Medellin Reports

[NormalAsianKid]

Woke up horny after not fucking the previous night so I shot off like 15 messages to milerotic ads seeing who would respond first. The 2 things I searched for were 18 yo(cause I found that it seems like the younger ones who aren't jaded yet perform better instead of the older experienced ones surprisingly) and promocion since a lot of ads were doing 60 mil an hour promos. Seems like there are a lot of mini casas in Laureles near my apartment so I started to form a plan in my head to tour them all. One finally messaged me back around 10 am and I was on my way. I get to her apartment and I'm met at the door by 2 girls that look very similar and I can't tell which one I was talking to LOL. They are older than advertised (maybe mid 20's) but still fairly attractive (maybe 7's). They proceed to tell me that they only do 3 somes (weird) but their 3rd friend who just walked out does solos. I am weary of 3 somes with girls I haven't tried before. I decide to go with their friend who is a little overweight (5.5-6 ish). I probably would've walked out in normal circumstances but nobody else had responded to me and I was horny that morning from skipping the night before.

This is where things get interesting. She gives me an incredible BJ with condom. Then she proceeds to start making out hardcore with me while riding me. Sucking on my lips so hard I thought I was going to get a lip hickey. Moaning the whole time, she was super into it, made me forget she was a prostitute. After I nut, she cleans me up then tries to "upsell" me. She offers me a BBBJ for another 20 mil. I'm thinking LOL if she thinks she can get me hard and make me cum right now I'll gladly give her an extra 20 mil. Sure enough, she gets to work and sure enough she got me cumming in her mouth like 15 minutes later. We spent the remainder of the time laying there making out. Tipped her an extra 20 k for the great service. Came out to 100 k for 2 shots, BBBJCIM for the second. Would recommend and as you'll see, would repeat. Also, at one point, I asked to use the bathroom and she opens the door to check for people and I saw another monger come in for the other 2 girls. I'm guessing the other 2 already had a 3 some scheduled with someone so they were going to see if they could double dip with me and make him wait.

This is also the day I found out about menu del Dias. They are basically lunch specials from 12-3 pm. A ton of modern restaurants do a 4-5 course menu with a soup, salad, drink, main course, and dessert for 10-15 mil. It's a great deal and there's a lot of good restaurants that do it. Would highly recommend.

Had session with the girl that canceled on me the night before planned for 8 pm. Surprise surprise, she cancels on me again so I message the 3 some girl from earlier asking if she was free and willing to do solo (figured the only did 3 somes was a lie. Lots of lying WG in Colombia). She said yes so I head over to her place. I get into her apartment and she's not there LOL (guessing she double booked me again and was already with someone) so I decide to repeat with the girl I had earlier. This time she starts with BBBJ and is even more into the sex and making out. I was fingering her while she was giving me a BJ and she was soaking through her panties. 2 shots later, I'm laying there exhausted. I pay her 80 mil and leave. Another great session. At this point, I learned that service is so much important than looks. At one point, she offered me anal for another 50 mil and I passed at the time. Might go back for it since I know she has really good service and I've never done it before. I go back to my apartment and order some Colombian food from rappi and go to sleep. 4/4 nights ordering late night food.

TLDR: I learned that service is more important than looks.

More to come tomorrow. Going to guatape so I'll have a 2 hour bus ride to write the rest of the reports.

[Balboa]

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

What is a nekkit selfie? 🤪

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 3.

Had a lazy morning this day since I had to check out of the mansion and to an Airbnb in Laureles. Very sweet old lady at the front desk. Gave her some chocolates to hopefully not have any issues with chicas. Didn't end up bringing any chicas in due to cancellations / poor planning but saw other guests at the apartment complex signing girls in. Unsure of guest fee but the air bnb message said no extra charge.

Decided to check out new life casa in centro (far I know but ubers are cheap, never more than 12 mil). I'm a big fan of how this casa works. It is a pay as you go so the girl is actually incentivized to try to keep you there longer and make the sex / massage last longer. Think prices were 50 k for half 75 for 45 min and 90 for an hour. The pimp paraded out the lineup of 10-15 chicas. Picked out Daniella. Late 20's / early 30's, big fake titties that were still surprisingly soft (guess she already had decent size tits before the implants) and a big (maybe fake) butt but still pretty skinny. Would call her a 7 (probably 9 when she was younger). We showered together and then she started she got to business. Don't remember if it was BBBJ or CBJ but remembered it being a solid BJ. Then we moved onto sex and they had this chair like contraption they use for cowgirl and reverse cowgirl where you lie down on it and it's thin enough that the girl can get both legs around you and have her feet on the ground. Sorta like a thin pool chair that's laid most of the way back. But was a big fan of this chair, it lets you do cowgirl and be sitting upright enough to suck on her tits and make out with her while she's riding you. Came after half an hour and asked her to massage me. I love getting my legs massaged after sex. It reminds me of rolling after the gym. But she finished the massage, ended up being 90 k, tipped her an extra 20 since she did a good job. One thing that surprised me was I also bought a Gatorade from the pimp during the lineup and he told me to pay for it together at the end. After I paid at the end, I didn't realize it was already included in my payment so I paid the pimp another 6 mil for the Gatorade. Then as I'm walking away from the casa, the pimp actually chases me down to let me know I already paid for the Gatorade and return my 6 mil. So big bonus points for being a good guy that's not trying to rip off gringos.

Went to Mondongos for lunch since it's recommended as a must eat by google. Classic Colombian food with gigantic servings. I got the fried fish for 30 mil and it was big enough that I only ate a little over half and I am a 240 pound high kid for reference. Then walked 5 minutes to a weed ice cream shop. They sell a chocolate flavor and a lemon flavor of weed infused ice cream for 6 mil (9 for a large). I asked how that was possibly legal and the owner said when police come, she just gives them a free scoop and they love it LOL. Good enough for me. I think the chocolate tasted better / hid the weed better than the lemon. Feel free to PM me for more details but you should be able to find it on google easily enough. It's the only weed ice cream shop in Medellin.

Had a session planned with a Facebook girl but she ended up canceling on me so my night opened up. Decided to go to el cielo for their 13 course tasting menu. Ended up costing around 260 k. Personally I didn't think it was worth the price. The food was pretty experimental and had a bunch of things that tasted weird. I will note that I don't eat a lot of fancy food so it may just be my ignorant palate wasn't advanced enough to handle it LOL. But I somehow left the 13 course tasting menu not full. Got home to my airbnb and got a burger from a street lady on the way. Great 3/3 nights of eating junk food at 11 pm.

TLDR: would recommend pay as you go new life casa. Found a weed ice cream shop that was a 2 minute walk from my apartment. Chill night doing a tasting menu (possibly related to the weed ice cream).

[NormalAsianKid]

That's surprising. I guess I'm use to Thailand but it's usually the pretty girls that sit there detached and wait for you to approach them and they end up being terrible while the slightly less attractive girls work to get your attention cause they are more desperate. Guess it's just different in Colombia.

As far as asking the girl to send me pictures. I wasn't even smart enough to look at her pictures on Facebook LOL. Just see a hot blonde profile picture and my dick made the rest of my decisions LOL.

How did he get a signal down in that dungeon?

Remember an empty wagon makes the most noise. A chick will say anything to get you to the room. DON'T choose a chick that you think is saying all the right things. It is a trap. For this reason I don't need talking and I don't need any interviews. Choose a chick that will sit there and wait patiently without trying to fill you with bullshit.

Why not get them to send you normal fotos or cam with them, instead of juat going off what you see on facebook?

YES! That is why you will hardly see me boning a skeleton. I need a girl that has some cushion back there.

[Mr Enternational]

Go back down to the club to find my friend still finishing his first beer after the pitcher LOL. Guess he didn't need to wait all that long. He scheduled a session with a fb chick while he was waiting for later that night.

How did he get a signal down in that dungeon?

She was saying all the right stuff (about how wet she was and how she wasn't wearing panties and needed me inside her) so sure enough 15 minutes later, she convinced me to go with her. 100 k and she was at least a 7 so sure why not. We get to the room and she completely changes her attitude. Was not very into the sex at all and would be smoking, putting out, and relighting the blunt while I'm pounding her.

Remember an empty wagon makes the most noise. A chick will say anything to get you to the room. DON'T choose a chick that you think is saying all the right things. It is a trap. For this reason I don't need talking and I don't need any interviews. Choose a chick that will sit there and wait patiently without trying to fill you with bullshit.

She arrives and she is pretty close to her fb profile. Slightly less attractive but still pretty solid... She arrives at 9 pm and looks way different than her fb profile

Why not get them to send you normal fotos or cam with them, instead of juat going off what you see on facebook?

(One thing I'll note is I've always thought and still think I'm into petite girls but I find a big problem is that a lot of them have pretty bony asses so it kinda hurts my pelvis when I'm banging them doggystyle. Maybe it's my fault and I'm doing it wrong but does this happen to anyone else?

YES! That is why you will hardly see me boning a skeleton. I need a girl that has some cushion back there.

[Brother P]

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

I got to check out Bogota!

[JjBee62]

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

I don't understand how anyone couldn't find a girl on Facebook who they find attractive. I can understand not wanting to use Facebook, but can't see not being able to find someone you like there. It's like walking into the first casa, not seeing anyone you want and deciding there are no good women in Medellin.

I stopped building my Facebook list about 18 months ago. I'll still add one or two, but I don't need to work on it. It contains girls who range from 18-40. There are all natural girls, girls with boob and butt jobs, skinny girls, chubby girls, freaky girls, girl next door girls, models, nurses, manicurists. There's big boobs, flat chests, long hair, short hair, pink hair. Pretty much anything you could want. I don't have any serious gorditas, because I don't want them, but I know where to find a few of them.

I don't share my list, because that always seems to cause problems for me. However, if you go to the General thread, I recently wrote a step by step guide to getting started on Facebook.

Treat it just like the casas. If you don't find what you're looking for, keep looking.

[NormalAsianKid]

Breakfast is apparently included at the mansion from like 7-8:30 or 9:30 but I missed it both days I was here. Not upset about it though since I normally don't eat breakfast at home. Scheduled a session with ieraldin Gomez from fb for 11 am. She arrived a little late (as expected, apparently it's a Colombian thing to not be very punctual). She told me she was at the end of her period and still had a little blood but I figured I'the have a condom on so whatever, told her to come over anyways. She arrives and she is pretty close to her fb profile. Slightly less attractive but still pretty solid (7. 5, hotter if she used makeup for sure) Very petite girl. Had a see section to remove her kid and has the scar. A bit of a turnoff but not even close to the worst part of this story. Let me preface this part with the fact that I am not super well endowed so this is not my ego talking LOL. I like to think I'm average sized but if I'm being honest, I'm probably slightly below average. But this girl was insanely tight. When I tried to put it in, it was hard to fit and she started complaining it hurt. She asked if I had lube and I did not so what am I supposed to do. Well if you can probably see where this is going and if you guessed I ate her period pussy out to get it wet, you're right. She wasn't lying about the fact that it was at the end of her period and it was only a little bloody (maybe medium well). Couldn't see any blood but could definitely taste it a little. But I plowed on through cause Mommy didn't raise a quitter (besides on everything else I've quit). After 5 minutes of this, I put my dick back in. Still super tight but no more complaints. Fucked her in multiple positions. One thing I'll note is I've always thought and still think I'm into petite girls but I find a big problem is that a lot of them have pretty bony asses so it kinda hurts my pelvis when I'm banging them doggystyle. Maybe it's my fault and I'm doing it wrong but does this happen to anyone else? Or any advice?

Anyways I cum and we start hanging out. I brought my weed pen from America so we were hitting that. I also noticed though that she kept sniffing a bottle of something called PG2. Anyone know what this is? Someone said they think she was sniffing glue but idk. She had what looked like the original iPod turned into a phone so she kept using my phone to take pictures of herself. She wanted to go down to the pool to take more pictures so I obliged and I probably have a camera reel of like 30-50 pictures of her that she posted to her fb. She tried to put up pics with me in it but I had her take them down. Then we ordered food from Rappi, ate and I was all ready to go again. Don't remember anything crazy from the second round. Paid her 150 k plus taxi and she was on her way. Overall, she was very accommodating and nice but there were a couple things that were turnoffs (mostly not her fault). Would recommend to a friend but would not repeat.

After she left, I set up a session with another fb girl Emily Torres II for later that night. In the meantime, I decided to go to the Cambio at the mall down the hill and change some of the usd I brought over. Got it at 3160/1 so a much better deal than from the ATM. Walked around the mall a bit and ate some sushi at the food court. Wasn't great sushi but I take blame for this since I just ordered a roll at random rather than taking the time to translate what was in each roll. Seems like Colombian love sushi with creme cheese in it and mine was fried. Pretty cheap though (6 pieces for like 8 mill). I prefer not to eat too much before sessions. So I head back home and wait for Emily to arrive. We had agreed to 200 k for 2-3 hours while chatting. She arrives at 9 pm and looks way different than her fb profile picture. This is my fault though cause if you scroll through the rest of her pictures, she looks more similar. But she was chubbier and older than those pictures. A bunch of baby fat. But she was already here so I wasn't going to not fuck. We start talking with google translate, I give her a beer and she says she can only stay for 1 hour. I told her we agreed to 2-3 and if she was only staying for 1 hour, I'the only give her 100 k. We argue for a little and she says okay fine I will stay for 2-3 hours. I was secretly hoping she'the just accept the 100 k for 1 hour since I was not very attracted to her. Anyways, we have sex, nothing great. And I decide ID rather just send her home than spend more time with her and fucking her again (she wasn't annoying or anything. I just wasn't attracted to her and she wasn't great at sex, very motionless). So I pay her the 200 k + taxi and send her home. Apparently though, this girl has a sister so there's a chance I got the sister instead? Either way, I wouldn't risk it if she's willing to pull that.

I sadly order rappi and go to bed (cause I had a small dinner but it was fucking up my eating schedule cause that's 2 days in a row I ate at like 11 pm.

TLDR: Had a Bloody Mary for breakfast. Ieraldin Gomez (7/10 session better than strip club experiences). Would recommend but not repeat. Lack of research lead to a wasted night. Emily Torres II (4/10 looks 3/10 service) would not recommend.

[AdventureSeekr]

Heading down for 3 weeks in March for my first time. Staying at Blux. I usually pick the places I travel to for these three reasons: women, food and / or locally grown weed. Curious if anyone has found high quality outdoor cannabis in Medellin / surrounding areas and has a connection to share. PM if you can help. Thanks!

[NormalAsianKid]

First of all, I want to thank everyone who helped me prepare and research for my trip. I have a ton to report but only a little time so I'm going to do it in parts. Not looking to be yelled at, I know I made a bunch of mistakes but it is my first trip to Medellin so I'm still learning. Constructive feedback welcomed though. I will preface everything with the fact that I am an Asian kid that speaks almost no Spanish so that may be the source of a lot of my issues.

TLDR: Conjitas barra executivo and 7/10 first day in Medellin.

OK so to start I landed last Sunday. Saw some super cute girls at the airport so was immediately excited. Got picked up by airport service with the mansion. The mansion rooms are pretty nice but nothing to write home about. Best part was the giant mirror facing the bed. Saw a semi cute girl when I walked in (7-8) but she was with someone and I already had plans to meet up with another forum member this day. Ubered to his hotel in el centro and we started our day (4 pm ish at this point). First things first? We stopped at an ATM and I took out cash (came out to about 3000/1 after fees). Then went to a claro stand and bought a SIM card and 2 gb data for 20 mill. Much better than paying 10 $ usd a day for international roaming. So then we Walked around the park and church looking at streetwalkers. Walked around for probably 30 minutes but didn't see any that I liked. To be honest, I think the street walkers were probably a little hardcore for me since I'm pretty new to the mongering game. Then we decided to go check out conjitas strip club. Sat down and paid 20 mil for a pitcher of beer. Club was pretty empty, maybe 7 girls at the club. We finished the pitcher and I picked a girl I thought was an 8. 100 k for the hour and she brings me back. I tell my friend he doesn't have to wait for me if he's got stuff to do. Get to the back room and in the light (club was pretty dark) she turns out to be a little older and less cute than I thought but still above average (6. 5 or 7). Service was OK. Light kissing, moaning. No complaints. Was happy about my first session. Definitely didn't need the whole hour though. Go back down to the club to find my friend still finishing his first beer after the pitcher LOL. Guess he didn't need to wait all that long. He scheduled a session with a fb chick while he was waiting for later that night. We decide to check out barra executivo strip club while he waits for his fb girl. The club was only 10 minutes away walking but seemed like a worse part of town. Walk in and we order a beer and a water. Came out to 27 k (much more than conjitas). Club was still pretty quite at this point (7 phish) and girls were meh, maybe 1-2 cute ones and a lot of thick ones (not really into thick girls no offense). Being the hornball I am. It doesn't take long for me to find another girl I thought was cute. This club was better lit so I could see the girl well enough. I called her over and we started chatting using google translate. She was saying all the right stuff (about how wet she was and how she wasn't wearing panties and needed me inside her) so sure enough 15 minutes later, she convinced me to go with her. 100 k and she was at least a 7 so sure why not. The back room is through a door in the men's bathroom LOL and On the way there, she reaches into the ceiling and pulls out a blunt roach LOL. I've been in HS smoking mids before so who am I to judge. We get to the room and she completely changes her attitude. Was not very into the sex at all and would be smoking, putting out, and relighting the blunt while I'm pounding her. Still came though but not a great session. Overall I liked conjitas much better but obviously it is a really small sample size. At this point, my friend had left to meet with his fb girl so I uber back to the mansion (8:30 pmish). We were planning on meeting up later that night to check out Parque lleras but we were both exhausted so I ended up streaming the packers Seahawks game and ordering Chinese food (30 mil for a enormous thing of fried rice and half a fried chicken) and calling it a night. To be continued.

BTW feel free to PM me for more details about anything. Or let me know if I'm including too much shit you guys don't care about LOL. First time reporting so not sure what to include and how much detail is appropriate.

[Mr Enternational]

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

[SpiderRider]

God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.

Almost any taxi driver will know La Isla. There's also a search light beacon coming from the place every night. Loutron I've some how missed over the years. Planning to see it though.

[Sean EZ]

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.

Will do thanks Nounce.

[SpiderRider]

I don't get this hustle. A chick tried that on me the other day. Why would I spend money for that when there are already millions on the internet for free?

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

[Nounce]

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.