Medellin Reports

[MiamiBoy1]

Mr E. I respect the hell out of you. You are near legend status. But you got this dead wrong.

Now, there are countless types of mongers: trophy hunters, bargain hunters, high volume guys, etc. So we all seek something different. And I can only give you my experience. But chemistry has been the most vital aspect. There is a huge difference when a girl wants to please you or when she's checking the boxes. I get that chemistry isn't necessary to dip your stick. But in my experience, chemistry is a multiplier. Really, without exception.

Me and you prefer fine dining experience (yes, experience, not just the food we put in our stomachs) while he prefers a burrito to go. What amazes me is that he thinks that to dip his stick in a random girl without chemistry is the norm and can't get any better. High volume guy's set of mind. Fortunately, having sex for many of us is not equal to taking a shit or brushing teeth.

[Snook]

I know a lot of the girls leave during Christmas to go home to be with families. When in December do they start leaving? Dec 8 is a national holiday (Feast of the Immaculate Conception). Are the bars open on this holiday, and do the girls still hang out in Centro?

Thanks and happy hunting.

Snook.

[BarrioSpinners]

Great video, props to the dude who got drugged and was willing to share his experience with the world. I'm curious to see part 2, they were talking about him getting his stuff back. The more just result would be these bitches get charged with attempted murder.

Also interesting was that it exactly fit in the same stereotypical pattern. Dude finds girl on tinder and she is super eager to come straight to his apartment to bang him with no discussion of money. In this case he specifically asked if they wanted $ and said he didn't like to pay. She of course said no I'm not a prostitute. If it seems too good to be true....

Back in Sihanukville. Cambodia- I have witnessed during my stay of 3 months 4 people drugged (plus the stories you hear from others). Same as with Scopolamine they were still walking like zombies a couple of days later, drawsy etc but they usually had a "financial agreement" before. Personally I have only a couple beers alone before hunting, I don't smoke and most important I never let the lady sleep with me and talking about money is the first job of the mission.

[JjBee62]

Mr E. I respect the hell out of you. You are near legend status. But you got this dead wrong.

Now, there are countless types of mongers: trophy hunters, bargain hunters, high volume guys, etc. So we all seek something different. And I can only give you my experience. But chemistry has been the most vital aspect. There is a huge difference when a girl wants to please you or when she's checking the boxes. I get that chemistry isn't necessary to dip your stick. But in my experience, chemistry is a multiplier. Really, without exception.

Here's an exception.

Sexually I tend towards dominant. I control the flow, the positions and the tempo. Occasionally I'll have a girl who I've really connected with, but once the clothes come off she wants to drive. It ends up being completely unsatisfactory.

Here's another exception which I'm dealing with now. My girlfriend is too submissive, sexually. The chemistry is off the charts. 50 consecutive days together, her without a single other person to talk to and there wasn't so much as a frown. Every movie I picked she was thrilled with. She loved all of the food I introduced her to, and it was all good times.

However, unless I pushed myself to be more dominant, the sex was good, not great. When I went full dominant, it was great, but I had to operate outside of my comfort zone.

And here's a no chemistry exception which I've run into a couple of times. Find yourself stuck in a social situation with a girl you don't like and who doesn't like you. Add alcohol. Add that you're both horny and then end up alone with the girl. The sex can be downright explosive.

[Mojo Bandit]

In everyone else's defense, I'm probably the worst offender when it comes to bickering. However, if I was helpful, I'm glad and I hope your trip is spectacular.

The bickering has always been here, always will be. Combined, there are several hundred years of mongering experience here. Each person has their own style and each person wonders why everyone else doesn't see the benefits of doing what they do. Ego clashes are inevitable.

I disagree completely about the ideal that there is now or ever has been any bickering going on up in here, never has there been any bickering about which is better Facebook or El Centro, Casas or Strip clubs. Or who is stupid enough to go up into Parque Lleras and pay 200 K for a short time, let alone go up into Gustos and pay $200 for TLN. Never read any bickering about whether its worth paying more for good looking woman when you can get what's just at hand and available for cheaper. Never heard any bickering about how much one should pay a chica for her taxi, No sir! Never has there been any bickering up in here. And for the record my way of mongering is the best way and I do not understand why everyone doesn't just do it all like me.

[AmorPorFavor]

Mr E. I respect the hell out of you. You are near legend status. But you got this dead wrong.

Now, there are countless types of mongers: trophy hunters, bargain hunters, high volume guys, etc. So we all seek something different. And I can only give you my experience. But chemistry has been the most vital aspect. There is a huge difference when a girl wants to please you or when she's checking the boxes. I get that chemistry isn't necessary to dip your stick. But in my experience, chemistry is a multiplier. Really, without exception.

Chemistry will also get you the awesome BBFS with TLN's. That's how I roll.

[Knowledge]

If you check the charts the dollar began its rocket ship like climb against the peso beginning about two weeks before election day. It has not pulled back in any meaningful way since then and has reached new highs more than ten times. If it was not Petro's election I don't know what else it could be. I don't feel like it much matters to most of us what the reason is. 5,000 looks well within reach. It will make life extremely difficult for anybody earning their living or relying on a pension in pesos.

Just checked the USD to COP rate at XE.com at 16:55 UTC the rate was 4,831.

Is there something going on as to why it's been climbing so much lately, I doubt it has any thing to do with Petro, and who knows when it will hit 5,000.

[MiamiSammy]

I will take a Sunday roast or Ploughman's Lunch any day over arepas or bandeja paisa any day of the week.

British cuisine is an oxymoron.

[Dcrist0527]

Mr E. I respect the hell out of you. You are near legend status. But you got this dead wrong.

Now, there are countless types of mongers: trophy hunters, bargain hunters, high volume guys, etc. So we all seek something different. And I can only give you my experience. But chemistry has been the most vital aspect. There is a huge difference when a girl wants to please you or when she's checking the boxes. I get that chemistry isn't necessary to dip your stick. But in my experience, chemistry is a multiplier. Really, without exception.

Sex is an act. Like cooking food. You do not have to go in the back to buddy up with the chef in order for him to make you a great meal. Regardless he is going to follow the recipe that he knows.

Likewise no chick ever said we have chemistry so I am going to make my mouth or pussy wetter than I did when I was with the last guy that I did not have a connection with. Most people just have sex how they have sex. They can not make it really good for one person and really bad for the next person.

An exception is maybe they won't do something that you like or refuse to try something that you ask. But as far as your dick going into their mouth or pussy it is pretty standard and can not be altered depending on the connection they have with someone.

Still nobody ever says what bad sex is and what good sex is. What did this person do different that really blew your socks off and made you say wow that is good sex? Do you think they did it on purpose and said I am going to give him good sex, or was that just the way they have sex?

[JustTK]

A note: This forum has devolved to Paleolithic times. Seriously 75% of the last 50 pages should all be in "Stupid Shit in Medelland". This topic is "Medellin Reports". No wonder so many noobies are posting with their hands out, it is damn near impossible to find good information.

Come on man, who cares what others think about which girl is better looking. Its all subjective anyway. Philosophy is so much more enriching.

[Knowledge]

You come at a good time. The US dollar is at 4,800+ today.

A note: This forum has devolved to Paleolithic times. Seriously 75% of the last 50 pages should all be in "Stupid Shit in Medelland". This topic is "Medellin Reports". No wonder so many noobies are posting with their hands out, it is damn near impossible to find good information. Anyways.

The biggest piece of advice. Learn Spanish. Especially listening. It makes such a huge difference when you can have a conversation with someone. Fuck duo lingo, use Pimsluer, find tutors online, go to Spanish language exchange meetups in your city. Get your practice in. You'll regret it if you show up with nothing.

Security Stuff:

I have 3 wallets, 3 debit cards (with less than 500 on them and NOT set to auto refill) and 3 phones. I never take my main phone anywhere, it is always locked in my safe. This way, if I get mugged, I have 0 hesitation in giving my stuff away. My contacts sync to the cloud. It will suck to lose the SIM card and WhatsApp chats but that's life.

Financial stuff:

There's a banking service app Revolut. It has a max withdrawal of $1000 USD / mo, but the fee afterwards is super reasonable (. 5% I have tried all the major ATMs and found Davienda to give me the best rate (after declining the ATMs conversion of course), it's about 3-4 percent off the exchange and no fee.

Getting around:

I've been using indriver for everything. Usually only a few minutes, love the cash payment after, great way to get rid of coins as a tip. Drivers friendly.

Saturday. Went to Luna Lunera around 6/7 pm, very few people in there. 20 k entry. Minimum 3 beer bucket 75 k for a seat next to the poles (though not a whole lot of dancing going on). Lady drinks 25 k. If you come to Medellin to bang 9's /10's then don't bother, but I had a good time groping the ladies and handing them 2 k bills (when the mesero changes it for you, he'll keep a 2 k bill for himself. He tells you this). Took a lady up, she was so cute and tight tiny body. We talked about kissing and ball sucking but neither actually happened. She had lied to me making an excuse about cameras in the room and how she would get in trouble. I almost walked out but I was so horny and she was still quite sensual pushing her body against me and kissing my neck. That being said, I would not repeat because what bullshit. She still had the nerve to ask for a tip after. 210 k for 30 minutes (310 k for 60), but knock was definitely closer to 15-20 minutes. Long day of travel went to apartment to sleep.

Sunday. Spent the day getting situated, groceries, seeing the area around my apartment. Oh and a seeking date! We met during the day and I took her to the cat cafe. She was not into it LOL! We went to a love motel after (my apartment has a no prostitutes rule and while she was dressed very cute, it bordered the line, and I wanted to play it safe). I intentionally didn't ask for specific activities because she seemed quite timid and I wanted to take it slow because I'm hoping to see her again and develop something more naturally. Anyways, we'll see how that goes. 200 k.

Met up with a board member and we had a nice chat and beers at the bar under San peters apartments. The owner came by and gave everyone a drink ticket for the next visit and a free shot of rum! We decided to head out to La Isla but got there too early (8) and the place was empty. Met up with a random other American who found the same issue and the 3 of us headed to Poblado to burn a bit of time before heading back. This was fun and I realized that more than anything else, it would be great to have a buddy or two on my trips.

After heading back to La Isla, we paid a cover fee of 50 k and then had to buy a bottle for 280 k (this included a service fee) in order to have any kind of proper seating. Mesero seated us then glared at us until we picked something haha. I really liked this place, the girls were very cute and there was lots of quick lap dances and you could just pull anyone walking by or flag anyone over to sit down and chat. Almost all American / foreign clientele. Crispest 2 k bills I've ever seen and no forced propina (though I gave one anyways). The music wasn't too loud, the bathroom was nice. I also had some very sweet conversations and got a few phone numbers. Take out for later because the price seemed stupid - 210 k for 3 private dances, 310 k for 30 minutes in a habitation, I would rather get to know them better, see if they laugh at my terrible jokes and get a better session that's more like a date.

None of us took anyone back and we went to luna lunera. The fellas weren't super impressed but I was having a great time. The ladies recognized me from the night before lmao. I was also a dirty mother fucker that day and was wearing the same outfit from the night before. In my defense, it had only been a couple hours of wear the day before and smelled fine! This time the lady who impressed me with her dancing promised me no upsell or bullshit, but then still asked for a propina for ball sucking which I gave in to, she was doing a good job. She was on her phone a few times which bugged me but apparently she owns a business and it had gotten robbed. I heard her mother weeping retelling the story to her when our session was over. I don't know why we continued, I suppose she would've gotten in trouble for stopping the session for any reason. Really sucky situation.

I chided everyone on my way up for the earlier knock the last time. This time it was only 4 minutes early, but still, early is early. I scolded the maid. Buddies still had fun getting lap dances it turns out. We were done and got some food in poblado and went our separate ways.

More tales to come! I rented a second place for an upcoming weekend where I can properly host some of Medellin's finest ladies. I'll let why'all know how that goes. I recognize I've been acting like a silly gringo, but that ends now, no more excuses.

Hit me up if you're here! Looking to do normal stuff as well.

[JjBee62]

My man! Appreciate the report. There is so much bickering between adults but between you, JjBee62, and WorldTravel69 map, I'll be good.

I'll be in town Tuesday 10/25 for about a week. Staying in the heart of the beast at Hotel Nutibara. I know how to move in not so safe areas so I'll be good. I stayed in the slums in Bogota and was fine.

My Spanish is horrible but it'll have to do as I do not have enough time to learn anything of significance by next week.

In everyone else's defense, I'm probably the worst offender when it comes to bickering. However, if I was helpful, I'm glad and I hope your trip is spectacular.

The bickering has always been here, always will be. Combined, there are several hundred years of mongering experience here. Each person has their own style and each person wonders why everyone else doesn't see the benefits of doing what they do. Ego clashes are inevitable.

[ILikeButts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwQWdbeFW40

Found the girls who drugged and robbed with Scopolamine and this is what happened- Part 1.

This is pretty cool and interesting.

Shady criminal chica caught after drugging the wrong people.

Great video, props to the dude who got drugged and was willing to share his experience with the world. I'm curious to see part 2, they were talking about him getting his stuff back. The more just result would be these bitches get charged with attempted murder.

Also interesting was that it exactly fit in the same stereotypical pattern. Dude finds girl on tinder and she is super eager to come straight to his apartment to bang him with no discussion of money. In this case he specifically asked if they wanted $ and said he didn't like to pay. She of course said no I'm not a prostitute. If it seems too good to be true....

[Surfer500]

Just checked the USD to COP rate at XE.com at 16:55 UTC the rate was 4,831.

Is there something going on as to why it's been climbing so much lately, I doubt it has any thing to do with Petro, and who knows when it will hit 5,000.

[Incrociatore]

I was wondering if its worth it taking a centro girl to your hotel. Is the cost the same or does it depending on location? Should and how would you negotiate travel to and from the hotel?

TIA.

It is going to be more expensive, and it has to be negotiated upfront. Not an option for a quick, but ok if you want to spend 2 hours. I suggest you to test the girl, and if you like her, you'll bring her home on the next run. It's risky to take a girl from El Centro to your place, if you don't know her. Some are drug addict and they may even carry a knife to defend themself from the guys who want to still their profits. Test before, that is my suggestion.