Medellin Reports

[MiamiBoy1]

Some mongers here are needed to be reminded of a 1 to 10 scale of female attractiveness, so that they stop giving others BS about fucking solid 9's in Centro for 40 mil. One of the versions of 1-10 scale is below:

1. Has a vagina. Completely repulsive to look at to where you have to look away. Kind of like the sun. 0 redeeming features.

2. Also repulsive but you can at least look at her without cringing. Commonly seen. No redeeming features. Cannot clean up or improve w makeup much.

3. A common sight, your basic unattractive but not hideous woman. Up to 1 redeeming feature. Your def not telling your friends about this one. She can clean up but not much.

4. This is where most women you start to notice will be placed. Not good looking but far from hideous. Up to 2 redeeming features. Beer goggles make her a 7 to you. She cleans up pretty good and with good style / makeup she can look decent or at least perfectly bangable to average guys on lonely nights.

5. She has a few redeeming features, cannot compete with her good looking friends but she can still get a date. She cleans up well and can pass for pretty at the right angles in pics. Extremely common to see. Is quick to be written off by dumpy guys with "fake standards" but in reality they are lucky to even get with a girl like this on their best day.

6. The sweet friend or girl next door. She has up to 3 redeeming features and can clean up well. She will never be a beauty queen and she will always be the backup plan for the good looking guys who strike out with their hotter targets. The dream of dumpy dweebs everywhere who are grounded in reality and know this is their 10. If your hanging out with her and people mistake her for your girlfriend you are not embarrassed, she can blend in.

7. This is where the genuinely pretty and hot women start. They can clean up amazingly well, get plenty of looks on the street and are targeted by men all around her. She can be polarizing to men. Some will call her a beauty, others will call her a bit plain, its a toss up. At the right angle she's a dream, at normal angles she's just pretty. Even looks decent at her worst. At this point you start counting flaws instead of redeeming features. Up to 3 flaws, easily pointed out and 2 of them are not debateable, even if small.

8. Genuinely hot. The girl that makes you look when she walks in the room. Up to 2 flaws max, with 1 being non debateable and they are easy to spot even behind the beauty or glam. The envy of alot of women and the object of affection of all but great looking or rich guys.

*Warning. 9-10 are highly debateable. Tough to distinguish between sometimes. *.

9. Most men will never get with a 9 in their lifetime. Rarely seen outside of porn or upscale events. They only have 1 debateable flaw and you have to really look or nitpick to find it. A stunner even at her worst. Just being in the same room with her is a bit uncomfortable but you want to keep getting looks at her.

10. Perfection. Zero debateable flaws. Much like the sun, you can't look at her for more than a few seconds without turning away. Its just too nerve wracking and boner inducing. She makes rooms and situations tense due to the sexual tension she creates just by being in them.

Now, before you claim you fucked a 9, revise the scale description first. The older a monger gets, the more attractive young girls become. Fucking a girl who is 1/2 or 1/3 of your age does not mean you are fucking an 8 or a 9 - you are merely fucking a girl 1/2 or 1/3 of your age. Pussy in Colombia is so affordable and plentiful, that when an older fat insecure monger comes down there form the USA Sex prison, he is so overwhelmed that wants to fuck anything that moves and has a pussy, and any pussy becomes an 8 or 9 to him.

[ColombiaLover]

After having to cut my month-long trip in June short by 10 days, happy to be back in MDE for a short trip. I arrived yesterday. Saw my 19 year old non-pro. She's sweet and she's learning. She's a little shy and I think she wants something with me (even though I tactfully remind her that this will not happen). But she seems to save it for me, so I can't complain. Last night I had a 29 year old from Tinder over. I have had no luck with Tinder until now. She is also a non-pro. Has a job. She was a little scared to meet me, but I gave her a choice of coming to the apartment and eating domocilio or meeting at a restaurant and she wanted to come here (and try the jacuzzi). We ate. She was cool. She felt comfortable with me. We enjoyed the jacuzzi. I played it cool. I asked her if she wanted a massage. She accepted. Normal massage at first. Shoulders, neck, back. But then I moved down to her ass and thighs. Massaging everything, but never touching her pussy. That was the key. Her anticipation. The bed was soaking wet with her juice! I discovered quickly that she enjoyed my finger in her ass, which I enjoy doing. Then moved my fingers to her wet pussy. Decided to treat her to the vibrator and she loved it. Multi-orgasms. Super wet. And of course my reward was fucking her. I probably could have fucked her ass also, but I wanted to feel her wet pussy and it was good. The only thing she did not / would not do is give me a BJ. NOt sure why, but since I was not paying, I was not going to argue. Had a great session. Loved to watch her cum. Loved playing with her ass. And unlike a lot of pros, when we finished, we laid in bed together for a while just enjoying the time.

This morning I was supposed to see a pro I have seen for 6 years, Vale Garcia. Vale is my type. She is small and skinny, yet she has great tits for a small girl. Delicious pussy. Good kisser. And best of all, she works hard for your orgasm. BBBJ, BBFS. I had not seen her in a while, so set up things for this morning. It is always good to have a morning girl, since many girls only want afternoon or night. I was kind of looking forward to it, because she can always make me cum. Even though I came with two chicas yesterday. Unfortunately, she cancelled this morning. At least she gave me 2 hours noticed and offered the afternoon, but I declined since my non-pro college girl is coming and I need to be ready to give it to her. She is another great find. She is 20 now, but I've known her since she was 15 (I dated her cousin). She had no experience, but she's slowly been getting better and she loves to get eaten and to get fuck. So I prefer to same my leche for her.

Funny how the free girls always show up and never give me drama. It's always something with the paid girls. The free girls take more time and effort than the prepagos (obviously), but in the end, they have been working out much better. I have a few more prepagos on my list. Maybe tonight.

[MiamiSammy]

For sure, to each his own when it comes to mode of mongering. For me, in culling for chicas, the essentials do include true beauty in face and figure, some hard to define but "know-it-when-you see-it", overt sexuality, and a playful, flirtatious personalityand my being prepared to pay some premium for the above if / when need be.

That said, for those of you who, like Surfer500, reside in the "they all look the same in the dark" camp, you will find confirmation in Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

What a treat to find such a great Franklin quote!

[SavePros321]

I had the same problem when I was in Medellin last. Worse, I had forgotten my iPad back home, and my passwords. So, I resorted to effectivo. I hope to fix that on my next trip.

Cool man! Glad to see that this information was needed!

Again, I would delete all of your cards from the app and start all over. Add the card, click the option to verify it, then get the trial charge amount from your bank account and enter it into Rappi. Just don't order food in the app before verifying the card, because you won't be able to verify later (and you will get that disappearing window that Mr. E was talking about until you delete the card from the app and start over).

[Turgid]

.... Do I try to hire Mel out and give it another shot? Do I try another casa / escort and see if the experience is better? Or stick with non-pros and see if I can find one that's down for something casual?...

It seems important for you to get positive feedback from the girl. I think you should give Mel another shot. She's new to the business and girls generally warm up to a guy after the first encounter. The second should be good and the third even better.

[SavePros321]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears.

Yes! Same thing was happening to me. That's when I decided to use another card but got the idea to just verify the other card as soon as I added it. That disappearing window thing is what tipped me off to just delete the old card (but I had an order in progress before they locked me out of that card, so I had to wait about a day or so and then was able to delete it and add it again).

After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

Just go back into the app and delete all of your cards. But add them one by one after verifying the card. The Rappi trial charge shows up in your bank account in seconds.

I went back and added my previous card after deleting it (a rewards card), and as soon as I added it I verified it with Rappi before using it and haven't had any more problems since.

[SavePros321]

Wish I saw this 3 days ago. I was wondering what the hell that was and eventually figured it out and successfully added my 2nd card. The other thing is it defaults you to effectivo. So if you are short on effectivo, then it drains it more! LOL.

Funny thing, I literally had just 20 mil in my room, and the order was 77 mil. Luckily my chica had 60 mil to lend me and that saved the day.

Yes, thankfully I had my backup cards and keep extra pesos just in case of stuff like this. Nothing worse than having a chica over who has the munchies and your card gets declined in Rappi and you don't have enough pesos to cover the cash option, LOL! Has not happened to me yet, but I created that post in hopes of helping others avoid that situation in the future.

[FatmanSlayer]

Couple things I noticed this trip.

1. I feel like Parque Lleras is turning into Centro. Where did all the hot girls go that were here 6 months ago? It's literally just the same group of Centro rats that come over to Parque Lleras at night. I walked around for like 5 hours and found like 1 or 2 okay-ish ones. 6 Months ago, I could easily find someone I think is hot in like an hour or less.

2. Stank pussies. A lot of these girls don't seem to have great hygiene down there.

3. The electricity at my place in Poblado went out like twice in one day. Each time for like 4 hours. Sucks being on the 20th floor.

[FatmanSlayer]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

Something similar happened to me. I would press verify, the window would open but then nothing would happen. I fixed it by removing the card, re-adding the card, and reverifying. Rappi is a POS. Never worked on my first 2 trips, finally sort of working this trip.

[HumptyHump]

Trip preparation.

I have been reading the forum and trying to prepare for a trip to Medellin for the last six months. I had no idea when I would have the opportunity to visit, but enjoyed reading the forum nonetheless. Created a facebook account after reading the very helpful post by jjbee on the topic, and started adding FB chicas. Within a month I had about 80 chicas on my friend list. As luck would have it, an opportunity presented for me to travel to Medellin. Started looking for a place on AirBnb. My biggest worry was ending up in a place that did not allow chicas. So made a shortlist of the places I was interested in. From my shortlist I messaged the host asking them if guests were allowed. Most were okay with guests, advising that visiting guests needed to bring ID. I picked a 3 bedroom on the fourth floor at a building in Laureles. Wanted an extra room that was only for the chicas, so my stuff would be safe in my room.

Day 1 - Saturday.

Arrived at midnight. I didn't have any trouble completing Check Mig online as some other BMs reported. There was a line at immigration, but it wasn't too bad. Was asked typical questions such as "how long are you staying and address of where you are staying". After a couple minutes, was stamped through. My friend flew in from Miami at the same time, and met him just past immigration. There is a bank of ATMs, just as you leave the secure customs area. Withdrew 400 k COP at a rate of about 3500 COP to 1 USD, on my Charles Schwab card. My friend wanted to exchange USD at the money exchange places that you run into as you leave customs. They were quoting a horrible rate - 2900 COP to $1 USD. I remember a BM had reported that he was able to get a better rate at the cambios on the second floor. So we tried that and got a rate of 3600 plus pesos. What a racket those guys are running downstairs. So guys, take the escalators upstairs and save yourselves a bunch of cash. My friend was going to leave on Sunday, so he needed to get a covid test done at the airport. Asked around and found the white tent outside the airport that does the test. Man, those guys are slow. We were the only ones there, and dude took 15 minutes to fill up a form. No wonder guys have been complaining about missing their flights while trying to get the covid test at the airport. Anyways, test was 105 k COP, and results were sent via whatsapp within 40 minutes. Our airbnb host had arranged for a private car and driver for us to get to the airbnb (90 k cop). Driver found us at the white tent and off we went.

Had a couple chicks booked for 11 am off of facebook. Sindy for my buddy and Rami for me. Shared the address with them the previous night. Day of, Sindy pulls a Houdini. Never shows. Rami shows up just on time. Rami is 19, brown skin, large natual tits, wears braces and has the nicest smile. She didn't stop smiling the entire time she was here. Great personality. Has a curious mind. Asked a lot of questions about where we were from, our culture, food, etc. She was dynamite in bed. Except anal, nothing was off the table. She let me take a bunch of pictures and videos. We were getting hungry, so we ordered lunch on Rappi. Rappi required a local Colombian number for 2 factor authentication, and since I didn't have a local number yet, Rami let me use her number with Rappi. Wrapped up the session with a great lunch and sent her on her way with her gift and 50 k extra for taxi. I know taxi doesn't cost that much, but I really enjoyed my time with her and wanted to show my appreciation.

Wanted to do some sightseeing, so took an Uber to Museo Castillo in El Poblado. Castle from 1931, built by a rich guy, turned into a museum. Grounds were quite nice. Great views of the Medellin valley. Then off to Unicentro mall to buy a sim card. Asked around and found Movistar. 20 k for a 7 day plan with 4 GB data. Good enough for me. The Exito at the Uni Centro mall is quite nice.

My friend still had not been with a girl and was leaving the following day. So we decided to hit up Spa Fantasias Energy in Laureles, as it was 10 minutes from our airbnb. Get there around 8 pm, the place closes at 9 pm. We are greeted at the door, and asked if we wanted a drink. We ask for water and wait at the small seating area for the girls. They show up one by one, do a little twirl to demonstrate their assets and tell us their name and number. There were about 10 to 12 girls, and they were all good looking. We both pick two girls with large tits. Thinking back, we should have picked the girls that were smiling at us, instead of letting the little guy pick girls with fake tits. Pay 145 k each (5 k each for the waters that we thought were complimentary), and get led upstairs to our room. Room has one bed, and a small bathroom. Massage is very perfunctory and lasts about 5 minutes. Flip, girl puts on the condom and start fucking. No kisses on the mouth, blow job with condom, quoted 100 k for oral natural which I pass, no FIV, but she allows multiple positions. She tries her best to get me to come quickly, by putting her legs together, or by trying to go faster. I fight back by spreading her legs in missionary, slowing down, and changing positions often. This tug of war goes on for about 15 minutes, and I decide to concede the battle. Opt for a hand job finish which she does extremely well. I meant to tip her, but we started talking and I completely forget. My bad. She works from 10 am until 9 pm - 11 hours a day. To be honest I felt pretty bad for her. We were out in about 25 minutes. I had a read a lot about the casas on the forum and was excited to try one. Casas are not really my thing. Girls look tired, and there are too many restrictions. Facebook girls are a much better experience.

While waiting for our Uber, we encounter a strange sight. About 10 to 15 buses decked out in flowers and ribbons come swerving down the road, blaring their horns, and blasting music. They were literally swerving from one side of the road to the other, at considerable speed, while cars and motorbikes were trying to overtake them. I don't know what the hell that was, but my friend thought it might have been a wedding procession. Does anybody know what we witnessed?

My friend leaves at noon on Sunday, so we line up Maria from facebook to meet us at 9 am on Sunday.

[HumptyHump]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

My Rappi verification code showed up a day late. So if you don't see the charge on your account right then, check back a day later. It was weird, I was able to pay with my credit card on my first order without any verification, but it wanted verification on my second order. So had to pay that in cash, until I was able to verify the next day.

[JustTK]

Or Redd Foxx's summation of that: They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell.

I like that. :

[MarquisdeSade1]

For sure, to each his own when it comes to mode of mongering. For me, in culling for chicas, the essentials do include true beauty in face and figure, some hard to define but "know-it-when-you see-it", overt sexuality, and a playful, flirtatious personalityand my being prepared to pay some premium for the above if / when need be.

That said, for those of you who, like Surfer500, reside in the "they all look the same in the dark" camp, you will find confirmation in Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

9's and 10's as putas or non putas are extremely extremely rare anywhere in this world you may look.

In the rare event you find one, 9 times out of 10 the service will be lackluster, I have found a few and no matter who you.

Are or what you pay, you will probably be disappointed.

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Mindblowing PSE supercedes illusion any day of the week.

https://humour360.com/sexy-nsfw/93-p...thout-make-up/

IMO most females in the world, putas non putas pornstars et al are all ugly once you remove that mask of makeup.

Most are a fraud, a bunch of make up, A $300 haircut, and too many mongers on here think she's a goddess.

[Lefeu]

...Hope this helps folks avoid this problem in the future!

I had the same problem when I was in Medellin last. Worse, I had forgotten my iPad back home, and my passwords. So, I resorted to effectivo. I hope to fix that on my next trip.

[Knowledge]

I guess I need to stock up on ice cream.

I totally agree with you, I've been looking for someone who would spend money on the higher end girls, all that casas and centro girls are low grade and their conversation it's also very basic and low, I'm hispanic and I speak spanish and after sex I usually want to talk to the girls and the street girls have nothing to say that it's worth anything, I guess you get what you pay for.