Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Colombian arepas are the worst! Jajaaja. Venezuelan areapas, no problem, much better than Colombian arepas. I believe the improvement might be due to a rare, exotic ingredient otherwise known as butter, but I am not sure if that is indeed the missing piece to the puzzle, jajajaja. Even my Colombian girlfriends try to pawn off their arepas to me, tossing them like little frisbees onto my plate when we are eating out.

I declare the Colombian arepa to be the most bland known food in the universe. They are so bland, that nothing you can put on them, queso, salsas, carne, etc. Will overcome their stifling blandness, jajajajaja. Supposedly it is a national insult to bemoan the Colombian arepa, but I have yet to met one person who will say they enjoy them. WTF?

1. You've already eaten half the asses in Medellin. Maybe they would be better with butter.

2. Arepa is one of the many Colombian slang terms for pussy. I believe it's more often used in Bogota.

3. I've made arepas at home. The basic hockey puck arepas you get in restaurants are made with warm water and fine ground corn flour (masarepa). With the possible addition of a bit of salt, that's all. Adding melted butter, salt and shredded mozzarella makes a huge difference.

[LvZooMan211]

Hello fellow mongerers,

I am about to fulfil like a 10 year fantasy to travel to Medellin and dip my toes in. I have some dates / nights setup with SA girls and a few tinder matches. I just wanted to ask a quick question. For someone with limited Spanish, where do you suggest I stay? I was thinking El Poblado or Laureles and getting an Air BNB. Air BNBs are probably residential towers. Are these a nono for chicas?

In Laureles I recommend San Peter Apartments. It's cheap and very guest friendly. I think you can have as many guests as you want during your stay, but only one at a time. I also stayed at Loma Verde apartments in Poblado in May this year. It's close to Parque Lleras. Very nice apartments but more on the expensive side. You can have up to 3 different guests there during your stay with no extra charge. If you go over there is a fee of 100 K COP per guest, I think. Of course they have to show cedula or ID when they come. I only had 1 guest and she stayed there with me for 3 days straight. Never had any issues and the front desk is super chill as long as you don't play loud music late at night. Hope that helps.

[JjBee62]

My question is, how much above baseline (percentage or mil COP answer would be awesome), did a chica running her Webcam business out of your apartment, increase the cost of your servicios? I realize these numbers are small, but I still find them interesting and hey, I bet there's a lot guys who wouldn't mind living with a hot Web cam model, especially if she's helping pay the bills. Sounds like that could be a best of both world's arrangement. I've done it. I know you've done it. But I never did any cost analysis.

Supposedly Colombia has more Web cam models per capita than anywhere else in the world, but I don't the how the fuck you can verify that. BUT that could be a great little adventure and venture for a dude, like the mongerer who recently posted here and who I think you tagged as being in "withdrawal" (good one). I think his goal was to relocate here. Dude, shack up with a Web cam model who broadcasts out of your apartment. Problem more than solved. I told you I'd get back to you (wink).

At a guess I'd say the actual webcamming probably added 10-15% to the bill. Once I replaced all the incandescent bulbs with LEDs it was better. Incandescent bulbs have a warmer, softer light, but you can adjust for that. Occasionally she would use a professional spotlight which drew about 400 watts, but only for a few hours. It's a wonder she didn't burn the place down with that light before I got there. She had it plugged into 2 lightweight extension cords.

There were other aspects that added to the cost. When she did a glitter or body paint show, she'd spend 30-45 minutes in the shower cleaning up.

For someone just doing basic webcam shows, the added expense is negligible. Her shows sometimes get pretty elaborate with special lighting, backdrops, costumes, even a green screen for special background effects. She did one show with a professional full body paint job that cost 1 million COP.

I don't doubt that per capita Colombia is the webcam leader. The top studio in Colombia, AJ Studios, has enough models in Colombia they have an exclusive contract with CamSoda. You can't broadcast on CamSoda from Colombia unless you're contracted with AJ Studios. I worked with a model on there and 5% of her gross went to AJ.

Living with a webcam model isn't necessarily a dream. We were just roommates and friends, so no freebies. Although I'm not one to complain about a sweet girl walking around naked in the apartment. Setting up and breaking down for the shows usually wasn't bad, except for the glitter shows. That shit takes forever to clean up. But there were also mood swings to deal with, family problems, boyfriend problems, motivation problems.

[Regnom3000]

Questions to the forum:

1. Escort website such as Photoprepagos, Mileroticos, Erospremium; how reliable are when it comes to "what you see is what you get"?

I've found some high prices on Eros Premium (circa 700 mil per hour) while seeing 140 mil per hour in all the others. Anyone can validate a few things?

Is Eros worth it?

Of all the sites, are the pictures accurate?

Some offer to hold sexual congress in their apartments. What's the average apartment like? Cramped? Smokey? Well lit?

Hey man,

I've used both of those, as well as pasionprepagos, and paisasdivinas. Only one I haven't used was erospremium.

Imo every girl on mileroticos has been different than the pictures. I've had better luck with pasionprepagos. The few girls I saw from there were definitely higher quality and more realistic to the photos.

Here's the deal. This is the girl's business. So they want those pictures to be as sexy as possible. Which means there's photoshop in all of them. They're going to be more "human" irl. Meaning some will have tattoos or scars that were airbrushed off in the pics. Maybe they're aren't quite as tight or as perky in different areas. But for the most part I've had good experiences.

What you want to be careful of is sometimes they'll do a bait-and-switch on you where you show up and the girl is completely different than the photo. I haven't had this happen but some guys on here have. Search the thread and you'll find some stories. I have shown up and the girl wasn't nearly as cute as the photo. But both of those were from mileroticos. And they were both working out the same apartment, which is interesting.

In regard to your question about the apartments most of these girls are "working" out of these apartments. And these are more like ad-hoc brothels than actual apartments someone is living in full time. They're usually a little dark with curtains drawn or something over the windows. But overall well kept (the beds clean and made etc).

Normally there will be 1 or 2 guys running the joint sectored off in a room somewhere or the kitchen who you won't see. Reminds me of some onceler type shit from the old Lorax book. They're just this kind of presence who's there to collect money and organize the business.

The girl will take you to an empty room. I negotiate everything over text before I arrive so I already know how much I'm paying / what I'm getting, but I'll always run through it again with the girl once we're alone in the room to clarify.

You pay her. She leaves the room and takes the money to the onceler boss dude. Then comes back and I bet you can figure out the rest from there.

I always find the "Hi nice to meet you" to "lets have sex' kind of transition a little strange, so I often offer to give the girl a massage. But that's just my style. Some girls might give you a strip tease or a lap dance. Some might give you a massage. Just depends on the girl and how you want to play it.

Many will come to your place for a small fee and taxi, but I prefer to go to theirs just because I don't like having strangers at my spot.

If you've got questions or want some leads on girls feel free to PM me.

3 K.

[RacShack]

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

A VPN would solve all your problems? Or no? Have you looked into one?

[Litmus Smut]

Ayye! I work in tech too. I would never consider working out of California. Granted, it is very nice out there. The dream is working remote out of Colombia if I can figure out how to make it out at some point in the future.

Could be you are facing Conditional Access Policy restrictions forcing you to stay within the boarders if the US.

I too would love to work my job from Medellin. My income is good and my attitude is more inline with pedestrian styled cities.

[Osteoknot]

Jajajaj. I'm not a fan of Colombian cuisine, it's just as bad as German food. But Colombia and Germany are my top 2 monger destinations.

How would you explain it? Colombian and German food sucks be causes those people would rather spend time in the bedroom than the kitchen? I am simply asking, jajajajja.

[Lois Sanborn]

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

I'm assuming you're working at a big company? If you were working at some lax start up you could probably get away with leaving an always on desktop set up in SF with TeamViewer or something and just transfer shit over to that computer when you need to submit work to the office. Probably be a lot harder at big tech because though, probably would have standard company issue laptops with some enterprise monitoring on them.

[ColombiaLover]

I experienced something a little different when I stayed at the Haven (twice). The first room I had was small. Only a double bed. No jacuzzi. Shower was great. The second room I booked had a jacuzzi. I thought the room was great. Much bigger than the first room. Jacuzii was a good size, looked good, and had various control options (including music). The room had a small table with two chairs. The pool is small, but I was often the only one in it (or I was with a chica). Elevator is small and slow (only one of them). I would agree that most of the guys are met were relative newbies, which makes sense given it's proximity to Lleras.

Never stayed in the Dann Carlton, but have stayed several times in the Dann Carlton Belfort. Beds are hard for my tastes (because I'm a side sleeper). But it's quiet. The staff is nice (no issues with brining in girls). The pool is good and there is a jacuzzi. You can get a good deal during the week. Prices always seemed to be higher on the weekend, which seemed counterintuitive given the clientele I saw. Taxis get lost because they always assume you want to go to the Dann Carlton, not the Dann Carlton Belfort. The two are relatively close to one another.

Arrive July 4th Medellin (from Bog) stayed at Haven for 3 nights, Jacuzzi room with balcony, has a terrific view from the rooftop. Pool is tiny, so it is the bar / restaurant. Most of the people there were amateur "mongers". They had no clue what to do or where to go. Constant parade of girls in & out / small elevator. Jacuzzi is overrated & dangerous. Flooded the room. No place to sit, no desk but staff brought in extra furniture for me. Nice people. Get a large room if you stay there. Forget the Jacuzzi. IMHO.

July 8 - 19th I checked into Dann Carlton Medellin. I must have stayed 4 weeks in total over the 60 days I was in Colombia. It felt like home. The guests are mostly Colombian business people, government people with a few well traveled "mongers" who had shopped around over the years. I used the pool, walked around the neighborhood to the river park & Poblado Park and lots of small local restaurants. Asked a SA girl (hot) over and we enjoyed some time together, had dinner after. Suddenly she gets a call that her mom is having seizures and she cancels the remainder of the night. (dah, the girls play too many games in Med) Met an executive from an unnamed social media company. LOL and took him to La Isla. I found a pro dancer (video productions etc.) working there and we ended up spending 3 nights together at Dann Carlton. What's the count now, maybe 10 or so over 10 nights? Avg still high, 400 cop. Went to a private presidential penthouse party with xyztravel. The Colombian president Mrquez was in the building, 30 soldiers and bomb sniffing golden retrievers downstairs. Xyz can tell us about these escapades. I brought him a present. And he was forced to do her #7 (I think for the night. Too many girls, not enough time. Don't know how he does it. FB girls mostly. Ask him for the secret. There may have been some recreational substances. I also visited Lleras circled many times with my driver. Took numbers. There were no girls that were dressed well enough to get past the Dann Carlton fron desk. So I passed. Although 2 girls were very enticing & wanted to do a 3 some for 400 cop, I planned to call later. (not enough time) Went to Fase dos and found 2 more. That's in the next post. Adding photos etc. Later.

[Litmus Smut]

Questions to the forum:

1. Escort website such as Photoprepagos, Mileroticos, Erospremium; how reliable are when it comes to "what you see is what you get"?

I've found some high prices on Eros Premium (circa 700 mil per hour) while seeing 140 mil per hour in all the others. Anyone can validate a few things?

Is Eros worth it?

Of all the sites, are the pictures accurate?

Some offer to hold sexual congress in their apartments. What's the average apartment like? Cramped? Smokey? Well lit?

[MarquisdeSade1]

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I don't like this, but I've been vaxed 3 x and can prove it, what are you anti vaxing mongers going to do?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/o...id-travel.html

[BlackThought]

Ayye! I work in tech too. I would never consider working out of California. Granted, it is very nice out there. The dream is working remote out of Colombia if I can figure out how to make it out at some point in the future.

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

[BlackThought]

But where exactly what is legal? I've done FKK's in Munich.

Prostitution. I've been to the FKK clubs in NRW as I would fly into Dusseldorf for work.

The FKK clubs in NRW is cheaper than Frankfurt / Berlin. Acapulco was 40 euro for 30 min, Golden time & living room are 50 euros for 30 min. Beautiful Romanians, but the hotter ones of course are in Frankfurt, but they're notorious for upselling and shitty attitudes. Plus side is practically all of them can hold a conversation in English, I have to use google translate in Colombia LOL.

Don't expect the curvaceous bodies of Latinas.

[BlackThought]

Colombian arepas are the worst! Jajaaja. Venezuelan areapas, no problem, much better than Colombian arepas. I believe the improvement might be due to a rare, exotic ingredient otherwise known as butter, but I am not sure if that is indeed the missing piece to the puzzle, jajajaja. Even my Colombian girlfriends try to pawn off their arepas to me, tossing them like little frisbees onto my plate when we are eating out.

I declare the Colombian arepa to be the most bland known food in the universe. They are so bland, that nothing you can put on them, queso, salsas, carne, etc. Will overcome their stifling blandness, jajajajaja. Supposedly it is a national insult to bemoan the Colombian arepa, but I have yet to met one person who will say they enjoy them. WTF?

Jajajaj. I'm not a fan of Colombian cuisine, it's just as bad as German food. But Colombia and Germany are my top 2 monger destinations.

[Osteoknot]

Grand total, 225 mil COP

I reported 50 mil COP less than the actual total. Grand total should have been around 275 mil COP. Still, more than worth it, obvious. I write too fast for my own good sometimes.