Medellin Reports

[Manizales911]

You're over thinking it. It doesn't even need to be a person. Just pick anything, pretty much. Mine is a pic I took from a bar at park lleares. I would use a pic of like an airplane at the gate or gutape or nacional soccer pic or anything the girls can recognize that might make them think you travel or go to Medellin. BTW that is the only pic I have on my profile and have plenty of P4 P girls friending me.

This is what I do. I use a few photos of Guatape, San Andres and Cartagena and I rotate them, this gets their attention as many aspire to go to these places and take a billion selfies, many of the more popular chicas have been to all of these places but think that a gringo that has been there might bring them back. I have over 1000 Medellin "friends".

[JjBee62]

Hey guys,

I am looking at going to Colombia next year and wanted to see if anyone had any advice on how to make the vacation what I want it to be. I have been to Medellin once before and absolutely loved it. I really monger to have sex with multiple women at once and last time I had a few threesomes and foursomes over the course of the trip and as you can expect this was relatively hit or miss as it tends to be with the chicas. For my next trip I was more or less looking for a "Dan Bilzerian" type experience where I have 4-5 girls with me for the duaration of a few days partying etc. I am 28 years old and would also be interested in a wingman if he is likeminded. I am wondering if anyone has experience with this and could help make this fantasy a reality. Money is not really an issue and would love to be around model type women for the duration. Any advice on this helps!

What are your priorities?

Is your top priority to be surrounded by model type women for a few days? Is your top priority to have group sex with several women? Is your top priority to party with several women? How you accomplish your dream depends on what's most important to you.

If you're mainly interested in models, start digging into Instagram. Find the women who have the right look and start making offers. Once you get one to agree to the terms, ask if she has friends to recommend. Extend the offer to any who also have the right look. You'll want a high end party condo, with its own pool and jacuzzi. You'll probably want a limousine service as well. You might have to deal with drama, you might be unable to get them all involved in sex at the same time, but you'll have the hanging with models experience.

If you're more focused on the group sex and partying aspects, start working Facebook. You'll have no problem finding a group of women who will party with you. You may have trouble finding 4 or 5 girls who'll meet all your sexual requirements. Once again, there may be drama issues and sexual performance issues with the girls.

There are other ways to find the girls, but most of them require you to be in Medellin.

One question. How's your Spanish? If you can't at least carry on a basic conversation without Google translate, I see nothing but headaches.

Here are the problems that I see, beginning with the model types. I've been around a few. Some are fine. Some are difficult. I remember a party in Poblado where one guy showed up with a model. She was sparkling and all smiles for 5 minutes while she was the center of attention. Then she got pissy because her date was spending time talking with his friends. They left after 30 minutes. Now imagine 5 women, all wanting to be the center of attention. Next, imagine trying to get them all naked and interacting with you and each other. If you're lucky, 2 will be satisfying you while the rest are taking selfies.

If you stick with regular prepagos, you may be able to avoid the primadonna attitudes, but there are other potential problems. Some girls party well, some don't. Stumbling drunk, puking, crying or fighting girls tend to take the fun out of a reverse gang bang. If you're partying along with them you may wake up to find the girls paid themselves and let themselves out, liberating anything of value they could carry. This may include your passport, phone and wallet.

Is money no object? I'm asking because usually, when people say "money is no object", it turns out money is definitely an object. If money is really no object, here's a way to avoid some of the problems:

Take 2 trips. The first trip is to meet girls, test them out and decide on your group. Let them know how many days they'll be with you and make sure they are okay with that. Many will have difficulty being away from family that long.

You'll also be picking your accommodations. If you want to be seen with your harem, find a suitable place in Poblado and let the owner know your intentions. Also make arrangements with a limo service.

If you just want to hang out and party with the girls, find a suitable finca, where you can have the whole place to yourself.

On your second trip, pick up the girls, make sure they all packed sufficient clothes and take them to your place. Make sure you're well stocked with everything you need and good luck.

[Turgid]

It may be so on the surface. Have you done an actual analysis?

Renting an unfurnished apartment in Medellin is much much cheaper than renting a furnished apartment designated for gringos. Ask a Colombian who's doing so how much he pays.

[Septimius]

I can't say much more than what's been said on the forum only reiterate. Had 2 fb chicas so far 200 k and taxi, bbj, one polvo that's fine with me. Mansion has been lots of girls in the bar. They had a thanksgiving party last night and was off the hook I'm mad I left too early and missed the girl squirting everywhere they pulled out some dildo statute or something LOL. My boy called me and told me I had left early bcuz I wasn't staying at the mansion but the wonderful guys over there were gracious enough to let me attend the party. Had one of the finest chicks of the trip at new life 150 k for the hour, she open to bbj for propina, #23 my favorite number had to take her, think her name is Mariana. Went on a tour with a chick met at mansion, 150 k she takes you to comuna 13 , pueblo paisa sure you can do it by yourself but for 5 hours of company for a first timer to Colombia for me it wasn't the worst investment. For those that don't speak Spanish she speaks pretty good English, I'll try to get her fb and post it for why'all if I can. Also at end of tour if you want to indulge in her other services it's available. Meeting with a chick I met off tinder tonight, see how this goes. Told her we go out, have some drinks, if we get along and she wants to go to hotel then we can come to an agreement so we see how this goes. Loving Colombia so far. I'm from the hood so I'm not a scary dude but not the toughest guy ever either but I feel super comfortable here. People are cool, transportation is easy. Viva Colombia.

Where you ever able to find that girl's facebook details. I'd like to hire a tour driver myself.

[Mojo Bandit]

You're over thinking it. It doesn't even need to be a person. Just pick anything, pretty much. Mine is a pic I took from a bar at park lleares. I would use a pic of like an airplane at the gate or gutape or nacional soccer pic or anything the girls can recognize that might make them think you travel or go to Medellin. BTW that is the only pic I have on my profile and have plenty of P4 P girls friending me.

I have seen a few obvious mongers during my perusing of Chica profiles, and I think the profile photos I have seen that I suspect are the most eye catching to a prepago are the ones where the guy is sitting with a bunch of cash spread out in from of him, its not me, but I am just saying.

[Surfer500]

I mentioned earlier I have a couple of friends who do this work. They tell me beyond what we see while we wait on line, they have regular training and briefings they have to attend. They are also under a certain amount of stress because they can suffer disciplinary hits up to and including dismissal (which means loss of pension) if miss decoy travelers ICE sends through with fake or inconsistent documents. They are also on the hook for people who make it past them with invalid documents and later commit crimes. They are on the lookout for signs of human trafficking and piracy. With that in mind we should be aware that when they investigate us it isn't generally to bust our balls or to spice up their day. They are doing their job and trying to stay out of trouble like anyone else.

We have zero to gain by every being a dick at the inspection stations. They treat it as hindering their investigations. To be fair, I've seen some of the inspectors be dicks to travelers. But more often than not in my experience they keep it professional. They are very closely supervised.

I concur completely with your sentiments, the CBP folks are just doing their jobs, and I haven't read any posts, about any of the members of this board, being a "dick" to any of them.

The problem members are having though, based on their posts, has been that nobody can seem to get a straight answer as to why they are constantly being sent thru secondary, and / or denied entry into one of it's programs such as Global Entry. That's the frustration people are having in my opinion.

[Fsidle]

Wagwaan. Another Jamaican here.

I'm from Jamaica and I definitely can dance, had no issues dancing at the reggaeton club with her as its basically just grinding and tis all we do in my country. I am still learning to salsa and I clearly was trying, I felt disrespected at the end of the day. I would've left her right there but I knew she was broke and ima good guy. I'll try not to judge all colombian women from this one instance but I just wanted some opinions on the matter.

[Fsidle]

I landed in Medellin with no hotel reservation, so in the airport, I booked ayenda 1235 for 1 night. I definitely don't like it here.

I leave latina kitty cat heaven tomorrow so I'm just going to write a summary as I've gone into detail on individual days already.

1. Hotel= ayenda 1235 botero; 2. 5 stars hotel imo, decent breakfast, rooftop view and girlfriendly. You're going to need to ask for a fan though and the wifi only works in the lobby of the first floor which is the biggest downfall imo but at such a cheap price its worth it.

2. Medication;.

[BoredInIN]

So I'm finally giving in to the Facebook strategy. Where do you guys get a photo to use for your profile? I created an account with a fake name and email, but I need a photo that isn't anywhere else on Facebook (or even a real person that Facebook's algorithms could find).

I generally like to interact with girls in person, so I've not used Facebook much. A few times, I've used my home / real Facebook profile with chicas in Medellin, but I don't want it to blow up with prepagos from another country, so I'm finally creating a designated fake profile for this hobby.

You're over thinking it. It doesn't even need to be a person. Just pick anything, pretty much. Mine is a pic I took from a bar at park lleares. I would use a pic of like an airplane at the gate or gutape or nacional soccer pic or anything the girls can recognize that might make them think you travel or go to Medellin. BTW that is the only pic I have on my profile and have plenty of P4 P girls friending me.

[JjBee62]

I am considering getting a second apartment when I stay in Medellin just for chicas. Something inexpensive that I might use twice a day, or be vacant for 1-2 days. My thoughts are to separate myself from my valuables at my primary apartment, but still have a place I can have some drinks stowed away with a little food and all the intimate necessities on location. I am staying on calle 9 west of parque Lleras, so I am looking for something in Poblado or areas near Parque Lleras. Anyone have suggestions that would be useful? It would have to be guest friendly (no porter needed. Preferably), and given the intent usage, something in the $15-20 a day range. I see some in the area, but they appear to be very public with rooms next to each other where my intent coming in & out would be on public display to the other guests, and that I do not want. Just curious what you guys think.

It sounds like you're looking for an El Centro apartment in Poblado. I doubt if you'll find anything like you want in that price range close to Parque Lleras. You're basically looking for a $50 hotel room in the heart of Manhattan.

Raise your price range to $40-$75 a night and you'll probably find what you're looking for.

[Villainy]

So I'm finally giving in to the Facebook strategy. Where do you guys get a photo to use for your profile? I created an account with a fake name and email, but I need a photo that isn't anywhere else on Facebook (or even a real person that Facebook's algorithms could find).

I generally like to interact with girls in person, so I've not used Facebook much. A few times, I've used my home / real Facebook profile with chicas in Medellin, but I don't want it to blow up with prepagos from another country, so I'm finally creating a designated fake profile for this hobby.

Find some actor or celebrity that bears the slightest resemblance and use one of their photos. Those are public domain.

[Knowledge]

Forget about the drinks and snacks. Use a love motel like everybody else and be done with it.

I am considering getting a second apartment when I stay in Medellin just for chicas. Something inexpensive that I might use twice a day, or be vacant for 1-2 days. My thoughts are to separate myself from my valuables at my primary apartment, but still have a place I can have some drinks stowed away with a little food and all the intimate necessities on location. I am staying on calle 9 west of parque Lleras, so I am looking for something in Poblado or areas near Parque Lleras. Anyone have suggestions that would be useful? It would have to be guest friendly (no porter needed. Preferably), and given the intent usage, something in the $15-20 a day range. I see some in the area, but they appear to be very public with rooms next to each other where my intent coming in & out would be on public display to the other guests, and that I do not want. Just curious what you guys think.

[Combo]

So I'm finally giving in to the Facebook strategy. Where do you guys get a photo to use for your profile? I created an account with a fake name and email, but I need a photo that isn't anywhere else on Facebook (or even a real person that Facebook's algorithms could find).

I generally like to interact with girls in person, so I've not used Facebook much. A few times, I've used my home / real Facebook profile with chicas in Medellin, but I don't want it to blow up with prepagos from another country, so I'm finally creating a designated fake profile for this hobby.

[Knowledge]

I mentioned earlier I have a couple of friends who do this work. They tell me beyond what we see while we wait on line, they have regular training and briefings they have to attend. They are also under a certain amount of stress because they can suffer disciplinary hits up to and including dismissal (which means loss of pension) if miss decoy travelers ICE sends through with fake or inconsistent documents. They are also on the hook for people who make it past them with invalid documents and later commit crimes. They are on the lookout for signs of human trafficking and piracy. With that in mind we should be aware that when they investigate us it isn't generally to bust our balls or to spice up their day. They are doing their job and trying to stay out of trouble like anyone else.

We have zero to gain by every being a dick at the inspection stations. They treat it as hindering their investigations. To be fair, I've seen some of the inspectors be dicks to travelers. But more often than not in my experience they keep it professional. They are very closely supervised.

Bored, well, all they're probably thinking is getting to their pensions, and looking at all those passports thinking about which countries they could retire to. When they ask what do I do, I just say "retired, I put my twenty years' in" What else can they relate to working at that job? Finding some fantasy terrorist or catching a guy with a briefcase stuffed of cash? When hasidics with bags of undeclared diamonds pass under their noses every day and there's not a thing they can do about it, and they know it.

[BMo814]

Do you mean Pueblito Paisa? How do you like that place? I was underwhelmed.

Yes sir that's what I meant. Yeah it wasn't much I just like to do some touristy stuff to. I mean how many nuts can you really bust in a 2 week trip LOL.