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01-06-21 17:35 #43090
Posts: 4026Welcome back and sorry about the apartment woes. You should start working on your plan b if you haven't already. I doubt you would be denied a refund under the circumstances you described.
Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 16:47 #43089
Posts: 3801Originally Posted by GrownMan1 [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 15:58 #43088
Posts: 516I feel for you. Thats the crapshoot that is airbnb. I hate it but at the same time love it. Sometimes you can find good deals. But recently I've had better luck with hotels and I know what I'm getting.
Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 15:20 #43087
Posts: 1643Colombia does indeed have a lot of holidays
Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]
Random pics of my Numero Uno Girl and Novia, you have seen her at CatGirl before. She is up on the Family Pueblo picking coffee beans, perfect time for me to fly into Medellin under the radar and see the rest of the girls in my line-up.
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01-06-21 15:12 #43086
Posts: 2579Save your breathe E
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
Mark Twain.
You can't fix stoopid bro.
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01-06-21 15:11 #43085
Posts: 335Quick entry update
I haven't had time to read the last several pages, but I will give a quick update:
Arrived at MDE from PTY.
Migracion wanted to see passport and checkmig form. He asked my where I'm staying and for how long.
That was it. Nothing about PCR.
I saw on FB that a guy recently arrived and they told him they would begin the PCR or Quarantine restriction on Jan 12, but I have not had any time to verify that.
Back in heaven but with a fucking gong show of an apartment. They fucking place didn't even have pillows! They rushed to get it "ready" and the owner supposedly didn't know it's condition. I slept 3 hours since Sunday, going into last night, thanks to Spirit Airlines. All I wanted was a decent night sleep, and I arrived to no pillows, the loudest A / see in the world, no blinds / drapes, a mattress that feels like the floor, and a blanket that feels like a rug. Good times. Jacuzzi was almost overflowing with water and had shit all over the seats / bottom.
I sent a huge list of requests and said if it can't be done by tomorrow (toque de queda) to return my money and I'll find another place. Not a good start.
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01-06-21 15:09 #43084
Posts: 4026So help me understand, there are guys who can't get fucked out of Gustos even if they pay US $300? It doesn't seem real to me. Maybe it's beyond the comprehension of a Centro rat.
Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 12:12 #43083
Posts: 5466Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 09:21 #43082
Posts: 47Mother and Daughter
Folks,
I got one for you.
So, I land in Medellin from Cartagena at around 8:30 pm. I've been living in Medellin for a couple of months now, and II only went to Cartagena for the long weekend, and I've missed me some fo that easy Medellin access. So I get home, shower, change, and what do I do? I head to La Isla.
Now, it's my first time in La Isla. But I wanted to go big after the Cartagena frustrations, so why not. I get there, and the place has more women than chairs. I mean, wow.
To get to the main story: this chick comes by, and starts flirting. While we're sitting, the chick that was just dancing on stage comes by, asks for a tip. I dig into the pocket, and the smallest bill is a 5 mil. I pay it. The dancer leaves. Then I go back to talking to the chick that was with me. I decide I don't want to go with her. Is she my type? More or less, yes. She's thin, with some ass. That's what I like. But she's a little advanced in the years, so I tell her "sweetheart, I don't wish any company now. But you're sweet for coming by, thank you" in Spanish.
She received it like a lady, but what impressed me most was what she said next. She said babe, you might want to exchange your cash for 2's, so that you don't keep tipping with 5's. She sends a guy my way to get me change, kisses me on the cheek and leaves. I really liked that.
Well, after an hour f walking around La Isla, and getting bedazzled by the stuff over there, I decide you know what? Sure this girl is a little old, but at least she deserves it, and she's familiar to me. Plus, she seems to know absolutely everybody in the club--this will be a good first introduction to La Isla. I find her. She's a little drunk at this point, but I go with her nonetheless. I pay the 300 mil house fee, and we go to the room.
We get into the room, and all is good. We begin going at it, and boy it's fun. But! She's a little drunk, and I notice it. 20 minutes later she turns to me, says "baby, can you finish?" I say uhh, later, why? She says "well, I'm really drunk. " And at this point, I can see that the alcohol really got to her. She was beyond tipsy. She was hammered, and she doesn't feel well. She begins contorting on the bed, her stomach convulsing.
It was a buzzkill for me. I just forked 300 mil, and you can't continue? But some angel descends upon me at that moment, and says "be a gentleman". Immediately my attitude changes, I get up, I ask the cleaning lady for a bottle of water, and I help her to the bathroom. She throws up. Comes back, feels better but the dose of shame and regret falls upon her. Begins saying how much she's ashamed, how this never happened to her. I comfort her, tell her it's nothing, relax.
Then the kicker comes. How old do you think I am? I say Ii don't know, 31 maybe? (I'm lying course). She says babe, I'm old enough that I have a daughter who works here. My ears perk up. Daughter, you say? We go back to the main lounge, and I insist that she pint out her daughter. She doesn't want to do it, because not many people know about that, and her daughter is embarrassed by it. But I get it out of her nonetheless, and she points out her daughter.
I don't have a huge mother / daughter fantasy. But what an opportunity to say "I've banged a mother and a daughter in the same night once". I am a mortal, after all. So after the daughter I go.
The daughter was sweet as sugar. Definitely her mother's daughter--same facial mannerisms, and even more sweet. She doesn't have her mother's bed game, but god is she sweet? And great vivacious personality too, just makes you happy to be with her. BTW, mother is 40; daughter is 21.
Time well spent. 600 mil in the hole, yes, but I suppose my hypothetical future grandkids may be proud of this one.
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01-06-21 08:16 #43081
Posts: 2934Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 06:53 #43080
Posts: 81Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 06:49 #43079
Posts: 81Originally Posted by Queens35 [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 05:46 #43078
Posts: 2490Originally Posted by LivingFossil [View Original Post]
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01-06-21 03:52 #43077
Posts: 2579Save your breathe E
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
Since they can't dazzle anyone with brilliance, they will settle for baffling you with bullshit!! LMAO.
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01-06-21 03:36 #43076
Posts: 15926Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
What Sang was originally talking about is not something the girls do because they are smart, but it is simply something they learned from trial and error. The least intelligent person can touch a hot stove 3 times and pretty much will not do it again. A chick bangs 3 young stud el cheapo mongers 3 times and 3 old fart big spender mongers 3 times then through trial and error she may decide to go mostly for the easy bigger money or figure out what to say to certain people to get the extra money. It has nothing to do with being smart.
I once worked with a young redneck guy and I could not give him enough money to convince him that the sun is a star. But he was damn good at selling what we had to sell and doing the job we had to do. Still, I would in no way classify him as either smart or intelligent. He just happened to be good at that one thing through repetition and trail and error.