Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

They say it's easier to get a puta to go to the dentist than it is to get her out in the rain, jaja. But I like a challenge so I headed down to El Centro umbrella in hand. Pickens were definitely slim. The rookie mistake was I definitely spotted one girl that would have been a wet dream for 90% of the guys on this board, a young tight but not too skinny Vennie with a nice just thick enough ass, beautiful face, average sized boobs, and I got a great Vibe on the most important part of all, her personality.

She spotted me too because she stepped out in the rain and crossed my path about 2 ft in front of me but like a dumb fuck I didn't follow her. I took my eyes off of her for 1 minute and I never saw her again.

If you see a hot one don't continue to do laps, don't make the rounds, don't go to the drugstore to buy lube, take her with you. Don't let her out of your sight. I can't tell you how many times when I was first starting out and yet again today like a dumbass, I would see a girl that I would die for but thought maybe the grass was still a little greener and would continue to do rounds and I would never see her again.

If you see a hot one go up and start talking to her right away you can change your mind after you get a feel for her personality but the really hot ones are not out there for long.

There is a smorgasbord of girls burning up my WhatsApp for tonight but I haven't seen my actual novia Catgiirl in a few days. She doesn't even know what hotel I'm in at the moment but I think I'll tell her and let her come over for a couple of nights. The problem is once she knows where I am I got to deal with the possibility of a surprise drop in but they won't let her through at the front desk if I tell them and after all she is my favorite, so why not? Ostee Out.

[Vewdew]

Another title for this article could have been "Things you should have learned in 3rd Grade!

El Mechanico.

The newbies will absorb that info and hopefully be safe.

[Vewdew]

It does not take the same time as an uber or taxi. Getting on a taxi or uber is much quicker and comfortable than a bus. Unless your goal is to be at El centro. In that case, I guess it doesn't matter.

I like to be comfortable and relaxed while being driven door to door to my apartment or hotel. After traveling so long to get to Medellin do you really care about the $18 or $17 saved? When you can relax in a car as compared to a crowded bus?

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Some due travel on a tight budget I guess, I am not a big spender but when I fly for over 7 or 10 hours I want to get to my hotel and no headaches.

[Villainy]

Feel like this has been answered before, but I forget if so. My friend pulled a chick from Gusto who agreed to 300 k at the club but changed her tune to 300 USD at the hotel. Obviously, he kicked her ass to the curb. But at this point it's already 4 am. Any other options available? Just curious for future reference. For me, my main focus is probably going to be earlier hour casas like new life, sandals, energa, loutron, etc and prebooked appts with fb chicas. I am interested in knowing what my options will be so I won't be left holding my dick como mi amigo.

Girls go to Gusto to make money. They know this is where the inexperienced go to overpay for their jollies. I guess there is an irrestible attraction to going to a bar where every girl is available if you have the right price. The fact that they quote their price in dollars should tell you something. More experienced savvy visitors (and residents) don't spend their money in Gusto. There is an unlimited supply of FaceBook girls or other on-line escort agency girls or upscale casas or clubs where you can greatly improve the quality of experience you are buying and at a much more reasonable price. For the 300 USD you could have 5 high end FaceBook girls that are probably a lot better looking and a lot more pleasurable (I. E. Not so mercenary).

It just shocks the hell out of me that so many people know this board and yet still go to Gusto instead of the wealth of alternatives. If you just have to be a vacation millionaire and spend big sums of money there are a lot of Instagram models that would be happy to help you fund their retirement accounts.

[Osteoknot]

Basically I batted 500 yesterday. I had not spent any time alone with Hot Housewife in weeks and she's been burning up my Whassapp so I caved on the first day I moved into a new luxury hotel on Avenue 70. Minutes after she showed up she got a call from her significant other and had to hightail it out of here. That wasn't a total failure because she came back at 9 this morning for a great session, I love getting rid of morning wood that way.

The other flop was I chatted up a waitress at a restaurant I visited maybe a dozen times over the past year and she said she would go to my hotel with me when she got off. But when I went back 8 hours later she looked beat and it was 2 in the morning and actually I'm kind of glad she said she was too tired. * That may not turn out to be a total flop either because she is definitely still interested.

I have fucked regular girls more in the United States and here after knowing them for 5 minutes and I have some time set them up for years before the dirty deed was done. There seems to be no Rhyme or Reason or pattern to that for me.

A 500 average is actually pretty good for mongering because it's a slugging percentage and we're all trying to hit home runs.

I had a second session in El Centro with the tight little Vennie chica who I haven't named yet. She was phenomenal and she's in that sweet spot of just enough experience to be hawt as fuck but she's still young and doesn't know what she's got.

For example, she shared her breast milk again and that's definitely worth a valid upcharge, but that aspect of our little business deal never crossed her mind. Even better we got to bond a little bit over the discussion of her one-year-old son which is why she is still milking but she's not trying to glom on to me in any unnatural novio way. She is exactly right where I want her. We're waiting to get together at my hotel and I am going to offer her 150 mil plus taxi and the vibe I'm getting is that she will be more than happy with that but we'll see.

Obviously, the milking photos are of the hot Vinny chica and there's one photo of Hot Housewife in cut-offs. And several fotos of the perfect curves of Sexy Dexy's sweet ass.

Just like there's no crying in baseball, there's no whining allowed in mongering. Yesterday may not have been Stellar but as I've been often known to say, a bad day in Medellin beats a good day in the United States almost every time. Keep On Keepin' On!

Sent from my Galaxy.

[DeepXliv]

Feel like this has been answered before, but I forget if so. My friend pulled a chick from Gusto who agreed to 300 k at the club but changed her tune to 300 USD at the hotel. Obviously, he kicked her ass to the curb. But at this point it's already 4 am. Any other options available? Just curious for future reference. For me, my main focus is probably going to be earlier hour casas like new life, sandals, energa, loutron, etc and prebooked appts with fb chicas. I am interested in knowing what my options will be so I won't be left holding my dick como mi amigo.

Have a back up girl that is always awake or down at those times. Doesn't need to be a stunner. Be clear with everything before you leave the club and mention 300 mil so they know you are talking pesos. If you use translate take a screen shot or I think it keeps a history maybe. I went to gustos last week with a group and we went back to their place and similar thing happened to them. My girl was dope but they agreed to 600 for theirs so she mentioned once that were getting more but she said it was fine LOL. Their girls kept talking money and ruing the guys mood and in the morning I think they were hella annoyed, they had to leave to go to the ATM to get them to leave.

[El Mechanico]

Why this article so negative?

https://www.traveloffpath.com/is-med...-need-to-know/

Another title for this article could have been "Things you should have learned in 3rd Grade!

El Mechanico.

[Guardman]

My fellow pussy hounds. I love these European looking blanca Latinas. How is the selection in Medellin and Colombia overall?

Best Regards.

[DeepXliv]

I am not a spanish speaker. So what is the best way to communicate with SW in El Centro?

Is it advisable to use Google Translate with SW? It means I have to carry my phone with me and use it on street to communicate with SW. Is it safe?

Is it safe to use a phone and using Google translate in Casa or club?

Need advice and recommedation from other non-spanish speaking mongers who have tackled the communication issue with SW and casa girls.

Memorize and practice a few phrases and offer exactly what you want and for how much. Or have a cheaper secondary phone and pull her to the side and pull out the phone.

[IamLookin]

It does not take the same time as an uber or taxi. Getting on a taxi or uber is much quicker and comfortable than a bus. Unless your goal is to be at El centro. In that case, I guess it doesn't matter.

I like to be comfortable and relaxed while being driven door to door to my apartment or hotel. After traveling so long to get to Medellin do you really care about the $18 or $17 saved? When you can relax in a car as compared to a crowded bus?

Because it going to take basically the same time and only cost like $7 total versus the $25 that you mention. Only takes 1 second to get your bag out of a bus and throw it into a taxi.

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[Mojo Bandit]

Following 4 days in Bogota, my first 5 days ever in Medellin.

Thank you for taking the time to type all this up.

[Elvis 2008]

For other people who do not have a burner phone but want one, I recommend just searching Amazon for a basic smart phone, I find them for around 50 - 90 USD. Some of them have a dual SIM. I used to do this and load a Google Fi service as one SIM with a USA number, to simplify it people who may need to get in touch me from the USA, they do not need mess with international codes etc. Then I would put a local SIM from Colombia or where ever in the other slot. Do this and you need to switch back and forth though, I keep mine in USA mode until I want to try and reach a chica or whatever, though whatsapp is going to work either way so that is best.

Google Fi is really the best way to go to Colombia. Unfortunately, some of the phones you listed probably are not going to work with google Fi.

You can see the ones that work here: https://fi.google.com/compatibility.

You can also buy the phones direct from google. I guess you could use a gift card if you wanted to be anonymous and give a fake name or something. https://fi.google.com/about/phones/#explore.

They have some Motorola phones for $99 and a Samsung 5 g phone for $179, never seen one that cheap.

[JustTK]

Agreed. Hard to practice our hobby and be completely safe from Covid (among other things).

Don't forget to give your cock a good rub of alcohol before you enter, just to be doubly sure. We can't be taking 0. 0001% risks can we!

Jeez, with attitudes like that, I am surprised you ever made it out of your house.

[Mojo Bandit]

Thanks for the tips. I will definitely check the Bar scene on CRA 53 - any particular bar that is better then the rest?

I also have a burner phone, MOTO G7 Plus, $160, so I will take the risk with it.

For other people who do not have a burner phone but want one, I recommend just searching Amazon for a basic smart phone, I find them for around 50 - 90 USD. Some of them have a dual SIM. I used to do this and load a Google Fi service as one SIM with a USA number, to simplify it people who may need to get in touch me from the USA, they do not need mess with international codes etc. Then I would put a local SIM from Colombia or where ever in the other slot. Do this and you need to switch back and forth though, I keep mine in USA mode until I want to try and reach a chica or whatever, though whatsapp is going to work either way so that is best.

[TijTraveler]

Hey everyone!

I'm a 36 yr old American going to Medellin for the first time. Experienced in Tijuana and MX, but not in Medellin.

Is there anywhere to look for pricing guidelines to make sure I'm not getting ripped off?

I'm seeing 200-300 k as a baseline.

Any tips for Seeking or Tinder semipros?

Anything you recommend reading to gain knowledge?