Medellin Reports

[Just Incognito]

Great report. Curious about the prices the girls charged and what they looked like LOL.

I love when its rainy in Medellin and I just order in Rappi and chicas for a few days. Heaven!

Had an amazing 2 nights and 3 days in Medellin. Thanks to HumptyHump for your valuable feedback. Since it was a last minute decision he kind a help and guide me through the entire trip including girls, where to stay and where to go to roam around. He also msg me while I was in Medellin to ensure I was ok. Thanks a lot brother.

During my trip I meet 4 FB girls and one girl from the Do Spa.

Keller.

Humtyhump recommend me this girl from FB and I communicated her the day I was traveling. Mind it Immigration in MDE takes long time almost 40-60 min. After the immigration I took the taxi to my Airbnb. Stayed in Laurels and the location was amazing close to everything. I msg Keller after setting down and she said she can be there within 30 min. I quickly took a shower and went out to a pharmacy next door and bought the condoms and had some snacks on a coffee shop. Keller msg that she is downstairs and I went back and saw her waiting. She is so cute and pretty. We hugged and then went upstairs in the apartment. I bought some beer so we started drinking and then she started taking off her clothes. She has a nice curvy Colombian body with sexy ass. Her body was so soft and keep touching and kissing her. We went to bed and she started panting with her pussy. She allowed me to video her pussy fingering. We started DFK and I was squeezing her boobs. It was so nice and soft boobs and her nipples were pointy perfect for sucking. She gave a me decent BJ and no rush. As I was sucking her nipples she put the condom and I slowly insert into her vagina. I find her push very tight and as I was pounding her felt like I was crossing two layer inside her pussy. Great feeling and she was enjoying also. We change to multiple position and finally came in doggy. We relax for a bit and then eventually she left. She was no nice, no drama and very down to earth. She also hooked me up with her friends and told me she does trio with her friend. Next time I will do trio with her. Highly recommended girl. Everything about her was perfect.

Nani.

Humtyhump reviewed her and she did not disappoint. I booked for 10 pm and she actually came on time. Very sweet girl. Smile and laugh a lot. She is more of a party girl and we started drinking and dancing to music. Her body is very tight and sexy. Her ass is perfect. Most of the Colombian Girls have sexy ass. As we were dancing we were kissing deeply and I was touching her and also playing with her boobs. Once in the bed she gave me an amazing BJ. It was so good that I told her I want to cum on her mouth and she agreed. We the. Switch position mish, doggy, cowgirl and eventually came in her mouth. She swallows every drop it. I didn't realized she also squirt a lot. The bed was wet and I liked it. We spend some more time chilling and drinking and eventually repeat above session. Very satisfying and highly recommended.

Sophia.

Next day morning I wanted to see someone as o enjoyed morning sex lot. Found Sophia from FB and she was available. Set up a time and she came to my apartment at 10 am. She is only 19 and have a sexy petite body. She is tall and nice curve and once naked she was to hot. She got some weed and we started smoking and doing short gun. I told her I love sex in weed and she agree also. We went to the room and as I was smoking she gave me nice blow job. We switch turn as she was smoking I sucked her pussy. It was great chemistry. We started kissing, sucking her nipples. She was very Sensitive to Her nipples. But I enjoyed it. Had sex with her mostly on cowgirl, doggy and standing position was very sexy and she was moaning a lot. I eventually came while on missionary. Great experience and felt no rush. One thing I have to stay this MDE girls they love what they do and enjoy a lot.

Elly.

I know Elly from Cartegana and since she loved to MDE decide to meet her. We had a whole night of fucking, dancing, drinking, smoking and other things. She is a gem and has lot of energy to party whole night. We had sex 3 times and it was in between when we were dancing, when we went to bed and when we got up in the morning. She is one of the girl who speak English very well. I didn't need any translator at all. Highly recommended.

Medellin is a gem for me. I will visit again.

[JjBee62]

Nobody cares what you like. You want to fuck basic bitches good for you. No need to bash the preferences of others.

Look at it this way:

Even if some guys have only fucked "basic bitches", Even if they've only fucked fat and ugly women, they've still had more and better sex in Medellin than you.

You're looking for women (from far away) who have had at least 2 or 3 expertly done surgical procedures, who will be willing to meet and have sex with you. Most of the guys on this board will have 4 fucks or more before you can even get a response from someone. Chances are, almost everyone else will have as much sex as they want, while you'll be lucky to get laid twice.

[JjBee62]

Got settled into my Provenza apartment last night and decided to take a walk. Between 8:30 and 10:30 there were plenty of girls on Calle 10 and at the west end of the park. Saw a few on the streets around Lleras, but none in the crowds of Provenza, at least none who were looking for dates. There were several very attractive girls early, but later the quality was much less. If there was any doubt about whether some of the girls also work El Centro, several times I heard the psspsspss that many of the girls use along Veracruz.

I even saw Frankenstein out for the first time in years. About 5 years ago she was working the park every night. She was probably cute at one time, before she started getting cheap plastic surgery. She looked terrible years ago and looks worse now.

Provenza was packed with people and there was a decent crowd in Parque Lleras. It doesn't look like the park renovation will be finished anytime soon.

Decided to get a burger at Hooters just to see the incredible beauties someone was raving about last year. There was a tall girl with a cute face, for those who like the tall ones. The manager was the only one who deserved to wear a Hooters shirt. The best one, IMO, was a black girl. Overall, didn't see anything that made me drool.

[JjBee62]

Most men would fuck pretty much anything when horny. But that definition, is there any women that's less than a 5?

I spent several years doing just that. Then one horny night I went to the apartment of a girl I chatted a bit with online. It was late, real late. Her online name was "Dollface" so I was hoping for something worthwhile. Wrong.

The apartment was filthy, garbage everywhere. Ashtrays all had mountains of cigarette butts and she didn't stop smoking while I was there. "Dollface" was accurate, if you're talking horror movies. I stayed just long enough to make an excuse and get out. That ended my "anything if I'm horny" phase for about 20 years. Had a pretty good run during that time. Then I was single again and using dating sites. Fucked a few who I normally would have passed on. Then I met another horror story. Missing most of her teeth, chain smoking. Body looked like she was in the early stages of becoming The Blob. And she was ready to fuck, while I was ready to vomit. That was the day before I started mongering.

Now I make very few compromises. There's no reason to. When I'm in Colombia, I can almost always find someone who meets all my requirements. If not, send out some messages and wait. Worst case, there's always a rub and tug at Rio Sur.

[Mtndew704]

Nobody cares what you like. You want to fuck basic bitches good for you. No need to bash the preferences of others.

Wtf is a "basic chica" 99.9% of these girls are broke compared to the average monger.

[Luminous]

Most men would fuck pretty much anything when horny. But that definition, is there any women that's less than a 5?

"I wouldn't fuck her even if I was drunk, even if no one else was available and she was free. That means she's less than a 5".

[Turgid]

I think some men are proud and eager to try to "prove" they have high standards by being overly "tough" in their optics judgments, and in the process lose clear perspective. I have seen Turgid say that there's no such thing as having "taste" when it comes to determining who is attractive since it's all so objective, but I disagree. In my view, you have "optics taste" if people (both men and women) tend to agree with you more often than not when you say someone is attractive (or not). Seeing that this woman is allegedly a Miss Colombia, then in my way of thinking the odds are that more people will find her to be attractive than not. Meaning that if you fall into that group who thinks she's attractive then you have taste. And if you don't? Then you don't have taste LOL! At least not with respect to her anyway hehe!

First of all I will give you the benefit of the doubt and conclude that you meant subjective rather than objective for it is the mantra in many posts that I have written that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Everybody obviously has taste i. e. his taste. If you will go back to the original post you will see that the gist of my disagreement was someone thinking that he has better taste than another. Many have rated the woman you rated a 7 as 5 or less. JjBee62 said about her: "I wouldn't fuck her even if I was drunk, even if no one else was available and she was free. That means she's less than a 5". Do they have better taste than you?
I am happy with my taste. I will not accept anyone telling me that they have better taste than me. Yes, I will occasionally bang a woman I rate less than a 7 but that has nothing to do with my taste, just a matter of how horny I am at a particular point in time hehe.
I still rate my boyhood pin up a 10 at the time the photo was taken and I don't care what any of you guys rate her.

[Nounce]

Brasil, the land of round bundas?

Haha, but I am referring to the body height and type in this case. One can always find others who spend more. By the same logic, he is in fact calling himself cheap and not knowing it.

[Eloket]

I'm in an AirBnB in Laureles. Small place but has everything that was promised. At like $25 per night it'll do.

2 dates were setup. The first one, a Negra in her late 20's, actually came early to the appointment. She's a known FB chicka from my last visit. She didn't disappoint this time either. I tried some more kinky moves and she was all ears. That made me really horny. DATY, BBBJ, 69, fingering (especially the finger in the ass was popular) and various positions ended in making us both very happy. It set me back 250 mil mas taxi.

The second date. A Paisa mid 20's. Also a FB repeat from last visit. She's a bit timid and shy and my communication skills do not improve that situation. We ordered a Burrito from Rappi. The restaurant was like 2 blocks away, but we had to wait 2 hours before it was delivered. Taco House Laureles was the place. The driver said that the restaurant had sent him off to deliver in Poblado before delivering to us. Anyway, after dinner I offered to give her a massage. Clothes went off and joyous groans was heard. One thing led to another. Seriously I might be too old to have 2 shots on one day because this time it was a no go. Or it's the shy attitude with little action from her side (no starfish but not super active). She's very nice girl, next door cute. She put in some effort but not that much feeling behind. Some fake moaning didn't make things better. This time the deal was 200 mil mas taxi. It ended up about the same total as the first date counting the Rappi order.

Popeye is pleased with the game starting up.

[Combo]

Your comment is self defeating. Based on your logic, you should go to Brazil where you can get VS mode type much easier and you have less competition because the price is also way higher.

Brasil, the land of round bundas?

[Huacho]

My ideal woman is dress size 0

In order to most closely match your IQ?

[PigSavinBoy]

A girl I know got stabbed and killed at hotel by fountain two days ago,

Do you know more about the circumstances? What happened? Which hotel?

Great report BTW.

[Nounce]

I think its great that some mongers like to save money fucking the fat ugly girls. Cuts down on the competition for the hot ones.

Your comment is self defeating. Based on your logic, you should go to Brazil where you can get VS mode type much easier and you have less competition because the price is also way higher.

[Anthony2023]

Instagram / social media has brainwashed some of you guys. I'm not fucking some stick with 4+ plastic surgeries and sure as hell not paying hand over fist for it. Stay getting played suckers.

Nobody cares what you like. You want to fuck basic bitches good for you. No need to bash the preferences of others.

[FunForAll37]

Went to Medellin for the first time last month, stayed 10 days or so. Figured I'd pass along some thoughts. Great trip, will definitely be back.

First off, really liked Medellin as a city. Beautiful, warm, tucked away in the mountains. I liked it much better than Bogota and Cartagena, and I liked the vibe of the people too. I stayed in Poblado and didn't venture out into anywhere halfway dangerous and it felt safer than I expected. Note, I'm well aware feeling safe is not the same as being safe, having lived in Latin America before, but there's clearly a conscious effort in the nice areas to emphasize security to cater to the middle class and travelers and that goes a long way. I think with my natural precautions the odds of anything bad happening were very low.

I rented an AirBNB with visitor friendly security and just invited girls over from Facebook. Very easy to set up and had a girl over every day. Just followed the instructions oft repeated here for adding girls and was patient. I started a year out and had a list of girls to see that I contacted a week and a half out. Honestly, the only thing I regret is that I even sent out an "I'm here" picture post, because I didn't end up responding to a single unsolicited message and I got plenty. I didn't want to waste their time with small talk when I wasn't sure if I'd have time to see them and of the women I contacted proactively, I think every one but one got back to me so I didn't need to build an additional bench as it turned out. Oh well. Hopefully the attractive ones who reached out won't hold it against me when I contact them next time.

Colombian girls will sometimes get a bit of a bad rap here for being late, and I will say in their defense traffic is awfully bad. I think a lot of the girls really are trying to be on time but it's just unpredictable. I of course had late women and cancellations but the cancellations were both at least a few hours in advance and I had about as many girls that were early as were late.

As far as the girls go, it was a mixed bag. Some were kind of cold in person and I even got one holding me back with her hands as I fucked her which I had never experienced before. But others were very warm, eager to please and fun. Not one was what I'd call a bad experience, unless you count the one with the cold who didn't warn me in advance. I really didn't want to get sick and luckily I didn't. I'd say about half asked for condoms for penetration and the other half didn't. My general approach was if they asked about money, I'd specifically outline what I wanted and what I'd pay. If they didn't ask, I didn't bring up any services. I think some of them like the artifice of meeting a guy for a date and being given a gift at the end as opposed to being explicit about taking money for sex. Either way was fine by me. And I had no problems with the girls who didn't bring up anything. We just chatted, fucked, and they accepted what I gave them at the end gratefully. I would say of my two favorite experiences, one was a girl who asked about money first thing and clearly is doing this regularly and the other was a student who just finished her finals for psychology, never brought up money or services once, and let me nut inside her.

The most wild evening of the trip came in my attempt to have a three way. I invited a girl I'd already seen and had a great time with to bring a friend and because I'd been warned here about trios being you just taking turns fucking the two when she said trio I specifically said basically I've heard trios are just the guy taking turns fucking the two girls and I don't want that, I want all three of us fucking together and described a couple acts I'd like, and I said if you're not up for that I'd rather just see you again alone. Well, she said yes I understand you'll get what you want, but I got the Colombian trio I specified I didn't want anyway. Oh well. At least I jizzed all over their faces together at the end. But that isn't the wild part. Her friend showed up at the building without her physical cedula, only a picture on her phone and they had a long conversation with security while I stood by which was pretty embarrassing. I basically tried to encourage the friend to leave and said I'd pay her a little for the trip but eventually they talked the security guy into letting the friend in. I'm still not clear how. Their driver (the brother of the original girl who chauffeurs his sister to her dates) gave them his ID instead. The girl was clearly in her mid 20's to late 20's (she showed me a picture of her 7 year old son later), so that likely helped. Then to make things weirder the two girls started arguing over the course of our session. My Spanish is mid level so I was getting some of it but not all of it and at one point as one of the girls was riding me she was arguing so forcefully with the other girl I thought she might literally physically go after her. It was bizarre. She'd then roll her eyes at me like "can you believe this * when the other girl wasn't looking. Perhaps that's part of why they didn't do too much licking each other's pussies, although they were nice to me the whole time.

Two miscellaneous notes. Rappi is great. Cheap prices and the drivers get there quick because they ride around on motorbikes to avoid the car congestion. It's easy to order any drugs you need from them too, including stuff you can't get over the counter in the US. And second, if you don't like noise, be prepared for it. I was in a quiet area, no parties the entire time I was there, and 15 floors up. But I still needed the white noise on my phone because of the openings in the windows and the fact Colombia doesn't regulate car noises that much so you'll have these vehicles driving around without mufflers in the middle of the night making levels of noise that I think would get them arrested in some US cities. Not easy to avoid.

One question for other people here. I really, really liked the ease of being able to get the girls on Facebook and having the ability to know more about them than just what's on an escort website, rather than wandering around an area where everyone knows I'm there for sex. Medellin seems a little unique in that regard, but what other places offer something comparable, where the online game is pretty ubiquitous, whether on Facebook or Seeking or whatever? Is there anywhere like that among the top Asian destinations? I just so much prefer that to going to a bar or a brothel.