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  1. #35870

    Try To Emulate The King Of Thailand- Rama X

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapShot10  [View Original Post]
    YES! In the past 3+ hours, this chica did more cleaning, drinking, sucking, & fucking than my ex-wife did in 2 weeks! Cheers.
    Finally you got a blow job and your brains fucked out by a Nympho. Great report, as always entertaining to read. You've gone from woe is me to "Shazam". With such nice digs your staying in, perhaps you should be looking for a concubine and servants to move in. The King of Thailand who is a piece of shit is holed up in a Swiss Chalet with a harem of 20 concubines and servants, and nobody knows whether his four wives are with him as well. Anyways, sounds like your on Cloud Nine.

    Enjoy it as there is a lot of misery in the world right now.

  2. #35869
    Quote Originally Posted by Surfer500  [View Original Post]
    Eight girls in one night, did he come each time, I doubt it.

    With a slow drip of Viagra I could bang every hour on the hour but wouldn't be coming much if at all.
    What? Bro, are you kidding me, you never fucked 10+ different girls and cum every time in one night in your late teens and twenties. Man, you must had a different childhood than PN and me. I haven't had the need for viagra yet, I'm sure my time will come. But please go fuck as many chicks as you can to make up for you loss.

    P.S. Please don't take this personal, you are a respected member on this thread.

  3. #35868
    You recovered and rallied brilliantly.

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapShot10  [View Original Post]
    YES!

    In the past 3+ hours, this chica did more cleaning, drinking, sucking, & fucking than my ex-wife did in 2 weeks! I went with La Diabla's WhatsApp list, and narrowed it down to two (more on that later). I chose a curvy chica with dyed hair. After confirming, she arrived 45 minutes later, right on time. First impression wasn't great, and it turns out, it was just the clothes and makeup. She looked older (maybe late 20's idk). Within 10 minutes, we were drinking in the jacuzzi. 10 minutes after that she was deep throating like a champ. A little music, a great view, and a chica that knew exactly what the fuck she was doing! Gagging, makeup running, allowing photos / video, and moreover, encouraging. CIM, then chat for awhile. Next, head to the guest bedroom, upstairs by the jacuzzi. Sucking, again, and this time, she wanted more. Condom, and then she requests cuatro. Several positions, her thick ass looked amazing in the mirror, and from above. Eventually, she is on top and as I am about to burst, I notice I can't see the condom. I pull out, spray a bit on my stomach, she grabs it like it's and oxygen tank sitting on the front lawn of a burning house. And finishes me off. Then, she licks up the rest. She tells me she is 19.

    She asks if I chose her out of a group, or if she was just sent without me knowing who would show up. I tell her I received maybe 10+ girls, and decided between her and another. I show her the other's photo, and she says that's her best friend's little sister. We had a great connection, and she was a fucking machine. So, we agree she will come over on Tuesday, with this other girl. We can't make it downstairs, as we finally kiss, and we are banging, again. This time, Hideo Nodomo. Blah blah blah, I pull out on her back, and she wipes it off and licks it off her fingers. Oh, prior, she is on all fours, fingering herself, with me filming.

  4. #35867
    The President hinted tonight that the April 13 end of the quarantine is still in play. He mentioned that "adultos mayores" (70+) will continue to be under quarantine restrictions until May 30. He went on to say that when you are in the house with them you have to continue to take precaution to avoid becoming a vector for the virus. Of course, that could change depending on how the next few days go. The death rate is holding steady and the recovery rate is inching up slightly now in the mid 50's. There are just under 1200 confirmed cases nationwide as of today.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTallMan  [View Original Post]
    Yep I can vouch for PN, he is the centro king as we share some girls in common, he trains them well, hehehehehe thanks for sharing after all "sharing is caring" right, hehehehe.

    I'm set in my apartment with my 2 18 and 22 yo Vennies for the past 10 days so have no need nor desire to head into centro / Botero. Just hanging out. I don't want to get sick.

    It will be interesting how things unfold in the coming weeks and months, completely unknown territory ahead for us all.

    The Tall Man.

  5. #35866
    Yes, that is what I was getting at. In fact, there are even easier ways to defeat regional restrictions. I piped in to help a fellow member make an informed decision.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    I use Nord VPN myself. Otherwise I would be locked out of a lot of stuff from back home. Banks, Amazon, IRS, some videos, etc. And I use it when I am back home so that I won't get busted downloading shit (it has happened before).

    I need one too after reading that report!

  6. #35865
    Quote Originally Posted by Knowledge  [View Original Post]
    The Internet is designed to make time zones and national borders irrelevant. The idea you mentioned that your photo and identity would be inaccessible from certain locations is misguided. It is sometimes easier to see a situation clearly when we remove ourselves from it, so think of entertainment content from your home country that is theoretically not available outside the country. Have you ever heard of anyone being able to view that content from outside your home country?
    I thought it was like tinder. If you set your location in Colombia none in the US can see it. The max is 100 miles. I was hoping SA was the same. Unless a girl in the states put Colombia as her location and was looking for guys, but why would they do that.

  7. #35864
    Quote Originally Posted by TheTallMan  [View Original Post]
    Yep I can vouch for PN, he is the centro king as we share some girls in common, he trains them well, hehehehehe thanks for sharing after all "sharing is caring" right, hehehehe.
    No sloppy seconds I am assuming! LOL.

  8. #35863
    Quote Originally Posted by Knowledge  [View Original Post]
    so think of entertainment content from your home country that is theoretically not available outside the country. Have you ever heard of anyone being able to view that content from outside your home country?
    I use Nord VPN myself. Otherwise I would be locked out of a lot of stuff from back home. Banks, Amazon, IRS, some videos, etc. And I use it when I am back home so that I won't get busted downloading shit (it has happened before).

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapShot10  [View Original Post]
    Fuck, idk what else to say. I need another beer.
    I need one too after reading that report!
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  9. #35862

    Bold Strategy Update

    YES!

    In the past 3+ hours, this chica did more cleaning, drinking, sucking, & fucking than my ex-wife did in 2 weeks! I went with La Diabla's WhatsApp list, and narrowed it down to two (more on that later). I chose a curvy chica with dyed hair. After confirming, she arrived 45 minutes later, right on time. First impression wasn't great, and it turns out, it was just the clothes and makeup. She looked older (maybe late 20's idk). Within 10 minutes, we were drinking in the jacuzzi. 10 minutes after that she was deep throating like a champ. A little music, a great view, and a chica that knew exactly what the fuck she was doing! Gagging, makeup running, allowing photos / video, and moreover, encouraging. CIM, then chat for awhile. Next, head to the guest bedroom, upstairs by the jacuzzi. Sucking, again, and this time, she wanted more. Condom, and then she requests cuatro. Several positions, her thick ass looked amazing in the mirror, and from above. Eventually, she is on top and as I am about to burst, I notice I can't see the condom. I pull out, spray a bit on my stomach, she grabs it like it's and oxygen tank sitting on the front lawn of a burning house. And finishes me off. Then, she licks up the rest. She tells me she is 19.

    She asks if I chose her out of a group, or if she was just sent without me knowing who would show up. I tell her I received maybe 10+ girls, and decided between her and another. I show her the other's photo, and she says that's her best friend's little sister. We had a great connection, and she was a fucking machine. So, we agree she will come over on Tuesday, with this other girl. We can't make it downstairs, as we finally kiss, and we are banging, again. This time, Hideo Nodomo. Blah blah blah, I pull out on her back, and she wipes it off and licks it off her fingers. Oh, prior, she is on all fours, fingering herself, with me filming.

    She mopped up the terrace, put towels in the washer, and did the dishes. What a gem. She saw whipped cream in the fridge and was so happy when I said to just take it. Waiting for a taxi, and we start going at it, again. I couldn't finish, this time. But, holy fucking wow, this is exactly what I needed.

    250 k including taxis (60 k to the house, she said). So, despite her initial reaction when I said 250 k was a little expensive, she sure came around when I explained that 250-60-40 makes no sense for either of us. 200 k would be 50 k more for her, and 50 k less for me. No clock watching, no phone-fucking-arounding, just good old fashioned bang-o-rama. Great energy, really patient about me understanding her, and she was into everything. She said she loves girls, but doesn't know if this other chica is into it. I don't really care. If I pay 400 k for the two of them, share some liquor, and spend 3-4 hours banging them. I'll be at home in a few months just punching myself in the dick for being in the US, again.

    She also doesn't give a shit about the Pico why Cedula. She said any time, for any reason.

    So. I'm on cloud 9, and going to have a virtual happy hour in a few hours with all my buddies from back home. I'll likely be shitfaced, prior to dialing in.

    Oh, just remembered, I asked if she wanted to use the jacuzzi, she said yes. She didn't have a bikini. She asked if we can go in naked. Well, duh. So, she went in with just her panties. My place is pretty high, but there are other taller buildings, or higher up the hill.

    Fuck, idk what else to say. I need another beer.

    Cheers.
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  10. #35861
    Quote Originally Posted by Knowledge  [View Original Post]
    The Internet is designed to make time zones and national borders irrelevant. The idea you mentioned that your photo and identity would be inaccessible from certain locations is misguided. It is sometimes easier to see a situation clearly when we remove ourselves from it, so think of entertainment content from your home country that is theoretically not available outside the country. Have you ever heard of anyone being able to view that content from outside your home country?
    To the OP, TJbrazil. I get messages and likes from girls all over the world, despite my location being set exclusively in Medellin and Cartagena or Bogota. So, I use a photo that you cannot see my face, and that photo is not on any other forms of social media, as it could be reverse-searched to match you FB / IG / etc profile, etc. My private photos are regular photos, but I have to give access. I have American girls liking my profile, and the first time that happened, is when it clicked and I removed any / all photos of my face or that are on other forms of social media. Maybe it puts some girls off, but if they are really interested, they will request to view your private photos.

  11. #35860

    Trip Report Part 2 of April 3 2020

    Friday April 3, 2020.

    The Evening report, this is what I mean by I am a man who just love women. There was this once chic in parque Botero who was selling candy and she always gave me the eye, but never really made an effort to ask me for a date. Well when I landed back in March, and I walked through the park, she immediately ran up to me and asked me was I available for a date.

    This chic was not really my type, but she was a woman and me being me, who am I to turn down a woman in need with a deal that I could not refuse. She told me that she would give me a date for 30 mil, but it would only be a short date. I wasn't looking for that so I told her just come to my place and I will pay you much better. I gave her the address and the next day she showed up. The first date was like blah, because I guess she was trying to learn what I liked and what I didn't like. We finished up quickly and I returned her to Parque Botero. After returning her to Parque Botero, I told her that I would not be seeing her again. I told her that she was not daring enough and we only had sex once. She said, it was because I left in a hurry, she was willing to stay as long as it took. I left her at the Park and returned home.

    The next couple of days, she began to text me every day around 6 am asking for another date. Finally I gave in because by now the Quarantine was just beginning and I was trying to line my ducks up. She made it back to my place and was she more than ever ready? She allowed me to bang her 3 times during our session. Every hole was open and she was begging me to bang her 3rd hole harder and harder. So I complied and banged her as hard as I could. From the bedroom to the shower back to the living room, we had sex over a 6 hour period.

    Here is the kicker, She comes over every day now and she cleans up and insist that I CIM and CIA before she leaves, these two things are a must. She then tells me that she has 11 kids, and trust me, I clearly see why. She Is a sex maniac and I love every minute of banging her brains out. She has a husband but he is incapacitated and can't bang her every day like she desires so she does her thing on the side. I promised to not show her face, but I am telling you, the amount of sex this lady has and the way that she delivers, I am amazed that she only has 11 kids, she Is a real keeper in my book and she allows me to bang her daily for 6 hours at a tune of $120,000 cop. I am not complaining at all. Pollo Negro is out!
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  12. #35859
    Quote Originally Posted by PolloNegro  [View Original Post]
    Friday April 3, 2020.

    Anna The Vennie.

    I have a nice 18, 19, 20,22, 38, and 40 yr old that comes through every day unless I ask one or two of them not to come by.

    I will start with the 22 year old. She's Vennie, extremely spinner type and loves to try and be in control. She's not that bad once you get to know her and understand that she just wants to be in charge of some things in her life. She is extremely Bi, but she will never admit it, even though I know she has a girlfriend, I just go along with her wanting to run the show as along as she performs like a Ferrari.

    She's about 5 foot 1 inch tall and she weighs about 88 pounds is what she told me. I have the pleasure of banging her brains out as much as I want and for as long as I want for a set rate. She has finally agreed to the all 3 holes since the Quarantine started as she knows that her client base is small and nearly none existent.

    I have banged her in the shower, the living room, kitchen, TV room, I mean everywhere. She has really been a good sport over the Quarantine and she has not dropped on spot of my Semen when giving a BBBJ. And she has really been taking directions really well since the Quarantine.
    Yep I can vouch for PN, he is the centro king as we share some girls in common, he trains them well, hehehehehe thanks for sharing after all "sharing is caring" right, hehehehe.

    I'm set in my apartment with my 2 18 and 22 yo Vennies for the past 10 days so have no need nor desire to head into centro / Botero. Just hanging out. I don't want to get sick.

    It will be interesting how things unfold in the coming weeks and months, completely unknown territory ahead for us all.

    The Tall Man.

  13. #35858

    Hurry Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Very Nice, PN! She is my type for sure.
    I will send her your way for sure! Pollo negro is out!

  14. #35857
    Quote Originally Posted by PolloNegro  [View Original Post]
    Friday April 3, 2020.

    Anna The Vennie.

    I have a nice 18, 19, 20,22, 38, and 40 yr old that comes through every day unless I ask one or two of them not to come by.

    I will start with the 22 year old. She's Vennie, extremely spinner type and loves to try and be in control. She's not that bad once you get to know her and understand that she just wants to be in charge of some things in her life. She is extremely Bi, but she will never admit it, even though I know she has a girlfriend, I just go along with her wanting to run the show as along as she performs like a Ferrari.

    She's about 5 foot 1 inch tall and she weighs about 88 pounds is what she told me. I have the pleasure of banging her brains out as much as I want and for as long as I want for a set rate. She has finally agreed to the all 3 holes since the Quarantine started as she knows that her client base is small and nearly none existent.

    I have banged her in the shower, the living room, kitchen, TV room, I mean everywhere. She has really been a good sport over the Quarantine and she has not dropped on spot of my Semen when giving a BBBJ. And she has really been taking directions really well since the Quarantine.

    One of things that I have noticed is that when I pay these girls about $200,000 cop the girls will miss two days before they return because it is enough money for them to survive for at least 2 days and not have to date. I am telling you now, it does not take much during this Quarantine to get anything you want, many girls are trying to play hard to get but given that the current Quarantine won't be lifted until April 13th or later, it will not be long before they finally give up and start doing anything to survive, trust me. I have many more stories to tell you guys about, but I don't want to bore you so I will spill them to you guys one by one. Pollo Negro is out!
    Very Nice, PN! She is my type for sure.

  15. #35856

    ID's Besides a Cedula or Passport What Others Do You Have That You Think Will Work

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapShot10  [View Original Post]
    Amen! Just to clarify, the ONLY reason I went for this type of arrangement was because of the quarantine and uncertainty, for me, at least.

    SURFER, I had already tried everything you recommended, prior to you suggestions. I needed a miracle. The Centro idea is certainly valid, but I just wasn't comfortable enough with the fluid situation to jump in a taxi and go see what the scene was like. I'm not really a centro guy to begin with, and before the quarantine, I saw 10 middle-eastern guys getting their documents checked right in the middle of Botero Plaza. So, maybe this newfound freedom will inspire me to go check it out, now. I have 4 forms of ID with me, so hopefully, the all end in different numbers.

    I had a few beers, jumped in the hot tub, and scoured WhatsApp. Unfortunately, half are out of town, and the willing all happen to be Monday / Thursday girls. I'll receive a list in the morning, and maybe go against my norm, which is typically not paying the over-priced pimpette fee.

    Cheers.
    I hope things go well for you moving forward, everything is a learning curve, and your reports are entertaining, so keep them coming!

    As far as ID's, you say you have four forms of them.

    So I am curious as to what type of ID do you think a Colombian official might accept. The only two I can think of for use during the lock-down for someone who is not a Citizen would either be a Cedula or Passport.

    I do not envision the Colombian Government accepting as an example a driver's license, a USA Passport Card, or a USA Sentri Card as you can only enter the Colombia with a Passport as a foreigner coming from say North America or Europe.

    Additionally, for those on this board who have Cedula's, and present your Passport if asked for, I suppose if they looked at your entry stamp into the Country and noted what type of visa you had, as an example for residents, they would mark it as Resident, this might raise a red flag with them asking for your Cedula.

    Am I missing something here? Maybe some other members know more or can further clarify as to what I think.

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