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02-23-20 15:39 #34754
Posts: 1283Spent my last night at La Isla
I'm still trying to assess if I like the place. Nothing terribly new to report that hasn't been documented already. Cover of $10 K. I like the layout, how everything centers around the main stage. Love the seating. I love the no pressure. In fact, at times, it was hard to get a waiter to come to you. I saw two different guys stay there for hours. Never bought a drink and refused every girl coming around for their 60 cent propina. So a very different business model. But, almost every seat was filled. The girls: someone said it before but it has a high floor. There was only one that I thought should not be there. Now beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And we all have preferences. But I despise enhanced asses. If you are a fan of insanely enhanced asses, some that you can sit a beer on while she walks around, this is your heaven. I saw a few 9's that I crossed off my list because they lost alot of points for their monstrosity. It's a turn off to me, much like a smoker. Again, we all have our preferences. Hell, isn't there a lot of smoking themed porn? I accept I may be the odd ball. Other than those asses, the girls were awesome. Though I will say, if spinners are your thing, they were in the minority.
One other comment. I read that people here don't make it rain on the stage. They didn't. Instead, $2 K bills were flying all over the place in the seats. Most of the time it was in good fun. But there was one dude getting his rocks off, laughing at the girls scrambling on the ground for their 60 cents. It was hard to watch for many reasons. He was making a show of it and mocking them. I had to say something. Though I don't think he understood anything I said. He was Asian and did not speak Spanish either.
One final note. Again, keep in mind that there is no pressure to buy. But their prices on liquor are ridiculously high, in my opinion. And one waiter at the bar was very slow to give back change. After twice thinking I'm leaving him a $30 K tip (that ain't happening), I just kept hounding him so he wanted me to go away.
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02-23-20 15:36 #34753
Posts: 15908Originally Posted by Knowledge [View Original Post]
But I do know that any beer that comes in a clear bottle is not a good beer. The bottle needs to be dark to keep the light out. There is a reason lime is always added to Corona. I think that beer was originally the brand for Mexican farmhands.
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02-23-20 15:35 #34752
Posts: 5446Originally Posted by Uthred [View Original Post]
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02-23-20 07:13 #34751
Posts: 101Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]
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02-23-20 01:03 #34750
Posts: 4015I don't enjoy Corona. To me it lacks flavor and body. I think it's popular in the Americas for the same reason the Rolling Rock brand is. The Americas taste preference for beer leans toward the watery (Budweiser, Coors Light, etc.) It's not a bad thing, it's just very different than most of the rest of the world. I notice a can of Baltika beer from the Baltic States region. I really like that brand, and not just because it reminds me of some good times in Belarus. LOL!
Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 23:59 #34749
Posts: 1257Originally Posted by ElBacano [View Original Post]
The bottom line is at Gusto you pay for the ambiance of an upscale night club and being surrounded by $200 a night hookers in a land where $120 will get you a comparable hooker all night on Facebook and $1. 20 can buy you a Heineken at Exito.
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02-22-20 23:42 #34748
Posts: 12832nd day in MDE
As I expected, I think a 3.5 day trip just isn't enough. LOL. I've not been to half the places I want to go. That said, some good experiences. The highlight from yesterday was an unexpected and odd TLN. I went to Lleras again after a bit of tourist sightseeing. It was relatively quiet about 9 PM. Returned at 11 and still fairly quiet, due to a light rain, I assume. Walked to Gusto, which was packed. The door man, who I tipped $5 mil the day before picked me out of the crowd and saved me probably 20 minute wait time. Gustos was fun. Connected with a girl and her amiga. We had fun, agreed to a 3 hour date. I declined, and then immediately regretted her offer for a 3 some with her friend. Then, she wanted one more drink. And one more drink. And one more drink. Just ticked me off so I bailed. Walked outside, thinking of going to La Isla. I walked right by 2 chicas trying to get my attention. I'd say a 7 (from MDE) and a 7. 5 from Venezuela. It was one of those feelings that you knew if you give a little on looks, it was going to be a good session. So after walking by them, I turned around and they giggled. They knew they had me. We negotiate 2 hours back at my room. Took a taxi to avoid the drizzle and wearing myself out walking that hill for the 10th time that day. Came back and had a fantastic session. After an odd goodbye, 5 minutes after they leave, the MDE chica sends me a message on WhatsApp and said she wants to hang out tomorrow. OK. Maybe. Then ultimately, she says she wants to come back and stay the night. I'm thinking OK, here it comes. She said she doesn't want more money. She comes back, we go at it again. Then we go eat. This is about 4 AM. We run into her mother, who sells chiclets and cigarettes at Calle 10. That was just an odd experience. LOL We come back to the room for round 3. We sleep and I wake up to round 4. At this point, I enjoyed her company but I just needed a break so sent her away. She's finally stopped the messaging. She wanted to sightsee with me. And accompany me to the airport. No thanks. Nice girl. Typical rough life story. I did give her a bit of extra money without her asking.
Trying to determine how to enjoy my last hours. With an afternoon flight on Sunday, I hope for one more party.
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02-22-20 21:08 #34747
Posts: 128Beer clarity
Yes gents, some beers at Gustos are 30 k. Be careful which girl you get it from. Must be a kickback. Just get a colombiano or something. About 8 k. Stay away from corona or american which they have to import. I don't think its a ripoff. But premium beer in Colombia is hard to come by.
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02-22-20 19:55 #34746
Posts: 1792Originally Posted by Dcrist0527 [View Original Post]
The Tall Man.
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02-22-20 17:55 #34745
Posts: 15908Originally Posted by Lou32 [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 16:35 #34744
Posts: 430Originally Posted by PunkedLife [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 16:12 #34743
Posts: 72New girls
Originally Posted by ColombiaLover [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 06:38 #34742
Posts: 1257Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]Originally Posted by TheCritic [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 06:03 #34741
Posts: 15908Originally Posted by Lou32 [View Original Post]
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02-22-20 03:55 #34740
Posts: 430Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]