Medellin Reports

[Hilfinger]

It was spectacular all over the city. I have photos from my balcony. Crazy Colombian fun.

I was kinda shocked, did not expect it. The paisa lying next to me said she was reluctant in joining me this week because of it. She was right, no way to sleep until about 4:30 am in Laureles. I didn't know about this event in the early morning of Dec 1 each year. Didn't help that the yappy chihuahua in the next door's Airbnb owner wouldn't stop screeching. I love dogs but.

[JustTK]

While I am partial to spas / clubs with privados, see lots of talk about IG / FB was wondering what keywords to look for to do some chica mining.

Try these keyword searches in facebook -.
Alejandra.
Stefani.
Paola.
Medellin.

[CenTexCrash]

First time in Medellin (and Colombia) coming up. While I am partial to spas / clubs with privados, see lots of talk about IG / FB was wondering what keywords / groups / Whatsapp groups to look for to do some chica mining.

Also if any fellow ISGers in MDE Dec 8 (9) -14 lmk, DM is open (just purged almost 100 old messages so its open open).

[DudeNgso]

First, I am new to this board. Recently went to MDE for first time. I was on the DR board for years and Sosua was my main spot, with visits to the DR. Most reports under an old screenname though as I forgot password and was off board for awhile.

Anyway, thanks to all who have shared info. As so much was useful to me. To those complaining about the board, it was FAR worse for months leading up to my trip.

I didn't even bother posting or asking any questions. I dared not steal the thunder of Ost. And a few others. But he was far and away the worst. Endless diatribes about his conquests and girl #1, 2, 3, 4 and so on. And the pics. It was so pathetic and I have never seen (or thankfully met) a more insecure vapid human being. The thought of him ever telling me to RTFF, after reading his useless cry for help dribble for so long, was more than I could stomach, so I didn't even bother.

But thank you to all who have added useful info. It helped me with an enjoyable trip. I will write up details this weekend to pay it forward and maybe help others.

[Mr Enternational]

The Minister of Health today announced she will probably enact a requirement that masks be worn in closed or open spaces that are "crowded. " No specific date has been announced.

So we did not learn the first time that masks can not stop anything. And we learned that we should wait until more people get sick before trying to do anything.

[Questner]

The Minister of Health today announced she will probably enact a requirement that masks be worn in closed or open spaces that are "crowded. " Some examples cited were public transportation, senior citizen and other health care facilities, and entertainment events. The Minister cited growing cases of coronavirus and the traditional year end flu season. No specific date has been announced. Unconfirmed media reports indicate it would begin within two weeks.

https://www.elpais.com.co/colombia/u...por-covid.html

Open spaces too. So, fuck them. Will travel where there is no such nonsense.

[Knowledge]

The Minister of Health today announced she will probably enact a requirement that masks be worn in closed or open spaces that are "crowded. " Some examples cited were public transportation, senior citizen and other health care facilities, and entertainment events. The Minister cited growing cases of coronavirus and the traditional year end flu season. No specific date has been announced. Unconfirmed media reports indicate it would begin within two weeks.

[Anthony2023]

No problem at all. Its a regular request.

Thanks. Looks like I'll have to check out loutron since that seems to get everyone's vote for casa with the best looking girls.

[DogLife]

Hello ISG Admin.

Can I put in a request to change the name of the board from "Medellin Reports" to "Medellin Opinions". It is pedantic, but accurate.

My first post was on 9/01/2021, #48892, some 692 pages ago. While this board has provided some valuable information and I would like to see it stay around, however, the change in the board title would reflect what is actually going on here. The following is my reasoning:

Statistical Percentage Values.

1% Reports (of various quality, and yet an inflated value).

2% Questions.

2% Replies to questions (including 20% of those being snarky RTFF remarks, which is an absolutely insane reply because of the time spent typing the snark could have answered the question, and then later the replier becomes part of the 95% mentioned below).

95% Opinions, arguments (less manly ribbing and seemingly becoming more and more personal), throw away "Yaas Queen!" remarks, waxing philosophical about what a "10" is, waxing philosophical about what the dollar value of pussy is, waxing philosophical about economics (always supply and demand. Basic 101 stuff), complaining about disruptions in the market due to newbies and weekend warriors.

This is what 1-year of data looks like:

Date Range: 9/1/21 - 11/30/22 = 456 days.

Number of Posts during that range: 59270 - 48892 = 10,378 post.

Pages Generated Per Day: 692/456 = 1. 5 pages per day.

Post Frequency: 10378/456 = 22 posts per day.

Report Frequency: 22*1% = 1 report post 5 per day.

Frequency of a Report: 5/1. 5 = Once every 3. 333 days.

Conclusion: Talk about a bunch of noise and static to find a scrap of value.

And. If the people complaining about Medellin becoming more popular and more expensive, then look the culprit is the frequency of posts and the volume everyone shouts out about how great Medellin is. Yes, the ISG page is probably just a drop in the bucket compared to YouTube -- and dummy YouTubers who are not even making making money from their street videos, just raising lust and awareness -- but the over-communication on the "Reports" forum certainly doesn't help when a YouTuber converts to ISG and sees a literal jerk circle. That convert is going to want whip his junk out and start beating it like mad, too.

Looking forward to the title change so I can at least manage expectations.

Thanks and regards.

LS.

Wow! You have a lot of time in your hands Litmus.

Why not analyze the full set of data from inception and not just last 1 year.

That would be interesting.

[Knowledge]

I think the generally accepted options are Schwab card and facebook girls. Nothing else exists in Colombia based on much of what I read on this website.

Nope they were god awful ugly and it turned into a stabbing incident. So doubt I will go back for another 3 years. I know plenty of guys that will. Not me. If I spend all day there I guess it's possible to find one. No one wants 300 cop (do they?) there. Prices is not the issue. Had no interest in what was offered even if they paid me. I found a less expensive option than Calle 10 SW's who I don't trust much. Online. I am happy with that so far.

[John Clayton]

I went to Tijuana once because I happen to be in San Diego. It was a good time but I wouldn't travel all the way from the east coast just to go to it.

"tru' dat"

[Mtndew704]

Thank you Dcrist and the others who replied!

I'll try Tijuana at some point, its not going anywhere. Medellin is next on my list. Trying to improve my Spanish but its going slow.

I went to Tijuana once because I happen to be in San Diego. It was a good time but I wouldn't travel all the way from the east coast just to go to it.

[JustTK]

I too would like some in sight if this is easily achievable in Medellin, since where I'm staying and most places have a 2 person rule,


I'm also not trying to get scoped so I'm curious if threesomes are available at casas?.

No problem at all. Its a regular request.

[JjBee62]

I too would like some in sight if this is easily achievable in Medellin, since where I'm staying and most places have a 2 person rule, I'm also not trying to get scoped so I'm curious if threesomes are available at casas? Specifically mansion or loutron since more people mention it. Might as well take advantage of the cheaper rates. Having a chick suck / lick your balls while another chick rides you is really nice I highly recommend it if you haven't done so already LOL.

Trios, as they are called in Medellin are pretty easy to come by (too easy, as some of the girls drugging and robbing gringos use the "let me bring my friend" angle to improve the odds of achieving their goal). However, a Colombian trio is usually not the threesome most guys are expecting. Here's my guide.

The common Colombian trio is basically a tag team wrestling match. While 1 girl is in bed with you the other is on her phone. After a decent interval, they will switch. Often the spectator girl will use the distraction to acquire things: Airpods, cash, or other small valuable items.

It's important to avoid suggested trios from any girl you don't know. Not only is there a risk of robbery, there's a good chance you won't be pleased with the experience (my first one left me pissed off and it took 2 more to have a good one).

It's possible to have a trio at a casa, but it's probably going to be underwhelming. In my opinion, if you're starting from scratch, Facebook is the best option for setting up a true threesome (for those wanting girl on girl) or a winning trio (for those wanting 2 girls pleasing them). However, you can fulfill this desire from other sources, if you follow some guidelines.

1. Session solo with different girls until you find a winner. If you have the time, do it twice. If she performs at or above your standards, question her about other girls. She almost certainly has friends.

2. Bring up the trio. If she's interested ask her to pick a girl and show you what she looks like. Assuming the girl looks good, discuss what you expect. Be very specific. If not you might get 2 girls hugging naked instead of 2 girls locked in 69. Discuss the price.

3. While she's there have her confirm the details with the other girl. Try to read into the replies. Is the girl just agreeing, or is she sending a bunch of heart emojis? Does she seem hesitant, or excited?

4. Set up the date and time.

You might have to go through a few girls before you get to step 4. At that point you have a chance to get what you want.

5. Meet the girls away from your apartment. Meeting for lunch is a good idea. This is a chance to screen the second girl. Does she look like you expected? How is her mood? If you decide she's not going to work, it's better to handle it outside of your place. It's a good idea to discuss this possibility in step 2.

6. Time to go to your room. Before you left to meet them, you should have put everything of value in a safe place. Personally, unless you're staying in an upscale apartment, I'd load them into a taxi and head to Motel Ibiza. You'll have a jacuzzi that fits 3, a shower that fits 3 (call the desk for extra towels), drinks, music, a stripper pole and everything you need to make some memories, and all your stuff is safely locked away in your room. Plus you don't have to worry about noise.

7. Set the tone. Put the phones down. Have one of them get some music going. Neither of them should have their phone until it's over. If they want to take pictures, use your phone. Call the desk to turn on the water for the jacuzzi, adjust the temperature, add bubble bath (in the refrigerator) and get the party started.

8. If you chose wisely and covered everything in the discussion phase, you might be able to get by with minimal direction. However, I've found that being in control works better than just letting it happen.

From there it's all up to you. One precaution. Put your clothes where they'll stay dry and won't be within reach of the action. I've found having 2 girls in a jacuzzi tends to get messy.

[Elvis 2008]

Hello ISG Admin.

Can I put in a request to change the name of the board from "Medellin Reports" to "Medellin Opinions". It is pedantic, but accurate.

My first post was on 9/01/2021, #48892, some 692 pages ago. While this board has provided some valuable information and I would like to see it stay around, however, the change in the board title would reflect what is actually going on here. The following is my reasoning:

Statistical Percentage Values.

1% Reports (of various quality, and yet an inflated value).

2% Questions.

2% Replies to questions (including 20% of those being snarky RTFF remarks, which is an absolutely insane reply because of the time spent typing the snark could have answered the question, and then later the replier becomes part of the 95% mentioned below).

95% Opinions, arguments (less manly ribbing and seemingly becoming more and more personal), throw away "Yaas Queen!" remarks, waxing philosophical about what a "10" is, waxing philosophical about what the dollar value of pussy is, waxing philosophical about economics (always supply and demand. Basic 101 stuff), complaining about disruptions in the market due to newbies and weekend warriors.

This is what 1-year of data looks like:

Date Range: 9/1/21 - 11/30/22 = 456 days.

Number of Posts during that range: 59270 - 48892 = 10,378 post.

Pages Generated Per Day: 692/456 = 1. 5 pages per day.

Post Frequency: 10378/456 = 22 posts per day.

Report Frequency: 22*1% = 1 report post 5 per day.

Frequency of a Report: 5/1. 5 = Once every 3. 333 days.

Conclusion: Talk about a bunch of noise and static to find a scrap of value.

And. If the people complaining about Medellin becoming more popular and more expensive, then look the culprit is the frequency of posts and the volume everyone shouts out about how great Medellin is. Yes, the ISG page is probably just a drop in the bucket compared to YouTube -- and dummy YouTubers who are not even making making money from their street videos, just raising lust and awareness -- but the over-communication on the "Reports" forum certainly doesn't help when a YouTuber converts to ISG and sees a literal jerk circle. That convert is going to want whip his junk out and start beating it like mad, too.

I read your report LS, and you make it sound like you gave a great review when all you did was rehash the La Isla scene. Medellin has its street walkers, casas, on line escorts / Facebook, strip clubs, and sugar baby sites like many other cities. A valid criticism, unlike what you gave, is to actually list the women who gave you the guy poor or great service. I am not sure why guys do not do that here, but they do not and as such, you are going to see nothing but the discussions you talked about.

If you said, here is a picture of Jennifer and she works at La Isla and she is a great fuck I paid 350 k for then you would have provided useful and new information. All you did was give a generic description of La Isla that was not helpful to anyone who has been there or really anyone who would go. All your material had been previously covered.

The real issue with the forum then is not sharing the looks, pics, and performance of women. If you are banging something ugly on the cheap, you are not going to want to show how ugly she is. If she is hot and cheap, you are afraid she will be taken from you. If you are paying a lot, you are afraid you will be roasted for the amount you pay. That is what the problem is, and as long as guys hide that information, the discussions and arguments that have been present will be the same ones you see in the future.

I first went to Medellin like 20 years ago, and outside of a new club here or there, the scene now is pretty much the same as it was. So if we did things your way, all you would see is 20 years of descriptions of the same old place again and again, and I am not sure how useful that really would be.