Medellin Reports

[Blue Touch]

It appears, and we all think, that we like girls in Medellin. In actuality we just like weak currencies against our home currencies. Would you go to Medellin for "beautiful girls" if the rate was $1=100 pesos?

First, I would not use those plastic barbies as the barometer for beauty.

Second, if you are looking for models, you are going in with the wrong mindset, probably completely jaded from watching too much porn. The women in Medellin are beautiful, each one in her own way. If you are going in looking with the current mindset, don't waste your time, you will be disappointed.

[The Tall Man]

We must have a different concept of "beauty" and "attractiveness". In that gallery, I see lots of silicon and plastic. Not really what may raise my senses and attract me.

In centro and streets, where of course 99% of girls are NOT working neither could be on sale, lots of pure natural beauty to my eyes. I fall in love, literally, every 5 minutes I walk around the streets of Medellin. This does not happen (again, to me) in ANY street of the USA or my country. That's a good reason to move my ass and go there (I am from Europe).

I ditto your statements but I seem to fall in love some days about every 3 minutes on average, jejejeje.

TTM.

[Chb1234]

Anyone know if the new Marriott in Poblado has any issues with bringing girls in? Thanks.

[Wolf662]

What's the reason to keep off the street?
Right across the street of LL, there is (was?) a nice bar with loud music, drinks and of course plenty of local youth. A good place to go, if LL does not offer anything interesting (or with one of the girls, after she ends her shift).

Well I spend 99% of my time on foot in Centro so I have no reason but some seem to feel like they are being dropped in the middle of "Operation Phantom Fury", aka The Second Battle of Fallujah and a courtyard drop off might ease their worries some and get them out of the Mansion more. LOL.

[Black Page]

The nice about Luna Lunera is they have that courtyard you can taxi right in to and out of late at night, keeps you off the streets.

What's the reason to keep off the street?
Right across the street of LL, there is (was?) a nice bar with loud music, drinks and of course plenty of local youth. A good place to go, if LL does not offer anything interesting (or with one of the girls, after she ends her shift).

[Black Page]

Hola. Colombia has beautiful women si.
But girls in centro, casa, are average. Maybe fas dos or other strip clubs has above average.

We must have a different concept of "beauty" and "attractiveness". In that gallery, I see lots of silicon and plastic. Not really what may raise my senses and attract me.

In centro and streets, where of course 99% of girls are NOT working neither could be on sale, lots of pure natural beauty to my eyes. I fall in love, literally, every 5 minutes I walk around the streets of Medellin. This does not happen (again, to me) in ANY street of the USA or my country. That's a good reason to move my ass and go there (I am from Europe).

[Judd]

Sammy says this to Frasier Crane who agrees to go out with him to pickup chicks. He also says, "your going to see a beautiful woman from across the room. She's someone that you dream about being with. Now, her friend is for you.” Classic!

Either I'm too young or too old but I have never heard that expression before! And I can't seem to find it on urban dictionary. What does that mean "getting your tree trimmed"?

[Gagoo]

There was another.

Who was the one out of Mayorista who used to feud with AussieGregg? Frank Casio I think it was?

When I first went to Medellin about 6 or 7 years ago I used a guy named William. He knows all the places. But I think in the last couple years he has been doing good just doing regular tourist stuff. So, I don't think he does the tours of lady places so much anymore. But I know he will still do it. He probably charges more these days though, and the last couple years he always seems busy. You can Google Best Guide Medellin. He will be the first listed website. Since he always seems busy I don't even tell him when I go to Medellin anymore. We used to be pretty close as friends for awhile.

[Queens35]

Hola. Colombia has beautiful women si.

https://www.instagram.com/modeloscolombianasoficial/

But girls in centro, casa, are average. Maybe fas dos or other strip clubs has above average.

So many never experience with model colombian beauty, like esperanza gomez. Many in mansion, centro, casa are average grirls with braces not models.

So why Colombia so good?? Because of price??

First, I would not use those plastic barbies as the barometer for beauty.

Second, if you are looking for models, you are going in with the wrong mindset, probably completely jaded from watching too much porn. The women in Medellin are beautiful, each one in her own way. If you are going in looking with the current mindset, don't waste your time, you will be disappointed.

[Quagmire1974]

Hola. Colombia has beautiful women si.

https://www.instagram.com/modeloscolombianasoficial/

Eh, I see a lot of silicone, implants, and collagen injections in those photos. If you put any of those women under hot lights or in direct sunlight, they'd probably start to melt after a few minutes!

[Surf Looker]

Hola. Colombia has beautiful women si.

https://www.instagram.com/modeloscolombianasoficial/

But girls in centro, casa, are average. Maybe fas dos or other strip clubs has above average.

So many never experience with model colombian beauty, like esperanza gomez. Many in mansion, centro, casa are average grirls with braces not models.

So why Colombia so good?? Because of price??

[Wolf662]

Luna Lunera is open and staffed 24/7. The cost is $110 K per half hour. Buying drinks or lady drinks is optional and so are lap dances or anything other than taking a girl to a room for the price mentioned. They do charge for condoms. I can't tell you how much and it doesn't matter if you bring your own. The quality of the girls is generally as good or better than any of the Centro places.

The nice about Luna Lunera is they have that courtyard you can taxi right in to and out of late at night, keeps you off the streets.

Their website:

http://lunalunera.com.co/

And I don't advise Centro at night to novice's to dangerous big city Latin America, at least not solo. Have 1 person who speaks decent Spanish with you, don't wear jewellery or nice watch, don't flash your phone or cash, don't get drunk, don't draw to much attention. Dress like going to Home Depot to pick up lumber.

But on the other hand:

Every Centro strip club chick you do will save you 100 k pesos over every FaseII chick. Not including FaseII cover and alcohol prices. And I have seen some Centro strippers who could work at FaseII, they just didn't like all the rules there. Some hot chicks like to be big fish / small pond. Sometimes you have to wait a bit till the one you will like gets on the floor or shows up to work but there are worse places to hang out. Better on weekends but the hot ones will usually work a couple weekday shifts also.

And every Centro short-time motel chick will save you up to 160 k over FaseII. They are a safer day time pursuit then night though. Again not for the faint of heart.

[HBoy54]

Either I'm too young or too old but I have never heard that expression before! And I can't seem to find it on urban dictionary. What does that mean "getting your tree trimmed"?

There's no tree involved. Look up trim (noun).

[Showdown]

How does Christmas affect the brothels being open?

Showdown.

[PepolesBuddy]

Send me a PM, letting me know when you'll be in town. Then, if you want, I can take you around to check out these clubs and get your tree trimmed for about 70-90 k.


Judd.

Either I'm too young or too old but I have never heard that expression before! And I can't seem to find it on urban dictionary. What does that mean "getting your tree trimmed"?