Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

Leave all the fatties for me when I embark on my first trip I love bigger women.

Man you are a very happy monger.

[CageMonkey]

So, I started messaging the girls on both Latin American Cupid and Colombia Cupid about seven weeks ago. My goal is to find some ladies who will spend time with me for a reasonable price or even free, with a girlfriend-like experience. I accumulated about a 100+ contacts, with one or two more every day even now. I am in my upper fifty's, fat, and only average looking. I was accurate about my age and weight and that I was only wanting to date, nothing serious. I am GOOD at this, writing and wooing these girls. I have been doing this when dating sites were free, so your success may not match mine even if you are younger and better looking. I know this is my advantage and I exploit it. I am also here for two months and this I believe helps a lot and that I am learning Spanish while here made me seem less like a monger. My age range of the girls I was in contact with are from 18-44 being reasonably slender and decent looking. I did not exclude women with children. I mostly messaged only those girls wanting a man in my age range. I made it clear that I am wanting girlfriends, and those who wanted money, we agreed that if they became a girlfriend I would help them. No specific talks about amounts or time or services. They all know it is not an exclusive arrangement. Here are my thoughts and results.

I believe there are several different types of girls younger women, which to me is under 25, on Cupid I interacted with. I avoided women looking for long term or serious relationships only.

Pay for play. These girls, mostly young, are direct in exchange for their favors for money. Their profiles pretty much say so. Some will also try to get you to send money, just ignore it. Most or the ones I kept in contact with want to meet me, about 50%. They are actually only a small percentage on the Cupid sites.

Money seekers never willing to meet. These girls, mostly young, will talk with you and tell you their financial troubles all the while telling you they want to meet you. When you arrive, they go silent or just say no. They do not come out and ask for money, but the implication is there. I never sent.

Young romantics. Very rare, out I do have one 22 year old girl who has not asked for money, nor hinted at it, and still she wants to meet. We will see on this one.

Girls who just want to date. These girls are just wanting to date and for a fat old man like myself, generally out of reach but I have gathered some contacts and met one so far. No money help ever discussed.

True relationship seekers. These girls are looking for a serious relationship and unless you are going to lie or be in Colombia a long time, it is difficult to meet. I do have the contacts of a few of these because of my argument that they have nothing to lose in meeting me.

Once you start talking to women over 25 they become more wary about your intentions, but they also become more honest about meeting you or not. Some still want money. I had one 30 year old whom I chatted with for weeks and no mention of money and as she was telling me her sexual preferences when out of the blue she asks for 300 mil.

Some tips: Never bring up the subject of money. I lost I think two of the Young Romantics when I assumed they were wanting to pay for play. Wait until they bring it up directly. You can encourage them by asking them to be direct and open.

Don't talk about sex. Even if they bring it up, play the gentleman. I don't know why but even after a pretty tame discussion about sex, I noticed a distant cooling in some of the girls. There are always exceptions of course.

Turn off ALL WhatsApp notifications when on a date. If you are using your smartphone to translate and you are having her read your translated message when a text pops up from a girl asking if she can come over and suck your cock tends to break the mood. I lost a gal in Rio that way.

In my contact I have the girls name, CC or LC for the two cupid sites, her age, and note if physically interesting, like TT for Tall and Thin, or SP for spinner. Then I add her profile number. I have several girls with the same name and age on the same site and without the profile number, it's easy to get confused.

My results so far.

Girl A: Profile said she was in the mid 30's. Turns out she is 20. A bit taller than average, very slim, nice ass, average breasts with bra on. Turns out, she has the most asymmetrical breasts I have ever seen. Right side like a 14 year old just needing a bra and left almost C size, a nice handful. She was on her period or so she claimed so just heavy petting. Maybe the best kisser I have ever kissed. I did not pay for her time because she is not an escort as she claims. However, she has a very expensive babysitter. 230 k total for four hours excluding lunch for two different visits. Second visit still on her period but she would have given me a hand job if I wanted but I passed.

Girl B. 21 years old, no children. I had been texting with her for over 6 weeks when we met. Average height and build, which is to say reasonably slim and medium breasts. OK personality but sex was mediocre. No FIV, no kissing, poor oral skills. I did not cum and I sent her away early. 180 k total for 2 hours. She keeps messaging me and we talked about some of the issues and she has agreed to be more open but I probably will not see her again.

Girl C. Profile has her as a Tall and Thin of the mid 30's one child wanting economical aid. Turns out she is at least 2 inches shorter than her profile but very slender with nice A cup breasts. She is a little bit possessive and jealous but we got that straight before we met. She has about the widest crotch gap on any woman I have been with. Probably 2 inches and she walks like she had been riding horses all day. Sex was ok with her but I did not cum. Poor hand and oral skills and will not remember directions. She is also, well, not too bright. Also by this time my legs were really starting to hurt from all my walking and that slowed me down. I normally don't cum easily even with no issues. She did allow my fingers to explore her pussy as much and deep as I wanted. Pussy was not loose but not tight either. We had sex, then went shopping, eat, then returned to my apartment for more sex. 240 k (clothes for her child at the shopping mall) for four hours excluding dinner. I will probably try again because she is sweet.

Girl D. Early 30's, two children, tall spinner very slim. Now this is what I came here for. She is just over 5', very slim, be size breasts, and I am not into bubble butts but she does have one which is growing on me. Good sex, ok oral skills, good hand skills which she used to get me off. Four hours, cost was 24k for her taxi to leave excluding dinner. That's right, free sex (for now at least) with her coming over tonight for an all nighter.

Outside of Cupid I went to DO spa, which is a rip off because Tantric massage does NOT include a finish and that is an expensive extra. I also met a girl through an ISG member contact. Ok sex with a sweet girl but I was on pain medication because of my legs and I did not cum. As I meet more girls I will update.

[Beobeo]

I would Solo but I don't go to Tijuana anymore. My spanish is ok for all my Tijuana need, but I like to improve to actually have a conversation. I like to do more fishing now, rather than point & fuck like in Tijuana.

BeoBeo.

Governments in SE Asia have agreements with us to keep retards like PussyKa out, so we can have sweet sexy times with hot girls.

Buy me a few drinks in Tijuana. I can give you a crash course in Spanish, guaranteed to land you the best deals with the hottest Latinas.

[Surfer500]

Or about $2.50 USD? I'll admit I have not seen you mention it lately, perhaps you are finally starting to comprehend the Law of Supply and Demand to some degree.

Obviously, when staying at The Nutibara Hotel, there are no transfers, you get dropped off at The Nutti's back door, which is too convenient for me to pass up. The view is better higher up in a bus, too. But hey to each his own, life is about choices and I am not suggesting anyone ever do anything different according to what I write, but decide for themselves.

You have inspired me to coin a new phrase, "situational economics." Jaja, Ostee Out.

Not sure how the law of supply and demand comes into play here.

Whatever situational economics is, I have never heard that one before, but I think perhaps in my case, paying for a taxi versus riding the bus seems paradoxical to you.

Everybody rolls different here, with no wrong way or right way.

[LebaneseBlonde]

Leave all the fatties for me when I embark on my first trip I love bigger women.

[DonCarlos1234]

I remember seeing posts somewhere about customs looking at your phone for some sort of "evidence" of miss behaving. So I have furry handcuffs, negligees, bondage restraints and a ton of lube & condoms. Hey a man needs to be prepared. So what if anything do I need to worry about with some baggage inspector? USA or Colombia? I'm guessing only the furry handcuffs and the restraints might get them asking questions. I could buy them in Colombia instead if need be. Anyone have experiences?

[Osteoknot]

She is in a leadership position for a international corporation that every single person here would recognize. She paid for a ticket so her mini-toy dog could have a seat, see foto. She owns residential properties in Toronto, New York, and Miami which must be desirable properties because she said they are rented over 95 percent of the time when she is away. She has been to forty-something countries. She bought a condo in Medellin with cash in a building she called "obscenely tall" jaja, that got her a five-year Colombian visa for which the only thing she has to do, is renew it. She is working remotely because of Covid. She told me she will quit her job if they tell her she cannot work remotely from Medellin any longer. She is all-in on Medellin.

Before you ask, she didn't fly First Class because she said that's a waste of money on a fifty-minute flight (PTY to MDE) when you have a mini-toy dog sitting next to you. Smart girl, obvio. And yes, I got her phone number.

She called MDE a "best kept secret".

Yeah, MDE is not for everyone. For me, the stars aligned and it is my Nirvana, Utopia, Shangri-La, Shambala, Garden of Eden, and Heaven on Earth. I try to undersell it to friends and family. For those of you who don't like it here, please, yes, spread the word, Medellin sucks. Jajajajajajajajaajajaaaa.

[Osteoknot]

What happened today was on my bus ride from the airport to El Centro was almost comical compared to what we have been writing about lately, and I would love for someone to explain it to me.

First of all, I don't care who is right or wrong, I am a truth-seeker and the truth is all I am after. If the topic or the pursuit of truth is not important to you, then by all means ignore this.

I got on the bus at the airport after the driver verbally confirmed our last stop would be in El Centro behind The Nutibara Hotel. The bus was not labeled as I showed in my previous post with the red arrows. The front was plain. The bus was full and there was a smokin' hot blonde sitting next to me, which is a useless statement without a foto, but I was too slow and did not manage it well, she and her equally hot friend got off at San Diego. I would blame it on jet lag but the flight was less than one hour, jajaja.

We went through the tunnel which as you may recall, is a variable on the route to El Centro. First stop, San Diego and not the mall I referred to in my previous post as Rio Negro.

This was the commercial business district of San Diego. About a third of the bus emptied out. The foto at today's bus stop in San Diego was from the right side of the bus pointed at the Honda dealership. In a couple of blocks we passed the Exposiciones metro station on the right.

Next stop, Terminal Norte. I've been there many times including on the way to El Centro on this bus before and I've caught a different bus from Terminal Norte to Guatape several times. So I wasn't lost.

Here's where it got a little weird. Everyone got off the bus at Terminal Norte. No one new got on. I figured I needed to get off and make a transfer. I could get to Avenida 70 from Terminal Norte by changing trains in San Antonio but that is not the way I wanted to do it.

I was about to be the last living human passenger off the bus at Terminal Norte when the driver stopped me and motioned for me to sit in the front seat. He remembered my asking at the airport about going to The Nutibara. For the remainder of the bus ride I was the only person on the bus, the rest of the bus was completely empty except for the driver. We pulled in behind The Nutti as per usual. I took fotos from inside the 24-hour cafe where the bus ride ended including the taxis I mentioned before. I circled the sign of the restaurant La Raza which is the back entrance to The Nutti, see my previous post for a close-up of that sign.

I went across the street to that little known brothel I posted about long ago (the "gateway" brothel for new girls from the mountains) but there were only two girls in there and they were both occupied. The white block letters are the address. That brothel is adjacent to Hotel Deseos, and that is the second of two hotels I have shown you guys recently that normally does not check ID's. I did all this in the dark, walking around with my backpack, computer, credit cards, cash, pulled the phone out a few times. I am not saying do what I do, I am telling you what I did. Then I went over to the bar next to The Nutti, did two shots of Cuervo Gold mainly so I could say Hi to the bartender, and grabbed a taxi to my hotel en Estadio.

Anywho, would love to hear anyone's take on my bus ride from the airport to The Nutti. My thoughts, I have been going in and out of black holes in the time-space continuum. Or, more likely as with most things Colombian, they are always switching up and doing things differently, and anyone especially including me, who thinks they have emphatically got the situation figured out is probably dealing with outdated info, or the whims of the Colombian mind that defy description.

The one thing I can say for sure, it feels great to be back, even though Hotel Urbano 70 lost my fucking reservation and I had to walk the block to find another hotel that I am not digging. Oh well. My mood is not going to improve until I get rid of some dental pain and I have an appointment tomorrow thanks to a lead from a fellow mongerer here! Another win for ISG.

You know me, I had to throw in one random gratuitous foto of a sweet piece of tight clean ass I banged in Bocatorena's in Panama City last night. I dunno what to tell you when guys can't see the forest for the trees. That is as sweet and tight and fresh and clean as you are going to get in the wild. Feels great to be home!

[El Moreno 92]

Others have said the same thing. It's the "give a man a fish, teach a man to fish" concept.

If you're handing out free food, you'll quickly have a bunch of people lining up to get the handouts. If you're giving free lessons on how to get your own free food, you'll have very few students.

Most of the serious Facebook users here don't need any more contacts. They can always find them on their own. They might trade contacts with other people, who they know.

There are 3 other groups you'll find here.

1. Those who have no interest in Facebook.

2. Those who have no serious intention to visit Medellin, but want to play games with Medellin Facebook girls.

3. Those who will go to Medellin, but don't want to do the work, the guys lining up for free food.

Group 2 presents one problem. Depending on the game they are playing, they can chase girls off of Facebook, or make the girls less open to requests from legitimate mongers.

Group 3 presents a couple of problems. First, there are always a few white knights, who will run to the girl and let her know someone is putting her information on the internet. That can come directly back to you, with the girl blaming you.

Some guys will also fuck up a good thing. This one happened to me. I shared info with someone I didn't know. I told him the price, the good and bad about the girl and if he wasn't interested at that price, not to waste her time. He completely low-balled the girl and then started insulting her when she wouldn't come down to his price.

Other guys will bring other problems. In the end, you're just giving handouts to people who will be right back for another handout tomorrow, and those are the good ones.

Fair enough. Well said. I like your explanation.

[Mojo Bandit]

It's pretty obvious from this message you think FB in Colombia = FB in America.

Well I'm afraid you don't get how it works at all, so you should probably wait until you have more experience with how things work in Medellin TBH. In fact, I just had a chick who I thought was one of the most popular 20-30 crying to me this weekend she had no "citas" and was totally broke and how happy she was I messaged her out of the blue to save the day. (Since I had never spoken to her prior).

I am not sure that you meant what you wrote to be literal when you said about FB in Colombia because overall FB in Colombia (and the rest of the world) is the same as America and as the rest of the world. Just because there are a few chicas that are working girls that use FB as their platform does not mean that FB is any different in Colombia. The millions of other people on FB in Medellin think its the same.

Also just because you found a chica that was glad you messaged her out of the blue doesn't mean she is speaking for all the working girls on FB from Medellin. The variety of chicas that are working girls on FB runs the gammut, there are hard core chicas that run a profile on FB that is a profile that they made just for working as pregago, then there is the chica who have only the one profile that their family and school friends can see and they actually only take citas when something special comes up like their kids birthday or they need school clothes for their kids etc. There are all kinds.

I know chicas that have shut down their FB profile because of some negative shit related to prepago work, I know many chicas who have started new profiles and left the old one up but you look and see nothing posted on them for since 2017 or some shit. Then mongers have to find them all over again. Or not.

Just that not all chicas are going to react the same to having their name or their profile put on a site like this. I am guilty of posting names but I figure that it takes more than a name to find someone in the millions of people on FB but I am starting to rethink that also. When one member posted about a chica I ask him to post her first name only. Because I know I have enough contacts that she is going to probably be a friend of someone that I know already and when I put in her name the search it will make it easier for me to find her (although in that particular case a last name instead of first name would have made it easier) - it will not however make it easier for the hundreds of lurkers to find her. That is group 2 that JjBee62 mentions below. As I mentioned in a prior post the ratio of guys who read this post without logging in to the ones that bother logging in is 10 -1. These figures are on the front page of the forum, I am not guessing. That is the ratio of lurkers to actual users. Literally at any given time there are at least hundreds of them and sometimes thousands (its recorded that one point in the past year it was like 17000 lurkers forum wide at the same moment). I am not saying that guys who do log in are not also lurking and not posting but for sure ones that do not log in are. For my money this is who whe ends up in group 2 mentioned below and its not like you need an ID to look on here so how many of those are just horny pimple faced teenagers playing games?

Others have said the same thing. It's the "give a man a fish, teach a man to fish" concept.

If you're handing out free food, you'll quickly have a bunch of people lining up to get the handouts. If you're giving free lessons on how to get your own free food, you'll have very few students.

Most of the serious Facebook users here don't need any more contacts. They can always find them on their own. They might trade contacts with other people, who they know.

There are 3 other groups you'll find here.

1. Those who have no interest in Facebook.

2. Those who have no serious intention to visit Medellin, but want to play games with Medellin Facebook girls.

3. Those who will go to Medellin, but don't want to do the work, the guys lining up for free food.

Group 2 presents one problem. Depending on the game they are playing, they can chase girls off of Facebook, or make the girls less open to requests from legitimate mongers.

Group 3 presents a couple of problems. First, there are always a few white knights, who will run to the girl and let her know someone is putting her information on the internet. That can come directly back to you, with the girl blaming you.

Some guys will also fuck up a good thing. This one happened to me. I shared info with someone I didn't know. I told him the price, the good and bad about the girl and if he wasn't interested at that price, not to waste her time. He completely low-balled the girl and then started insulting her when she wouldn't come down to his price.

Other guys will bring other problems. In the end, you're just giving handouts to people who will be right back for another handout tomorrow, and those are the good ones.

[Captain Solo]

BeoBeo.

Governments in SE Asia have agreements with us to keep retards like PussyKa out, so we can have sweet sexy times with hot girls.

Buy me a few drinks in Tijuana. I can give you a crash course in Spanish, guaranteed to land you the best deals with the hottest Latinas.

[GeneHickman]

It's been fun reading your posts and they've definitely given me some food for thought. So I'll try to return the favor in terms of useful info / entertainment.

Look forward to the field reports.

[Kafka]

Okay so are Vietnamese, cool, both of you, or all three of you..LOL. I was in Vietnam, in Vung Dao, all kinds of pussy there, they love Americans and sucking cock......great at at. Tight Asian pussy .

My neighbor is
actually waiting for Philippine to open up. It's kind of funny, he's Mexican (fluent in Spanish) but he likes to go to Asia. He keeps telling me to take him to Vietnam. I speak Vietnamese but I have no interest in going back to Vietnam, I rather learn Spanish and visit South American.

BTW, a lot of Vietnamese girls are like the pictures you posted but Vietnam is not very monger friendly compare to Philippines and Thailand. In Vietnam, it requires a little digging. There are forum for Vietnamese mongers, and they share a lot of information but it's all in Vietnamese.

[Beobeo]

My neighbor is actually waiting for Philippine to open up. It's kind of funny, he's Mexican (fluent in Spanish) but he likes to go to Asia. He keeps telling me to take him to Vietnam. I speak Vietnamese but I have no interest in going back to Vietnam, I rather learn Spanish and visit South American.

BTW, a lot of Vietnamese girls are like the pictures you posted but Vietnam is not very monger friendly compare to Philippines and Thailand. In Vietnam, it requires a little digging. There are forum for Vietnamese mongers, and they share a lot of information but it's all in Vietnamese.

Beobeo,

When Asia opens up, my wingmen and I will spend many nights in bars and restaurants, having good food, strong drinks, fun time, partying and having all night hot sex with nice, clean, beautiful babes, all safe and fun for fractions of Colombia costs.

[Nounce]

I think the point here is that in Colombia there is a lot of violence and killings that don't make the news that would make the news in the USA. ...

Surfer, thanks for the explanation. Because the context wasn't clear I think I got that and that is why I use the examples to explain my earlier posts.

The bold texts are to show how I read it. I am confused about what Knowledge's view about dangerous misconception and scary. I have to quote the whole text so the context is not lost.

Please don't take this the wrong way. I am not writing this to be argumentative. I am writing it to correct a misconception that could be dangerous. I don't even know what you mean by "it is close" but I think I know what you mean by same small area and that is a misconception. When this sort of thing happens to a foreigner and when it happens in the gringo gulches of Poblado and Laureles, it is considered to be more newsworthy and reported as such. In fact, it happens all the time all over the city. Disappearances and killings also happen all the time all over the city. By way of explanation, auto accidents worldwide are vastly more common than aircraft accidents. Unless an auto accident happens in a spectacular fashion or involves victims considered to be newsworthy, they don't tend to be documented beyond the local police records. Aircraft accidents, on the other hand, tend to get prominent coverage. So, in this instance it is the foreigner angle that is the equivalent of an aircraft accident versus someone flipping a car on a dark road. So don't be frightened, be aware.

What is scary about this? It happens every day all around the world. If you get naked with multiple randos and don't pay attention to what you and others are putting in your body then yes, you should be frightened.