Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Pernod and Ricard are the two big brands in France. I think I'm allergic to anise.

Or the Greek Ouzo. It looks like people in many sides of the world like anise liquors.

[Wolf662]

What's a 'happy trail'?

Hair between the pubic mound and belly button.

[BounceWithMe]

What's a 'happy trail'?

Hair from the belly button down to the pussy. I've seen this on a few chicas.

[Black Page]

With a slight licorice anise flavor. Similar to sambuca.

Or the Greek Ouzo. It looks like people in many sides of the world like anise liquors.

[Dickhead]

a legit happy trail

What's a 'happy trail'?

[JjBee62]

Any friends around Medellin now? Any updates on Phase2, la isla, San Diego?

Fase 2 was okay shortly before new years. Had a couple of friends who went to San Diego early January. Said it's about the same. All I know about La Isla is it's still open.

[SlapShot10]

Sorry, I've delayed a few weeks in posting my report, but here it goes.

We started in Cartagena for 6 days, then made our way to Medellin, after New Year's. We arrived in the evening, and took a (I believe) 75 COP taxi into Poblado. I said I thought it was 65, but I wasn't about to stand outside and haggle over $3, when we just wanted to shower, eat, drink, and get to work. Yisela and her friend were waiting for us, by the time we got back from picking up food and alcohol. They were kind enough to bring my buddy some treats. As previously mentioned, she has a petite sex doll figure. The girls were fine, no rush, drinks / etc replaced conversation, as my buddy speaks no Spanish. It was actually pretty perfect, considering we arrived at the apartment between 10-11 p. On that note: we rented a 4 br place right next to Parque Lleras, with a hot tub and all modern amenities. It was fantastic, and I highly recommend checking AirBnB for that listing. I can send more info, if anyone is interested.

I found that more and more girls were holding firm on 200.000 COP, as opposed to 150.

The next day, we went to the Ultra Gym at Charlee Hotel (kind of a must-see, if you want to get a workout in). It's more expensive but the view is worth it, and occasionally there will be 2-3 hotties. We found a breakfast cafe that served American-style meals until 2 pm, along with coffee, lunch, fruit, salads, juices, etc. - It was called Tomasa why Al Alma. We ended up going there 2-3 times, and it was always great. Early evening, Enlly came over with a friend. She was alright, cute face, interesting double tongue ring. We broke in the hot tub. Unfortunately, for my buddy, he friend was a little hefty, had a HUGE mole on her side, and a legit happy trail. I felt bad, but at the same time, when I log dozens and dozens of research / prep hours, I really don't feel bad. I don't have much of an opinion, one way or the other, on Enlly. They did crush beers, though, as has been stated in the forum. It was early, so maybe we got a little lucky, in that regard.

We made a trip to New Life, where my buddy chose a red head that he was not a fan of her service. I chose a petite slim-thick brunette, that was pretty good. Nothing special, but pretty good. I got her number, but as was the case on several occasions, they forget a number or change a number. This can be for several reasons: 1) Accident, 2) They frequently change numbers as they do / don't make payments, 3) You're a loser and she just wants your $17 and for you to leave!

When we got back home, we had Sheyla and her 19 yo light-skin friend come over. Sheyla brought some mota (or whatever they call it, because they don't call it mota) for my buddy. Sheyla was good, for me. Then, we switched. The young one was using Traductor to ask my why she was so anxious, or excited, or something. However, seeing as it was round 3 for the day, and the second of back-to-backs, she couldn't hang for the long haul. She eventually said no more, and left the room. I have read in the forums that Sheyla is "cool as shit" among other things. Well, Sheyla is cool as fucking shit! After some light begging, she broke and finished me off, with oral, for her quitter friend! We had a miscommunication about the payment, which put a damper on the experience, but during and after the fact, Sheyla was fairly understanding and held no animosity. Her sidekick literally broke down, Oscar-winning performance style, tears and all. She threatened to call the policia, etc, etc. It was one of those scenes where having a little experience and patience really helped. Nonetheless, I would recommend Sheyla. And all of the info has been said before, but she's just a cool chick that isn't going to win Medellin's Hottest Prepago 2018, but something about her is refreshing.

We were planning to go to Fase Dos, at some point. We were in the area on a Friday night, at Mercado del Rio (which I thought was amazing). MdR has about 20 food / beverage places, all under one roof. It's similar to many newer hip places in the US, where you can try several different a la carte items, and hang out. We ended up skipping Fase Dos to go to a nightclub, which was a complete bust. We were giving some tips from locals, and everything was dead. One bouncer said everyone was in Cartagena for the week, as many people are off work. (We ended up trying to go to Fase Dos on Sunday night, but we found out it was closed, before going).

We used some service that was supposedly run by a Luisa (301 xxxx050), with whom I matched on Tinder. She send over a pair that was ok. An older hard-body brunette, Ana Maria, and another girl named Lina. The service charged 250, and it was robotic, terrible, and not to completion. Really a downer experience.

One night, I met a cute little 19 yo blonde from Bello, at Bendito Seas (Thursday night). The last night, she came down for dinner and drinks. She was amazing. Her laugh, her smile, her energy. She was the only civilian of the short trip, and of course, a totally different vibe. We went back to the apartment after dinner, rolled around for awhile, and then ended up meeting her friends (and brought my buddy) for a night of dancing and drinks. Our last in Medellin. There was another local I had made out with, a few nights prior, but she had clearly stated she wasn't that type of girl. So, I flipped a coin and think I made the right decision.

I could be missing some, as it's been awhile, and I'm solely basing it off a hidden photo folder. All-in-all, a great trip (I also posted in the CTG thread, with much more detailed reports), and I thank everyone that helped provide the information / recommendations that paved our path. A few side-notes: We went to Patrick's Irish Pub in Lleras to watch any American sporting events. Hooters was dead and seemed to not have their A-squad; we only had one beer, there. Tesoro Mall is pretty impressive. Jenson's was a bust. The waitress and bartender sat with two friends, sharing a beer, for a good half hour, never checking on our beers once. We didn't try the food, and it wasn't a weekend night, but I was put off by the service. Bodytech will allow you to keep coming in for free, if you understand the system. For instance: I have my passport, my driver's license, and a copy of my old passport. That equals three entries, as they have three different numbers. The employees don't really seem to care. This is only advised for short trips, but I was able to walk to 3 Bodytechs and never paid. I went for a run on a Sunday morning, during Cicula (sp? When they shut down Avenida Poblado. There were a lot of people out, and it was a nice day. I saw 3-4 stunners inside Gusto, one night. They were asking $200 USD.

Isabella was stuck on 200 + taxi. So, despite her and her friend fitting the bill, for us, I wasn't in the mood to give in. Yennifer was a little ocupado, throughout the week.

Feel free to PM, and I will be happy to respond. Although, I don't check nearly as often as when I'm prepping for a trip!

Cheers!

(Photos: Yisela, Enlly, Sheyla & Friend, Sheyla, Ana Maria).

[Hasideas Tao]

Possibly because it's not vodka. It is made from sugar cane.

With a slight licorice anise flavor. Similar to sambuca.

[Hasideas Tao]

I enjoy meeting guys with similar interests. I am happy to play wingman as well as share my knowledge and experiences of medellin with respectful people.

[KainNYC]

Any friends around Medellin now? Any updates on Phase2, la isla, San Diego?

[Fuller Up]

Dear avid follower, please become a paying member so I can private message you. I have been living in Medellin for 5 years and visting for 10. I have new guests stay with me every month. I have given many tours catering to varied general and specific interests. Get in touch.

Hasideas Tao, shot you a private message.

[Black Page]

Possibly because it's not vodka. It is made from sugar cane.

"This ham has some fishy smell" commented the owner of a football team in my country many years ago. (it was smoked salmon).

[Mr Enternational]

Possibly because it's not vodka. It is made from sugar cane.

LOL. He has a long way to go, but you got to start somewhere. PN, I hope you have the sugarless kind because the regular one will give you a hell of a headache.

[Dickhead]

I've been sipping the Aguardiente and its the worst vodka I've ever sampled

Possibly because it's not vodka. It is made from sugar cane.

[Fun Luvr]

Wasn't there some other guy in Medellin that also used to give tours as well as host people and was arrested for this. I would be wary of offering "tour" services. You never know how the authorities would interpret that. Just my humble opinion.

There was a guy who went by the name MedellinPaisa who provided tours and arranged housing. He wasn't arrested, he was murdered while sitting at a restaurant in Laureles with a client he had just picked up from the airport.