Medellin Reports

[Just Incognito]

One of my connecting flights from Europe got cancelled, so I took that opportunity to bring trip forward by 2 weeks when the airline gave me the chance to rebook the entire trip.

Anyway on my to do list when I get there is to find an El Centro girl that will do anal but I am not entirely sure how to ask for that in Spanish. Now I am doing daily Spanish lessons and when I think about it in my mind it would be like this "Puedes hacer anal? But things are not always that literal in different languages, perhaps there is a particular phrase?

Can somebody please confirm how to ask a girl for anal or if my assumption is correct?

By the way slightly off topic but if anybody will be in the position I was in on my first trip a few months ago when I could barely put a few words together and wants to learn Spanish I recommend Baselang, especially if you have a lot of time on your hands before your trip. Its only $149 for a month with a curriculum and as many one to one Spanish lessons as you want, totally unlimited with some really good teachers available. I have a few regular Colombian teachers, female of course, who are extremely good. They also have a school in Medellin which is quite popular. I don't have any affiliation with them at all and just putting this out there in case it helps someone.

Quiero su culo. I want your ass.

Dame su culo. Give me your ass.

And if you want a rim job: besos negros. 'dark kisses'.

[JohnnyO]

One of my connecting flights from Europe got cancelled, so I took that opportunity to bring trip forward by 2 weeks when the airline gave me the chance to rebook the entire trip.

Anyway on my to do list when I get there is to find an El Centro girl that will do anal but I am not entirely sure how to ask for that in Spanish. Now I am doing daily Spanish lessons and when I think about it in my mind it would be like this "Puedes hacer anal? But things are not always that literal in different languages, perhaps there is a particular phrase?

Can somebody please confirm how to ask a girl for anal or if my assumption is correct?

By the way slightly off topic but if anybody will be in the position I was in on my first trip a few months ago when I could barely put a few words together and wants to learn Spanish I recommend Baselang, especially if you have a lot of time on your hands before your trip. Its only $149 for a month with a curriculum and as many one to one Spanish lessons as you want, totally unlimited with some really good teachers available. I have a few regular Colombian teachers, female of course, who are extremely good. They also have a school in Medellin which is quite popular. I don't have any affiliation with them at all and just putting this out there in case it helps someone.

[Osteoknot]

This is the second posting this as the previous post went into Cyber Space.

I was walking to the bus from Villa Mimosa in Rio about 2005 at about 1 am. Three teenage thugs stopped me and wanted money. Aw sh- I threw the wad of bills in kept in my shirt pocket into the air and ran. They forgot all about me and scrambled for about $20 USD in Brazilian Reals and about $5 in Mexican pesos.

I think what you did was great and shows you can keep your head under moments of extreme stress. Assuming they are not smart enough to realize they have been scammed and run you down. At age 75, pretty sure they could come back at you even with a good head start, jaja. I would add that your same technique would work with whatever you are carrying in your pocket. Not getting stabbed over the difference between fake money and what you have in your pants pocket is not worth it. I carry a separate wad of COP in my pants for what you said. Also, this technique has been around in the United States forever, as the psychology of most of these types of thugs is the same, they will go for the quick money and forget about you in a heartbeat.

[Paulie97]

Agree with Turgid.

Surfer, I'm sure many people are already hugely impressed by your knowledge and street-smart talent evinced by tons of similar posts. My hat off and respect to you. You are smart and exceptional guy, and everybody should know about it. As for the area, many gringos got robbed and stolen by the girls and gangs over there. They don't report these cases on this thread out of embarrassment. Only posts shown up here are about how smart the posters are and how much the girls admired them. El Centro is a dangerous area, local rateros slashed a gringo's neck last December. Plus a few more gringos were assaulted and their money and phones were stolen. They all happened during day. There is no any reason gringos should go there.

For me there's a before the pandemic and after perspective. Before I'd walk between the casas during the day, and maybe a little early at night if going a short distance, like from a bar near Parque Bolivar down Junin and over to Calle 53 and one of the strip clubs. Even still taxi is the best way to go at night. After the pandemic I plan to do very little day walking in Centro, probably only between nearby casas. That's because it only makes since that there's more desperados around, and those who were already desperate are even more so. Plus it's become normal to see people walking around wearing masks, and that's a perfect fit for thieves. Also I stay in touch with some people that live in Medellin, both gringo and Colombian, and I have reliable intelligence that the dangers have significantly increased.

P.S. Not surprisingly some areas of Centro are generally more dangerous than others. If one decides to walk around familiarity with this is a good idea.

[Osteoknot]

Where do you get your color copy of your passport with entry date done?

When you check into your hotel they always make a copy, always black and white that I have seen. Never been asked for a color copy anywhere, including by the Policia, but color looks nicer or if you have a reason. Anywho, simple matter to ask the desk clerk when she is already making one copy to make two. Usually they don't charge or maybe 2 mil COP, something cheap like that. Works every time. If you don't speak Spanish pull it up on your phone ahead of time. I have them put the picture page on one side and the stamp page on the other side.

Ostee Out.

[The Tall Man]

And now I have it all ear-marked for pussy.

So $1,400 with an exchange of 3,360 pesos to the dollar will yield 4,704,000 pesos!

At an average cost of 75 mil per pussy session this will yield 60 plus fucks, that's 60 to 100 hours or more of fucking young fresh pussy hehehehe.

So thank you Uncle Sam and gawd help the future grand-kids of the US that will need to pay off this US debt.

Well we must provide stimulus to recharge the economy from the China virus and what better way to do so than to get the money straight into the hands that need it most.

How will you spend you stimulus check?

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker and budding hobbyist.

I've been active in the US through classified ads like listcrawler and while traveling in Europe, but never really dived into the streets or any other medium. I want to branch out internationally and more exotic places and give Medellin a visit. I see a lot of you guys on here mention FB or SA, do you guys have any advice for a newbie in this area or wanting to get into the hobby internationally? Might this be too much of a jump for a newbie? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I am aware of skokka and milerotico.

Here is the quick and easy advice:

Search Google for "Hotel M Medellin." That will take you to the website for the famous Medellin Mansion. You'll need to book your stay several weeks in advance. Book a week there. After the week is over you will have experience and contacts and you can decide if you want to jump into the deep end of the mongering pool.

[JjBee62]

Agree with Turgid.

Surfer, I'm sure many people are already hugely impressed by your knowledge and street-smart talent evinced by tons of similar posts. My hat off and respect to you. You are smart and exceptional guy, and everybody should know about it. As for the area, many gringos got robbed and stolen by the girls and gangs over there. They don't report these cases on this thread out of embarrassment. Only posts shown up here are about how smart the posters are and how much the girls admired them. El Centro is a dangerous area, local rateros slashed a gringo's neck last December. Plus a few more gringos were assaulted and their money and phones were stolen. They all happened during day. There is no any reason gringos should go there.

All the different guys who go to El Centro have all been lying for all these years. All of us get robbed almost every time, we're just too embarrassed to admit it. Time to tell the truth.

Of the 150+ times I've been to El Centro, I've been robbed 267 times. I've had over 200 phones and 30 million pesos stolen. Even worse, the one of a kind family heirloom ring that my great, great grandfather gave me just before he died was stolen, 67 times. I've been shot or stabbed in El Centro 118 times, 34 were fatal. I've also been raped 17 times, but I don't want to talk about that.

I remember one day, after a guy stole my phone and my money and killed me, I had to borrow money from him, just to buy a new phone so I would have something to give to the next guy who robbed me. I was so embarrassed.

Most people don't know this, but every 2 hours they send a fleet of dump trucks to haul out the thousands of bodies from people who were killed. It's gotten so crazy that they put up a big number sign in Botero Plaza. All the organized gangs show up in the morning and everyone takes a number, so they can all take turns robbing and killing people. The police are just there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Do everyone a favor. If you've never been to El Centro, stop telling everyone what El Centro is like.

No, El Centro is not as safe as Disneyworld. The mice are slightly smaller and not as cute. However, admission is free and the cotton candy and ice cream are much cheaper in El Centro. There are also no minimum height requirements to ride any of the girls in El Centro.

[Osteoknot]

Yes, I call it the 1%. Jajaja. So much has happened that I gave up on any continuity to the story line about my relocating to Medellin. I went to the Mountain where Cat Girl was reared and where we are also building a casa and it was an amazing cross cultural experience that I loved and will never forget. Even in the remote Andes Mountains there was fun freaky-deaky sexual escapades. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen was sharing a postage stamp sized bedroom with Cat Girl and I with 2 twin beds crammed against the walls. Cat Girl's stud brother befriended her the first night, then returned the second night and boffed her in the bed 12 inches away from mine, jajaja. I was alone in my half of the room after a lover's quarrel with Cat Girl, she was sleeping with her mom. I was so close to this gorgeous chica getting nailed in the dark in the middle of the night, I could almost feel her breath, jajaja. Not exactly a mongering experience but worth writing about. I came back to Medellin ahead of Cat Girl and there are also a few random fotos including of the sisters from this past weekend for the Third Round with whom I have developed quite a natural three-way exchange. I am headed to Cali for a long weekend and I have a couple of scorching chicas lined up but as we all know, it is best not to plan ahead in Colombia so I will see what the offerings are when I get there.

[JjBee62]

Thanks. Is sexo sin condon what people mean on the boards when they say GFE? I thought GFE for mongers was just unrushed, kissing and BBBJ?

Sexo sin condon is just BBFS. I generally assume GFE to mean kissing including DFK.

[Zakmo]

Cali is better for BBW fetish. Medellin chicas are slimmer.

Thanks man. Now is Cali better for BBWs simply because Medellin skews towards slim chicks so Cali "wins" by default or is the demand for thicker women greater in Cali so the women flock there?

[BlackThought]

Anywhere in the US, with special emphasis on the Midwest. You can find them at Walmart.

If you would rather travel farther, the Dominican Republic is a good choice.

Those are obese women. While you can find obese women in Colombia, they're not as easy to find.

🤣128514;129315; Midwest Walmart jajajaj.

[BlackThought]

No doubt for some that's too heavy. I prefer a slimmer, curvy type of provider as well but every now and then I get a craving for a big heavy ass. LOL, brings out the animal in me.

But to the question: just want to know if Medellin is ground zero for that body type of if I should look elsewhere in Latin America (Brazil, Panama?, DR etc).

Cali is better for BBW fetish. Medellin chicas are slimmer.

[Surfer500]

But can you walk around naked? Jaja.

Seriously, that's something I picked up camping at empty campgrounds many years ago.

No you can't walk around nude here, sorry no guys with boners here to see!

And it's not like the Algarve in Portugal where the women play Frisbee topless on the beach, but there are some similarities with the Blue Lagoon in Iceland where the pools are heated by the underground thermal waters, but after paying $ 125 USD I left the Blue Lagoon after 45 minutes, just to phony where as here it's much more natural.

I just had a great session and came like a champ! Time to hit one of the five Charcos (pools) here, life is good!

[Wolf662]

Sorry, I can't see this beauty queen costing 50 K if she was working the Raudal area.

I don't scavenge in the Raudal area, yet the one in your photo's, at least something similar to that, can easily be had for 25 K around the Veracruz Church.

I have done 100's of circuits of both areas and been in most of the short term hotels on both strips and silicone Barbie dolls who could work at Fase II if they wanted are much more rare at Vera Cruz IMO. Be like finding a unicorn there.