid-day, followed by blowing another load, and than happy hour, followed by a nice dinner.

That's my perfect day, and I try repeat this day in and day out but sometimes I get sidetracked.

[The Rimmer]

Hola hombres,

I'm finally heading back to Medellin this week and just wanted to start another discussion topic I've had with a friend here before. Do ya'll have any experience or advice on where / how to find 8's, 9's, and 10's in Colombia?

I've scoured the usual channels and have only found strong 7's at best. I know hotter girls exist because when I go to the mall or higher-end restaurants I'll see the occasional knockout (8's and 9's) while walking around. And I understand everyone's scale is different, I'm saying a 10 is absolute perfection which is like 1 in a million, but 9's and 8's are basically drop-dead gorgeous but not 100% perfect for some reason. Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5, or Sophia Vergara in her prime is a strong 9 in my book esp if her body is all-natural. Do these girls even exist at the usual haunts or am I just not looking hard or being patient enough?

I swear even at higher-end places like La Isla or Gusto the highest I've seen is a strong 7. Do you basically just have to get lucky? You'd think in a country with as many beautiful women as here that there'd be more high-end options available (even if it's at a higher price) but I guess they're reserved for the politicians and futbol stars and drug lords or something and tourists don't have the channels open and available to these top-shelf girls?

Been to Medellin 4 times in the last 10 years and I piss you not. The hottest Colombians I've seen and fucked have been in Costa Rica and Panama. I've seen 9 a but what I consider 9's. Might not be what you call a 9.

For me Shakira is a 5 and Sofia V in prime a 6. Not my style. You've heard it kid. Beauty in the eye of the beholder.

Never stop looking.

[JustTK]

Hahahaaaa.

So by your scale there are 3 tens in MDE, and you want to know where these 3 people hang out? I am imagine they would stay at home. Its sounds like it could be quite dangerous for them to go out if there are only 3 of them. Haha.

Hola hombres,

I'm finally heading back to Medellin this week and just wanted to start another discussion topic I've had with a friend here before. Do ya'll have any experience or advice on where / how to find 8's, 9's, and 10's in Colombia?

I've scoured the usual channels and have only found strong 7's at best. I know hotter girls exist because when I go to the mall or higher-end restaurants I'll see the occasional knockout (8's and 9's) while walking around. And I understand everyone's scale is different, I'm saying a 10 is absolute perfection which is like 1 in a million, but 9's and 8's are basically drop-dead gorgeous but not 100% perfect for some reason. Like Shakira in her prime is a 8. 5, or Sophia Vergara in her prime is a strong 9 in my book esp if her body is all-natural. Do these girls even exist at the usual haunts or am I just not looking hard or being patient enough?

I swear even at higher-end places like La Isla or Gusto the highest I've seen is a strong 7. Do you basically just have to get lucky? You'd think in a country with as many beautiful women as here that there'd be more high-end options available (even if it's at a higher price) but I guess they're reserved for the politicians and futbol stars and drug lords or something and tourists don't have the channels open and available to these top-shelf girls?