Medellin Reports

[JustTK]

How do you plan on defending yourself if and when one of these punks pulls out a gun and shoots your ass? Just my two centavos.

I don't think that's likely to happen. Tourists are not allowed to bring asses in to the country. There are quarantine rules. I guess you could buy one, but I have only seen horses here, and no asses. Hehe.

BTW. Are you a Romeo Santos fan?

[Manizales911]

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.

I have no issues with staring these punks straight in the eyes and tell them "fuck you punk just try it, make my day" and they whimper away. I have spent the last 3 weeks on the coast including Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Rodadero, Cienaga and other cities and my attitude with them is if you want to try to fuck with me it will not end up well for you.

A few days back I was walking in centro Barranquilla, not so late at night, and 3 early 20's fucks costenos threw me some comments, I walk by them and stared each one down and they whimper away.

They don't know how to react when they are called on their shit, why? Because most Colombians and gringos don't like confrontation so these punks think that they can get away with this.

They know that when The Tall Man is around you going to keep your mouths shut, don't stare him down, don't disrespect him as he will get mideveil on your ass.

I wish more gringos would learn from my behavior so they will come to know that you don't mess with gringo.

Again they look for the timid, the easy, the lost stray of the bunch. They don't know how to act with a person who has confidence, walks with respect, and walks like "if you try fucking with this gringo" it is will not end well for you because I don't give a shit.

Some of you will have heartburn with my advice, don't care, you can and will continue with being disrespected as they will think that you are their bit*h, not the Tall Man.

I am from centro Los Angeles and let me tell you, I know if you take just a handful of the Black and Mexican homies from south centro Los Angeles and plant them in Botero Plaza these scummy fucks will learn what respect is as these homies, whom I respect, would make all these ladrones their bitches in a few days.

You don't fuck with the black and Mexican homies from south centro LA, I don't, they earned my respect in this regards. Many of you give the centro punks too much credit as if their some scary people, not me. Let me take you to south centro LA and these home boys are the real thing.

And not one Gringo can pass for a local, not one, the moment you walk into centro Medellin you look and walk and mannerisms are completely different and they instantly know that your a foreigner, instantly. You are instantly marked as a gringo from somewhere, instantly as within seconds so don't think that you can ever fit in or blend in. Like you have some kind of stealth powers, hehehehe.

Much love and respect for all, just not the ladrones.

The Tall Man.

Your way of handling the punks of el centro is great. Until it isn't. Especially when dealing with multiple punks. If one or more of them has a knife and is willing to use it you might end up dead. How do you plan on defending yourself if and when one of these punks pulls out a gun and shoots your ass? I will certainly agree that MOST of these punks are pussys but not all of them are. There is a member on here and his name escapes me that was attacked and was stabbed when he decided to fight rather than give them what they wanted and he is a very very big rugged dude. One other point, not everyone has the physical attributes to be a tough guy and some of us value their lives more than their $1000. Iphone, I fall into both of those categories, so I pick my fights carefully. I got into two fights in Sosua last year but I knew both of those assholes weren't carrying a weapon. You don't have that luxury when dealing with street punks. Just my two centavos.

[Perfectionist]

I don't think you can paint Colombia and Brasil with the same brush here. Tho I have not been to Colombia I have a friend who sends me many pics and videos. The girls asses are nice for sure but what I would call normal.

The Brasileira Bunda (butt) however is a real phenomenon I have witnessed. Tiny waist and amazing full ass that is neither gym hardened nor fat. There is nothing like it worldwide IMO. I would say more than half the girls I've fucked in So Paulo have the Brasileira bunda. If this is what you seek go to Scandallo or the CLnicas of SP and you will find for sure!

Thanks Steve.

[DzikaBomba]

I went to centro today about 12 pm and immediately found one near the beer drinking hall. She has dyed Orange hair and one Front teeth missing. She is small and skinny, that's how I like them.

A Little bit baby damage, but She is so skinny, its hard to notice. She is often there. I have seen her before already.

Everything went well with her. I can recommend her. She agreed for 30 k BBBJ and CFS.

In the room (7 k Real Botero) She sucked really long (unwashed) and I really enjoyed it.

She sucked until I said its enough and then I fucked her doggy and finished.

After that I took a taxi and went to a casa which a friend recommended. But it Was closed with to rent signs.

Then I asked the driver for a casa, but he said he only knows a place, which is dangerous for gringos.

We drove back to plaza Botero. I asked another taxi for a casa and he brings me 5 min away from plaza Botero.

But I didn't like the Atmosphere and the chicas there so I went.

IT started to Rain heavy outside and 5 Taxis did not want to take me to plaza Botero, but the sixth one took me and we drove back to plaza Botero.

I drank one beer until the Rain stops and then found an 18 year Old Colombiana on the Street with the Bars.

She had dyed blond hair and was heavily tattooed. She also agreed to 30 k BBBJ and CFS.

Again 7 k Real Botero.

Her body was nice and I liked her tattoos.

She seemed to be a bit high or drunken.

BBBJ Was nothing special. She was the First one who required me to shower before, which I did.

After the BBBJ I also fucked her in doggy and finished. Then showered again.

She had no Pressure to leave and we had a nice talk.

She said I'm her First customer from Alemania and asked me a few words in German.

Would definitely do her again and told her that.

She politely asked for a tip and I gave her 2 k.

Then besos and adios.

Then I drank one more beer and went to metro.

Are the chicas standing in the Metro entrance area also hookers? IT seems like they are, because they Look like and I think I saw also punters Talking to them.

Does someone knows something about the girls at the metro entrance parque berrio?

Tomorrow I have booked a tour / Trip so I don't know yet what will be possible with p4 p.

But my plan is to go centro again haha.

[Huacho]

Yes exactly, and I knew that, and correct me if I'm wrong, but if you say, "no importa" it means I don't care, but if you say, "no me importa" its like saying I don't give a fuck!

Is that correct, professor? LOL.

Yes, but in the latter case, I prefer 'me importa carajo.'

[JustTK]

I'm sure there's a bubble but club somewhere. Wonder how that translates though.

Last week I was in Centro, walking down the side street by Verecruz Church. I saw this woman with the roundest arse I have ever seen. It fair took by breath away. She had on these plastic-look bright skin-tight pants, and she looked like she was hiding a couple of party balloons behind her back. It was so comical, she looked like she could have been auditioned for a pantomime or smthg. I'm not sure I would know what to do with something that large and round.

[Surfer500]

That's the autocorrecting software, which we are not allowed to complain about. It takes out any letter with a tilde. So I edited it, and missed that. I also missed the ellipsis points around 'wait for it.' So that is definitely not a complaint about the software; it's a complaint about my editing skills.

The 'j' word is stronger than 'nunca' and would translate as never, ever, ever.

Yes exactly, and I knew that, and correct me if I'm wrong, but if you say, "no importa" it means I don't care, but if you say, "no me importa" its like saying I don't give a fuck!

Is that correct, professor? LOL.

[Sodomize Her]

Idk if anyone has tried to go to casa Cuba lately, as the location on the map hasnt updated. So you see casa Cuba. On carr 47 calle 59. It moved.

So keep walking down calle 59 towards carr 48, take a left downhill on carr 48.

Carr 48 -58-64-- to the right of this building is a giant parking garage thing. Can't miss it walk in and go past the security, you will see an outdoor staircase to your left. Walk up, that is the new casa Cuba.

Simply the best, the best. Sebastian the bro who runs the place knows how to pick his girls. Always BBBJ and ymmv on DFK.

I've yet to see a gringo here but I've exhausted my presence at this casa LMAO so it's all yours.

Do you mean those steps in the back?

Someone else asked for prices.

Thanks.

[Elvis 2008]

I have a place set. Flights set. I'm looking forward to coming to town. I don't have any real plans. Some museums. Some women. Some clubs. I'll be staying in the Poblado area. I'm a little worried about find a SIM card and getting access to apps. I'm sure I'll figure it out. Anyhow, thanks for all the info you all have put into the board.

I am looking for some food spots. Must sees while in town. Some club ideas. Other than Gusto, which I plan on checking out.

My Spanish is decent.

If you use T mobile, the easiest thing to do is buy an International Pass for 5 days for $35. I think a month is $70, and you can just your own phone.

[Elvis 2008]

Perhaps one of you seasoned mongers may be able to offer some advice!

I began frequenting FKK clubs in Germany back in 2013. More specifically 'Sharks and Oase'.

At that time I was spoilt with the selection of Colombian and Brazilian ladies who were blessed with amazing bubble butts!

Sadly with the new government work visa situation there are no longer any of these ladies.

If I were to travel to Colombia could anyone recommend any club or specific ladies who possess a heavenly bubble butt!!

Many thanks.

They are everywhere. When I was at a strip club in Dallas, a Caucasian woman asked me to guess where she is from. I asked her to turn around and looked at her ass and it was huge. I said, "Colombia" and she said I was right. Most whites in Colombia kind of have a white skin tone that is different than Brazil where so many are mixed but for the most part (that is why I did not say Brazil), the hard part is finding a woman with a small ass in these countries. In both countries I would say 70 to 80% of the women have big tight asses.

I will never forget the mannequin I saw in Medellin: small breasts, thin waist, big ass. And that is the model I saw for the women later. I do not like big asses but I prefer tight to flabby and these asses are tight.

[Huacho]

Oh, and you left out the "a" in Jamas which like Nunca means never, and I knew you weren't referring to a jam you spread on toast. LOL.

That's the autocorrecting software, which we are not allowed to complain about. It takes out any letter with a tilde. So I edited it, and missed that. I also missed the ellipsis points around 'wait for it.' So that is definitely not a complaint about the software; it's a complaint about my editing skills.

The 'j' word is stronger than 'nunca' and would translate as never, ever, ever.

[Surfer500]

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.
They know that when The Tall Man is around you going to keep your mouths shut, don't stare him down, don't disrespect him as he will get mideveil on your ass.
Much love and respect for all, just not the ladrones.

The Tall Man.

Wow, your really full of piss and vinegar today, that's one helluva a rant, and although I don't agree with everything your saying, I wouldn't want to get a spanking from you. LOL.

[Steve 9696]

Perhaps one of you seasoned mongers may be able to offer some advice!

I began frequenting FKK clubs in Germany back in 2013. More specifically 'Sharks and Oase'.

At that time I was spoilt with the selection of Colombian and Brazilian ladies who were blessed with amazing bubble butts!

Sadly with the new government work visa situation there are no longer any of these ladies.

If I were to travel to Colombia could anyone recommend any club or specific ladies who possess a heavenly bubble butt!!

Many thanks.

I don't think you can paint Colombia and Brasil with the same brush here. Tho I have not been to Colombia I have a friend who sends me many pics and videos. The girls asses are nice for sure but what I would call normal.

The Brasileira Bunda (butt) however is a real phenomenon I have witnessed. Tiny waist and amazing full ass that is neither gym hardened nor fat. There is nothing like it worldwide IMO. I would say more than half the girls I've fucked in São Paulo have the Brasileira bunda. If this is what you seek go to Scandallo or the CLínicas of SP and you will find for sure!

[Surfer500]

Really? Oh sorry man. My apologies. Normally I am not on the look out for guys that I might recognise in El Centro. I have other things in my mind. Hehe. But please don't be a stranger if you see me again. We can have a beer together and do some street research to clear this up. Ha.

I'm the one who owes you an apology, I should of said Hello, and stopped you.

I was sitting on the low wall with the fence around the corner of the Museum and you walked within five feet of me.

And since I pass as a Colombian looks wise when my mouth is shut, that's why you didn't recognize me, thinking I was a local, just one of the topics we can clear up. LOL.

I guess I was concerned I may have frightened you, being stopped by a local, hence I didn't want to scare you, although your height is intimidating. LOL.

And again, thanks for showing me around Santa Marta when I was there, and damm I wish my Spanish was as good as yours!

Beers on me!

[The Tall Man]

Agree with the first 2 comments. The strip of bars / clubs with Conejitas etc is fine in the day and night. Also worth noting that Mercado de La Playa is also quite a cool place at night. Plaza with about 20-30 restaurants and bars. And full of normal people. Its on La Playa - 10 min walk from Botero area. 5 k in a taxi.

As for passing as a local, we have had this discussion 100's of times and I think it is total garbage. Hehe. Every local will tell you a story of them being mugged in Centro. Its exactly the same risk to them. Muggers look for easy targets. That's all there is to it. Being a foeigner or being local doesn't come in to their thinking.

All due respect, but your not giving the Ladrones, Rateros, aka muggers enough credit. The easier targets for them are the foreigners hand down because they are not locals, probably won't have a knife on them and will be more reluctant not to put up a fight, and are known to have more things of value on them in terms of cash and other items of value on them than the locals.

So put yourself in a muggers shoes. Two men of the same size are walking on a deserted street. One on one side of the street is local, and on the other side is an obvious foreigner. So you don't think that will factor into a muggers decision as to which one to jack up.

I'm not disagreeing with the premise that everyone is at risk whether a local or a foreigner, but just am saying that the smarter muggers will be selective if and when they have the opportunity.

As far as passing as a local, well it does make a difference in many ways, especially in El Centro.

You have to ask yourself whether you would rather not stick out like a sore thumb with everyone checking you out and looking at you, versus nobody giving you a second look.

For some guys in Centro who are obvious foreigners, they garner a lot of attention with the Chicas as they like the attention.

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.

I have no issues with staring these punks straight in the eyes and tell them "fuck you punk just try it, make my day" and they whimper away. I have spent the last 3 weeks on the coast including Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Rodadero, Cienaga and other cities and my attitude with them is if you want to try to fuck with me it will not end up well for you.

A few days back I was walking in centro Barranquilla, not so late at night, and 3 early 20's fucks costenos threw me some comments, I walk by them and stared each one down and they whimper away.

They don't know how to react when they are called on their shit, why? Because most Colombians and gringos don't like confrontation so these punks think that they can get away with this.

They know that when The Tall Man is around you going to keep your mouths shut, don't stare him down, don't disrespect him as he will get mideveil on your ass.

I wish more gringos would learn from my behavior so they will come to know that you don't mess with gringo.

Again they look for the timid, the easy, the lost stray of the bunch. They don't know how to act with a person who has confidence, walks with respect, and walks like "if you try fucking with this gringo" it is will not end well for you because I don't give a shit.

Some of you will have heartburn with my advice, don't care, you can and will continue with being disrespected as they will think that you are their bit*h, not the Tall Man.

I am from centro Los Angeles and let me tell you, I know if you take just a handful of the Black and Mexican homies from south centro Los Angeles and plant them in Botero Plaza these scummy fucks will learn what respect is as these homies, whom I respect, would make all these ladrones their bitches in a few days.

You don't fuck with the black and Mexican homies from south centro LA, I don't, they earned my respect in this regards. Many of you give the centro punks too much credit as if their some scary people, not me. Let me take you to south centro LA and these home boys are the real thing.

And not one Gringo can pass for a local, not one, the moment you walk into centro Medellin you look and walk and mannerisms are completely different and they instantly know that your a foreigner, instantly. You are instantly marked as a gringo from somewhere, instantly as within seconds so don't think that you can ever fit in or blend in. Like you have some kind of stealth powers, hehehehe.

Much love and respect for all, just not the ladrones.

The Tall Man.