Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

It was indeed the Slapshot / Blakman show and it was a welcome break from watching the President's coronavirus briefings on television every night.

As I recall Blakman was here during the Pandemic and always dueling with who I think it was Slapshot? As to what the Chicas liked to drink and munch on.

And the comparison between the two was like night and day, with the difference being kind of like eating burgers or lobster.

That eight months Colombia was closed during the Pandemic was an interesting time here.

Lot's of guys kind of vicariously imagined having sex here reading the reports from the guys down here.

[Knowledge]

I feel for you. No one should be subjected to the Kafkaesque hell of Colombian web sites, especially not the government web sites. They make me smile and laugh because they bring to mind the irony of the Antioquia government's "software valley" and "digital nomad" market programs. These programs promote Colombia as a paradise for entrepreneurs looking for low cost web development resources. Well, this is one of those examples of getting what you pay for. The content and programming of so many local websites would look bad even if this were still 1997. They are full of wrong and out of date information and runtime errors that leave you dizzy.

Anyway, if you wait on line at San Antonio you can score a Civica. Avoid rush hour and it won't take very long.

I checked this out. There was a comercial at the Metro station about their website and an app. I went into the website and though there was a english version, it wasn't easy to understand. No way of buying a ticket online but a link to the app. Downloaded the app. To buy a ticket in the app you had to present a Colombian ID. I go back to the web page an go to help. There is a answer on how to get civica card. As a note in this answer it says that since world wide supply of data chips is low there is not so many civica cards at hand. No specification of where to find them. I think this is the answer to the question. They have stopped delivering new cards.

[NeilGeorge]

Remember that preggo chica in the park? ...She gave me head kneeling at bedside, I ate her out and fucked in missionary and doggy. While she was in doggy I gave her little asshole a good tongue reaming and she didn't flinch. Didn't respond, but didn't flinch, sometimes a girl will pull away the first time she feels a tongue on her bung hole.

... but some guys are turned off by it, so then is she a three? Jajajajaja. I guess preggos are their own niche.

Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.

[Osteoknot]

Butterscotch in another random Ground Zero unpolished diamond in the rough. She get's wolf whistles and stares wherever we go. She was a total dud our first three or four sessions but something told me to stick with her. Once she started to trust and feel safe with me, she transformed into a sexual dynamo with no pretenses. She loves to get fucked and has orgasms from straight fucking.

She was my sub for Sweetie Pie, or the other gorgeous blonde Secret brought to me but then tried to con me out of extra payment. I somewhat vindictively wrote Secret, "My gorgeous blonde is better than your gorgeous blonde" and told Scarlet I would not be seeing her or her Nubile Newbies again this trip and I have stuck to my guns.

But then I stupidly fell asleep high in my room with Butterscotch and she rifled about 300 mil COP out of my bag. If you wake up in a room with a girl and she is out of bed, completely dressed and ready to leave, you have been robbed. Trust me, I know.

From that day on, I dunno how long ago, a week or more. I told her she could keep the money and come back and see me again is she just admitted she took it. Absolute denial for the first 8-10 Whassaps.

I softened my stance and told her I wouldn't even call it stealing, that I was to blame for leaving "papaya" out in the open, and all she had to do was write, "Yes, I did it".

She responded "Yes". I wrote you mean, yes, you did it? "Yes". Fine, all is forgiven, everything will be locked up from now on when you come over, but we can still be friends.

I am pretty sure she has some significant mental illness based on her sometimes erratic behavior, but she is never violent, and she fucks like the Energizer Bunny Rabbit, and just look at that body and pussy. I was looking for any excuse to take her back and I am happy with the outcome, so far. She also fucks for below FMV (Fair Market Value).

She rarely wears a stitch of make-up. Put her in some fancy clothes and paint on her face, and you have one of those "nines" guys torture themselves over based on physical appearance, at the higher priced venues.

[Nounce]

Y... the La Isla women are Pintos now. LOL.

I have never shied away that I like La Isla. To me, not all women in La Isla are BMWs, otherwise I can just tell any El Centro girl to go to work in La Isla, then you would consider them to be BMWs, right?

I think you are a good guy who just takes a different side. Why? Because you defended other members and you have shared information that others don't. I remember JB62 was asking info in Bogota thread and you provided the info too. I just don't see the negative side of you shown here would be true when meet in person.

[Osteoknot]

Mr Osteoknot, on one of your ass eating photos I noticed you aren't the spring chicken I assumed you to be. Is it the pink magic that allows you to achieve such Olympic feats or are you naturally high in testosterone on top of that?

Is what foto did I post that made me look old? Jajajaja.

I have always had an unnatural amount of energy. And Medellin makes me feel younger still. My BMI (body mass index) is in the normal range, as are my cholesterol, blood pressure, and fasting glucose. I take no prescription meds. I am often mistaken for 10-20 years younger than I am. I have all my hair, my teeth, and my belly is flat. I never missed a day of work in my entire career before retiring in 2019 and I have been doing recreational drugs since I was 13 yo. I've noticed none of the chicas care about my age, but they do notice when a guy takes some pride in his appearance, although I am no fashion plate.

And yet, if you read some of the posts here, I am an unhealthy, drug addicted degenerate. Maybe degenerate, but I obviously would match up well to any of my detractors. Amusing how people fill in their knowledge gaps with so much prejudice and bias, but that's just brains being brains! Ostee Out!

[Surfer500]

Cost him one million pesos. As I recall, she would not accept one peso less.

It's interesting that a Doctors visit, such as to a specialist like a Dermatologist, a highly trained and experienced one would charge approximately 200,000 Pesos.

So I guess there's some money to be made in hooking, even for highly educated professionals.

[Surfer500]

The bombillo is becoming the post pandemic equivalent of Blakman's infamous popcorn. What's next, Tony the Tiger roars and countertop reggaeton dancing?

As I recall Blakman was here during the Pandemic and always dueling with who I think it was Slapshot? As to what the Chicas liked to drink and munch on.

And the comparison between the two was like night and day, with the difference being kind of like eating burgers or lobster.

That eight months Colombia was closed during the Pandemic was an interesting time here.

Lot's of guys kind of vicariously imagined having sex here reading the reports from the guys down here.

[Surfer500]

Popeye getting used to life in Medellin.

Your a work in progress making all the rounds for your first visit to Medellin.

I get the sense you will be back here after you go home, many more times in the future, and you will look back at your maiden voyage and think about how clumsy things were versus after several visits here.

The longer term board members with lot's of personal experience in Colombia know exactly what I am talking about.

And who knows, at the end of the day you may become a Centro street rat, or total Fayboo guy, whatever though, it can all be good.

[Surfer500]

I checked this out. There was a comercial at the Metro station about their website and an app. I went into the website and though there was a english version, it wasn't easy to understand. No way of buying a ticket online but a link to the app. Downloaded the app. To buy a ticket in the app you had to present a Colombian ID. I go back to the web page an go to help. There is a answer on how to get civica card. As a note in this answer it says that since world wide supply of data chips is low there is not so many civica cards at hand. No specification of where to find them. I think this is the answer to the question. They have stopped delivering new cards.

This explains a lot, yesterday I noticed riders, on the Metro, mostly foreigners, using a different type of card to access the Metro.

It's amazing how the Pandemic has affected everything.

At least there's no shortage of hoes, if anything, at least in Colombia, things couldn't be better.

[Osteoknot]

Remember that preggo chica in the park? That was the first time I ever casually mentioned a chica here and three other guys knew exactly who I was talking about, she is that hawt. We all spied her in Parque Botero. I had basically a washout session with her the first time but we will just consider that the set up. I was on my way to see my waiting GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-to-Girl) when I spied the preggo chica again, same spot. She remembered me. I didn't fuck around and wasn't going to get caught dickering in the room like last time so I told her 100 mil COP for an hour, no restrictions, no condoms. She hesitated for a few seconds then accepted.

She clearly is new to the game and doing the single mother with no visible means of support routine. She walked me over to yet another love motel I had never seen before. She might be getting a kickback because I was told I had to rent the room for two hours for 40 mil COP. Okay, I wasn't going to stop now.

She was detached and disinterested. I didn't care. She gave me head kneeling at bedside, I ate her out and fucked in missionary and doggy. While she was in doggy I gave her little asshole a good tongue reaming and she didn't flinch. Didn't respond, but didn't flinch, sometimes a girl will pull away the first time she feels a tongue on her bung hole.

Pussy felt great, just like pregnant pussy should. I gave her my best tongue treatment and when I asked her if she liked it she said, "un poco" or a little bit.

That was yesterday. Her due date is today, jajajaja. She told me she would meet me back at the same spot after her prenatal visit at the hospital today to do it again and I said sure.

She has a beautiful face with huge puppy dog eyes and an amazing pregnant body. Before she went down on me for bareback oral she asked me two or three times if I had any sexual diseases. I thought to myself, if a guy would knowingly go out with an STD to monger, then he probably is not going to admit it, right? But she needed the reassurance and I gave it to her, then I gave it to her.

Now how would you "ranking" guys score a chica like this? I mean, if you were into preggos, she'the have to be close to a nine or above, but some guys are turned off by it, so then is she a three? Jajajajaja. I guess preggos are their own niche.

[Eloket]

Their procedures obviously keep changing. Many years ago, if I asked to buy one ticket, they would sell me a paper ticket. But if I bought more than one ticket, they would give me a card. Then they did away with paper tickets and always gave me a card. Later, there was a one time charge for the card, which I was allowed to keep. Try buying four tickets the next time you go to the window and see if they will give, or sell, you a card.

I checked this out. There was a comercial at the Metro station about their website and an app. I went into the website and though there was a english version, it wasn't easy to understand. No way of buying a ticket online but a link to the app. Downloaded the app. To buy a ticket in the app you had to present a Colombian ID. I go back to the web page an go to help. There is a answer on how to get civica card. As a note in this answer it says that since world wide supply of data chips is low there is not so many civica cards at hand. No specification of where to find them. I think this is the answer to the question. They have stopped delivering new cards.

[AdamWl]

I finished my work and felt outgoing so I began to think which chica from the roster to choose, if any. Flaky vennie popped in my mind. It's been more than a week since I've seen her. I sent an Hola to test the responsiveness and got an instant reply.

Last time I sessioned with her I paid 60 for hh in the strip club (scheduling a session outside the club earlier turned into a complete waste of time-she quoted me 100 for an hour and didn't show up). I decided to try again nonetheless. I asked her whether she'd prefer to meet me in a club for 60 mil for 30 min, or in a hotel for 60 mil for an hour. Predictably she voted for the hotel. She also asked if I'll pay for her taxi, to which I said yes.

This time she was only 10 minutes late which is reasonable considering the afternoon traffic, and she was sending me photos with the status updates on the way. It seems my complaints, jokes and a bit of cold shoulder finally got through to her.

I gave her 20 mil to pay the driver and she brought me 9 back. She dressed in civilian clothes. Ripped jeans and baggy hoodie. Still, we turned some heads in the hotel lobby, I assume due to the contrast between my aged gringo mug and her baby face. Underneath she wore a skimpy black two-piece. I paid the room, 18 mil for 3 h, left 2 mil tip.

OK, music on, shower, and we're off to the races.

Foreplay, bareback BJ, then cover on. DFK, several positions, light choking both ways, some hair pulling and scratching. Good passionate session, no clock watching. Seems like she got off herself at least twice (or cared to pretend so convincingly jaja). We share a drink, some snacks, talk a bit. I give her the money plus 7 mil for taxi back that she asked for, little propina and I take some photos (attached).

Earlier I considered the possibility of inviting her to my place but the way she moaned at particular times would definitely bother my neighbours since the front door sound isolation is less than satisfactory (plus I did promise the owner "no fiestas".

She couldn't get a driver to accept the ride to her place, not sure what was the app. I tried cabify on my phone (I don't have anything else, I used taxi only once on the ride form the airport). No takers either. We went outside looking for a taxi on the corner. No luck. The hustler from Yakusa with a shiner got involved and started whistling and waving to haul some. Nope. They just drove past. Finally, some older gentlemen approached, talked with Flaky and they agreed on a ride.

Civilian unmarked car, I noted the license plate which I sent to Flaky and asked her to let me know once she arrives safely (which she confirmed after 10 minutes). I gave the Yakusa guy 2 mil for his efforts, bumped fists and I took a walk back home. Bought some bananas from the street vendor on the way (6 for 2 mil) to recharge after an intense workout.

Looking at the google timeline we spent in the hotel a little over 2 hours.

There is more chicas available here than I could ever enjoy. I didn't prepare for such overabundance. I already had to reject some of the 'perfectly good' chicas to make room for the top performers and even among those there are some difficult choices to make. Especially since after little more than a week of debauchery I found myself not very 'hungry', so they have to compete for a limited spot. Lately after a good session and a pop it's usually 48 hours before I'm back in optimal mood. Yes, I could get hard the next day too (or if not use Sildenafil) but often I just don't enjoy it as much or don't even feel like hunting. And if it's more a chore than fun then it's kind of pointless for me (during some sessions I did wonder whether I'm not getting a short end of stick here-she's getting entertained, fed, kissed, fucked good and paid cash on top of that jaja).

Such an extended downtime wasn't the case for me up until recently, I suspect an increased prolactin hormone levels which might be causing it and perhaps some drops in the testosterone as well. Planning to have that checked. Diet might have something to do with it too since I'm eating much less meat and more fruit. I know of some substances that always increased my libido significantly but the prospect of couple years in Colombian jail makes even my little head hesitate a bit.

Mr Osteoknot, on one of your ass eating photos I noticed you aren't the spring chicken I assumed you to be. Is it the pink magic that allows you to achieve such Olympic feats or are you naturally high in testosterone on top of that?

[Eloket]

Took a tour to Guatape. Nice experience well worth the $30 fee + 20 mil for climbing the rock. As usual the messenger was hot with chickas I don't want to repeat. Reached out to the petite negra that had me cum in the condone. She was all ears but when push came to show there was some story about cooking dinner for mum. That's actually the first flake on my trip yet. I quickly reached out to a chicka who I have been chatting with earlier (the one that prioritized studying more than fucking me). After her first no she has been sending me text a couple of times. Tonight she was on in like no time at all. Result was like her coming 1. 5 hours later than the first one was scheduled.

Hadn't told her in the chat that my Spanish is malo and I hadn't the energy to evolve a huge convo on the translator. I just put on some music and showed her the mirror. This one really liked the mirror. After that we just talked body talk. A well known language for Medellin chickas. Had a good experience there in the sack but she was a bit shy to let me touch and lick. Well, she got me off anyway and both were happy. No repeat with this one.

Scheduled petite negra for tomorrow night after my coffee plantation tour. Let's see if I can squeeze in a Centro hit inbetween too.

Popeye getting used to life in Medellin.

[Elvis 2008]

You sound like a guy who thinks pussy is pussy and sees any woman as a piece of meat. As long as she has a vagina and a pulse, she is good to fuck, right? Have you ever thought that sex could be much better if there is a good connection / chemistry between the two? Difficult to establish one if she is dumb as fuck. But I agree, no references are needed if you are "wham bam thank you ma'am" type of a monger.

You pretty much nailed it. JjBee's moderator buddy censored my post when I called him out on this.

I figured he would respond to you with arrogance and take both sides of the issue, and he did not disappoint. The whole post is about a WG than he says he would not want to marry a WG. Which is it? Wife or WG? Who knows? The key is you are not special enough to figure it out. To me, it is like okay pal. Let us call a truce. You and your crew stay in Centro and tell us how great you have it and how you have it all figured out and how getting Colombian elites is impossible, and you know why that is right? Because if those players cannot do it, well, then no one can. Let's see if the moderator protects his baby again.

Thing is MB with what you just posted you are not a average monger but ahead of the game. When you made that comment about elites not being on seeking, I am wondering what you are putting in your profile and why you are not getting the hits and elites like I was. What are you putting in as your income and assets? Your income should be $200,000 and your assets should be $1 million. Even if it is not that, it does not take much to look like you have wealth in Colombia right?

Yeah, most women on seeking are your P4 P players, but I met one girl whose family was well to do. She was in college, and her father, an entrepreneur, paid for her schooling and an apartment in Medellin. If I had to guess, I would put his income in the top 5% of Colombians.

Then there was one 21 year old university student who was different than the typical P4 P girl. She looked like someone pampered her whole life. Once again, she was in school and had her apartment paid for. She told me her mother was a brain surgeon and she struck me as someone who was cut off by her mother for being too greedy. Her telling me this changed nothing and if this was true and I have no reason to believe otherwise, that would probably put her mother in the top 1% of all wage earners in Colombia.

And that was just in Medellin. Don Carlos got to a seeking girl before I did who picked up him in a Mercedes. I had talked to her. She was a lawyer, Paris trained chef, and had travelled all over the world.

These women seemed elite to me. Of course, the Medellin morons will disagree. It is not possible that any of these woman are better than those in Centro. Heck, the La Isla women are Pintos now. LOL.