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02-12-22 04:14 #52645
Posts: 5465Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
In the lime flavored salty snacks department try plantanos verdes, green plantain chips. I was at a webcam university class hosted by Juan Bustos, with 15+20 webcam models. At the end little bags of plantanos verdes were handed out and they all went nuts. It's a favorite snack. Cheetos are also popular. Avoid anything spicy.
Also sweet snacks always go over great. Bring some cheap chocolates with you.
For alcoholic drinks, most like Smirnoff Ice. Rum and tequila are also well received. Just get some mixers. If you're in an apartment with cooking utensils you can make guarapo. You can find recipes online.
Instead of bar soap, bring some scented body wash. They will love it. Try visiting Victoria's Secret before your trip. Buy a few of whatever is on sale. A $3 gift from there will be treated like you you spent $20 or more.
If you're in a nice place, most girls will want to take some selfies. However, most have a cheap phone. If they do, and you have a phone with a better camera, offer to take some pictures for them. They will love the better photos and you get some pictures of them.
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02-12-22 03:44 #52644
Posts: 1643OMG Fake Tits PTSD
Originally Posted by DriftClouds [View Original Post]
I don't have anything productive to add, I dunno, do you have to touch them? If they look good enough to fool you then just don't touch them, perception is reality, jajjajaa.
The Cadillac of the boob jobs, under the pectoralis m with the incision line hidden in the anterior axillary crease, they even feel norrmal to the touch. I bought a pair of those for my ex-wife and trust me, it's worth it to go Top Shelf when it comes to boob jobs. And I am not even a boob man. She wanted them, not me.
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02-12-22 03:29 #52643
Posts: 5465Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
I've had good luck with making jokes with the girls.
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02-12-22 03:23 #52642
Posts: 319What bank give best exchange rate?
I tried Servibank and Banco Colombia and they both gave me about 3650 to take cash out.
Are there any banks that give close to true rate?
TIA.
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02-12-22 01:23 #52641
Posts: 26Originally Posted by DzikaBomba [View Original Post]
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02-12-22 00:01 #52640
Posts: 582If I didn't know better I was thinking you were giving them a bunch of pink powder. They coming up there for free --they must be getting something. Is it going up their nose?
Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
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02-11-22 23:50 #52639
Posts: 46A new guy here ready to start the journey and have couple of questions
Hello friends. I am planning my trip from North Carolina.
1. How do you set up your Facebook profile so girls can find you? Some people mentioned it here, I think it is a good idea because I am not a party guy, I couldn't imagine me being in the club and flirting with all the ladies, but that's something I want to do in the future, and getting comfortable with facebook is a good starting point, right?
2. I have fake tits PTSD. Like long time ago, I paid a prostitute in China with big price (equivalent to about $200 USD), but quality is not guaranteed because it is an underground business in China. And turn out her big boob were fake and "broken". Her fake tits drops all the way down to her waist. It is like a horror movie, seriously. And her face is plastic too. I freaked out and have problem with erection. Since then, I avoid all big boobs hookers. It is sad because I actually like big boobs. But since then I even have problem with normal fake tits (fake tits that hold up). Here is my questions: It is easy to tell a fake tits Asian hookers, because Asian has small tits. But how to distinguish a fake tits chica? Because natural big tits are out there in Colombia and I am really craving for it, they kind of mixed with some fake tits, I guess? How did you guys distinguish if the chica has fake tits before paying her?
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02-11-22 22:58 #52638
Posts: 1643Thanks for the positive vibes
Originally Posted by Sargon76 [View Original Post]
A small percentage of Users here would agree with us. A roughly equally small percentage would tell you I am a pathetic degenerate not worth of the space I occupy in the time continuum, jeje. The vast majority I will lump together as either they don't give a shit or they find me mildly amusing and I think that is my favorite group.
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02-11-22 19:56 #52637
Posts: 1643More than a few suggestions
Originally Posted by Sargon76 [View Original Post]
They love weed more than the Tussi (pink shit, pink powder, recreational drug) and they almost all have weed on them. If you want to get on their good side tell them to bring a blunt or whatever it is they call it and that you will pay for it after they arrive and it will cost you five bucks or less.
Music is a must, and don't use your fuckin cell phone or laptop. A blue tooth speaker with good sound can be bought here for well under 50 mil COP or $12 USD.
Mekatos or snacks and trend toward anything that is limon flavored, which means lime here. They love jugo or juice and Hit brand is your go-to there.
If you want to take it to the next level, I have posted many times about the ROI (Return on Investment) on mirrors. Strategically placed so they can see themselves dancing. My buddy took the huge mirror off his hotel room wall and angled it so they can watch themselves fucki in bed. They love it and they love porn. You can buy a full length hall mirror for ten dollars at one of the many Dollar Stores around. Those stores are called something else here but you will know them when you see them.
Finally, the pink shit or Tussi will be your most expensive upgrade, and that takes some legwork. That is also something you can ask the girls to bring to you, but the ones you don't know will rip you off. Next try Taxi drivers. I would not buy it on the street, too dangerous although gringos do it all the time.
I also like to use Listerine in front of them before I get started. They are mostly clean freaks to the point of being germaphobic. Plus I have never caught an oral disease from a girl from sex. That is exceedingly rare to begin with but the Listerine seals the deal.
Lubrication, nothing wrong with good old fashioned KY Jelly. You want water-soluble. Doesn't stain the sheets and doesn't degrade latex condoms like grease based lubricant.
I am sure I forgot a couple of items and I will make a comprehensive list one of these days. Trust me, the chicas appreciate it.
Oh yeah, by a longshot their favorite beer is Corona, and some of them prefer it at room temperature! Go figure, jajajaja.
Another one, I always keep an extension cord with three kinds of charger cables hooked up, Android, Apple, and Bluetooth. These chicas don't believe in topping off, they seem to always let their phones run dead and that instantly puts them in a bad mood.
If you shower in front of them it puts them at ease knowing that you are clean. On a five girl day I take five showers as ridiculous as that sound. For a girl you don't know, keep eyes on them at all times, make sure they are in the bathroom with you at the same time for the entire shower. You can take a one minute shower, they just want you to see lather up your dick and ass, then rinse.
Buy a nice bar of Dove soap with Shea butter at the Dollar store for fifty cents. They will usually want to take a shower before or after sex or both. Hand them the soap as a gift or regalo and your ROI will be as if you spent five dollars and not fifty cents in their unfathomable Colombian minds.
The Lubriderm skin lotion is for giving and getting massages. I have never seen a female culture that was more into massages than here. If you know what you are doing, they will melt under your touch and turn themselves inside out for you.
I hope you find this info helpful and that is works for you. I regurgitated it off the top of my head without any rewrites so please forgive any readability issues.
Now you've got yourself a fiesta!
Keep On Keepin' On!
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02-11-22 18:46 #52636
Posts: 1643Transparent Rankings
Originally Posted by Jimbox [View Original Post]
I came to Medellin for one girl, me Numero Uno Novia Catgirl roughly three years ago. I did not know Medellin was a mongering destination.
Being a mongerer at the core, I quickly took advantage of the situation after I first arrived.
The system was not planned, it formed itself, teleologically, which is a thought process I have been using for decades that works well for me.
The girls are ranked 1-10 based solely on my opinion. Except that Catgirl is guaranteed the Number One position. We have an open relationship and she also has other boyfriends and I am her Number One, also.
The Chicas know their numbers and I think it is fair to say the vie for position. Roughly Numbers 1-3 or 4 are novias, 5-7 are amigas, 8-10 are chicas.
Novias get special privileges the others do not enjoy. Of course, that translates to more dinero. This is Colombia, after all.
There are unwritten rules and the system is fluid. A girl with a lower ranking has to defer to the wishes and opinion of a higher ranked chica. I may stop using the system tomorrow or it may continue for years. No one believed it would last this long. No matter what happens, I consider it a successful experience.
There have been seismic shifts in the rankings this trip. The list was otherwise fairly stable for over 12 months. At least 8 of the chicas on my list I have known for over two years. When I referred to Number Five before, today I am not sure who that exactly would be, Purrfekt Piel, or Super Groovy, or Sexy Dexy. I need to update and redo the list.
I have never suggested the system is universal or would work for others. I think you have to be more than a little crazy and your brain has to hardwired somewhat for the teleological thinking I mentioned earlier, in order for my system to work.
Clear as mud? Jajajaja Ostee Out.
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02-11-22 15:50 #52635
Posts: 70Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
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02-11-22 14:52 #52634
Posts: 682 million prepagos
Originally Posted by BlueChange [View Original Post]
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2 million, maybe it's a "famous" model?
Todays prices have gone down since the venzolanas started to invade and corona made girls unemployed etc. Maybe also an even more allowing culture. When I paid 400 k, 100 k was still normal it was reaching 150, aiming at 200 k, but now prices are much alike they where ten years ago. Not the same structure, but the usual annual-rise seems halted. But now US reports 7,5% inflation, it will spread to Colombia?
Quality; we old boys who have made the usual places too many times and it takes time for us to "reload"; where can we find those really superhot ones. Exchange rate are superfavourable so. I have been in Medellin with US dollar being at 1750, now it's more like 4000; one million for a superprony babe for 5 hours? Where+ on FB social media, IG? Or only by "recommendation"?
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02-11-22 14:05 #52633
Posts: 1643Another Run ends with a bang, pun intended
Calling and end to this latest Epic Run at 2 AM Friday morning. Started Tuesday evening around 9. Some random pics to follow, I say random because they were not truly representative of what transpired. When the really hawt stuff gets going, no one is thinking about reaching for a camera, and if you do, the Hawthorne Effect plays in, meaning observation changes behavior. That's pretty easy to understand especially when the behavior being observed is nasty sex. Even inhibited people will alter their behavior when they know they are being filmed. "Normal" people will tighten up and get more shy, but if she's a real freak or abnormal as I am, they will ham it up and exaggerate behavior for the camera. So it works both ways.
If you never heard of the Hawthorne Effect before, it might be worth a Google. The concept is profound and pervasive through all different aspects of society and disciplines in science.
I've never felt this good at the end of a run before. I think it's because I took a few power naps along the way, and I regulated the pink shit a little more wisely. Practice makes Purrfekt, jeje.
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02-11-22 11:01 #52632
Posts: 23Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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02-11-22 09:11 #52631
Posts: 366Originally Posted by AmoMedellin [View Original Post]