Medellin Reports

[LocoGringo]

The Florida A&M Marching Band

Almost pissed myself.

[Hioctane]

What did I say that was arrogant? I just recieved a PM wishing that Juan Valdez's mule Conchita would kick me in the shins and shit on my doorstep. Yes I will freely admit that I do not spell very well and my uncle was from Col-U-mbus, Ohio so I made the mistake. Now only homosexuals and catty women from the beauty shop pick on people for their spelling. I just wanted to point out that the Colombian woman in the photos were all very beautiful and you are all very lucky to hobby here. They are consistently the most beautiful that I have seen in any forum so I would like to visit. Everywhere I have went to hobby (Rio-Sampa-BA Argentina-Thailand-Montreal-FKKS-Santa Catarina-Hong Kong etc-) I have made friends and written reports that people seem to appreciate. I would hope to do the same in Colombia some day.

Who heads up the welcoming committee in this forum anyway?

If anyone wants to know about Montreal I have several years experience there and the woman make love like they mean it. Hit me up and I can give you the scoop. I also have learned some about Brasil as I have 4 reports of distinction in the Rio forum. I also can provide pointers about all the other places listed including parts of the USA. I am always willing to help a brother hobbyist to these parts stay out of trouble.

Thanks again for the warm welcome. Oh and I do not have spell check on my browser. I apologize for any spelling errors in advance.

Happy Mongering and remember. Remember, It's about the pussy

Do you know what you came off as saying?

Ha ha. Fuck you very much Mr. Manizales. I will do my homework.

"Fuck You. I'll do it myself"

Maybe you thought Manizales was joking and making fun of your spelling when he corrected your spelling of ColOmbia. It's the most common error when people just come to this forum. And will be corrected again and again.

[Hillbilly69]

Who heads up the welcoming committee in this forum anyway?

The Florida A&M Marching Band

[HungryStud101]

You are a scholar AND a gentleman. I hope you you get kidnapped you arrogant asshole.

What did I say that was arrogant? I just recieved a PM wishing that Juan Valdez's mule Conchita would kick me in the shins and shit on my doorstep. Yes I will freely admit that I do not spell very well and my uncle was from Col-U-mbus, Ohio so I made the mistake. Now only homosexuals and catty women from the beauty shop pick on people for their spelling. I just wanted to point out that the Colombian woman in the photos were all very beautiful and you are all very lucky to hobby here. They are consistently the most beautiful that I have seen in any forum so I would like to visit. Everywhere I have went to hobby (Rio-Sampa-BA Argentina-Thailand-Montreal-FKKS-Santa Catarina-Hong Kong etc-) I have made friends and written reports that people seem to appreciate. I would hope to do the same in Colombia some day.

Who heads up the welcoming committee in this forum anyway?

If anyone wants to know about Montreal I have several years experience there and the woman make love like they mean it. Hit me up and I can give you the scoop. I also have learned some about Brasil as I have 4 reports of distinction in the Rio forum. I also can provide pointers about all the other places listed including parts of the USA. I am always willing to help a brother hobbyist to these parts stay out of trouble.

Thanks again for the warm welcome. Oh and I do not have spell check on my browser. I apologize for any spelling errors in advance.

Happy Mongering and remember. Remember, It's about the pussy

[Mr Gogo]

They get paid the same, they want the same rights, huh.

I've been lucky, it seems they put up with me because I'm less damaging to them mentally as the other nuts.

Besides I don't have the kid problem, or the room mates, I live alone, and they all abide by rules, of course it's just a release from all concerned, I have photo's on my fridge from girls in the countries I visit and it's never been a secret where I go.

Nowrath

I was talking about women in sex prison being competitive regarding relationships. They want control. But your other points are understood.

[Manizales911]

Ha ha. Fuck you very much Mr. Manizales. I will do my homework.

Merry Christmas to you too.

No need to get your knickers in a twist amigo, I was just trying to help you get the information you needed. I hope you in fact do your homework because people like you get eaten alive in Col-O-mbia.

[Manizales911]

Yeah I get the beauty part, it goes both ways, not siding with the gringa's and don't want your share, for me it was I'm just tired of the stopwatch sex and sense of duty with the paid entertainment.

Because you got to admit, if you haven't had your thrilling sex by the time your 30 years old, you either married young, weren't smooth enough to get it, or you were just damn ugly.

No wrath

You can have my share too. I haven't banged a gringa in ten years and have absolutely no desire to either. To each his own though.

[Nowrath]

For me the women in the States have become more competitive and less forgiving. Before if things werent working out you could just say " It's not you but I need some space" and that was it. Nowadays women look at that as a rejection and want payback. I've had ex girlfriends key their initials in my car. I've had ex girlfriends start trouble on my job when we broke up. I don't need that bullshit.

I've got a couple ex girlfriends I still bang in sex prison, but every now and then they need a loan (pussy is never free). We travel because we can choose the girl and type we want, fuck, then go home to our remote and cable.

I noticed that of all the countries and trips I've made, that I don't have shit to show for it except a stamp on my passport. No souvenirs, no cultural tours, hell I don't even remember most of the street names. So I've decided to spend a little more time doing things I previously thought was corny. No partying all night and sleeping all day. It's about enjoying more than just pussy right now, but once I arrive everything I just wrote won't apply LOL.

They get paid the same, they want the same rights, huh.

I've been lucky, it seems they put up with me because I'm less damaging to them mentally as the other nuts.

Besides I don't have the kid problem, or the room mates, I live alone, and they all abide by rules, of course it's just a release from all concerned, I have photo's on my fridge from girls in the countries I visit and it's never been a secret where I go.

Nowrath

[Nowrath]

The women back home that I could get are no where near as nice as the women I can get in Latin America. It is that simple. I see you are one of the guys who have good luck with Gringas. More power to you, and you can have my share.

Yeah I get the beauty part, it goes both ways, not siding with the gringa's and don't want your share, for me it was I'm just tired of the stopwatch sex and sense of duty with the paid entertainment.

Because you got to admit, if you haven't had your thrilling sex by the time your 30 years old, you either married young, weren't smooth enough to get it, or you were just damn ugly.

No wrath

[Mr Gogo]

Someone posted to do it on an earlier thread. You can read about how gangs buy children and then have them beg on the streets in Colombia and all through the Americas. In fact there was an article today about Honduran gangs buying children today in Google news.

Another reason to never give them anything is because the more you give the more beggars we will have. Don't be a goofball. I never ever give anyone anything unless they did something to deserve it!

If you feed the bears, the raccoons, the fish, the humans they will multiply and they will not know how to fend for themselves.

Guys this is basic common sense. You don't want to be harassed because some group of gringos decided to be "Mr. Change in the pocket". I'm here now and will be here through the second week in January.

Your "change" is not going to change the world for the better. I promise.

Franklin D. Roosevelt and a bunch of other socialist tards ruined entire races with this thinking.

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. You are a visitor, so selectively give. I'm not saying give to every beggar, but give selectively. With these hardcore guys it makes you understand why they hate us. That one you give to, might be the one that gives you a tip that might save your ass. If your a tightwad mongerer who values every peso, so be it, but remember "the Karma you make is the Karma you get". And as far as your "Change", take a look at whats really going on, the better is coming. I promise.

[Lmarcone]

You are a scholar AND a gentleman. I hope you you get kidnapped you arrogant asshole.

Ha ha. Fuck you very much Mr. Manizales. I will do my homework.

[HungryStud101]

No Termas / FKK type scene, my suggestion is to go back about a year on the Colombian forum and you will have pretty much all the info you need and then if you have specific questions fire away. Let's begin with the spelling, Col-o-mbia.

Ha ha. Fuck you very much Mr. Manizales. I will do my homework.

[John Gault]

So please guys enlighten me, Is is that you just don't want to screw the women back home or are they just a big headache for you?

No wrath

The women back home that I could get are no where near as nice as the women I can get in Latin America. It is that simple. I see you are one of the guys who have good luck with Gringas. More power to you, and you can have my share.

[Mr Gogo]

I quickly outgrew the seek and destroy pussy hunt 10 years or more ago, and have always treated the countries natives well, but I read again and again about the return to "sex prison"

Now I can't be the only guy who has ex's that want to come by for just a hard romp and then leave can I?

I get the part about you wanting your fantasy girl or 18 year old, but the allure for me wore off, when they just seemed so scripted, same line, same moans, and the anal, CIM, whatever I always got better at home.

P.

Sure I got good sex in Brazil, Colombia and the DR, Thailand girls are beautiful and I love asian women period, but the sex was never "OH MY GOD"!

I never been married, but I have 4 ex girlfriends that with a phone call, will come screw my brains out and not want to spend the night.

2 cook wonderful meals for me at their place for exchanging sex.

Pf.

And no, of course they're not 20 year old hard bodies, but a nice uncomplicated release is all I'm after.

So I have been staying in countries for full month now, testing them for retirement prospects, with a trip to Medellin and a side trip to Argentina, in May 2012.

So please guys enlighten me, Is is that you just don't want to screw the women back home or are they just a big headache for you?

No wrath

For me the women in the States have become more competitive and less forgiving. Before if things werent working out you could just say " It's not you but I need some space" and that was it. Nowadays women look at that as a rejection and want payback. I've had ex girlfriends key their initials in my car. I've had ex girlfriends start trouble on my job when we broke up. I don't need that bullshit.

I've got a couple ex girlfriends I still bang in sex prison, but every now and then they need a loan (pussy is never free). We travel because we can choose the girl and type we want, fuck, then go home to our remote and cable.

I noticed that of all the countries and trips I've made, that I don't have shit to show for it except a stamp on my passport. No souvenirs, no cultural tours, hell I don't even remember most of the street names. So I've decided to spend a little more time doing things I previously thought was corny. No partying all night and sleeping all day. It's about enjoying more than just pussy right now, but once I arrive everything I just wrote won't apply LOL.

[Nowrath]

Well said Mr. G.

I think what happens is guys are fresh out of sex prison, and hungry for the girls. Only that is on their mind as they usually have a week or two in country.

I always thought like that but now that my trips are longer, and more frequent I have the luxury of stopping to smell the roses. Having a pocket full of coins is good. I also when eating one of those huge 8 K meals on the Mayo strip I wait till I see a poor hombre, and ask him if he would like to finish my half eaten meal. I have never been turned down on that offer. I also go to the wholesale fruit market, and buy a watermelon. Me, and my Wingman never finish it so we give slices to the children walking by. At first I was charged 5K for a decent melon, but after the jefe saw my action he started to charge me 4K for the same melon. Now when I go there he has the knife out for me with a big smile on his face. I know this type of thing is not for everyone, but I'm sure some of you guys could come up with ideas on how to be a decent person while on the mongering trail.

Funny thing is I get a lot of pleasure out of doing things like this. As a side note on my last trip one of the girls (18 years old) my wing gave a slice to came back every day at the same time for another slice. She was giving my wing the eye, but he would not take my advice to make a move on her. Why do the young guys get all the breaks? LOL

I quickly outgrew the seek and destroy pussy hunt 10 years or more ago, and have always treated the countries natives well, but I read again and again about the return to "sex prison"

Now I can't be the only guy who has ex's that want to come by for just a hard romp and then leave can I?

I get the part about you wanting your fantasy girl or 18 year old, but the allure for me wore off, when they just seemed so scripted, same line, same moans, and the anal, CIM, whatever I always got better at home.

Sure I got good sex in Brazil, Colombia and the DR, Thailand girls are beautiful and I love asian women period, but the sex was never "OH MY GOD"!

I never been married, but I have 4 ex girlfriends that with a phone call, will come screw my brains out and not want to spend the night.

2 cook wonderful meals for me at their place for exchanging sex.

And no, of course they're not 20 year old hard bodies, but a nice uncomplicated release is all I'm after.

So I have been staying in countries for full month now, testing them for retirement prospects, with a trip to Medellin and a side trip to Argentina, in May 2012.

So please guys enlighten me, Is is that you just don't want to screw the women back home or are they just a big headache for you?

No wrath