Medellin Reports

[Manizales911]

From my understanding she is not married but she is wifed up for the time being with a gringo.

No such thing when it comes to a prepago in Colombia. The minute he turns his back, jumps on a plane, hops on a bus or just plain gets tired of his pasty white ass she'll be back on the market, make book on it.

[Gary1]

Hilly Billy 69 seems to have allot of knowledge about the night clubs, disco's. Question for him. Are there many working girls in the regular night clubs, disco's? My thoughts for sex machine 1987. Two orgasims in one hour at any age sounds like allot of work and hurry and probably not enought time anway. Consider two half-hour sessions split with a rest and refreshments in between. I like one orgasim waiting for the second session to have it.

Gary

[John]

You have summarized the question of where to stay for any and all future Mongers visiting Medellin. Nice Job.

By the way you are giving too much credit to Wendy. I am assuming you are asking about the Short Wendy.

If that Wendy you are asking about then she is now with a solo gringo. From my understanding she is not married but she is wifed up for the time being with a gringo.

Forget Wendy. Their are thousands like her or 100's much prettier then her.

Regards,

John.

We have seem to become bogged down with a "Bigger Schlong" contest. It's the CB / Mansion Team vs Well the other guys. As somebody pointed out earlier "apples & oranges"

Please keep in mind that I have NEVER used either Teams Servises. Not because I am not on good terms with any of the two parties but rather I have not had the need. Ricker and I had a super small beef the other day LOL! That being said I'll try to give a fair and even handed summation of the "Biggest Schlong" contest.

We should have Jackson PIN this sort of info to the VERY front page of the Colombia / Mede board; what Ricker and BrazilSoccor0 said:

If you are a newbie and do not speak Spanish and want that sort of I guess you could call the EASY way out." Clean safe rooms and the girls are come to you and from what I have heard on the boards (Somebody get me Wendy's number!) a very nice selection. Also other liked minded people and somebody to pal around with. You got to stay at CB. Colombia is not Mexico or DR or CR or even a place like Peru or Argentina that has has great (non monger) tourism for decades. English is SUPER limited in Colombia once you get out of the nice hotels and gringo style restaurants.

IMO what Mede Paisa and his Rental Boys do:

Set you up on your own in a clean nice safe apartment, with all the comforts and then some of home. IMO this is for the more established monger or the Spanish semi-fluent. If you have your pool of P4P, normal girls and Amigas con benificios then you don't need the MAIN draw of CB1-2. Being a semi intelligent person I imagine; you can't bring a normal girl back to CB1-2. Well I guess you could but she's going to feel "uncomfortable" and the BIGGEST goal you have with a normal girl is to make her feel comfortable around you. I know a ton of fellas both new and old to the monger scene are pretty clueless on "The Game" but it's true. In the States would you take a date out to a strip club? Answer: NO! Why? Because you went from cool-fun guy to Dirty-jerk-pig the second you rolled up into the parking lot & she now feels uneasy about herself and her appearance.

Privacy is also a HUGE and often overlooked aspect of getting you own spot. What if you meat a nice, cool, chica? There is no come over and I'll make you diner or any of that at CB1-2. Peace and quiet is at the mercy of all the other guests. I usually have to work when I'm down for an extended periods of time so I need to sleep early, get up early, make calls, skype, confrence calls, ect. How you going to do any of this when 10 guys are using up the bandwidth down loading movies and streaming music as they crush bottles of rum and beers? Imagine trying to speak with a client as the guy in the room next door is banging some chicas head up against the head board! Hahahaha.

In summation: First timers with little to 0 espanol skills should stay at CB1-2 to learn the ropes. Not an endorsement as I have never stayed there but it makes perfect sense or if you are looking for more of a party atmosphere and some heads to pal around with. (also get me Wendy's number or a girl who looks like her! LOL) Most everything is taken care for you.

For the more experienced or Espanol capable or who want a more private experience you should reach out to Mede Paisa (I have never used but good reviews of his service) and get an aprtment.

[Stmp24]

Thanks for the discoteca rundown Hillbilly. This and the Casas list will definitely be my guide over the weekend.

[Stmp24]

Dude? Your preference is to go to the club with the better looking women? No shit? Hahaha! All these years I've been asking about the club with all the fat girls with good personalities!

Just playing bro! But honestly you can't pin down a night at a club in Colombia IMO. Just like in US of A, what is hot last week is weak the next.

My advise; use this situation as a plus! Go strike up a conversion with a pretty girl (food court at the mall is my fave) and guide the conversation to Discotecas! Ask what are her favorites, where she likes to go, when are the best night, what kind of music they play, are there any promotions, if she likes to dance, ask about her in general! Don't forget you are a foreigner, you are excused for not knowing ANYTHING about any club in any part of the city! If the conversation goes well ask her if she'd like to go and tell her she can bring a friend if she likes, say you're going to bring a friend too but them when / if you meet them there say he got sick or some shit like that. And yes you're paying but in Colombia? FUCK IT! Cover in Vegas is $150 for three people; Just to get in! For a $150-$200 you're balling out of control in Colombia! Once in the Club DON"T be cheap. But also be mindful of what is going on and what the girls are doing, you don't' want to get played either.

You got to dance too.

Good luck and report back

LOL! Well you know some guys prefer quantity over quality. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just not me plus that's what the casas are for. Thanks for the tips and I'll report back how the trip goes. SHOWTIME in T-4 days

[Combo]

Hillbilly.

You forget (IMO) the best Salsa club in MDE. "El Suave" in Estadio.

[HelpRules]

One more IMPORTANT thing about the clubs: Always have exact change for drinks. Bring a variety of all the colombian money. I went to a packed club in Colombia with this girl and the asshole didn't bring me my change. Cost me 5 bucks. The place was so crowded, I couldn't find him again. He knew that of course.

[SexMachine1987]

Anybody know if the donation by the hour at the casas include second shot or it's just one shot and fin sort of situation. I have never been there, but locally here it's just one shot.

[Chesscat]

Thanks Hillbilly great post. Can you do the same for restaurants?

[Hillbilly69]

Medellin Nightlife.

As a rule of thumb, when it comes to nightlife in Medellin, the farther away from Parque Lleras you venture, the less likely you'll be sharing the bar or club with other foreigners. All venues are within Medellin city limits, unless otherwise noted.

Sample Week.

New to town and want to start partying in Medellin right away, regardless of the night? Options are limited early in the week, however here are a few suggestions to help you find Medellin's party people:

Sunday – Karma (reggaeton, hip hop) or Tropical Cocktails (Sabaneta)

Monday – La Octava (rock)

Tuesday – El Eslabon Prendido (live salsa)

Wednesday – B-Lounge (crossover, ladies night)

Thursday. Bendito Seas (crossover, ladies night) or GAR Bar (live salsa)

Friday – Dulce Jesus Mio (crossover) or Cien Fuegos (live salsa)

Discotecas (Dance Clubs)

The majority of the discotecas en Medellin play crossover music, which means you'll hear a mix of different genres throughout the night, including: salsa, reggaeton, vallenato, cumbia, merengue, bachata, popular rock, and electronica.

Barrio Colombia.

Amarna Unica – Carrera 43G #27 – 10. Egyptian-theme with bellydancing performances.

Indiana Bar – Carrera 43G. Indiana Jones theme and go-do dancers.

Karma – just off Carrera 43G, around the corner from Indiana Bar. Reggaeton only.

Kukaramakara Club – Carrera 43G #25A – 58. Live band.

Luxury Discoteca – Carrera 43G (opposite Trilogia). Reggaeton only.

Mia VIP Room – Calle 25 #43G – 25. Modern Miami-style club.

Prizma Discoteca – just off Carrera 43G, around the corner from Indiana Bar. Reggaeton only.

The End – Calle 25 #43G, on the same block as Mia. Reggaeton & electronica only.

Trilogia Bar – Carrera 43G #24 – 08. Live band.

Tutaina Tuturuma – Calle 26 #43G.

Parque Lleras & Poblado.

Bar Lovento – Carrera 42N #9 – 59

Bendito Seas – Calle 10A. Thursday is ladies night: 20, 000 peso cover for all you can drink (beer, Aguardiente, or rum) until 12 am.

B-Lounge – Carrera 36 #10 – 38. Wednesday nights are ladies night. 20, 000 peso cover. All male groups may not be allowed entry (ie. Bring a few girls).

Blue – Calle 10. Rock music.

El Pub de Octavia – Carrera 36 #8A – 110

La Octava – Calle 8 #37A – 49. Friendly rock bar – open 365 days a year.

La Ruana de Juana – Corner of Calle 10 + Carrera 42

Red – Calle 10 #40 – 15

Sampues – Calle 10A #40 – 37

Las Palmas.

Babylon Discoteca – (Las Palmas location is closed. Club is supposedly re-opening in Parque Lleras.)

El Cuervo. Carrera 38 #26-260

El Pub. Carrera 38 #26-260

Dulce Jesus Mio – Club in form of mock Antioquian pueblo, with staff in costumes, and song and dance performances. Reserve a table and arrive by 9pm to ensure seating. All male groups are not allowed entry (ie. Bring a few girls).

Other Neighborhoods.

La Tienda – Calle 38A Sur #43 – 66, Envigado. Arrive early or reserve table to ensure seating.

Palmahia Disco – Carrera 42 #85B – 121

Tropical Cocktails – Carrera 48 #65 Sur – 95 Avenida Las Vegas, Sabaneta.

Salsa dancing at El Eslabon Prendido.

Salsa Bars.

Cien Fuegos – Carrera 43F, #18 – 158, Barrio Colombia. Live band (Thurs / Fri / Sat nights) and large wooden dance floor. No cover or minimum drinks Thursday nights. Friday & Saturday have a cover of at least 10, 000 pesos, plus you need to buy a bottle to sit at a table. There is no minimum to sit at the bar. This club has the biggest dance floor in the city.

El Eslabon Prendido – Calle 53 #42 – 55, Centro. (Maracaibo, a half block above Parque Periodista). Live bands Tuesday nights (5, 000 peso cover).

El Tibiri – Carrera 70 + Calle 44B, Laureles. About 5 blocks from the Estadio metro. Very small basement level bar. Hot, little circulation, tight spaces, and often crowded.

GAR Bar – Carrera 39 #8 – 58, Parque Lleras. Live salsa band Thursday nights (no cover charge).

La Rumbantela – Calle 33 # 76 – 132, Laureles.

Son Havana (Facebook) – Carrera 73 #44 – 56, near La 70 / Estadio.

Thursday night at 3 Cordilleras.

Other Nightlife Spots.

3 Cordilleras Brewery. Calle 30, #44 – 176, Barrio Industriales. Three great types of beer on tap – Wheat (light) , American Pale (medium) and Amber Ale (dark). Thursday nights draw a happy hour crowd. 15, 000 COP entry gets you 5 beers, plus an optional tour. Hours: 5:30 – 9 pm. The last Thursday of each month features a live band too.

Arte Vivo. Calle 25 #43G – 25. Barrio Colombia. Rock bar with live bands.

Bolero Bar – Carrera 67B, #51A – 98. A historic little bar known for attracting musicians, writers and artists visiting Medellin. The bar has published several books (in Spanish) filled with short stories by the bar's well known patrons.

La Strada in Front of Holiday Inn Express but upstairs has some clubs Divino etc, keep in mind near Palmahia Disco there is dozens of bars.

Mangos is closed.

A map for reference.

http://www.medellin-map.com/

Medellin Paisa has the lookers, I do not know him but I have banged my share of his Facebook friends list ( girls) . LMAO

[Escort King]

Medellin Mansion, El Castillo.

Hotel Casa Blanca 1 and 2.

Wait for it, a new name change is in store!

Stand by!

A. G.

Secret Service?

[TweedleD]

Dude? Your preference is to go to the club with the better looking women? No shit? Hahaha! All these years I've been asking about the club with all the fat girls with good personalities!

Fat girls are a lot like mopeds, a lot of fun to ride! You just don't want your friends to see you on them. (and this is the REAL reason I have to stay in an apartment) LOL

[Ricker]

. In summation: First timers with little to 0 espanol skills should stay at CB1-2 to learn the ropes. Not an endorsement as I have never stayed there but it makes perfect sense or if you are looking for more of a party atmosphere and some heads to pal around with. (also get me Wendy's number or a girl who looks like her! LOL) Most everything is taken care for you.

For the more experienced or Espanol capable or who want a more private experience you should reach out to Mede Paisa (I have never used but good reviews of his service) and get an aprtment.

I agree with Slam.

PS. I definitely have no beef with Medellin Paisa. Never met, however, I might just look him up on my upcoming visit to Medellin in May.

Ya just can't have too many amigos or contacts.

[SlamCity7777]

Hello fellow Mongers, I'm headed to the talk of the town on Friday. Wanted to know what are the best discotecas to frequent in Medellin during my stay from Friday through Monday and which days are the best. So far, I've dug up:

My preference is catered to the discos with the better looking women. I won't be able to touch all these nightspots so any suggestions on which, on or off the list, should be a priority and on which nights would be greatly appreciated.

Dude? Your preference is to go to the club with the better looking women? No shit? Hahaha! All these years I've been asking about the club with all the fat girls with good personalities!

Just playing bro! But honestly you can't pin down a night at a club in Colombia IMO. Just like in US of A, what is hot last week is weak the next.

My advise; use this situation as a plus! Go strike up a conversion with a pretty girl (food court at the mall is my fave) and guide the conversation to Discotecas! Ask what are her favorites, where she likes to go, when are the best night, what kind of music they play, are there any promotions, if she likes to dance, ask about her in general! Don't forget you are a foreigner, you are excused for not knowing ANYTHING about any club in any part of the city! If the conversation goes well ask her if she'd like to go and tell her she can bring a friend if she likes, say you're going to bring a friend too but them when / if you meet them there say he got sick or some shit like that. And yes you're paying but in Colombia? FUCK IT! Cover in Vegas is $150 for three people; Just to get in! For a $150-$200 you're balling out of control in Colombia! Once in the Club DON"T be cheap. But also be mindful of what is going on and what the girls are doing, you don't' want to get played either.

You got to dance too.

Good luck and report back

[SlamCity7777]

Hey don't leave Boyd from the CB2 out. He's my buddy too.

It's true that I'm amigos with those guys, even before the Mansion was a thought actually.

I recommend staying at their "hotels", however, because I truly believe it's the best option for a new guy on a "girly" vacation to not only meet beautiful girls, but to meet and learn from befriended experienced guys also staying at the hotel.

Just trying to give my advice to newbies, doesn't affect me one way or another, and the CB 1 why 2 seem to be pretty busy with returning guests anyway.

Don't know about you guys, but I can remember hitting new territory (cities) and being a lost new guy, and it ain't fun wasting time on a time limited vacation.

We have seem to become bogged down with a "Bigger Schlong" contest. It's the CB / Mansion Team vs Well the other guys. As somebody pointed out earlier "apples & oranges"

Please keep in mind that I have NEVER used either Teams Servises. Not because I am not on good terms with any of the two parties but rather I have not had the need. Ricker and I had a super small beef the other day LOL! That being said I'll try to give a fair and even handed summation of the "Biggest Schlong" contest.

We should have Jackson PIN this sort of info to the VERY front page of the Colombia / Mede board; what Ricker and BrazilSoccor0 said:

If you are a newbie and do not speak Spanish and want that sort of I guess you could call the EASY way out." Clean safe rooms and the girls are come to you and from what I have heard on the boards (Somebody get me Wendy's number!) a very nice selection. Also other liked minded people and somebody to pal around with. You got to stay at CB. Colombia is not Mexico or DR or CR or even a place like Peru or Argentina that has has great (non monger) tourism for decades. English is SUPER limited in Colombia once you get out of the nice hotels and gringo style restaurants.

IMO what Mede Paisa and his Rental Boys do:

Set you up on your own in a clean nice safe apartment, with all the comforts and then some of home. IMO this is for the more established monger or the Spanish semi-fluent. If you have your pool of P4P, normal girls and Amigas con benificios then you don't need the MAIN draw of CB1-2. Being a semi intelligent person I imagine; you can't bring a normal girl back to CB1-2. Well I guess you could but she's going to feel "uncomfortable" and the BIGGEST goal you have with a normal girl is to make her feel comfortable around you. I know a ton of fellas both new and old to the monger scene are pretty clueless on "The Game" but it's true. In the States would you take a date out to a strip club? Answer: NO! Why? Because you went from cool-fun guy to Dirty-jerk-pig the second you rolled up into the parking lot & she now feels uneasy about herself and her appearance.

Privacy is also a HUGE and often overlooked aspect of getting you own spot. What if you meat a nice, cool, chica? There is no come over and I'll make you diner or any of that at CB1-2. Peace and quiet is at the mercy of all the other guests. I usually have to work when I'm down for an extended periods of time so I need to sleep early, get up early, make calls, skype, confrence calls, ect. How you going to do any of this when 10 guys are using up the bandwidth down loading movies and streaming music as they crush bottles of rum and beers? Imagine trying to speak with a client as the guy in the room next door is banging some chicas head up against the head board! Hahahaha.

In summation: First timers with little to 0 espanol skills should stay at CB1-2 to learn the ropes. Not an endorsement as I have never stayed there but it makes perfect sense or if you are looking for more of a party atmosphere and some heads to pal around with. (also get me Wendy's number or a girl who looks like her! LOL) Most everything is taken care for you.

For the more experienced or Espanol capable or who want a more private experience you should reach out to Mede Paisa (I have never used but good reviews of his service) and get an aprtment.