Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

No offense taken, but I think you misunderstood what I was saying. Wasn't looking for a introduction with her. Anyways, keep doing what you do.

I try to always assume the best, but I often fail at that.

Cool, no problem, it's all good mi amigo.

I've been a posting maniac lately, jaja.

[Osteoknot]

I did not know Uber was still illegal in Colombia. I am with a non-pro in Bogota now. She owns a salon, sells food, and drives Uber and Didi. She said it is still illegal. The police took her car two times. The first time they kept it 5 days and she had to pay 560,000. The second time they kept it 20 days and she had to pay 1 million. We are waiting at a traffic light and a crazy mf just walked around the car hitting all the tires with a stick.

That is why some Uber drivers want you to ride in front, so it doesn't look like a paid ride. If you are going to the airport, try to always sit in front if you are taking an Uber because the police set up check points just for that purpose. I had one enterprising chauffeur have me sign a release for my ride to the airport stating that I was taking a "tour" and not being transported to the airport, jajaja.

[Mr Enternational]

I did not know Uber was still illegal in Colombia. I am with a non-pro in Bogota now. She owns a salon, sells food, and drives Uber and Didi. She said it is still illegal. The police took her car two times. The first time they kept it 5 days and she had to pay 560,000. The second time they kept it 20 days and she had to pay 1 million. We are waiting at a traffic light and a crazy mf just walked around the car hitting all the tires with a stick.

[Osteoknot]

Don't take this personal either but I would never marry one of your girls. If she get bored, she'll probably contact you for some ass eating (/ wink your hot wife). It's novia route all the way for now.

Are you saying you find all my girls unattractive? That's a matter of taste of course, and entirely possible, but definitely personal because all matters of taste are personal by definition.

Are you saying that somehow you find my girls risk of disease to be significantly higher than your baseline mongering activities? That belief would carry a lot of unknown assumptions, and if so, all people can easily be screened or cured for any STD, so that viewpoint at best is uninformed.

Or are you saying, that you prefer girlfriends over marriage? Who can argue that point? I am right there with you. But you said you would not marry any of MY girlfriends, which again, makes the statement personal.

So by exclusion and logic, ipso facto, ergo, therefore and in conclusion, QED, your statement is personal. Jajajaja.

Not to the point, I take no offense. I consider myself a truth seeker so if someone directs a statement at or to me that I believe to be not true, I may or may not engage. Of course that's my call. This was an entertaining exercise for me, but not necessary. You may have the last word if you wish. Keep On Keepin' On!

[Caboteur]

I'm looking for a place in Medellin, that you can find 10/10 women no matter the price? Possible?

[Caboteur]

Hi guys!

I'll be in Medellin 5 days in Sept, I was looking for stay at Epic. Someone told me it's no problem bring a guest to your room? Your opinion about the place? Is it a good location?

[Cam442]

And don't take this personal as I am sure you must be a great guy, but I would never introduce Soft Swirl to just anyone. She is one in a hundred thousand. First, I would screen anyone to be considered, and they would have to show their bankroll. I want to see her married, or at least in a financially supportive relationship, not just fucked.

Hot Housewife just unexpectedly knocked on my door. Later!

Keep on Keepin' On!

No offense taken, but I think you misunderstood what I was saying. Wasn't looking for a introduction with her. Anyways, keep doing what you do.

[Beobeo]

And don't take this personal as I am sure you must be a great guy, but I would never introduce Soft Swirl to just anyone. She is one in a hundred thousand. First, I would screen anyone to be considered, and they would have to show their bankroll. I want to see her married, or at least in a financially supportive relationship, not just fucked.

Don't take this personal either but I would never marry one of your girls. If she get bored, she'll probably contact you for some ass eating (/ wink your hot wife). It's novia route all the way for now.

[DiegoSan4]

I'm going to be going to Colombia soon and flying through Tijuana via the CBX. The CBX allows Americans to park their car on the USA.

Side and then walk across a bridge to the Tijuana airport. For travelers inside Mexico, the CBX never checks for a negative covid test.

Even for those returning to the USA.

But will they check for that test if your point of origin was Colombia? Will Aeromexico let you.

Board the plane in Colombia without a negative covid test? I called Aeromexico and they would not give me a definitive answer.

Only that a negative covid test was recommended. Anyone had experience flying from Colombia to Tijuana that can answer this question?

Mexico doesn't require a negative covid test. I know that.

[Osteoknot]

Great report and pics as usual however the mention of what purports to be illegal substances takes away greatly from any positive contributions.

Pretty sure there are many of us ISG members that do not care if drug dealers and their users all fell off the face of the earth forever. Ymmv LOL.

I have been doing drugs all my life, well since I was 13 years old. I also never missed a day of work in my life, so I guess I compensated somehow. I think it's fair to say I had a successful career in the conventional sense. Definitely my drug use has gotten "worse" since I retired, jaja, but I am having a good time. I consider it a personal choice. Although I love the saying, "Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs" jajajja.

I respect your opinion. You sound like someone who has had a bad experience either yourself or someone close in your family due to drugs, and for that I have empathy. But I am not going to change my style of posting. And really, allllll those gorgeous girls in my posts, you want to see drop them off the face of the earth? Jajjaja. Me, I could understand, but them? Jajajaja.

Finally, I know this is going to sound ludicrous, especially to you, but the pink shit is different. We are entering an age now of enhanced living through "drugs". There are legal ketamine clinics and Elon Musk has talked about how marijuana (which I don't use) has expanded his mind and helped achieve his goals. Cannabis dispenseraries are everywhere. One could make the argument that the billions of dollars of antidepressants that are "dealt" by the drug companies, are also trying to enhance conscious experience, for a profit of course. In the future, the lines are going to be very blurred for drug use about what is recreational and what is therapeutic.

Keep on Keepin' On!

As always, stories about recreational drugs are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone the use of illicit drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substances in any countries of the world.

[Osteoknot]

I thought Hot Housewife was coming over an hour later. Worked out fine. Some of the first words out of her mouth. "What do you think of the situation in Afghanistan?" She is muy inteligente. Mind semi-blown. Nice getting two organs blown at the same time, jajajjajaaajaja.

[Bill]

Great report and pics as usual however the mention of what purports to be illegal substances takes away greatly from any positive contributions.

Pretty sure there are many of us ISG members that do not care if drug dealers and their users all fell off the face of the earth forever. Ymmv LOL.

[Osteoknot]

Judging by here last pics I wish I knew her just as well. Unfortunately won't be settling down any time soon haha. Definitely planning on going the novia route to explore and have fun with. I don't like condoms that much and the whole HIV epidemic thing there is swaying me to just want a small rotation of girls.

And don't take this personal as I am sure you must be a great guy, but I would never introduce Soft Swirl to just anyone. She is one in a hundred thousand. First, I would screen anyone to be considered, and they would have to show their bankroll. I want to see her married, or at least in a financially supportive relationship, not just fucked.

Hot Housewife just unexpectedly knocked on my door. Later!

Keep on Keepin' On!

[Osteoknot]

Bello certainly has it's reputation. Every single person to whom I mentioned that I was heading toward Bello told me to watch out and be careful. You would think Bello was a nuclear meltdown site. Even Soft Swirl, the chica who I was meeting there at a Love Motel, told me to not wait on the street for her, but wait inside instead. Supposedly, I was in a particularly bad section of Bello. So I dialed up my Spidey Sense a notch or two.

I have never paid heed to warnings about where to go or not go in my travels based on risk. That is not to say I don't take caution. I guess I have what some people call street sense. The problem with the kind of events we are talking about avoiding is that it only takes one to make you wish you never stepped foot near where you were when it happened. I don't have a death wish. But I do not fear death, at all. I have left instructions with my family for my epithet to read on my tombstone, "If I Die Tomorrow, I Die A Happy Man. " The twist on that is no matter when I die, it will be apropos, jajajja.

Anywho, easy straight shot taxi ride, less than 20 mil COP from Estadio-Laureles. I got there first. As instructed by Soft Swirl, I waited at the top of the long stairwell at the entrance. After waiting a few minutes I went down. At the exact moment when my foot left the last step at ground lever, she turned the corner into the stairwell and we were instantly inches apart. Talk about your great hugs, wow.

The room was nice, nicer and bigger than my full time room back in Laureles. Charge was 30 mil COP. She came on her period the night before and let me know ahead of time. I gave her my classic line that all my girls have heard many times. "You have three holes, I only need two." Always gets a laugh.

She showered ahead before we started in the room, and put a "plug" in, as she called her tampon. I ate out her pussy and there was no trace of blood.

Her oral is always outstanding, even though I could tell her mouth muscles were a little rusty. Also, it was obvious she knew her way around the hotel, and she said we were in the middle of her territory where she sell empanadas from a cart. I would add "Empanada Girls" to the list of Candy, Coffee, and Windshield Washer Girls, jajajaja. Basically any chica on the street selling something is probably selling herself too when the time is right.

In her E-mail response to me earlier, she told me oral only. But in real life, she brought lube and gave up her ass. I think the hottest part of the session was the little whimpering groans she was made with each thrust during the anal that sounded like the perfect mix of pain and pleasure.

Soft Swirl would fuck me for "free," but she is an all-time great. The last ATM I hit up spit out on ten mil peso notes only and I don't recall exactly how many I peeled off, but it was more than worth it. She's not the hustler type and knows there was extra expense from the room and taxi, but not much, only 50 mil COP in total.

We both want to do it again, and again, and again.

The last foto of the pink shit and ass shows one of the reasons why I call her Secret, who stopped by later in the day. She's getting a little irritating. The Hulk dividends may have overshot what I was looking for in the short term, as I am having a hard time getting rid of her ever since Hulk-O-Mania occurred several days ago. Time for her to cool her jets a little while.

[Knowledge]

Why not just save the address to your phone's GPS and click go when you get in the taxi. You have to set the voice guidance to Spanish.

Sounds overly obvious to many experienced travelers. Not all pearls are the same size. If this tip helps one person, it's worth it. If you are in a foreign land and don't speak the language, or even if you do, nothing will assuage the angst of your taxi driver easier and quicker than handing him a business card. Imagine yourself in Tokyo, cell phone battery dead, and you have no idea even what basic direction your hotel is in. Newsflash. You are up Shit Creek. That little business card is your ticket home.

I did it today on my trip back from Bello to Laureles, and the relief effect on the conductor's body language was obvious. You can write the address on a piece of paper, store it in your cell phone, use Google Translate, whatever, but being able to hand your driver a business card supplants any need for knowledge of the language and IMO works the best. I will carry a photo of the front of the hotel in my phone and that has helped, too.

Report to follow about SoftSwirl. Bottom line, would and will do it again in a heartbeat. Very hawt and emotional reunion. I tear up when I type it.

Hulk dividends still paying off. Secret just messaged from an orthodontist appointment somewhere a helluva lot closer than she usually is. She offered me 150 mil COP, no tip, no taxi, to give and receive oral (off course ass) and straight fuck. I will take that deal from her, anytime. Keep On Keepin' On!.