Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

When I walk in I see 2 stunning tall chocalate girls. I have never seen chocolate girls in gusto so I am wonder are they tourist as well. I also notice my 8th.

Pretty face. Looks a little pudgy tonight she's smiling. She's an old 6 tonight. I decide to buy her a drink. Step number one to balling LOL. Tequila 43 k. 57 k more and I am fucking a girl for 3 hrs. Balling days are over. I leave her alone. She text me says she wants to be with me tomorrow. Its not packed. And its a bad mix of gorditos and a few hot ones. In all Honesty, Gusto nightlife does not compare to Classico the. D.R, Clubs in Pattaya / Thailand. Anyways I am window shopping and I get one of the chocolate girl number. I am willing to pay 300 k for each of them that's how legit they look. Later she text me to by a drink. I text back when we meet. I know that probably kills the possibility. But I am not into paying for drinks then paying more for your time. I can use that money to buy liquor at the house. Anyways what I notice some girls are in Gustos and lleras park club working then the next week they are walking in lleras park. Guess they got the boot from the owners. I found that interesting. I was feeling better but not quite over my bug so I just wanted to get home and sleep. Got in cab the end.

I'm going to have to assume the only reason you go into Gusto's is because your close by, and just for the eye candy, which there doesn't seem to be much of. And two chocolate girls that are tourists in Gustos, that's funny, and I suppose they might be tourists coming from perhaps the Northern coast of Colombia to work, that would be my bet, especially a pair making the rounds together.

Why don't you try some other places like Fase Dos for a change, or even some of the Clubs in El Centro at Avenida De La Grief to compare to what you've been seeing in Gustos and at LLeras.

[JjBee62]

Los Tres Jotas, and I'm only one of those J's, visited La Isla last night, as part of the final night of my trip. The earlier parts will get a separate report.

We arrived using Didi around 10:15 pm, which is an ideal time if you're planning on buying a bottle and spending some time, rather than just grabbing a girl. Your chances of getting a good table are much better.

Entry procedure requires hand sanitizer, temperature check, frisk and paying the 20 k per person door fee, after which you're met by a waiter who will help with your table selection. Ours was in the corner, next to the stage, close to the doors leading up to the rooms, a good spot.

Initially every other seating area was closed off, keeping distancing between groups, but that ended once the club filled. By the time we were ready to go, about 2:30, we had received a few offers to buy our table.

Inside the club is much nicer than Fase Dos. The seats are comfortable the ambiance and lighting are excellent and the service is top notch. Just raise your hand and Freddy, or whoever your waiter is, will be right over. At Fase Dos, if you want service you need to first sacrifice a live chicken to the gods.

The music was much better than Fase Dos, better music means better dancers.

Overall the girls were better than Fase Dos, although we saw a few of the same girls at each club. However, there were a few that should be retired. Take a pretty girl, add a cheap boob job, a cheap butt job and cheap tattoos and no thanks.

Two of us took girls up to the rooms. Mine was a short girl with a bit of meat to her, one of the better looking boob jobs, but still not good and no tattoos. No GFE, CBJ, rushed from the beginning. She had done some coke, I know the signs, before we went up. Overall she was decent, but ends up on the bottom spot for my trip. Everything was too mechanical, too rushed. Price was 300 k all in.

I'd guess over 100 girls were there by the time we left and seemed the best ones arrived after 1 am.

Total for a bottle of Ron Medellin 5 years, 6 mixers and 5 lady drinks was 570 k, tip is not included. Freddy earned a 100 k tip and he was happy to get it. Lady drinks were 25 k each.

Crowd at La Isla was about 80% gringo. Fase Dos was 20% gringo.

There are 2 areas where Fase Dos beats La Isla, since prices are now the same. If you want to buy one coke and sit for 3 hours at Fase Dos, you can do that. Often it's a requirement, since it might take that long to get a second coke.

The real place where Fase Dos shines, the rooms. The rooms at Fase Dos are much nicer, much more comfortable and have hot water. La Isla didn't even have hot water and the rooms were smaller than many of the El Centro casas. At least they were clean.

Overall La Isla is a top notch club with a good offering of girls. The only weak spot was the rooms.

[Mr Enternational]

I decide to buy her a drink. Step number one to balling LOL. Tequila 43 k.

Damn. When Sang said drinks were expensive I thought he was bullshitting. Last time I was in Gustos like 2 years ago drinks were half that price.

[Blakman]

When I walk in I see 2 stunning tall chocalate girls. I have never seen chocolate girls in gusto so I am wonder are they tourist as well. I also notice my 8th.

Pretty face. Looks a little pudgy tonight she's smiling. She's an old 6 tonight. I decide to buy her a drink. Step number one to balling LOL. Tequila 43 k. 57 k more and I am fucking a girl for 3 hrs. Balling days are over. I leave her alone. She text me says she wants to be with me tomorrow. Its not packed. And its a bad mix of gorditos and a few hot ones. In all Honesty, Gusto nightlife does not compare to Classico the. D.R, Clubs in Pattaya / Thailand. Anyways I am window shopping and I get one of the chocolate girl number. I am willing to pay 300 k for each of them that's how legit they look. Later she text me to by a drink. I text back when we meet. I know that probably kills the possibility. But I am not into paying for drinks then paying more for your time. I can use that money to buy liquor at the house. Anyways what I notice some girls are in Gustos and lleras park club working then the next week they are walking in lleras park. Guess they got the boot from the owners. I found that interesting. I was feeling better but not quite over my bug so I just wanted to get home and sleep. Got in cab the end.

[Knowledge]

Luna Lunera is on 33, no need to bring a date there.

Both strips, la 33, and la 70 are good fun. But, bring a date. There are few, if any girls looking for action with foreigners there. Lots of bars, easy to see where the crowds are drawn to. Its Colombians partying with Colombians, the Colombian way.

[Knowledge]

Spanish is useful and convenient in Colombia but not necessary for leisure purposes. It is an advantage but not a deal maker or deal breaker. On websites like this one you will often see statements along the lines of "no one speaks English in Colombia". Of course that is not true across the board. Very few of the providers and their support personnel we interact with as punters speak English but it is extremely rare to encounter a white collar professional in Colombia who does not have at least intermediate level English. It is generally a non-negotiable requirement for any salaried employees above entry level of major companies. Especially foreign owned companies.

Sex and money since the beginning of time most definitely a universal language and I can understand your frustration with not understanding Spanish and the translator crap. Some guys will swear that they can operate just fine not speaking Spanish using a translator, but the truth is, it's a whole different world when you can speak the language.

Most of the issues and shit that the Chicas try to pull on guys who don't speak Spanish are way less, at least that's been my experience. I've been told I'm fluent in Spanish by other Colombians which honestly I find hard to believe at times because sometimes I can't understand some people and it's a function of their accent. I understand way more than I can say, maybe ten times as much and can carry on conversations on most topics, but flounder on the different tenses to use, but for some reason seem to always be able to get my point across, more so than some speakers who have all the tenses nailed meaning their booksmart, that's at least what a tutor told me..

[Osteoknot]

My tall, brunette, heavenly walks in, and leads me to the room. Finally got the chance to look at her up close. She's a paisa through and through, you don't even have to ask.

Entertaining. I am not questioning the veracity of your Report, but I thought "tall" and "Paisa" were mutually exclusive terms. I randomly tagged five Paisas in a row in Medellin and not one of them was over 5 feet tall.

[Knowledge]

I knew where you were coming from Blakman. From the outside looking in it is hard to reconcile the Gustos phenomenon. For a Centro rat it is especially hard. All the same it is normal to be curious but that doesn't mean we want to get involved. For me popcorn is more sane than popping bottles.

I know you guys didn't think I would entertain balling at gusto. I just wanted details. Jjbee good post. I will never be ready. What you guys tell me is absurd. More power to the fellows who have it like that..

[Bmore07]

The rumor has Colombia going into another quarantine. I'd prefer not to get stuck. Have a friend whovot stuck in Italy for 4 months. Anyone else hearing about another shut down?

[Mcd2293]

Yep. Rain will start to slow down now. Should be nice for the holidays! Always had good weather when I've been there in December and January.

Rain has been going crazy this whole week. I'm hoping it slows down as I have just only another day or two before I head to Bogota. Never been to Bogota, but I hear it's cold and depressing LOL.

[JjBee62]

I'm with you, Blakman. The stories of Gustos are insane. Great place for someone who only has a few days and will probably never go again. Otherwise, I don't see the point. Overpriced. Drinks and girls. Girls are not that impressive IMO. I've had more fun in Lleras Park (disc) and Lleras Town. Actually, best bet is to skip Lleras all together and go to La 70 or La 33. And skip La Isla and Fase II. If you must, wait until after hours and go to the clubs where the strippers go to party. I've done that once or twice and had a great time. Strippers get horny too.

If you're going for cocktails El Botanico on Carrera 33 (not to be confused with La Botanika) makes drinks that will bring tears of joy to your eyes and they're cheaper than Gusto. Plus the food is absolutely fantastic.

[JjBee62]

Sex and money since the beginning of time most definitely a universal language and I can understand your frustration with not understanding Spanish and the translator crap. Some guys will swear that they can operate just fine not speaking Spanish using a translator, but the truth is, it's a whole different world when you can speak the language.

Most of the issues and shit that the Chicas try to pull on guys who don't speak Spanish are way less, at least that's been my experience. I've been told I'm fluent in Spanish by other Colombians which honestly I find hard to believe at times because sometimes I can't understand some people and it's a function of their accent. I understand way more than I can say, maybe ten times as much and can carry on conversations on most topics, but flounder on the different tenses to use, but for some reason seem to always be able to get my point across, more so than some speakers who have all the tenses nailed meaning their booksmart, that's at least what a tutor told me.

Regardless, I think you have done quite well in Medellin with the Chicas you've written about in your posts having very limited Spanish speaking skills, a lot of times it's not how much you can say, but the timing of when to say things to the Chicas, albeit it may be garbled.

I have most of the tenses down, although I occasionally get befuddled, however, the more important part is having the vocabulary to go with it. That's where most of my problem is, not being able to remember the right word.

[JjBee62]

I like that place but quarentine in March closed it. 300 k wow. Mucho. Jjbee karma is a *****. I am struggling with a stomach bug myself. But no temperature..

Did you get some bad popcorn? Hope you're back on fighting condition quick. Watermelon juice is good to keep you hydrated and it's easy on the stomach. Sandia in Spanish.

[JjBee62]

Uber, didi, indriver, even coopebombas all greatly decrease the potential for that sort of thing. That sort of thing does occur regularly. Sometimes the taxistas are in on it and sometimes they are not. Several of my loca friends tell me San Diego is a hotspot for it, especially the side streets around Little Caracas.

I've seen girls before riding around Parque Lleras in a taxi trying to get gringos in the taxi. I'd definitely steer clear of that.

I've almost always had good luck walking out of Parque Lleras on Calle 9 and grabbing a taxi in front of Parque Poblado.

[JjBee62]

I guess I have the best of both worlds in Medellin.

I have a nice place to chill with a Chica for a few days at a time in Poblado when I want, getting to blow loads whenever I want, especially early in the morning, at happy hour during Sunset, before bedtime, and when I don't have a Chica at my place, I do bombing runs in El Centro.

Last week was terrific, some days I would hit El Centro early in the morning and in the afternoon after a workout and then do some fine dining in Poblado, and other days would be sequestered in my place with my Nympho, playing house at times, cooking meals, drinking wine, and banging up in the Terazza bedroom besides the master bedroom.

Perhaps I'm a contradiction, being a dumpster diver in El Centro, yet an inhabitant of Poblado.

I have dined in Poblado in the past spending upwards of $ 80 USD for a fine dinner with wines, yet just a few hours before dinner spending $ 10 to 15 USD banging a Chica in El Centro to get my appetite up before dinner.

Maybe this is a strange picture for some, yet it's how I roll, and had been for the three years before the Pandemic.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the price has very little to do with your love of being a Centro rat. It's the thrill of the hunt, the walk on the dark side. Paying a chica to come over is normal, vanilla and there's no thrill, but grabbing a sweetie from the street is taboo, with just a whiff of danger.

Seems perfectly normal to me.