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06-08-22 01:04 #55183
Posts: 5462Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
However, whether it happens or not doesn't matter. What matters is if someone thinks it could happen. I remember being in Parque Bolivar with another BM and he took a picture of the church. Some homeless guy started yelling and making threats because he thought the guy had taken his picture.
If the wrong person in El Centro thinks someone is taking their picture it doesn't take much imagination to figure out how quickly things can turn ugly.
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06-08-22 00:54 #55182
Posts: 3801Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 23:43 #55181
Posts: 122The Paisa Pussy Market: Let's Celebrate Its Inefficiency
In recent days, Colombia Lover and several other posters have pondered some of the profoundest of economic questions: Is the Medellin Chica Market "free"? Is it an "efficient" one? The following is based on my hazy (can it really be, 60 year old memory) of an undergraduate Ec 101 course supplemented by some rapid googling.
As Villainy has pointed out, a free market is simply one in which prices are determined without any external restrictions on the competition among buyers and sellers--be it restrictions from government in the form of quotas, price-controls, tariffs, taxes, etc ,or from private monopolists who control enough of the market to dictate pricing. In that sense, the monger/puta market would seem to qualify as one of the freest that one can imagine. And one with no "barriers to entry" other than a chica's willingness to spread her legs for total strangers, including those of us who are potbellied, wrinkled, foul of breath, or irredeemable jerks. Well, with one likely exception: I imagine that any entrepreneurial guy (or mamasan) who wants to open / operate a casa or a strip club here in Medellin may need the blessing of (I. E have to make payoffs) to politicos, the gendarmerie, and / or cartel thugs.
What about market efficiency? That refers to the extent to which all participants (buyers and sellers alike) share complete and up to date information relevant to pricing. "If markets are efficient, then all information is already incorporated into prices, and so there is no way to "beat" the market because there are no undervalued or overvalued assets (I. E. Pussy in our case) available. " Clearly we mongers and our putas operate in a fairly inefficient market-as evidenced by the gringos forking out $200 and up for Gusto girls, the rampant photoshopping of chica pictures on FB and mileeroticos, the reports on this thread of El Centro girls (readily available for 30 K by the Veracruz church) having been spotted hawking their wares for 200 k in Parque Llleras.
Perhaps we ISG board members can flatter ourselves that, in a sense, we're like successful inside traders, with access to privileged information from this thread. If that's the case, then let's take a moment to celebrate the market inefficiency.
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06-07-22 23:33 #55180
Posts: 1227Originally Posted by Lefeu [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 23:05 #55179
Posts: 15922Originally Posted by RacShack [View Original Post]
Like 8 pm I hopped on the train out of Laureles headed downtown. When I was transferring at San Antonio station there was a big ruckus. Some guy was trying to rob someone and there was a big mob about to get in his ass when the police caught him in the act. Surprisingly the guy went peacefully with the female officer. I hopped the next train one stop to Parque Berrio.
I have already reported about the Vennies at the station that offered me a threesome for 100 K. I have also reported about the chick I hit in Raudal for 60 K.
I left Raudal headed back to the church to look for the Vennie that said she would do me up for 30 K. Before I got there I was walking behind 2 Black guys that I heard speaking English. I approached them and just so happened that one was from my city and the other was from Houston. I joined them at a bar on the strip. Dammit I thought I wrote the name down but I do not see it. Think it started with a P. Anyway the guy from my city left and I stayed to hang out with the dread head from Houston.
This bar had a motley crew of characters. There was a newly 18 year old chick running the place. Her mom is usually the boss but she had the night off. There was a transvestite with hideous surgeries. There was a chick that kept crying that her girlfriend beat her up and burned her with cigarettes. And there were other street walkers that kept stopping by. It was my kind of place.
Dread said that it was his first time in Medellin and had been in town for 2 weeks and was staying in Laureles. He said that he stayed in Poblado for like 1 day then was like fuck that place. It was too uppity for him plus all the hills. Every night he comes to that bar until it shuts down. He seemed to know everyone and everyone's business that came through the place. All the guys dapped him up and all the girls hugged him.
Most of the chicks that walked by he said that he had already fucked. Many he had taken to his place and some even stayed at his place for free after he bought them alcohol or cigarettes or some bullshit like that they wanted but had no money for.
He told me that the mafia runs the place and knew the guy that came to collect money from that bar and the one across the street every night. He had a bottle of rum in his pants pocket and offered me some. I got a cup from the boss but she did not have any ice. He knew the bar to run to to get ice for me. He came back and we finished off his bottle.
He said that sometimes he sits upstairs at a place across the street that overlooks the street. I told him we should get another bottle. He said the only place that was open was a store around the corner at Raudal. We walked over there and grabbed another bottle for 26 K. He told me there was going to be a party at Bar Monaco so we walked to look at the Raudal chicks on our way over there.
He told me how good the street chicken was from this one particular lady so I decided to try some. It was fucking delicious. I came back later to get another order to go. The lady, her husband, and her brother run the place. They even took pictures of me frying the chicken. Bar Monaco was going good but we decided to go back to "our" bar.
I had told the chick running the bar that I would bring her some chocolate back since she was giving me free club sodas. Soon the guy collecting the money showed up. It was near closing time. It was like him and Dread were old buddies. They dapped each other up and had words. The guy stayed behind the bar a while talking to the chick, got the money, then headed to the bar across the street.
It was closing time so we headed back to Bar Monaco. The party was in full swing and they had a singer belting out Bruno Mars. I grabbed a chick to hang out with. After I was having a good time with her I decided to buy her a drink. When I started asking about fucking it was no dice. So I guess these chicks just hang out and dance and drink with you.
It was close to 4 am and I decided to call it a night. I told Dread that I would holler at him later. He stayed behind. Yeah. He stayed downtown at 4 am, where most of you guys are even afraid to go at high noon. And here is the kicker: This mf did not speak a lick of Spanish and kept pulling out his phone for Google Translate. He was like a hog in slop and living his best life. So yes, it all can be done by a new guy in town, without Spanish and without getting robbed.
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06-07-22 22:09 #55178
Posts: 1136Yeah, this is a first
Originally Posted by Lou32 [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 21:48 #55177
Posts: 430. Have fun, stay safe, if you're barebacking like I've been doing, do yourself a favor and take azithromycin 1500 MG once a week during your trip.
It costs like 10 k COP at the droguera and I haven't caught any STDs so far on this trip.
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06-07-22 21:36 #55176
Posts: 15922Originally Posted by Knowledge [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 20:42 #55175
Posts: 4027This made me laugh out loud.
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 20:07 #55174
Posts: 5462Originally Posted by MahaSiddha [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 19:10 #55173
Posts: 3801Innocent Bystander Here The New Name For Street Rats In Centro
Originally Posted by Knowledge [View Original Post]
I on a few occasions have had my phone with me in Centro, and one day while standing opposite the Veracruz Church along the glass covered walkway I took my phone out to take a photo of the Putas lined up along the low stone wall and one Puta who has worked there since the beginning of time started yelling at me.
Your right, one of these days someone is going to get slashed up for photographing and taking videos in Centro.
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06-07-22 18:56 #55172
Posts: 3801Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 18:31 #55171
Posts: 1227Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 18:10 #55170
Posts: 4027That is a fair question. I don't have much experience with gringo hotels and Airbnb's around Medellin but the question that also occurs to me is whether it's preferable to have to renegotiate on temporary home turf or in short time hotel behind the Veracruz church. It's a bit of measles or mumps type choice.
Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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06-07-22 17:12 #55169
Posts: 15922Originally Posted by Paulie97 [View Original Post]
Pattaya: Surprise surprise! German returns to find no girlfriend. Just used condoms, boxers and his Ducati missing!
https://aseannow.com/topic/1261721-p...mment-17398242