Medellin Reports

[TweedleD]

So basically you're saying.

I'm scared of American women with blue or green eyes and tall with a job and would rather pay you to make me feel like I made a difference in the world with a few crappy gifts! Great! What a life! Can't wait until I'm old and retarded to be like you!

Everybody"s entitled to an opinion

[Zig Monger]

By the way, I think Medellin may be getting a reputation for another type of gringo too, besides what you mentioned.

As you say, Colombians are very nosey and don't miss anything.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Yo ricker, Ziggy here. Just wondering what other type of reputation we may be getting? I have heard things recently, too, and wondering if you have heard the same things?

You have ment me before, I walk with 2 artificial legs, just so you can remember me my friend, but I am concerned about what this other reputation is? The reason that I am asking is that I was told that I talked inapproapriatly to chicas on facebook. Heard anything about this. Supposedly there are crusaders who live there who are about to cause some problems. Only because they are upset with the sheer number of gringos who are stomping on their playground!

[Joe Six Pack]

Hello, all; There is a Party at Hotel VIP on Friday January 21, 2011.

Where: Calle 5 No. 43 the 26 Patio Bonito, Medellin, Colombia near to Parque lleras.

What time: At 8:00 PM on Friday Jan 21st 2011.

Entry fee is $20, 000 peso or $10.

Call harry [Telephone Number deleted by Admin] for more info

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[Mr Gogo]

Truer words were never written. Karma IS a mother fucker. I recall that recently there was a discussion of the advisability of sending some lovely Piasa a few COP's via Western Union on a regular basis. Now, that might be a decision that enhances one's karma. The Buddha wrote, in substance, that if a person knew the joy that he felt in giving they would never have another meal without sharing it. The WU discussion seemed to focus on the fact or assumption that those who have shared their bodies for money would continue that practice. Frankly, I wonder the relevance. One thing for sure, if your benefactor is fucking you, she isn't fucking another dude at THAT time.

By analogy, I was in Times Square during the summer with an American woman. A homeless dude came up and gave me the usual: "I haven't eaten in 2 days, can you give me some money to eat?" I discretely slipped him 5 or 10 bucks, and off he went. My companion looked at me with disgust and disapprovingly said that he would just go buy alcohol or drugs. My reply was what he did with the money that I gave him was not my problem. It wasn't my concern.

Hey, being a "sponsor" furnishing what you can, but always WHEN you say you will do it, can give you some good mother fucking karma. Besides soon you know whether she is using the money for helping with her family or something that improves he future or just spending like a self indulgent and narcissistic western female. Chances are you will hear that her child got a new. Or is now going to a better school.

Finally, there is nothing better than "thank you" "you make a difference in my life" sex. First thing you know, she is bringing her cousin or some other hot young girl to bring you pleasure, too. Now, that's mother fucking karma.

This sponsorship idea is fairly well established in Eastern Europe. I don't remember that idea being discussed here. I wonder how many respondents would show up in response to an offer in a media that would reach the university community? Any thoughts?

Hold up brother I think you have it a little twisted. But first were not going to turn this into"The karma" board. If you give a homeless guy money to go buy liquor, thats not establishing good Karma. Maybe offer to buy him something to eat from Mcdonalds would be better because you know your good deed went to something positive.

Also how is "sponsoring" a chic who fucks guys when your not there good Karma? Save that money for when you are there and spend it on her when she fucks you. Is sending WU money that her boyfriend spends on drugs good Karma for anyone?

Also treating her nice in the hopes that you can bang her cousin is not good Karma. Good Karma would be to not fuck her cousin because you respect her.

[Legal Tender]

. Karma is a mother fucker. .

Truer words were never written. Karma IS a mother fucker. I recall that recently there was a discussion of the advisability of sending some lovely Piasa a few COP's via Western Union on a regular basis. Now, that might be a decision that enhances one's karma. The Buddha wrote, in substance, that if a person knew the joy that he felt in giving they would never have another meal without sharing it. The WU discussion seemed to focus on the fact or assumption that those who have shared their bodies for money would continue that practice. Frankly, I wonder the relevance. One thing for sure, if your benefactor is fucking you, she isn't fucking another dude at THAT time.

By analogy, I was in Times Square during the summer with an American woman. A homeless dude came up and gave me the usual: "I haven't eaten in 2 days, can you give me some money to eat?" I discretely slipped him 5 or 10 bucks, and off he went. My companion looked at me with disgust and disapprovingly said that he would just go buy alcohol or drugs. My reply was what he did with the money that I gave him was not my problem. It wasn't my concern.

Hey, being a "sponsor" furnishing what you can, but always WHEN you say you will do it, can give you some good mother fucking karma. Besides soon you know whether she is using the money for helping with her family or something that improves he future or just spending like a self indulgent and narcissistic western female. Chances are you will hear that her child got a new. . . . Or is now going to a better school. . . .

Finally, there is nothing better than "thank you" "you make a difference in my life" sex. First thing you know, she is bringing her cousin or some other hot young girl to bring you pleasure, too. Now, that's mother fucking karma.

This sponsorship idea is fairly well established in Eastern Europe. I don't remember that idea being discussed here. I wonder how many respondents would show up in response to an offer in a media that would reach the university community? Any thoughts?

[Justafool]

How much room would you have to stike up a conversation. Anyway, I think I and others have put too much into his 1 cent.

Lat item, although minor, I was surprised to read Runny flew in the back of the plane. A previous post Runny had said how he's worth "millions". It's so "nice" to see a millionaire slumming and flying coach. (a true man of the people)

Reef.

[Justafool]

That hole you mentioned, is that the divot most Americans (older) have from mandatory vaccinations? Curious as to when you were born and where you grew up should you not have that divot? Now a many woman and little girls are being vaccinated to defend against some form of cancer. I think it is cervical. Maybe you should look at that 'hole' as a good think better then the cancer from many of the druggies in other parts.

Mole on her ass that is what makes the 'most beautiful girl ever' ugly?

Long black hairs, you did not spend much time in the hole just on the neck. You could not offer her a tweezer or pay for some electrolysis? After all how much could 5 long black hairs cost to remove?

Yes, small tits but I hate more the enhanced so please to not complain about small, there are already too many who get stuffed with silicon.

I do not say most of the Colombians are great looking but there are enough too make it worth my visits. I get much more (quality and features for a lot less) than in the states. If they are not good enough for your dabbles move on. There are plenty more locations to enjoy.

On this last trip I picked up one who claims to be 18, ohaja; she was great. The only negative was that I could not fit more time into my schedule for her. With the children and the jealousy of the ex-wife (taking away, again, the rights she gives me with my children) I could not fit her in too much but I will see her again on the next trip. Great slim and tight body (event after having her 18 month son) , just as I enjoy. She does have small tits that we probably enhanced by her pregnancy.

The other on this last trip I met at a casa near Parque Bolivar. The one a flight up from a gym. She is chunky bit not a pig and I was instantly taken by her face, so sweet. Not my usual type but fine by I made my choice and it turned out to be the right one! She did not BB everything but did a little extra for a little more. She, is one I will spend a lot more time with on my next visit (if I can find the card I put her.

Neither are enhanced medically and both provided happiness. Both seemed to enjoy my company and even after I explained my marriage created vow of partial poverty and provided me with phone numbers before we separated.

And then there is my ex-wife, the most beautiful ever. Hey was that the beauty mark on her ass you were disgusted with?

No where you will find perfection but I have found close to it several times in Medellin.

I never say goodbye and never stay more than a few days in the same hotel. Those two actions are meant to protect me from bad karma. Imagine saying bye to 5 girls at the airport, imagine 2 or 3 girls showing up at the same hotel during the night. Phone is also always off when I'm with a girl.

Medellin is not all that. Most girls have small boobs and they always have that big hole from some vaccine on their arm. I hate that hole! One time I met the most beautiful girl ever and she had a birthmark on her ass! This last trip I met a girl that had 5 or 6 long black hairs on her neck!

Anyway I'm going to take my party somewhere else.

[Mr Gogo]

My hunch proved correct. Our brother Runner Up is a troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. So he must be bored, too. He uses his time and Jackson's hard drive space to suggest a disrespectful and mean spirited interaction with Colombian girls is productive or should be approved. I don't believe anyone is that stupid. Not only is it bad karma, it's simply unproductive in life. I spent a few minutes reviewing his prior posts (excluding the ones, by definition, that were previously deleted by Jackson as per policy) and the thrust of his writings universally fall within the definition of trolling.

Now my "boring" episode has lead Runner Up to his goal. Some attention. Let's hope he fulfills his promise and moves on to other venues than Colombia, and, it follows, from this forum. These made up stories where the theme is that irresistibility allows cruelness is of no value.

Only good energy (with a special dose for RU)

You would figure that on a sex board that everyone could agree to hunt pussy with respect to other individuals and fair pricing structure. But here you have some arrogant, conceited, and selfish dudes who are only about exploiting a good thing for self gratification. Take, take and take. One dude wanted to talk a girl down from 20usd for a quickie. Then he pays 20usd for a hamburger and fries. This same guy complains all the time about guys overpaying and fucking up the game.

Alot of these guys get shitted on by women in America and then want to go to a third world country and be a major player because you can talk a girl down five dollars. What the fuck is 5usd?

Ricker your preaching to the choir but they don't hear you. Karma is a mother fucker. But every dog has his day.

[Legal Tender]

My hunch proved correct. Our brother Runner Up is a troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. So he must be bored, too. He uses his time and Jackson's hard drive space to suggest a disrespectful and mean spirited interaction with Colombian girls is productive or should be approved. I don't believe anyone is that stupid. Not only is it bad karma, it's simply unproductive in life. I spent a few minutes reviewing his prior posts (excluding the ones, by definition, that were previously deleted by Jackson as per policy) and the thrust of his writings universally fall within the definition of trolling.

Now my "boring" episode has lead Runner Up to his goal. Some attention. Let's hope he fulfills his promise and moves on to other venues than Colombia, and, it follows, from this forum. These made up stories where the theme is that irresistibility allows cruelness is of no value.

Only good energy (with a special dose for RU)

I never say goodbye and never stay more than a few days in the same hotel. Those two actions are meant to protect me from bad karma. Imagine saying bye to 5 girls at the airport, imagine 2 or 3 girls showing up at the same hotel during the night. Phone is also always off when I'm with a girl.

Medellin is not all that. Most girls have small boobs and they always have that big hole from some vaccine on their arm. I hate that hole! One time I met the most beautiful girl ever and she had a birthmark on her ass! This last trip I met a girl that had 5 or 6 long black hairs on her neck!

Anyway I'm going to take my party somewhere else.

[Furysys]

My my my, we do have an inflated opinion of ourselves, don't we? That would be a problem, eh. 5 gorgeous paisas fighting it out to say goodbye to you at the airport? And worrying about making all these enemies?

I'll tell ya, the average paisa girl probably has an attention span with a gringo of about 25 minutes. If you don't phone back, she'll go on to the next and sure as hell won't worry about you. And they are all pros, ESPECIALLY the 'nonpros'!

[Artisttyp]

I never say goodbye and never stay more than a few days in the same hotel. Those two actions are meant to protect me from bad karma.

They always have that big hole from some vaccine on their arm. I hate that hole!

I can relate to the hotel comment. I like to find a home and stick with it. However once the cat is out of the bag I feel uncomfortable about the staff knowing my game. It *could lead to repercussions.

There is one woman at the hotel desk (where I stay) that doesn't like me and she lets me know it. I am still courteous to her but it is still uncomfortable. I am a pig and I know it but I'd prefer to be low key.

CHOPPED MEAT. You find that in almost any affordable pfp venue! My advice is to get into it. When I look in the mirror these days I would have a hard time sleeping with me for $17. My waist size has grown considerably and compared to a few years ago and I am starting to develop ***** tits. If anything somewhat attractive wants to sleep with I consider myself lucky. Throw all the cottage cheese MILF's my way.

[You Can]

You must be kidding? I guess your perfect? Bud, you need to grow up!

I never say goodbye and never stay more than a few days in the same hotel. Those two actions are meant to protect me from bad karma. Imagine saying bye to 5 girls at the airport, imagine 2 or 3 girls showing up at the same hotel during the night. Phone is also always off when I'm with a girl.

Medellin is not all that. Most girls have small boobs and they always have that big hole from some vaccine on their arm. I hate that hole! One time I met the most beautiful girl ever and she had a birthmark on her ass! This last trip I met a girl that had 5 or 6 long black hairs on her neck!

Anyway I'm going to take my party somewhere else.

[Ricker]

I never say goodbye and never stay more than a few days in the same hotel. Those two actions are meant to protect me from bad karma.

Medellin is not all that. Most girls have small boobs and they always have that big hole from some vaccine on their arm. I hate that hole! One time I met the most beautiful girl ever and she had a birthmark on her ass! This last trip I met a girl that had 5 or 6 long black hairs on her neck!

Anyway I'm going to take my party somewhere else.

Well, good luck in your search for perfection and from protecting yourself from the bad Karma :)

Just a little secret though, you're not going to find perfection anywhere you take 'your party', and the Colombian beauty is pretty hard to beat actually.

Happy travels.

[You Can]

I never heard of any unwritten rule that you don't bang your friends sister? If she is of age and wants to fuck who cares if she is my friends sister. I don't see a problem.

Why is this guy fucking his friends sister. That is wrong in any country. You will get your ass kicked in alot of american cities for doing that. Its a unwritten rule that you don't bang your friends sister.

[Lima Busy]

Why is this guy fucking his friends sister. That is wrong in any country. You will get your ass kicked in alot of american cities for doing that. Its a unwritten rule that you don't bang your friends sister.

When I was in the States I was "doing" my best friends twin sister, who was married to my second best friend!

That was 35 years ago (she's 3x divorced) and we are all still great friends!