Medellin Reports

[Legal Tender]

Ha ha ha ha! Indeed! The Queen's English it is.

Based on the photos and our experiences in Medellin, I suggest that Spanish is the language that we all ought to be trying to master.

Only good energy!

[Frank Casio]

Just stick to the areas where people are too busy to read "El Colombiano", that means away from "El Poblado" and you wil be more appreciated.

Frank Casio!

I spent 6 months in Cali in 2009 and loved every minute. I paid a quick visit to Medellin during that time, and liked what I saw. But, the reports, and many friends, told me I had to invest some serious time in Medellin, because I was missing the boat. BIG TIME. Just got back from a 90 day visit.

The women, Paisas, are DAMN BEAUTIFUL. And there are a ton of them. Actually, I think 70% of the women in the city would respond positively to a solicitation even in church. PERO, son incompledos, insinceras, why interesas. Besides, the place has turned into a factory, especially in El Poblado. If you are a gingo in El Poblado, it is 100% assumed you are a monger. The poor girls form the mountains know it, the upper class in Medelliln assume it, the police too. So, you are walking around with a bullseye on your back. Be aware.

The girls are organic versions of slot machines. Everything is for the money.

[El Bombero]

To be precise right now it's the Queen's English. But mangling any language is par for the course with most Aussies.

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Ha ha ha ha! Indeed! The Queen's English it is.

[Member #4394]

1) First, Bush's tax cut combined with military spending in Iraq ended the Clinton-era budget surplus and resumed budget deficit. Next, in 2008 and 2009, Bush's and Obama's economic stimulous packages increased the size of the federal deficit.

2) Budget deficit is only one of many factors influencing the exchange rates. Trade deficits, interest rates and others influence the exchange rates.

3) Not a single individual, Obama or bernanke, can substantially influence the exchange rates.

Its a shame Obama doesn't monger then maybe his dumb ass would balance the fucking budget so we have some kind of future in mongering. I don't think we have much more than a year left before the dollar collapses. Its going to get ugly.

[Mr Gogo]

Blackceo, I wouldn't worry too much about which is better. Just go to both because the dollar is about to be worthless. I was just there a month or 2 ago and the rate was 186k and now its already down to 176k. Its a shame Obama doesn't monger then maybe his dumb ass would balance the fucking budget so we have some kind of future in mongering. I don't think we have much more than a year left before the dollar collapses. Its going to get ugly.

Damn man, Obama gets blamed for the earth quakes and tornadoes, now you want to blame him and insult him for all the mongerers problems that are happening now and in the future. Please leave politics off this board, we have enough arguments already.

[Love Seeker]

How about those Dallas Mav's! I could not resist this post. Actually met Miamiheatfan at the Mansion and he is not a bad kid. Watch out next year for the Knicks!

[Member #4394]

There is a more difference between low and high ends places than the difference among geographical areas. High end places in Bogota are similar to those in Medellin and Cartagena. Since Medellin is relatively cheaper, just come to Medellin and try both high end and low end places. You will like them. As for a hostile response to you here, these people are hostile to anybody. So it is not a reflection of your posting or personality.

Just wanted to get some opinions on which city has the best looking women. Will be making my first trip this July but haven't made my mind up on where to go. Will be with a buddy who is fluent in Spanish. First trip to Colombia but have been in the trade so to speak for about 5 yrs now. I kow everyone has there favorites but as far as just pure beauty which city is best and why?

Thanks in advance.

BCEO.

[HelpRules]

Blackceo, I wouldn't worry too much about which is better. Just go to both because the dollar is about to be worthless. I was just there a month or 2 ago and the rate was 186k and now its already down to 176k. Its a shame Obama doesn't monger then maybe his dumb ass would balance the fucking budget so we have some kind of future in mongering. I don't think we have much more than a year left before the dollar collapses. Its going to get ugly.

[Wet Nose]

Just wanted to get some opinions on which city has the best looking women. Will be making my first trip this July but haven't made my mind up on where to go. Will be with a buddy who is fluent in Spanish. First trip to Colombia but have been in the trade so to speak for about 5 yrs now. I kow everyone has there favorites but as far as just pure beauty which city is best and why?

Thanks in advance.

BCEO.

Since you're black and thus I can safely assume you like booty, I suggest Cali or Cartagena. Both cities have more diverse populations so will have gals with more cushion. Heh heh. On the other hand, I've hung out with black guys in Medellin who were more than happy with the distribution of female beauty in Medellin.

[ZonInternational]

I spent 6 months in Cali in 2009 and loved every minute. I paid a quick visit to Medellin during that time, and liked what I saw. But, the reports, and many friends, told me I had to invest some serious time in Medellin, because I was missing the boat. BIG TIME. Just got back from a 90 day visit.

The women, Paisas, are DAMN BEAUTIFUL. And there are a ton of them. Actually, I think 70% of the women in the city would respond positively to a solicitation even in church. PERO, son incompledos, insinceras, why interesas. Besides, the place has turned into a factory, especially in El Poblado. If you are a gingo in El Poblado, it is 100% assumed you are a monger. The poor girls form the mountains know it, the upper class in Medelliln assume it, the police too. So, you are walking around with a bullseye on your back. Be aware.

The girls are organic versions of slot machines. Everything is for the money.

And, I hate to say it, but Medellin is a DAMN dangerous place these days. I don't like to tell stories that scare. And believe me, I travel the edges of the entire city. But, all would be well advised to BE VERY CAREFUL these days. It is hot.

As long as you know this going in, you can find whatever you are seeking in great quantities in Medallo.

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I thought I could shake some of the gringo negative sterio types, and do some solid networking, and meet people and women from the upper classes during my trip. (It is easy and possible to do this in Cali and Bogota) Sorta tough in Medellin I found. A slight bit easier outside El Poblado.

[Black Ceo]

Just wanted to get some opinions on which city has the best looking women. Will be making my first trip this July but haven't made my mind up on where to go. Will be with a buddy who is fluent in Spanish. First trip to Colombia but have been in the trade so to speak for about 5 yrs now. I kow everyone has there favorites but as far as just pure beauty which city is best and why?

Thanks in advance.

BCEO.

[Legal Tender]

Fuck, people got to eat there! Thats the breakfast table.

A. G.

Gives a new meaning to "bed and breakfast."

[Legal Tender]

Fuck, people got to eat there! Thats the breakfast table.

A. G.

Greg, we know that you are a stickler in the use of the English language. Of course you're right, that chocolate marvel is sitting on the breakfast table. But, I should have been more precise: eat, lick, suck. . . . Whatever. Certainly looks good enough to engage in oral pleasures on the table or elsewhere. Just got to love those Paisas. And for what its worth, I just got back from Rio. Those gals have nothing on the girls of Medellin, in my opinion.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

On Sunday met up with Mariana, went to the movies, dinner at Parque Lleras and back to my room. She stayed over night and left Monday morning when I was leaving for the airport.

I'd hate to see that invoice from a mansion girl. There on the clock like a taxi meter. Even with ALL the wining and dining. Its irrelevant to some of the hardcore pros.

[Member #4176]

I remember the lesbo competition after they each did their show individually. Even though the winner was evident. What the hell, have them do their shows at the same time and call it a match off.

Nothing like a Lesbo competition. Thats a beautiful thing. Watching lesbo go to town while your getting a BBBJ. Bring tears to my eyes.