Medellin Reports

[SlowBlow]

Parque lleras.

- yo wtf. These ugly girls on the streets still wanted $200 USD PER HOUR. Like all of them. They werent even good looking. Tbh I might have been able to negotiate but I was so baffled I just walked away instead of counter offering.

$200 USD? That's insanity. You must be the least looking Latino on earth and talk zero Spanish. If you can get at least conversationalist they'll start at about $250-300 k COP ($75 US) and you can negotiate from there. These girls will be lucky to make $50 k COP a day working a regular job so keep that in mind. If they're talking to you in dollars then just forget it and leave.

[Gabacho]

HOLLLLYYYY CRAP.

What an adventure that was. I love this place and can't wait to go back.

After reading 60+ pages of this website I thought I had the right information gathered but it kinda all collapsed when I got there.

So I traveled to cartagena before and I had a quick trip over to medellin. It was only a couple days long so I had to pack in a lot.

Before you read this you need to know a couple of important things. If you don't agree with these things you may not find my information valuable.

- My type is the silicone tits and ass. I don't mind them in fact I prefer huge tits. The face has to be pretty naturally and can't be altered too much.

- ratings of type of girl is very subjective!

- I'm actually in that group that prefer to wine and dine a girl. I like to spend time with them and enjoy their company.

- I love club atmosphere of the hunt. In cartagena dolce was what I loved. Dancing grinding then negotiating was so fun.

Thursday.

I got in and just had to settle. Waited for my friend to arrive and got some dinner and walked around the park. He got a couple numbers of girls he thought were pretty and just started to negotiate on what's app with them.

10 pm hits and I want to go to gusto while my friend looks at pasionprepago.

I know that ALLL the recent reviews told me not to go to gustos. They said its way overpriced and not worth it at all.

I walk in and its pretty dead. Maybe 12 girls sitting quietly and I sit on the ledge and immediately talk to this girl who is liek a 6/10 she's nice but not my type. I only have a few days so I have to be very picky. Friend joins in at 11 pm and I turn around and BAM this place is PACKED. We walk around and there are at least a handful of a 8/10 to 10/10 girls. I am ESTATIC. At 12 pm this place is like 10-1 girls and guys and the club is great. We started to get some price negotiations and girls were not dropping below 200-250 for the whole night. This may have been expensive but the one I wanted was super hot. I made sure to negotiate amoutn of pops and when she would be leaving in the morning (5 am).

So honestly. I disagree with a lot of the comments about this place on Thursday. I loved it. Yeah price might be high but the mood is awesome and the pool is great.

- this girl was smoking, she almost forgot her ID but found it later. I popped immediately with her then 2 more times into the night. The only annoying thing was after each pop she asked if I wanted to go to sleep alone (I was kinda sleepy) but I kept saying no. Otherwise when we got into it she was an amazing actress. She ended up leaving at 4 am instead of 5 but I was ok as I was too drained. DATY, CBJ, covered FS, french K, all included.

Friday Morning.

- we did random touristy shit and got back a bit later then I wanted.

- so we headed to loutrons around 7 pm. I read a bunch of the reviews here on this website stating that girls are only 3 -4 . But there were 10 girls here at least when we went and a bunch of th tables were filled. 430 k cop and the girl I had was SMOKING sofia and my friend also chose 10/10 ori. Both so hot. Quick shower got a nice massage and into business. And it was legit business. Not much offered besides the CBJ into the ending. No frenching or DATY. Great attitude though otherwise. This was one of the highlights of the trip.

STRIP CLUBS.

- I fcking hate the strip clubs. We went to la isla at 10 pm and this place was LAME AS FCK. We didn't want to get bottle service cause it was such a rip off so instead they charged us like 10 usd for coronas and we went and sat in the corner of the fcking club and no girl was allowed to come by and talk to us. We were like the losers in the dark corner. Fck this place. I didn't even check out the girls I was so disgusted at the attitude of this strip club. So many open tables available too. Don't know what you guys see in this place. Maybe if I came when it was really late it wouldve been better.

- get in the cab and I heard of another place called la lunela so I tell the cab driver to take us there. He says the girls are nice there but la isla is better. I ask him how fase dos is in comparison and he says fase dose is way better than la lunela, plus la lunela neighborhood is bad at this time. So we turn right around and go to fase dos.

- same shit here. A bunch of a open tables, and expensive beer. No place the sit plus the girls here were MID at best. We stood there for 3 songs and left.

- maybe I had a weird experience but the talk of these strip clubs is so weird to me. We really hated it.

BACK TO GUSTOS.

- ok so strip clubs sucked but its only 12 pm so we can salvage the night right?

-back to gustos and the place is so busy again. I got a bunch of numbers from last night but theyre not responding and theyre not at the club.

- now I don't know if its cause of Friday but we were talking to some ugly chicks. Like ugly chicks no guy was ever talking to. And they quoted us 200 USD per HOUR. And wouldn't budge. CRAZY.

The craziest thing is they even left ALONE. Wtf. We were baffled. Same thing happend with a bunch of other ugly chicks. Uhh maybe this is what this website was referring to. My friend ended up grabbing a girl who agreed to $300 all night till 6 am. So he did get lucky. She wasnt the prettiest but she was down to haggle.

- I had some girls but none of them interested me so I left.

Parque lleras.

- yo wtf. These ugly girls on the streets still wanted $200 USD PER HOUR. Like all of them. They werent even good looking. Tbh I might have been able to negotiate but I was so baffled I just walked away instead of counter offering.

- I looked up pasionprepago and milirotics and was about to call a bunch of girls over but the secuirty guard from my place warned me that website girls are probably more dangerous then inside parequ lleras street girls. I thought about all the bad shit that could happen then just convinced my self mayeb to call it a night BECAUSE.

FACEBOOK.

- facebook has not been working for me at all. Some of the girls I friended to the girls I found at gustos were so ugly. Bleh. And also I never knew if all their pics were airbrushed. At least at the clubs or streets I saw them and could decide.

- but I found this one girl who owned her own business. Was talking to her before our trip for some help. Randomly she posts this risque picture of her on her business site. Hmmm I shoot my shot. Ask if she escorts. She quotes me 190 k COP per hour DAMN but she's not available Friday night at all she gets in late. I ask can you come 9 am? She agrees. BINGO.

- trying to fall asleep with a hard on is so awful but I force myself to.

Saturday morning.

- I wake up so tensed ready to go at 8 am. I ask if she can come earlier and she says no. Fck. I pace around get some drinks, ask if she wants to smoke, she says yes.

- we walk up and she showers and we just lay in bed as this girl is just full on chugging tequila, hmm should I be worried?

- we start making out in bed, then I suck her sweet twits, perform DATY and she is very responsive. I get a quick wiff and I feel like a smell is off. But I'm kinda congested so I can't really tell.

- I climb back up and we make out some more.

- she flips me over and performs CBJ. Then she works her self down and under my sack and all over it. And then she just stays there. For a really long time. I think to myself this is too long right.

Oh wait she wants me to raise my hip up more? Oh damn this girl is just rimming me straight up. She does that for a while (not really my thing) and I direct her to get some mouthwash.

We start missionary and man the puss stench is strong.

- ok listen I never been with a girl with a bad fish odor. But it wasnt a fish odor. It kinda smelled like old dried semen? But the more turned on she got the more I smelled it. It almostwrecked me but I was too bricked up to stop now. I just force one out and its great but I immediatly run to the shower. Twice after she leaves cause the smell is still there.

This girl wouldve been my #1 of medellin if it wasnt the stench. But ill probably call her back if I revisit. She says she never does that the scorting thing. Only once in a while and when she does she enjoys it. And I made sure she did.

Also some of the facebook girls I reached out to were pissed I didn't reach back out to them while I was there LOL.

Thanks for the help guys. I flew to carta after so ill write a report about that later.

Makin it rain Poblado Boy.

[GeorgeCarta22]

You went to a nightclub at noon?

12 am oops.

[Huacho]

2. Doorman / security guard. Treat them well.

Just my two cents. It's worked for me for many years now that have gone by without any significant incidents.

Except for when they're the ones who set you up. Just sayin'.

[Surfer500]

Self check-in does not mean there is not a doorman. There may be an electronic lock or lockbox at the door, but a doorman at the front desk. Still, a doorman is not your personal security guard or problem solver the way most mongers tend to see them.

What you have brought up may be confusing for some.

A lot of apartments that are rentals in Medellin do have security which will either be limited to only daytime or 24 hours a day seven days a week.

As your aware these individuals are called Porteros, and are not personal security guards for mongers as you mention, however they can assist mongers and help solve problems on the mongers behalf if handled properly.

As has been mentioned numerous times on this board, Porteros have diffused problems on a mongers behalf, and as you know, it's in the best interest of mongers to be friendly with the Porteros where they are staying and befriend them, like giving them a six pack of beer, maybe a box of cookies, or something else as it will go a long way in the event a monger has a problem.

[Mr Enternational]

Of course, the downside of self check in is that there is no security at all. In light of all these stories of druggings and robberies, you are taking an increased risk of crime. There is no receptionist or doorman to deter criminals.

Self check-in does not mean there is not a doorman. There may be an electronic lock or lockbox at the door, but a doorman at the front desk. Still, a doorman is not your personal security guard or problem solver the way most mongers tend to see them.

[Rick Rock]

- ok so strip clubs sucked but its only 12 pm so we can salvage the night right?

You went to a nightclub at noon?

[MoonShot]

You're looking at the wrong AirBNBs.

Don't worry about staying too close to Parque Lleras, staying a few streets up or down is fine.

What you need to look for are whole apartments that do "self check in". These are typically the most guest friendly. The flipside of this is that you are taking the responsibility yourself that you're not letting anyone underage in. I'm generally of the age where I'm not picking up girls off the street whilst drunk these days and I've 300+ chicas on my latino facebook so it's easily a manageable risk.

The ones that are renting out a room aren't going to be guest friendly as they're living there.

Another thing I look for are separate hot and cold taps in the shower, this is a sign they've installed a central hot water system, ergo are targeting foreigners who like hot showers (Colombians typically prefer cold ones, hence a lot of places have the "suicide" style electric overhead heaters that don't work very well).

Of course, the downside of self check in is that there is no security at all. In light of all these stories of druggings and robberies, you are taking an increased risk of crime. There is no receptionist or doorman to deter criminals.

[GeorgeCarta22]

HOLLLLYYYY CRAP.

What an adventure that was. I love this place and can't wait to go back.

After reading 60+ pages of this website I thought I had the right information gathered but it kinda all collapsed when I got there.

So I traveled to cartagena before and I had a quick trip over to medellin. It was only a couple days long so I had to pack in a lot.

Before you read this you need to know a couple of important things. If you don't agree with these things you may not find my information valuable.

- My type is the silicone tits and ass. I don't mind them in fact I prefer huge tits. The face has to be pretty naturally and can't be altered too much.

- ratings of type of girl is very subjective!

- I'm actually in that group that prefer to wine and dine a girl. I like to spend time with them and enjoy their company.

- I love club atmosphere of the hunt. In cartagena dolce was what I loved. Dancing grinding then negotiating was so fun.

Thursday.

I got in and just had to settle. Waited for my friend to arrive and got some dinner and walked around the park. He got a couple numbers of girls he thought were pretty and just started to negotiate on what's app with them.

10 pm hits and I want to go to gusto while my friend looks at pasionprepago.

I know that ALLL the recent reviews told me not to go to gustos. They said its way overpriced and not worth it at all.

I walk in and its pretty dead. Maybe 12 girls sitting quietly and I sit on the ledge and immediately talk to this girl who is liek a 6/10 she's nice but not my type. I only have a few days so I have to be very picky. Friend joins in at 11 pm and I turn around and BAM this place is PACKED. We walk around and there are at least a handful of a 8/10 to 10/10 girls. I am ESTATIC. At 12 pm this place is like 10-1 girls and guys and the club is great. We started to get some price negotiations and girls were not dropping below 200-250 for the whole night. This may have been expensive but the one I wanted was super hot. I made sure to negotiate amoutn of pops and when she would be leaving in the morning (5 am).

So honestly. I disagree with a lot of the comments about this place on Thursday. I loved it. Yeah price might be high but the mood is awesome and the pool is great.

- this girl was smoking, she almost forgot her ID but found it later. I popped immediately with her then 2 more times into the night. The only annoying thing was after each pop she asked if I wanted to go to sleep alone (I was kinda sleepy) but I kept saying no. Otherwise when we got into it she was an amazing actress. She ended up leaving at 4 am instead of 5 but I was ok as I was too drained. DATY, CBJ, covered FS, french K, all included.

Friday Morning.

- we did random touristy shit and got back a bit later then I wanted.

- so we headed to loutrons around 7 pm. I read a bunch of the reviews here on this website stating that girls are only 3 -4 . But there were 10 girls here at least when we went and a bunch of th tables were filled. 430 k cop and the girl I had was SMOKING sofia and my friend also chose 10/10 ori. Both so hot. Quick shower got a nice massage and into business. And it was legit business. Not much offered besides the CBJ into the ending. No frenching or DATY. Great attitude though otherwise. This was one of the highlights of the trip.

STRIP CLUBS.

- I fcking hate the strip clubs. We went to la isla at 10 pm and this place was LAME AS FCK. We didn't want to get bottle service cause it was such a rip off so instead they charged us like 10 usd for coronas and we went and sat in the corner of the fcking club and no girl was allowed to come by and talk to us. We were like the losers in the dark corner. Fck this place. I didn't even check out the girls I was so disgusted at the attitude of this strip club. So many open tables available too. Don't know what you guys see in this place. Maybe if I came when it was really late it wouldve been better.

- get in the cab and I heard of another place called la lunela so I tell the cab driver to take us there. He says the girls are nice there but la isla is better. I ask him how fase dos is in comparison and he says fase dose is way better than la lunela, plus la lunela neighborhood is bad at this time. So we turn right around and go to fase dos.

- same shit here. A bunch of a open tables, and expensive beer. No place the sit plus the girls here were MID at best. We stood there for 3 songs and left.

- maybe I had a weird experience but the talk of these strip clubs is so weird to me. We really hated it.

BACK TO GUSTOS.

- ok so strip clubs sucked but its only 12 pm so we can salvage the night right?

-back to gustos and the place is so busy again. I got a bunch of numbers from last night but theyre not responding and theyre not at the club.

- now I don't know if its cause of Friday but we were talking to some ugly chicks. Like ugly chicks no guy was ever talking to. And they quoted us 200 USD per HOUR. And wouldn't budge. CRAZY.

The craziest thing is they even left ALONE. Wtf. We were baffled. Same thing happend with a bunch of other ugly chicks. Uhh maybe this is what this website was referring to. My friend ended up grabbing a girl who agreed to $300 all night till 6 am. So he did get lucky. She wasnt the prettiest but she was down to haggle.

- I had some girls but none of them interested me so I left.

Parque lleras.

- yo wtf. These ugly girls on the streets still wanted $200 USD PER HOUR. Like all of them. They werent even good looking. Tbh I might have been able to negotiate but I was so baffled I just walked away instead of counter offering.

- I looked up pasionprepago and milirotics and was about to call a bunch of girls over but the secuirty guard from my place warned me that website girls are probably more dangerous then inside parequ lleras street girls. I thought about all the bad shit that could happen then just convinced my self mayeb to call it a night BECAUSE.

FACEBOOK.

- facebook has not been working for me at all. Some of the girls I friended to the girls I found at gustos were so ugly. Bleh. And also I never knew if all their pics were airbrushed. At least at the clubs or streets I saw them and could decide.

- but I found this one girl who owned her own business. Was talking to her before our trip for some help. Randomly she posts this risque picture of her on her business site. Hmmm I shoot my shot. Ask if she escorts. She quotes me 190 k COP per hour DAMN but she's not available Friday night at all she gets in late. I ask can you come 9 am? She agrees. BINGO.

- trying to fall asleep with a hard on is so awful but I force myself to.

Saturday morning.

- I wake up so tensed ready to go at 8 am. I ask if she can come earlier and she says no. Fck. I pace around get some drinks, ask if she wants to smoke, she says yes.

- we walk up and she showers and we just lay in bed as this girl is just full on chugging tequila, hmm should I be worried?

- we start making out in bed, then I suck her sweet twits, perform DATY and she is very responsive. I get a quick wiff and I feel like a smell is off. But I'm kinda congested so I can't really tell.

- I climb back up and we make out some more.

- she flips me over and performs CBJ. Then she works her self down and under my sack and all over it. And then she just stays there. For a really long time. I think to myself this is too long right.

Oh wait she wants me to raise my hip up more? Oh damn this girl is just rimming me straight up. She does that for a while (not really my thing) and I direct her to get some mouthwash.

We start missionary and man the puss stench is strong.

- ok listen I never been with a girl with a bad fish odor. But it wasnt a fish odor. It kinda smelled like old dried semen? But the more turned on she got the more I smelled it. It almostwrecked me but I was too bricked up to stop now. I just force one out and its great but I immediatly run to the shower. Twice after she leaves cause the smell is still there.

This girl wouldve been my #1 of medellin if it wasnt the stench. But ill probably call her back if I revisit. She says she never does that the scorting thing. Only once in a while and when she does she enjoys it. And I made sure she did.

Also some of the facebook girls I reached out to were pissed I didn't reach back out to them while I was there LOL.

Thanks for the help guys. I flew to carta after so ill write a report about that later.

[MaxKane]

Hola, I'm trying to rent an Airbnb that is centrally located near Parque Llyras but not too close that allows guests. One replied that guests are allowed but only one guest at a time and they must register when they arrive. Does this mean you can bring any guests, or will they be scrutinized and refused entry if they don't have proper ID, look like a working girl, or only have a Venezuelan ID. Thanks!

You're looking at the wrong AirBNBs.

Don't worry about staying too close to Parque Lleras, staying a few streets up or down is fine.

What you need to look for are whole apartments that do "self check in". These are typically the most guest friendly. The flipside of this is that you are taking the responsibility yourself that you're not letting anyone underage in. I'm generally of the age where I'm not picking up girls off the street whilst drunk these days and I've 300+ chicas on my latino facebook so it's easily a manageable risk.

The ones that are renting out a room aren't going to be guest friendly as they're living there.

Another thing I look for are separate hot and cold taps in the shower, this is a sign they've installed a central hot water system, ergo are targeting foreigners who like hot showers (Colombians typically prefer cold ones, hence a lot of places have the "suicide" style electric overhead heaters that don't work very well).

[Secksee1]

Hola, I'm trying to rent an Airbnb that is centrally located near Parque Llyras but not too close that allows guests. One replied that guests are allowed but only one guest at a time and they must register when they arrive. Does this mean you can bring any guests, or will they be scrutinized and refused entry if they don't have proper ID, look like a working girl, or only have a Venezuelan ID. Thanks!

Ask the airbnb host. It is ok to have followup questions for clarification.

[GreenToad]

Hola, I'm trying to rent an Airbnb that is centrally located near Parque Llyras but not too close that allows guests. One replied that guests are allowed but only one guest at a time and they must register when they arrive. Does this mean you can bring any guests, or will they be scrutinized and refused entry if they don't have proper ID, look like a working girl, or only have a Venezuelan ID. Thanks!

[LoveItHere69]

Any recognizable / specific features of these two so we know who to avoid?

Not really. The one I had problems with is skinny where her cheeks go inward (think glue sniffer / druggie). Does not smile much. Darker rings around her eyes from lack of sleep which is noticeable. The other one has no features that stick out. Sorry.

[JohnnieCash]

Saw an 8 month pregnant woman. Thin body (other than her tummy) and ok looking and guessing age 21-ish. Not sure if she will be out tomorrow or whenever. I assume you only have 2 weeks to get some before she pops. She is at the staircase near the police station (check top and bottom).

She's been working same spot before she got pregnant. Not my type though, boney, long feet, leg hair and a bit of moustache last time I saw her. OK face though in general and OK personality.

... Third time she would not take her top off and when I walked out she was yelling for the workers there to lock me in the gate. I ran out. She was with another girl I had never seen before. Trouble! That girl approached me and as she was talking to me she circled behind me. Never had a girl do that. I assume she wanted to try her pickpocketing skills. I quickly took a step forward to distance myself and she walked off. These two scream TROUBLE!

Any recognizable / specific features of these two so we know who to avoid?

[CK465]

Good advice. Safe to say any foreigner that engages in our behavior has some level of risk. And I don't take extra solace with a Colombiana versus a Vennie. That said, I'm not changing my process. I do think that maybe girls standing outside in Lleras are an increased risk and I'll avoid them. I'm sure some will flame me for some of this, but I'll tell you my main precautions that have saved me more than once.

1. Hotel. I stayed at an Airbnb once in Medellin. That was my first trip. Even that had a front desk of sorts. Who doesn't want the convenience of not having a doorman or front desk being nosy? But, in reality, it's a necessary evil.

2. Doorman / security guard. Treat them well. I frequent many of the same clubs when I visit. I'm by no means a regular. But I will tip them. Nothing exorbitant. I tip them maybe 10 k per night. I promise you that has paid off for me. They remember me every time. Twice the security downstairs at Gusto saved my ass. Once with a girl that was bad news and once when I partied a little too hard. The doormen at some smaller clubs are even more important. And though not in MDE, two doormen at my hotel in Rio saved my ass. I was zoned out, not using basic precautions. 4 guys were coming at me, just 30 feet from the front door. The doormen ran over to me yelling about my phone and the four guys ran off the other way. It's not even about tips or money. If you treat them well, engage them and let them know you appreciate them, they are an important extra set of eyes that know the lay of the land far better than you will.

3. Trust your gut. I'm not a guy that picks a girl, goes right to negotiations and out the door in minutes. Though I don't do it for safety reasons, I think my process has helped to reduce my risk. I want to know the girl. I trust my gut and I want a session where there is something more than a transaction. Is it fool-proof? No. But I trust my instincts to know if something is off with a girl. If nothing else, a conversation and time spent doesn't make you the easiest target in the room.

Just my two cents. It's worked for me for many years now that have gone by without any significant incidents.

Like anywhere you got to use your common sense and go with your gut. My comment on being black was a comment on how you're less likely a target on the streets if you don't bring attention to yourself. The guy who commented didn't understand what I meant.

You're tipping method to door men / security guards is not a bad idea. By no means shower them with endless pesos but from what I've been reading and watching, the currency exchange is in our favor so establishing some insurance is never a bad idea.

Again, very unfortunate to the lives lost doing this hobby in Medellin but we as a community just have to continue to give helpful advice and hope other listen. You can lead a horse to water but can't make him drink.