Medellin Reports

[Dickhead]

I would fuck Michelle Obama. I like a more muscular looking woman, as opposed to a Barbie doll. She looks like she swims or plays tennis. Plus, black don't crack so she still looks good to me at 54. Most 54 year old white women look like they got dumped out of a vacuum cleaner bag.

Yeah, Melania Trump is hotter but I bet she just lies there.

Hillary Clinton, I would rather stick knitting needles in my eyes than even see her naked.

Laura Bush, I always kind of wanted to fuck her without using any lube and then pull out and come all over her face.

[El Mechanico]

She looks better than the most of first ladies, including the incumbent.

TEHO but Your mileage obviously varies!

[Blue Touch]

She looks better than the most of first ladies, including the incumbent.

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

[Wolf662]

They are not amazing. Those dudes in Tiffany Show are huge, as are most Thai ladyboys. They are generally larger than the average straight Thai male. What are you guys looking at to make you think it is a woman? Just the makeup maybe? Think to yourself, if this person had on no makeup would it still look like a woman. Ain't a one of those mfs running around without HEAVY makeup that you would still think to be a woman. Stop being fooled by that shit.

Just a heads up for the Medellin crowd, not all the MED trannies are big girls, the one who fooled me on my 1st trip behind Vera Cruz was a 5'2" 90 lb spinner, so beware!

[LookingToSwing4]

Someone kinda posted this question in the hotels and apartments section and got no response so I'm going to try here. Several apartments at the Blux now have warnings about visitors, guests, pre-pagos or other euphemisms, these apartments didn't used to have those 'house rules'. I heard there was a raid at the Blux some time ago and now it isn't the guest friendly place it used to be. A quick look at airbnb sees many apartments now have these conditions. Is anyone aware of a change of policy, would you stay at the Blux?

This is a disturbing post as I totally enjoy staying at the Blux. But I also suspect it is only a portion of the rental units. Large or small portion, who knows. Whatever the case, it appears to be a trend that may force a change in the MDE scene. I for one enjoy the buildings with security for a couple of reasons. One, it keeps visitors from being a front door surprise. Secondly, it allows me to feel more secure / isolated from the sometimes dangerous world that exists on the streets of Medellin. Before we know it, these legal short-term apartment rentals will be extinct. So either I will have to be satisfied more with the casas / clubs or start looking to spend more time in SE Asia or the less desirable / secure areas of MDE.

If anyone has any real solid intel, please post or send me a PM. Thanks.

[Turgid]

Yes because I am black and she is a beautiful smart women despite what you ignorant racists thinks. The one thing I told myself I will do in 2018 is I am checking all racists all day everyday. Tough keyboard talkers that can never be in the barrios or pop in real clubs.

I am white and would bang her in an instant. I find all races of women beautiful. When I hear goofy dudes saying that they do not find this race or that race of women beautiful I always get the impression that they're lacking in testosterone.

[Smoothy]

Yes because I am black and she is a beautiful smart women despite what you ignorant racists thinks. The one thing I told myself I will do in 2018 is I am checking all racists all day everyday. Tough keyboard talkers that can never be in the barrios or pop in real clubs.

There are PLENTY of hot black women in this world, Michelle isn't one of them. I think she is somewhat mannish. Just because someone doesn't think every black woman in the world is hot doesn't make them a racist.

I also don't think Hillary Clinton is hot. Does that make me racist against white people?

Just for reference, attached here is an example of a sexy black girl.

[Revere]

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

Yes because I am black and she is a beautiful smart women despite what you ignorant racists thinks. The one thing I told myself I will do in 2018 is I am checking all racists all day everyday. Tough keyboard talkers that can never be in the barrios or pop in real clubs.

[MedellinGringo]

Someone kinda posted this question in the hotels and apartments section and got no response so I'm going to try here. Several apartments at the Blux now have warnings about visitors, guests, pre-pagos or other euphemisms, these apartments didn't used to have those 'house rules'. I heard there was a raid at the Blux some time ago and now it isn't the guest friendly place it used to be. A quick look at airbnb sees many apartments now have these conditions. Is anyone aware of a change of policy, would you stay at the Blux?

It's been a few years since I stayed at the Blux and I had no problems with them letting chicas in the building.

Of course the owners of each apartment can set rules on who and when non guests can enter. And that would be my guess as to what is going on.

But it is also possible that owners voted on a new policy about non residents in the building and the administration is enforcing it.

If I was interested in a particular apartment at the blux I would just ask the owner what his policy is on guests in the apartment.

[Charm City Dave]

Someone kinda posted this question in the hotels and apartments section and got no response so I'm going to try here. Several apartments at the Blux now have warnings about visitors, guests, pre-pagos or other euphemisms, these apartments didn't used to have those 'house rules'. I heard there was a raid at the Blux some time ago and now it isn't the guest friendly place it used to be. A quick look at airbnb sees many apartments now have these conditions. Is anyone aware of a change of policy, would you stay at the Blux?

[Mr Enternational]

I can tell you that I was in Pattaya a few years ago and went to a drag show there. They were all amazing and I had front row seats. It was pretty hard to tell and I knew they were men from the outset.

They are not amazing. Those dudes in Tiffany Show are huge, as are most Thai ladyboys. They are generally larger than the average straight Thai male. What are you guys looking at to make you think it is a woman? Just the makeup maybe? Think to yourself, if this person had on no makeup would it still look like a woman. Ain't a one of those mfs running around without HEAVY makeup that you would still think to be a woman. Stop being fooled by that shit.

[El Mechanico]

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

That's pretty funny! I have seen some pictures of her standing on the steps of the White House with a suspicious looking bulge coming from her dress! Ha ha, she certainly does not fit the shoulder to hip ratio that was discussed earlier. Very nasty!

EL Mechanico.

[Smoothy]

That's not bullshit. Men and women have different proportions that can differentiate them from a distance, further away than you can discern an Adam's Apple. Men typically have broader shoulders than their thighs, and vice versa with women. You can discern this by merely seeing their silhouette, and in low light. Very useful if you are walking down Beach Road and you are perusing what's in the shadows.

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

[Surfer500]

LOL. Sometimes I wonder where some people are from. Can't recognize a man that is wearing makeup and fake hair. Even if somehow you are fooled by a picture there is no way you should be fooled in person. A man is not built like nor moves nothing like a woman. Male and female mannerisms and walks are different and can not be disguised.

When in doubt a simple pulling down of the pants for a visual inspection should be initiated to make a confirmed determination of gender.

[Bdb013]

That's not bullshit. Men and women have different proportions that can differentiate them from a distance, further away than you can discern an Adam's Apple. Men typically have broader shoulders than their thighs, and vice versa with women. You can discern this by merely seeing their silhouette, and in low light. Very useful if you are walking down Beach Road and you are perusing what's in the shadows.

I can tell you that I was in Pattaya a few years ago and went to a drag show there. They were all amazing and I had front row seats. It was pretty hard to tell and I knew they were men from the outset.