Medellin Reports

[Member #4244]

How about Chupe Pues for the name of the bar?

Works on two levels, uh, the obvious one (saying it to someone to suck your cock) and a fun one at the bar where you could have hot girls throw down no-hands shots and shout "CHUPE PUES!"

It's also kind of a nice Paisa touch with the "pues" that almost anyone would pick up on spending a few minutes in region.

Kind of a nice ring to it. Only thing you're looking at tourists and it's not an English name.

[Slyman]

Eazy,

No, not over yet mate. Deadline for names will be 31st May 2012.

5 names will be selected and out of that the winner will be selected at the openning of the bar on the 1st July.

Easy, have you entered your submition yet?

Enclosed the lattest sugestions.

18) Harry J, Slighter. 19) D B, Forbidden Paradise. 20) Dan B, Secret Service. 21) Bill M, Top Knouch. 22) Paul T, Gringo Getaway. 23) Nivar V, Pervert. 24) Daryl F, Doctor.

25) Dan Mac, El Oficina. 26) Scott C, Nitro. 27) Rodger C, Slick Monkey. 28) Douglas C, Olgita's Palace. 29) John K, Paisa Down Under. 30) Juan G, Holy Grail.

31) ricdzn@aol.com, La Cueva. 32) Andrea M, Rumba Carechimbas. 33) Lee B, Rico Suave. 34) Ravi J, Paisa Linda. 35) Steven B, Wet Spot. 36) Max B, Chimba R.

37) Dan L, Players. 38) Barry B, Marcho Bar. 39) Chris H, The Ball Buster. 40) Henry I, The Crow Bar. 41) Ron O, The Tango Bar. 42) Joe Mac, The Purple Pleasure Dome bar.

17) The Knife. Dingo's Den. 16) Nabru. La Oficina. 15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects. 14) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. 13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla. 12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch. 11) TweedleD. Euphoria. 10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche. 9) Reefski. Three Floors of Wh*res. 8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave. 7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn. 6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders. 5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa. 4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra. 3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro. 2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis. 1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.

A. G.

Hey Greg, nice to see that you are still the man in Medallo.

[Member #4244]

Many of you inquired a while back about the girl Diana / Dianita from the Nacho Vidal Film, something about Colombian teenagers blah blah blah. Of course she is not / was not a teenager, she is in her mid 20s, but she has had some work done since the film and it actually looks good. Here she is.

http://www.paisasdivinas.com/pamela/...o-medellin.php

She does doubles with this girl. Would HIGHLY recommend this girl.

http://www.paisasdivinas.com/diana/d...sajista_paisa.

I have been with my girlfriend my last two trips down, no new recs to be honest. Cheers, gents.

[Guidoguido]

I want to be there opening day because I know it will be- Casa Cuka

[Aussie Greg]

One of my greatest trips was the one I stayed at this hotel. Excellent location, friendly staff, and chica-friendly. Loved the balcony.

Very entertaining report. Thanks.

Is 'naming the bar' contest is over? Muchas gracias a Dios.

Cheers.

Eazy,
No, not over yet mate. Deadline for names will be 31st May 2012.
5 names will be selected and out of that the winner will be selected at the openning of the bar on the 1st July.

Easy, have you entered your submition yet?
Enclosed the lattest sugestions.

18) Harry J, Slighter. 19) D B, Forbidden Paradise. 20) Dan B, Secret Service. 21) Bill M, Top Knouch. 22) Paul T, Gringo Getaway. 23) Nivar V, Pervert. 24) Daryl F, Doctor.
25) Dan Mac, El Oficina. 26) Scott C, Nitro. 27) Rodger C, Slick Monkey. 28) Douglas C, Olgita's Palace. 29) John K, Paisa Down Under. 30) Juan G, Holy Grail.
31) ricdzn@aol.com, La Cueva. 32) Andrea M, Rumba Carechimbas. 33) Lee B, Rico Suave. 34) Ravi J, Paisa Linda. 35) Steven B, Wet Spot. 36) Max B, Chimba R.
37) Dan L, Players. 38) Barry B, Marcho Bar. 39) Chris H, The Ball Buster. 40) Henry I, The Crow Bar. 41) Ron O, The Tango Bar. 42) Joe Mac, The Purple Pleasure Dome bar.
17) The Knife. Dingo's Den. 16) Nabru. La Oficina. 15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects. 14) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. 13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla. 12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch. 11) TweedleD. Euphoria. 10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche. 9) Reefski. Three Floors of Wh*res. 8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave. 7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn. 6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders. 5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa. 4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra. 3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro. 2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis. 1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.

A. G.

[Ricker]

Thank you to the board.

I arrived in Medellin and the weather was perfect ...

Cool report, gracias!

[Ezyngo]

I checked into Gran Hotel located within a 2 – 6 block radius from all the casas, even the famed 'New Life.

One of my greatest trips was the one I stayed at this hotel. Excellent location, friendly staff, and chica-friendly. Loved the balcony.

Very entertaining report. Thanks.

Is 'naming the bar' contest is over? Muchas gracias a Dios.

Cheers.

[Rafzuh]

Anyone from Toronto interested in joining me? No firm date in October, but am flexible.

Plan on going Casa Blanca Mansion, or have gotten other suggestions from members of this board (thanks!)

Hit me up

[Logistico]

Thank you to the board.

I arrived in Medellin and the weather was perfect. After "Arrivals" I moved through a crowd of taxi signs and family members. I made my way to the second floor of the airport. The exchanged rate was 1750 to the dollar. After exchanging, I went back to the first floor and added minutes to my Colombian mobile and grabbed an empanada.

Tired as an Eskimo in India, I boarded the local mini bus for 7, 500 pesos ($4+) , and 60+ minutes later I'm located in El Central by the Nutibara Hotel and Plaza Botero. If you're a 1st timer, stay at the Mansion. Colombia is the Major Leagues. If you don't know at least intermediate Spanish. You're kind of fucked. Unless you stay at the Mansion, hang with the students (150k negotiable) , and have Fernando (30k hr) take you on disco trips (He's awesome). Listen to me, open up your bank account and leave safely with a smile. (I did before and will again).

I decided to stay in El Central on this particular visit. One, it's conveniently located near all the casas. Secondly, I wanted to mixed it up and try something different. Lastly, I could benefit on savings with taxis (or I thought). A lot of posters state "El Central" as a dangerous location, which I can attest is true at night. However, during the day and afternoon, I felt fine and had no problems. As other posters have written, please use common sense and respect. Medellin is a more reserved and conservative environment. Certain things are left behind closed doors, unlike parts of Asia or the Caribbean.

My thoughts: I checked into Gran Hotel located within a 2 – 6 block radius from all the casas, even the famed 'New Life. ' The Gran Hotel is very large and contains 16 floors. The personnel were very professional, kind, and a few front desk people even spoke English. They charged $60usd per night, which included a hot breakfast, mini bar, solid wifi, and was also chica friendly. If you enjoy casa runs, this hotel is a fantastic alternative. The location is close to Exito super market, several bank atms, pharmacies, and local restaurants. However, there are plenty of cheaper accommodation's located in El Central as well. Gran Hotel is dated. The place has charm though and I felt secure the entire time. Ask for a balcony room with a view of the mountains.

I dropped my luggage and I'm off to New Life. Damn, I'm excited like a Panda Bear in Rome. At 6pm, there were about 12 chicas. Still really good quality. However, I wasn't impressed with the lineup. But wait, I do see a light skinned sexy chica from my last trip. She has 'natural' small C's, slim waist, jet black hair, and the biggest fake ass at New Life. Can you name her. I bet you can. OOOO She remembers me. Okay, let's do it. 38k for the ½.52k for the 1hr. (Where can you beat these prices?) The session can't compare to the last, but it was solid.

Off to the Gran Casino near the Oviedo Mall and McDonalds. Exchange 100usd and tried my luck at roulette. There were three older Colombian ladies gambling hard. Talk about gamblers. I played steady and low. One of the lady's hits large, then all the other people begin placing bets. I'm ordering ron and coke. Playing slow and watching the scene. The 2nd woman starts playing Black Jack and Roulette at the same time, moving back and forth between the tables. After the 3rd. 4th, and 5th watered downed drink; I start hitting black, black, and black. After 1hr, I won 250k. This is 'Chica Money. ' Thank you.

Time for Hooter's in Parque Lleras. It's early in the week and the restaurant was a bit slow. The women are beautiful, amazing, and do a group dance every 25+ mins. The prices are American. Total cost 60k. Damn, where is my empanada.

After the flight, bus, New Life, Casino, and Hooters. I planned for the Mayo. But I crashed and fell asleep.

Part 2: Central casa, Energy, Mall, Mayo, Disco Strip clubs in el central, San Diego Strip Club, and back to the Casino.

[Hioctane]

What language did your friends speak?

Slip of the tongue. LOL. They don't speak spanish.

[Vitrea]

El agujero: (The hole) or if you want to go with a sobering tone,

Abrevadero: (Watering hole / trough). Also El pozo de agua. (smile)

[Vitrea]

I'm staying at a 4 star hotel in Medellin. I'm wondering whats the best and most economical way to get a girl back to a room without having to pay the hotel or the girl the premium. Best strategy or locations. I'd rather be in the comfort of my own room then some seedy casa. But I'm also not interested in paying US prices. Might as well just stay here.

Next, I've got 3 free days and am debating between Cartagena and Bogota. I hate humidity and altitude. So which is better?

You have to pick which one you hate more, humidity or altitude.

You are just starting to post so I don't know what you like or dislike. If you are going for chicas, go to Cartagena for sure. It is easier, manageable, more choices and depending on the season, may not be that humid.

For chicas, I would say MDE, CTG and BOG in that order. I have not been to Cali, but my sense is that it would come before BOG.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

This stupid ass mofo tried talking shit about me and my beloved Miami.

THEN IMMEDIATELY PUTS ME ON HIS IGNORE LIST SO HE CAN'T READ MY RESPONSE and then starts posting fake generic backpage pictures claiming ownership saying they were taking with his "old cell?" jajajajajajajaja LOL LOL rotfl, What a punk, would LOVEEEEE to meet this guy in Medellin somewhere on the streets.

P. S. The "Ignore List" is for Bitches! Ala Frank Casio.

Good Lookin Out Nclpimp Gracias!

In case there was any ambiguity this statement was a KUDOS response to Nclpimp for quoting then outing a member BEVALAROS for posting BACKPAGE pictures and claiming they were "taken with his own camera".

[Ricker]

Well it depends. Yes and no. If you don't speak a lick of Spanish, yes, you'll probably be charged the gringo rate. So in that sense, yes it's a tourist trap. However, if you'll been to other parts of Colombia, you'll have a leg up in negotiations. I've gone to Cartagena with friends that don't speak a word of english. They were consistently charged more than me. However, surprising they were able to manage on their own because there are many more girls that speak English.

What language did your friends speak?

[LookingToSwing4]

It depends on how far advance you book your ticket and the time of year. I seen tickets as low as $750 but that was earlier in the year. I booked my ticket 4 months in advance for my trip in July and it cost me $960. So I guess alittle over $1000 Is about average.

Flying out of IAH is always expensive for what reason I don't know.

I have flown to MDE at least 5 times in the last year, via IAH, and I have neen a sharp increase in fares over that time. I had alot of miles and a few flight credits I used in creative ways until they ran dry. During that time, the cheapest was $800; the norm was just shy of $1000. Some of this can be attributed to the CO / UA merger, but most I think is the high price of jet fuel and demand for seats. The effects of reduced capacity is starting to drive the seat prices up. As mentioned earlier, I tried many creative miles and paid opportunities. Several times I tried miles from DEN to IAH, but the cost of IAH to MDE was no more than $50 less than DEN-MDE. I do not see the fares dropping until September and at that time they are running just shy of $900 and that was if I were booking today. I can only think what they will be when I go to book a month before departure! The high price of airfare to MDE is starting to price me out of that destination. Just 2 years ago I was buying tickets for an average of $600 one month before travel.