Medellin Reports

[Lois Sanborn]

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

I'm assuming you're working at a big company? If you were working at some lax start up you could probably get away with leaving an always on desktop set up in SF with TeamViewer or something and just transfer shit over to that computer when you need to submit work to the office. Probably be a lot harder at big tech because though, probably would have standard company issue laptops with some enterprise monitoring on them.

[ColombiaLover]

I experienced something a little different when I stayed at the Haven (twice). The first room I had was small. Only a double bed. No jacuzzi. Shower was great. The second room I booked had a jacuzzi. I thought the room was great. Much bigger than the first room. Jacuzii was a good size, looked good, and had various control options (including music). The room had a small table with two chairs. The pool is small, but I was often the only one in it (or I was with a chica). Elevator is small and slow (only one of them). I would agree that most of the guys are met were relative newbies, which makes sense given it's proximity to Lleras.

Never stayed in the Dann Carlton, but have stayed several times in the Dann Carlton Belfort. Beds are hard for my tastes (because I'm a side sleeper). But it's quiet. The staff is nice (no issues with brining in girls). The pool is good and there is a jacuzzi. You can get a good deal during the week. Prices always seemed to be higher on the weekend, which seemed counterintuitive given the clientele I saw. Taxis get lost because they always assume you want to go to the Dann Carlton, not the Dann Carlton Belfort. The two are relatively close to one another.

Arrive July 4th Medellin (from Bog) stayed at Haven for 3 nights, Jacuzzi room with balcony, has a terrific view from the rooftop. Pool is tiny, so it is the bar / restaurant. Most of the people there were amateur "mongers". They had no clue what to do or where to go. Constant parade of girls in & out / small elevator. Jacuzzi is overrated & dangerous. Flooded the room. No place to sit, no desk but staff brought in extra furniture for me. Nice people. Get a large room if you stay there. Forget the Jacuzzi. IMHO.

July 8 - 19th I checked into Dann Carlton Medellin. I must have stayed 4 weeks in total over the 60 days I was in Colombia. It felt like home. The guests are mostly Colombian business people, government people with a few well traveled "mongers" who had shopped around over the years. I used the pool, walked around the neighborhood to the river park & Poblado Park and lots of small local restaurants. Asked a SA girl (hot) over and we enjoyed some time together, had dinner after. Suddenly she gets a call that her mom is having seizures and she cancels the remainder of the night. (dah, the girls play too many games in Med) Met an executive from an unnamed social media company. LOL and took him to La Isla. I found a pro dancer (video productions etc.) working there and we ended up spending 3 nights together at Dann Carlton. What's the count now, maybe 10 or so over 10 nights? Avg still high, 400 cop. Went to a private presidential penthouse party with xyztravel. The Colombian president Mrquez was in the building, 30 soldiers and bomb sniffing golden retrievers downstairs. Xyz can tell us about these escapades. I brought him a present. And he was forced to do her #7 (I think for the night. Too many girls, not enough time. Don't know how he does it. FB girls mostly. Ask him for the secret. There may have been some recreational substances. I also visited Lleras circled many times with my driver. Took numbers. There were no girls that were dressed well enough to get past the Dann Carlton fron desk. So I passed. Although 2 girls were very enticing & wanted to do a 3 some for 400 cop, I planned to call later. (not enough time) Went to Fase dos and found 2 more. That's in the next post. Adding photos etc. Later.

[Litmus Smut]

Questions to the forum:

1. Escort website such as Photoprepagos, Mileroticos, Erospremium; how reliable are when it comes to "what you see is what you get"?

I've found some high prices on Eros Premium (circa 700 mil per hour) while seeing 140 mil per hour in all the others. Anyone can validate a few things?

Is Eros worth it?

Of all the sites, are the pictures accurate?

Some offer to hold sexual congress in their apartments. What's the average apartment like? Cramped? Smokey? Well lit?

[MarquisdeSade1]

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/09...e-card-hawaii/

I don't like this, but I've been vaxed 3 x and can prove it, what are you anti vaxing mongers going to do?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/o...id-travel.html

[BlackThought]

Ayye! I work in tech too. I would never consider working out of California. Granted, it is very nice out there. The dream is working remote out of Colombia if I can figure out how to make it out at some point in the future.

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

[BlackThought]

But where exactly what is legal? I've done FKK's in Munich.

Prostitution. I've been to the FKK clubs in NRW as I would fly into Dusseldorf for work.

The FKK clubs in NRW is cheaper than Frankfurt / Berlin. Acapulco was 40 euro for 30 min, Golden time & living room are 50 euros for 30 min. Beautiful Romanians, but the hotter ones of course are in Frankfurt, but they're notorious for upselling and shitty attitudes. Plus side is practically all of them can hold a conversation in English, I have to use google translate in Colombia LOL.

Don't expect the curvaceous bodies of Latinas.

[BlackThought]

Colombian arepas are the worst! Jajaaja. Venezuelan areapas, no problem, much better than Colombian arepas. I believe the improvement might be due to a rare, exotic ingredient otherwise known as butter, but I am not sure if that is indeed the missing piece to the puzzle, jajajaja. Even my Colombian girlfriends try to pawn off their arepas to me, tossing them like little frisbees onto my plate when we are eating out.

I declare the Colombian arepa to be the most bland known food in the universe. They are so bland, that nothing you can put on them, queso, salsas, carne, etc. Will overcome their stifling blandness, jajajajaja. Supposedly it is a national insult to bemoan the Colombian arepa, but I have yet to met one person who will say they enjoy them. WTF?

Jajajaj. I'm not a fan of Colombian cuisine, it's just as bad as German food. But Colombia and Germany are my top 2 monger destinations.

[Osteoknot]

Grand total, 225 mil COP

I reported 50 mil COP less than the actual total. Grand total should have been around 275 mil COP. Still, more than worth it, obvious. I write too fast for my own good sometimes.

[Osteoknot]

I have mongered many places in el mundo and again even the pussy here in Medellin or in Botota or Cartagena or Cali or Bucaramanga or Cucuta or Santa Marta or, well you get it has been all clean yes even the skanky looking ones in centro, hehehehe but hey they need lovin too, right!

The other night had a TLN in my apartment with a paisa who is 8 plus months pregnant and usually pregos will have a discharge, not much but usually a little slimy stuff seeping out of their money hole, but will admit that the preggo pussy is even just as clean, this preggo marks the 3rd that I have had in the past 2 months and all 3 were clean as a whistle.

Much love and respect to all.

The Tall Man.

I'm all for Medellin having some of the cleanest pussy on the planet! They might be overdoing it a bit, but probably no reason to complain. Last night, I was eating out some new pussy, very clean, but I could just barely taste the bitterness of medicine. I asked her what was up and she said her period ended a couple of days earlier, and she always puts a clotrimazole vag suppository in her twat after her period. Those two things have nothing to do with each other, clotrimazole treats candida or yeast. Normal menstrual cycles don't need any intervention.

There's been ongoing debate for 100 years if douche is beneficial or even possibly harmful. I've had other chicas in Medellin tell me the same thing, that they "medicate" their pussies for no known reason other than routine. I stopped one of my girls from regularly putting medication in her twat, I can't remember med or girl, jeje, because she thought it was like a "vitamin" that made her pussy healthier. But it was an antibiotic. Actually, antibiotics can fuck up the normal flora of a pussy. I can't think of any organ in the human body that does not maintain itself when treated right and used regularly. How to treat a pussy "right" is debatable, jajaja. But these chicas are obsessed with maintenance of the potential spaces between their legs. If there is any err in this situation, I am glad as hell it is on the side of cleanliness. I think this all probably traces back to even Biblical times when menstruating women were referred to as being "unclean" and then that more gets adopted by the culture.

[MarquisdeSade1]

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/09...e-card-hawaii/

[Osteoknot]

Maybe they don't want remnants of last night's arepa in their butthole when you dive deep jaja.

Colombian arepas are the worst! Jajaaja. Venezuelan areapas, no problem, much better than Colombian arepas. I believe the improvement might be due to a rare, exotic ingredient otherwise known as butter, but I am not sure if that is indeed the missing piece to the puzzle, jajajaja. Even my Colombian girlfriends try to pawn off their arepas to me, tossing them like little frisbees onto my plate when we are eating out.

I declare the Colombian arepa to be the most bland known food in the universe. They are so bland, that nothing you can put on them, queso, salsas, carne, etc. Will overcome their stifling blandness, jajajajaja. Supposedly it is a national insult to bemoan the Colombian arepa, but I have yet to met one person who will say they enjoy them. WTF?

[Osteoknot]

Just go to Germany where it's legal.

But where exactly what is legal? I've done FKK's in Munich.

[SlapShot10]

Happy Masajes (. Com) / happymasajesmed on IG.

Location: Belen.

Prices: 100 k (30 m Erotic Rapido) / 150 k (60 m Erotic) / 185 k (Body2 Body) / Many More Options.

Note: Did a couples erotic.

Massage: Very light massage with frequent touching + happy ending.

Chica Review: Gabi was bubbly and sensual, and looked much better when she put on her babydoll. Laura has a gorgeous face, but zero eye contact, hidden baby damage. Both were better looking than my very limited massage experiences in Medellin.

Site: House with several rooms, showers, various setups for different massages.

Recommendation: Ask for the menu of services and masajistas (also for photo of the building), and if it's in your budget, give it a shot. I'm curious as to a solo experience. My GF did not appreciate the surprise and killed the mood. The masseuses made the best of it.

[TheCritic]

Hello fellow mongerers,

I am about to fulfil like a 10 year fantasy to travel to Medellin and dip my toes in. I have some dates / nights setup with SA girls and a few tinder matches. I just wanted to ask a quick question. For someone with limited Spanish, where do you suggest I stay? I was thinking El Poblado or Laureles and getting an Air BNB. Air BNBs are probably residential towers. Are these a nono for chicas?

I use airbnb exclusively when hobbying. I normally find a place I like and check out the reviews. Many times, other guys will leave clues like, "if you are a single guy, this is where you want to stay" or outright say it's guest friendly. Even then, I always message the guest directly and ask if "outside guests" are allowed. It's important you ask because even the ones who allow it are all over the place policy wise. I've gotten the following:

-no prob.

-no prob, but no minors, we verify ID (got this a lot in Cartagena).

-no more than 1 per day.

-must be gone by 10 p.

-can stay all night but can't leave between 5 a-10 a (basically avoiding leery neighbors eyes).

-up to 2 guests, any more $20 usd per to the doorman or $20 usd per guest period.

So as you can see, there also may be opportunities for countering / negotiating for the ones that charge fees.

I've had no problem finding guest friendly Airbnb's in Cartegena & Medellin. Some Airbnb's are unattended / self checkin but I'd rather pass a place up than to try to skirt the policies of the host. Many have Cameras at the door etc and I just don't want the kinda problems that may lead to. It's to easy to find a suitable place with a little footwork.

[The Tall Man]

If that carries through to El Centro, that is simply fucking amazing.

I have asked a couple of them to shower less because I wanted to smell something other than soap, perfume and deodorant. They know I am clean but I don't bother showering until after they arrive because they want to see it. They must've all attended a Puta Convention somewhere because in the last three weeks, off all sudden, I got to brush my teeth first, too. I didn't have bad breath I was already using Listerine, before, during and after. Two of them even said, "No Listerine, brush. " WTF, at there very least there must be an on-line puta newsletter if not a convention, jajajaja.

I haven't kept count and my numbers are not grande, but I echo what my fellow mongers are saying. Of all the chicas I have been with here, I asked ONE girl one time to step in the shower, no discharge or horrible fish smell, but she came to me straight from work, where she did a full day of manual repetitive motion labor, and was just a tad too sweaty. And she took absolutely no offense. Other than that, the girls here make the young pussy I was getting in high school look stank. I kid you not. I have not been to Romania, yet. I heard those girls are on par with these chicas for cleanliness. I want to visit Romania for the mongering. And supposedly, Romania has some jaw dropping beaches. Who wudda think it?

I have mongered many places in el mundo and again even the pussy here in Medellin or in Botota or Cartagena or Cali or Bucaramanga or Cucuta or Santa Marta or, well you get it has been all clean yes even the skanky looking ones in centro, hehehehe but hey they need lovin too, right!

The other night had a TLN in my apartment with a paisa who is 8 plus months pregnant and usually pregos will have a discharge, not much but usually a little slimy stuff seeping out of their money hole, but will admit that the preggo pussy is even just as clean, this preggo marks the 3rd that I have had in the past 2 months and all 3 were clean as a whistle.

Much love and respect to all.

The Tall Man.